FabSwingers.com forum: biteing my tounge

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

At work today and the lads wete all talking about their weekend and what they were getting up too. Some are young and all they were talking about was the birds they had TRYED to pull in their locals.

Some were old and all they talked about was the weather ( what else )

Then there was me!! what did you get up to the asked?

Fuck all i said i washed the car fixed the dogs box up just ur every day shit lads

All the while biteing my tounge!!

if only ye knew what we got up ta. But if i told ye id have to kill ye

Any1 else laugh to themselfs listening to ppl,s wild weekends at work???

i think its gas and 1 off the best parts about being a fabber.

SECRETS!!!!

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

I lie and my family still say ur off been s filthy fuck aren Ya I jus laugh haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, tell them all lol they love it

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I was asked one Monday morning what I got up to one weekend.

"Ah the usual, an orgy!" I replied.

They didn't believe me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked one Monday morning what I got up to one weekend.

"Ah the usual, an orgy!" I replied.

They didn't believe me

That's called hiding in plain sight Mingo!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was asked one Monday morning what I got up to one weekend.

"Ah the usual, an orgy!" I replied.

They didn't believe me

yeah i often wonder maybe just tell em what ye did sure they wont believe ye ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I lie and my family still say ur off been s filthy fuck aren Ya I jus laugh haha"

ash ur a dead give away. Maybe leave the house before you put on the kinky outfits next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah its funny saying nah it was quiet enough had a few drinks with a friend....not yeah I kissed nearly every man and woman in the club...

twas great craic all together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah i tell my mum and my mates lol id tell a complete stranger if they ask lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love it if only people knew , I'm just a quite girl lol

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

"I lie and my family still say ur off been s filthy fuck aren Ya I jus laugh haha

ash ur a dead give away. Maybe leave the house before you put on the kinky outfits next time

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what kinky outfits? Haha it's the Facebook thing cause I'm always likin filth they just presume haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fucked up in work last wk and said to the lads over lunch "loads of the girls ordered sashes for my hen party the wkend" they all looked at me like I had ten heads and asked me why was I having a hens when I was single so I said "ah it's just for the laugh, we're all going out dressed up and pretending it's my hens" they said I was so weird!! Lucky they all think I'm odd as fuck anyway so they didn't question me any more

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

"I fucked up in work last wk and said to the lads over lunch "loads of the girls ordered sashes for my hen party the wkend" they all looked at me like I had ten heads and asked me why was I having a hens when I was single so I said "ah it's just for the laugh, we're all going out dressed up and pretending it's my hens" they said I was so weird!! Lucky they all think I'm odd as fuck anyway so they didn't question me any more

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should of just slapped ur tits out and shouted woooooo wouldn't of made u any less odd haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

should of just slapped ur tits out and shouted woooooo wouldn't of made u any less odd haha "

I for 1 would like to see that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah lolli I just burst out laughing!! For your hen party classic, how sad does that sound

Comical.

I told one friend today who knows I'm a filthy fucker, she just said what's next ffs?!

I said any suggestions?! Lol

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

I'm constantly saying on a monday morning... 'ah nothing too 'wild'...' (cue wicked grin....)...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol one of the lads rang me this morning and asked me how the fake hens went, I was like "ah yeah great night, not too wild" jeez if only they knew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At work today and the lads wete all talking about their weekend and what they were getting up too. Some are young and all they were talking about was the birds they had TRYED to pull in their locals.

Some were old and all they talked about was the weather ( what else )

Then there was me!! what did you get up to the asked?

Fuck all i said i washed the car fixed the dogs box up just ur every day shit lads

All the while biteing my tounge!!

if only ye knew what we got up ta. But if i told ye id have to kill ye

Any1 else laugh to themselfs listening to ppl,s wild weekends at work???

i think its gas and 1 off the best parts about us being a fabber.

SECRETS!!!!"

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

I work in peoples homes had a cpl telling me about the swingers club in town i nodded and asked had they being the look of shock and discust was hillarious, as i thought to my self where i was sat night with two flaking women on my arm.

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By *oldenFingersMan
over a year ago

Fairview

should of just slapped ur tits out and shouted woooooo wouldn't of made u any less odd haha "

Ha ha hilarious!

I work with mostly lads so there is always riding talk but I think a lot of the time the have been drinking that all talk tea. My Mother tells me I'm a dirty little fecker and is no hope for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friends and family know I'm a filthy fecker so dont hide what I do. The girls in work however are convinced I'm a serial dater from seeing me with different guys, I;m trying hard to keep my innocent facade in place there

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By *rutus83Man
over a year ago

naas

Is Fabswingers like fight club " 1st rule of fight club never talk about fight club" lmao

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

"I work in peoples homes had a cpl telling me about the swingers club in town i nodded and asked had they being the look of shock and discust was hillarious, as i thought to my self where i was sat night with two flaking women on my arm.

What's a flaking woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same thought occurred to me. This is a PUBLIC FORUM. Anyone on google can access ALL of the forum.

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

What's a flaking woman

women with leprosy

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