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Weirdest reason you've cancelled

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's the weirdest reason (and true) that you've had to cancel a meet or leave one early.. Mine was when I met for coffee and the school called to say one of my kids had been stung in head by a bee and they were freaking out in case he was allergic.. Really don't think he believed me but it was true!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the weirdest reason (and true) that you've had to cancel a meet or leave one early.. Mine was when I met for coffee and the school called to say one of my kids had been stung in head by a bee and they were freaking out in case he was allergic.. Really don't think he believed me but it was true! "

I've never cancelled

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's the weirdest reason (and true) that you've had to cancel a meet or leave one early.. Mine was when I met for coffee and the school called to say one of my kids had been stung in head by a bee and they were freaking out in case he was allergic.. Really don't think he believed me but it was true!

I've never cancelled "

Good boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had just gotton a new puppy and arranged a meet but sure never thought what I would do wit teddy and no one would take him so had to stay in but I have him outside now so no issues there lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Had just gotton a new puppy and arranged a meet but sure never thought what I would do wit teddy and no one would take him so had to stay in but I have him outside now so no issues there lol"

Turned down for a puppy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to cancel a few months ago because my nan had locked herself out of her house only i have the spare key

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the weirdest reason (and true) that you've had to cancel a meet or leave one early.. Mine was when I met for coffee and the school called to say one of my kids had been stung in head by a bee and they were freaking out in case he was allergic.. Really don't think he believed me but it was true!

I've never cancelled

Good boy "

the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bumped into my sister on my way to a fab meet (she didn't know obviously) and told me my breath stank of garlic, completely forgot I had garlic at lunchtime, so I cancelled with an excuse about the kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had just gotton a new puppy and arranged a meet but sure never thought what I would do wit teddy and no one would take him so had to stay in but I have him outside now so no issues there lol

Turned down for a puppy "
More so didn't want to leave him and have an awful mess in my kitchen next day lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog ate my homework!...

Oh sorry that was an excuse for something else

I've cancelled due to migraines or being held up at work.. but nothing weird I think.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I bumped into my sister on my way to a fab meet (she didn't know obviously) and told me my breath stank of garlic, completely forgot I had garlic at lunchtime, so I cancelled with an excuse about the kids "

I doubt he would have minded

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin


"I bumped into my sister on my way to a fab meet (she didn't know obviously) and told me my breath stank of garlic, completely forgot I had garlic at lunchtime, so I cancelled with an excuse about the kids "

Why didn't you just go buy some chewing gum instead?..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bumped into my sister on my way to a fab meet (she didn't know obviously) and told me my breath stank of garlic, completely forgot I had garlic at lunchtime, so I cancelled with an excuse about the kids

I doubt he would have minded "

Absolutely no way he would have smelt it off his lad

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I bumped into my sister on my way to a fab meet (she didn't know obviously) and told me my breath stank of garlic, completely forgot I had garlic at lunchtime, so I cancelled with an excuse about the kids

Why didn't you just go buy some chewing gum instead?.. "

Chewing gum doesn't mask the smell of garlic

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin


"I bumped into my sister on my way to a fab meet (she didn't know obviously) and told me my breath stank of garlic, completely forgot I had garlic at lunchtime, so I cancelled with an excuse about the kids

Why didn't you just go buy some chewing gum instead?..

Chewing gum doesn't mask the smell of garlic "

If it's very strong smelling gum it helps mask it, either way a garlic smell is not worth cancelling a meet over in my opinion.

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

I'd to cancel a party at last minute once as I got chest pains and had to go to A & E to get myself checked out, nothing serious thankfully, some drugs sorted it. My body picked a fine time to spring that one on me, 7pm on a saturday evening, not the best time to go to A and E. Didn't get out of there till 2am or so. Thankfully the hostess knew me and knew my excuse was genuine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I bumped into my sister on my way to a fab meet (she didn't know obviously) and told me my breath stank of garlic, completely forgot I had garlic at lunchtime, so I cancelled with an excuse about the kids

Why didn't you just go buy some chewing gum instead?..

Chewing gum doesn't mask the smell of garlic

If it's very strong smelling gum it helps mask it, either way a garlic smell is not worth cancelling a meet over in my opinion."

Wouldn't stop me either.. If just make sure we went for something to eat and I'd 'encourage' them to eat something very garlicky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was cancelled once cos the guy did not want to shave his pubes lol at least that's what he said

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"I bumped into my sister on my way to a fab meet (she didn't know obviously) and told me my breath stank of garlic, completely forgot I had garlic at lunchtime, so I cancelled with an excuse about the kids "

Chewing some parsley helps get rid of a garlic smell from the mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bumped into my sister on my way to a fab meet (she didn't know obviously) and told me my breath stank of garlic, completely forgot I had garlic at lunchtime, so I cancelled with an excuse about the kids

Chewing some parsley helps get rid of a garlic smell from the mouth "

Is that why they chop up parsley and put it in garlic butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bumped into my sister on my way to a fab meet (she didn't know obviously) and told me my breath stank of garlic, completely forgot I had garlic at lunchtime, so I cancelled with an excuse about the kids

Chewing some parsley helps get rid of a garlic smell from the mouth "

Parsley sage Rosemary and thyme .... Stuffing

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"I bumped into my sister on my way to a fab meet (she didn't know obviously) and told me my breath stank of garlic, completely forgot I had garlic at lunchtime, so I cancelled with an excuse about the kids

Chewing some parsley helps get rid of a garlic smell from the mouth

Is that why they chop up parsley and put it in garlic butter"

I think that's more for a decorative effect king,, eating chopped parsley can remove the remaining traces of garlic to soak up the odour

Eating huge amounts of garlic can come through the pores from perspiration etc,,,it's not pleasant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bumped into my sister on my way to a fab meet (she didn't know obviously) and told me my breath stank of garlic, completely forgot I had garlic at lunchtime, so I cancelled with an excuse about the kids

Chewing some parsley helps get rid of a garlic smell from the mouth

Is that why they chop up parsley and put it in garlic butter

I think that's more for a decorative effect king,, eating chopped parsley can remove the remaining traces of garlic to soak up the odour

Eating huge amounts of garlic can come through the pores from perspiration etc,,,it's not pleasant "

learn something new every day

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"with an excuse about the kids

Chewing some parsley helps get rid of a garlic smell from the mouth

Is that why they chop up parsley and put it in garlic butter"

It is. I prefer Basil in mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to cancel a meet for today cause my niece is in hospital and ive to mind her brother and sister cause noone else around to do it.. he was pretty ok about it. And i told him like monday that it was possible iD have to cancel. Didnt know how long niece was going to be in hospital for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"with an excuse about the kids

Chewing some parsley helps get rid of a garlic smell from the mouth

Is that why they chop up parsley and put it in garlic butter

It is. I prefer Basil in mine.

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I'll make sure to make yours wit basil so

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By *ingerrrrWoman
over a year ago

Meath

I had to cancel going to a party once as I was travelling with a friend and I'd had a few glasses of wine with dinner only for her to cancel me with a lame ass chicken out excuse..

I was fuming.. It was too far to risk driving myself so I was left all dressed up, horny, slightly tipsy and no where to go.

Needless to say I don't rely on her driving anymore..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bolted out of a coffee meet a few years back. She showed up with a toddler in tow. That's not a problem. She asked could I give the toddler a bottle with she rang her other half. I did but bolted soon after via the old "call you 20 minutes into your meet" call from a fabber mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had just gotton a new puppy and arranged a meet but sure never thought what I would do wit teddy and no one would take him so had to stay in but I have him outside now so no issues there lol"

How could you have a meet without letting your puppies out???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a lady once with a toddler in a pram for a coffee Lucky the toddler fell asleep and we ended up in the baby changing room in a shopping center. Got a super bj and when we came out there was a few mummy's and babies waiting. Don't know did they realise what was happening

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By *ussyhoundMan
over a year ago

Dungannon


"I was cancelled once cos the guy did not want to shave his pubes lol at least that's what he said "

Feck that's a good one!! No not me pubs

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Iv had things happen to me on days of meets and wouldn't cancel as they sounded like timewasters excuses,my grandmothers funeral,my uncles funeral,car breakdowns,got a flat tyre in girls car once on drive from my house to local pub to meet a couple,changing wheel on a hill and car rolled off jack,had to sprint the mile home and get my jack. Made all those meets tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bolted out of a coffee meet a few years back. She showed up with a toddler in tow. That's not a problem. She asked could I give the toddler a bottle with she rang her other half. I did but bolted soon after via the old "call you 20 minutes into your meet" call from a fabber mate. "

Awww how nice are you!

But seriously what head case brings there child on a meet. Not wise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I met a lady once with a toddler in a pram for a coffee Lucky the toddler fell asleep and we ended up in the baby changing room in a shopping center. Got a super bj and when we came out there was a few mummy's and babies waiting. Don't know did they realise what was happening "

Wrong on sooooo many levels

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By *hoosyhotwifeCouple
over a year ago

any


"I met a lady once with a toddler in a pram for a coffee Lucky the toddler fell asleep and we ended up in the baby changing room in a shopping center. Got a super bj and when we came out there was a few mummy's and babies waiting. Don't know did they realise what was happening "

Classy lady

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