FabSwingers.com forum: Coconut oil

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I met this chick last night (not on fab, civilian world) We're back at hers and she asked me if I'd ever used coconut oil during sex. Now forgive my ignorance but I thought it was some sort of hand/body cream but to my surprise it's actually used for cooking. She pulled a jar out from her bedside locker. Not a brand new jar, I just thought I'd put that out there. Not that, that bothered me. She explained that's it's organic, gutten free, tastes great and is an amazing natural lube. So basically my question is,

is there anything coconut oil can't be used for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gearbox oil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frying eggs.

Yuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She is right coconut oil is good As a lube,skincare, hair and cooking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oiling the hinges on the back door

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

Great for ice skating too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guy I worked with put it in his coffee... Said there's a great buzz off it. Not been brave enough to try it though

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

Couldn't be any worse than brown sauce in the tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Couldn't be any worse than brown sauce in the tea."

Haha haven't trIed that either.... Colin Farrell the dirty shite

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By *ceryMan
over a year ago

Malahide & Waterford

Not great at blocking UV A/B rays... you'll get burnt.

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

It smells gr8 i love it vandickslider !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's great to use on toast rather that butter. Yum

Or just you covered in it Double

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell us Double was the sex good or did she indeed fry a egg?

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By *rutus83Man
over a year ago

naas

"I met this chick last night (not on fab, civilian world) We're back at hers and she asked me if I'd ever used coconut oil during sex. Now forgive my ignorance but I thought it was some sort of hand/body cream but to my surprise it's actually used for cooking. She pulled a jar out from her bedside locker. Not a brand new jar, I just thought I'd put that out there. Not that, that bothered me. She explained that's it's organic, gutten free, tastes great and is an amazing natural lube. So basically my question is,

is there anything coconut oil can't be used for.

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best forum post in a while lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Protein pancakes are unreal aswell with it butnow that post hhas kinda turned me off cooking them again

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor

is there anything coconut oil can't be used for.

Extra virgin?

How was it?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Cleaning brake pads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eve uses coconut oil as a moisturiser and hair cream and she looks unreal if I di say so myself

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

"Eve uses coconut oil as a moisturiser and hair cream and she looks unreal if I di say so myself "

good man..you'll be kept

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eve uses coconut oil as a moisturiser and hair cream and she looks unreal if I di say so myself

good man..you'll be kept

3 kids later I should hope so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah good for her lips if you're doing ass to mouth, and put it on your cock as lube for anal.

Also good for eating out her ass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that...

Eating out her, ass(aspergers)

Eating out, her ass(2 uses)

Eating,out her ass(2 uses again!!)

...this coconut oil stuff has me perplexed I tell ya!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is there anything coconut oil can't be used for.

My sister uses it along with baking soda to brush her teeth.. They are so white they glow in the dark

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

is there anything coconut oil can't be used for.

My sister uses it along with baking soda to brush her teeth.. They are so white they glow in the dark

Baking soda is fine but over use will erode the beneficial enamel of the teeth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is there anything coconut oil can't be used for.

My sister uses it along with baking soda to brush her teeth.. They are so white they glow in the dark

Baking soda is fine but over use will erode the beneficial enamel of the teeth."

Did you google that lukey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not to be used with condoms though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lovely girl introduced me to it the same way awhile ago it's purposes have no end

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By *ussianbabeWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

"Not to be used with condoms though. "

Yes that is true .think the latex condoms break down easy if use coconut oil as a lub !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that...

Eating out her, ass(aspergers)

Eating out, her ass(2 uses)

Eating,out her ass(2 uses again!!)

...this coconut oil stuff has me perplexed I tell ya!!!"
LMFAO!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP enlighten us! I.use coconut.oil.for cooking but havent used it as a lube or for anything else. How exactly.did you use it? Please share..

Thank.you! Nikki x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It has so many uses but dont use it with condoms as said above!

Use on skin as moisturiser, as a hair mask, as a makeup remover, eye cream, melt down and mix with essential oils for massage, it works as a natural deodorant, cuticle oil, shave your legs with it for ultra smooth skin, oil swigging, teeth brushing etc etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It has so many uses but dont use it with condoms as said above!

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Wow! Thanks for the tips! Definitely going to try out a few of those! Except.for the lube option lol

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By *adrarfjordr VoyeurMan
over a year ago

Waterford

"My sister uses it along with baking soda to brush her teeth.. They are so white they glow in the dark

Baking soda is fine but over use will erode the beneficial enamel of the teeth."

Isn't all of your enamel beneficial?

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

is there anything coconut oil can't be used for.

My sister uses it along with baking soda to brush her teeth.. They are so white they glow in the dark

Baking soda is fine but over use will erode the beneficial enamel of the teeth.

Did you google that lukey

I used to work with sodium bicarbonate as a cleaning agent health and safety required workers to be fully suited up while using it over a sustained period.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is there anything coconut oil can't be used for.

My sister uses it along with baking soda to brush her teeth.. They are so white they glow in the dark

Baking soda is fine but over use will erode the beneficial enamel of the teeth.

Did you google that lukey

I used to work with sodium bicarbonate as a cleaning agent health and safety required workers to be fully suited up while using it over a sustained period.

Depends on the concentration and exposure, like a 5% solution of sodium bicarbonate won't do anything too you but if you're exposed to it constantly over the day a time weighted average can be calculated to determine the level of protection required

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It has so many uses but dont use it with condoms as said above!

Wow! Thanks for the tips! Definitely going to try out a few of those! Except.for the lube option lol"

No problem, Im a big fan. Just make sure you get a decent one that's cold pressed. The cheapy ones arent as good for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guy I worked with put it in his coffee... Said there's a great buzz off it. Not been brave enough to try it though"
yes it lubricates the bowel movement if you do that. Good weight loss method.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought you put butter in the coffee.

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor

Who would have thought something hard, hairy and full of white juice would bring so much joy to so many.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need to get me some of this coconut oil! My only thing is does it smell/taste like coconuts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most only have a very mild flavour/smell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Need to get me some of this coconut oil! My only thing is does it smell/taste like coconuts?"
it smells a bit if coconut when on your skin.but there's no coconut flavour when I use it in.cooking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Need to get me some of this coconut oil! My only thing is does it smell/taste like coconuts?"

A bit like Piña Colada

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use it all the time for cooking and to liven up my porridge.

Lae...It makes the best fried eggs in my opinion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Use it all the time for cooking and to liven up my porridge.

Lae...It makes the best fried eggs in my opinion. "

I'm not convinced. Perhaps I'm doing it wrong and need a lesson in egg cooking.

Until you return I shall stick to poaching them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Use it all the time for cooking and to liven up my porridge.

Lae...It makes the best fried eggs in my opinion.

I'm not convinced. Perhaps I'm doing it wrong and need a lesson in egg cooking.

Poached is good too but it's a fine art!

Until you return I shall stick to poaching them.

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