FabSwingers.com forum: what's wrong with the ladies looking for huge cock

By *ublinmeathman OP Man
over a year ago

clonee

i read a few profiles of girls saying stuff like , if your cock is not bigger than 7 inches don't bother mailing me

, Really ? when i read that , it just tells me you have a very big loose pussy , ladies if you are one of the unfortunate ones that needs a really large one or else they won't feel anything, i would recommend doing some pelvic exercises to tighten it back up

shame on you , what do you be putting up there when your alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol or maybe they just like hung willys noting too do with loose pussys lol

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

Foot in mouth disease i see

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

"... , what do you be putting up there when your alone

Can you remember the first pussy you ever saw?

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By *ublinmeathman OP Man
over a year ago

clonee

i just found the whole "if your not bigger than 7 inches don't bother mailing me quite funny , nothing about personality or what type of guy she is after , just big dick she doesn't care what its attached too , once its big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like them big for my throat otherwise I don't really care

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i just found the whole "if your not bigger than 7 inches don't bother mailing me quite funny , nothing about personality or what type of guy she is after , just big dick she doesn't care what its attached too , once its big

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........don't mail her then.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer bigger, not cos my pussy is big or loose but because i love a big cock, simple! We all have our preferences

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

it's probably attached to an even bigger prick

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By *ublinmeathman OP Man
over a year ago

clonee

very creepy question

but yes i can remember

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Wanting more than 7inches doesn't give a woman a loose pussy!!!

childbirth does that

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By *ublinmeathman OP Man
over a year ago

clonee

laelaps i seen yours , you don't need a huge one , yours looks tight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"laelaps i seen yours , you don't need a huge one , yours looks tight

Joys of no babies and no sex

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By *ublinmeathman OP Man
over a year ago

clonee

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg such a statement loose pussy

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By *ublinmeathman OP Man
over a year ago

clonee

the ladies don't know what to write here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the ladies don't know what to write here

I commented and look where that got me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a child and mine is quite tight! Not sure it is always to do with having children

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By *ublinmeathman OP Man
over a year ago

clonee

you got a compliment

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Are you sure the problem is loose pussy?

Iv never met 1 that didn't feel tight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr has tool to tighten loose pussy money back guarantee or free service

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

"the ladies don't know what to write here

I commented and look where that got me "

yea..We all know your a sword swallower now

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By *ublinmeathman OP Man
over a year ago

clonee

i agree , i bedded a lot of ladies over the years

and some of the tightest i had were mammys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the ladies don't know what to write here

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....lol...I think the ladies know exactly what to write. .

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"I had a child and mine is quite tight! Not sure it is always to do with having children "

Depends on amount of children and type of birth,, the more that's had naturally,, the muscles weaken

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By *ublinmeathman OP Man
over a year ago

clonee

oh we have a big dick here ladies , he sounds huge , quick mail him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh i see, i had just one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol...there's a lot of them around. ..

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Are you sure the problem is loose pussy?

Iv never met 1 that didn't feel tight

nice one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a child and mine is quite tight! Not sure it is always to do with having children

Depends on amount of children and type of birth,, the more that's had naturally,, the muscles weaken

I wasn't saying it in a smart way either. I was just trying to give done sort of explanation to the OPs comment

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

"I had a child and mine is quite tight! Not sure it is always to do with having children

Depends on amount of children and type of birth,, the more that's had naturally,, the muscles weaken

Don't know why you all don't just lay an egg and hatch it

Ill be having a word with God when I see him

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

I find someone who's too big rather painful... Then last time he pierced the top of his cock from the copper wire in my coil,, painful for both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the ladies don't know what to write here

I commented and look where that got me

yea..We all know your a sword swallower now

Time for me to run away to the circus

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By *ublinmeathman OP Man
over a year ago

clonee

so laelaps you like to get it all in your mouth do you ? any plans later

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By *ublinmeathman OP Man
over a year ago

clonee

we have a tight one , mark her in your notebook !

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

"the ladies don't know what to write here

I commented and look where that got me

yea..We all know your a sword swallower now

Time for me to run away to the circus "

Please don't, you're no clown! The same can't be said for some others though sadly......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only draw back is they can't lay eggs

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By *ublinmeathman OP Man
over a year ago

clonee

who are you referring too

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By *ublinmeathman OP Man
over a year ago

clonee

if i offended any ladies here i am sorry

, i just recommend pelvic exercises 3 times daily for 6 months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if i offended any ladies here i am sorry

, i just recommend pelvic exercises 3 times daily for 6 months "

I'm not offended

I got the strangest compliment ever.

You're a weird little man

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By *ammerandthongsCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"if i offended any ladies here i am sorry

, i just recommend pelvic exercises 3 times daily for 6 months

I'm not offended

I got the strangest compliment ever.

You're a weird little man "

Lol could be worse your gynaecologist could of said it

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"if i offended any ladies here i am sorry

, i just recommend pelvic exercises 3 times daily for 6 months

I'm not offended

I got the strangest compliment ever.

You're a weird little man "

Don't forget he's a gynaecology expert too

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By *ublinmeathman OP Man
over a year ago

clonee

i was not aiming at anyone , i am sure there is a few who read that chose not to comment for there own personal reasons

i am talkin bout them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if i offended any ladies here i am sorry

, i just recommend pelvic exercises 3 times daily for 6 months

I'm not offended

I got the strangest compliment ever.

You're a weird little man

Lol could be worse your gynaecologist could of said it

I'm ok though mines tight apparently it's the ones with the flappy flanges he has the problem with lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i was not aiming at anyone , i am sure there is a few who read that chose not to comment for there own personal reasons

i am talkin bout them"
....maybe they didn't read it....u may have overestimated your popularity. ..lol

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By *ublinmeathman OP Man
over a year ago

clonee

maybe i did , maybe i didn't , who cares

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the ladies don't know what to write here

I commented and look where that got me

yea..We all know your a sword swallower now

Time for me to run away to the circus "

I'll pitch a tent and draw funny shapes on my fac . I'm sure mia has some funny colours here somewhere... Hmmmm

See ya soon so yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone tell your cock was too small OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"maybe i did , maybe i didn't , who cares

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....lol...you got that right. ..

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By *rutus83Man
over a year ago

naas

"i was not aiming at anyone , i am sure there is a few who read that chose not to comment for there own personal reasons

i am talkin bout them....maybe they didn't read it....u may have overestimated your popularity. ..lol"
every woman i have bein with was loose to me

small cock here

but im an

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the ladies don't know what to write here

I commented and look where that got me

yea..We all know your a sword swallower now

Time for me to run away to the circus

I'll pitch a tent and draw funny shapes on my fac . I'm sure mia has some funny colours here somewhere... Hmmmm

See ya soon so yeah

I thought ur tent was permanently pitched for me anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the ladies don't know what to write here

I commented and look where that got me

yea..We all know your a sword swallower now

Time for me to run away to the circus

I'll pitch a tent and draw funny shapes on my fac . I'm sure mia has some funny colours here somewhere... Hmmmm

See ya soon so yeah

I thought ur tent was permanently pitched for me anyway.

There's only so long she'll hold up under this weather... I wouldn't chance leaving it any longer to help with supporting it haha

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By *ublinmeathman OP Man
over a year ago

clonee

if your trying to say its small thinking the ladies are going to think you really have a big one ! brave move . you won my respect

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By *rutus83Man
over a year ago

naas

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By *rutus83Man
over a year ago

naas

"if your trying to say its small thinking the ladies are going to think you really have a big one ! brave move . you won my respect

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fuck no im just bein honest no false advertising here

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over a year ago

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By *ublinmeathman OP Man
over a year ago

clonee

respect bro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I came across a pussy that was so big and loose, I had to send in a Canary first to make sure it was safe!!

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By *rutus83Man
over a year ago

naas

Cheers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I came across a pussy that was so big and loose, I had to send in a Canary first to make sure it was safe!!

Must have been your loss, bet ya the canary had a good time

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By *ublinmeathman OP Man
over a year ago

clonee

did the canary come back out ?

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By *rutus83Man
over a year ago

naas

"I came across a pussy that was so big and loose, I had to send in a Canary first to make sure it was safe!!

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did they ever return ??

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"I came across a pussy that was so big and loose, I had to send in a Canary first to make sure it was safe!!

safe from what??!

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By *ublinmeathman OP Man
over a year ago

clonee

could be a grizzly bear in there or a leopard

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By *rutus83Man
over a year ago

naas

Should have tied a plank of wood to your ass so you dont fall in and have a look for yourself

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By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Size queens...up there with the "I'll only fuck black guys"!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"could be a grizzly bear in there or a leopard

Or toxic gas!!

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By *ublinmeathman OP Man
over a year ago

clonee

the black guy one

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

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over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

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By *ublinmeathman OP Man
over a year ago

clonee

i have just been informed canaries were sent down tunnels to check for toxic gas ,

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

The third attempt might work...lol

Here is what I learned today: men with big dicks are big pricks, giving birth makes you a loose pussy and pelvic exercise is the golden egg!

Happy Easter everyone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i have just been informed canaries were sent down tunnels to check for toxic gas ,

What genius did you have to ask to find that out? Who is your source of wisdom? They sound pretty smart!

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By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

3rd time lucky..happy easter to you too.Any rabbits nearby!!

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By *irkmcquickleyMan
over a year ago

drogheda

Women can be afford to be more selective given the ratio of men to women.

HAvent seen many choosy men saying tight pussies only lol

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By *ublinmeathman OP Man
over a year ago

clonee

i just laughed so loud reading that lol

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By *ublinmeathman OP Man
over a year ago

clonee

spicy , the lovely spicy

, can't wait to get my claws on you again , tightest one i ever had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"spicy , the lovely spicy

, can't wait to get my claws on you again , tightest one i ever had"

Must be all that pelvic excercises training you recommended... I'd easily snap you like a twig at this stage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The problem is people are quick to find one definitive answer when the truth is that not every woman wants the same thing. Some girls literally can't handle a big cock. Some NEED a big cock or they don't feel anything. Not all pussies are made the same. The g-spot is only 2-3 inches deep in a vagina and you can hit that using different positions. On average though, I'd say most woman want a dick that's not too big but not too small. Around 6-7 inches with good girth is ideal for most women

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

"The problem is people are quick to find one definitive answer when the truth is that not every woman wants the same thing. Some girls literally can't handle a big cock. Some NEED a big cock or they don't feel anything. Not all pussies are made the same. The g-spot is only 2-3 inches deep in a vagina and you can hit that using different positions. On average though, I'd say most woman want a dick that's not too big but not too small. Around 6-7 inches with good girth is ideal for most women

lol..With all these measurements are u putting ur cock in or putting carpet in..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmao at the term "Size Queens"...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Facepalm and a half for this thread

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never heard such dishonourable talk about such honourable pussy in my life.

Round house kicks to the face, for the lot of yis, cept the ladies with the honourable pussy so tight and clean it makes me squeem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have never heard such dishonourable talk about such honourable pussy in my life.

Round house kicks to the face, for the lot of yis, cept the ladies with the honourable pussy so tight and clean it makes me squeem."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must remember to put on my profile: ladies with tight pussy and deep throats and no teeth may apply only... Hahaha...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must remember to put on my profile: ladies with tight pussy and deep throats and no teeth may apply only... Hahaha...

Not too tight,not too loose but most important is a mouth that opens wide enough. I can live without deepthroat, just a novelty but teeth should only dig into my neck, bottom lip or shoulders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why do you have to get all personal with women who have a special preference? at least they're honest.

Would you rather have them to meet you and then tell you to your face that they think your cock is too small?

Other people write in their profiles that they have preference for e.g. athletic, taller (than themselves), curvy, BBW - it's what they like. If I read in a man's profile that he likes slim girls, I wouldn't get offended, just because I don't fit his preference.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must remember to put on my profile: ladies with tight pussy and deep throats and no teeth may apply only... Hahaha...

Not too tight,not too loose but most important is a mouth that opens wide enough. I can live without deepthroat, just a novelty but teeth should only dig into my neck, bottom lip or shoulders.

True. Not too tight though because I have a good girth. Either no teeth or widely opening mouth (I am not giving up on the deep throat - fecking love that thing).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best advice my mother ever gave me was "every time you look in the mirror do your pelvic floor exercises" just so happens im vain! Lol I can jump on a trampoline with the best of them and that's after 2 babies!

The reason I like a big cock is Because it can really hit the spot. I also like to feel stretched and full oh and I do like a good mouth full

Saying that average can be good too but small.... well I just wouldn't bother

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By *irkmcquickleyMan
over a year ago

drogheda

Great bum Ladylikes2lick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must remember to put on my profile: ladies with tight pussy and deep throats and no teeth may apply only... Hahaha...

Awh damn I have all my teeth

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over a year ago

"Must remember to put on my profile: ladies with tight pussy and deep throats and no teeth may apply only... Hahaha...

Not too tight,not too loose but most important is a mouth that opens wide enough. I can live without deepthroat, just a novelty but teeth should only dig into my neck, bottom lip or shoulders.

True. Not too tight though because I have a good girth. Either no teeth or widely opening mouth (I am not giving up on the deep throat - fecking love that thing). "

From a porn aesthetic deep throat is good, but really pushing to the hilt and taking it all hurts, the back of most throats is rough or something. Only one girl did it well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must remember to put on my profile: ladies with tight pussy and deep throats and no teeth may apply only... Hahaha...

Awh damn I have all my teeth "

I am sure we will find the way so the both of us could enjoy the deep throat fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My view on this one is simple, its not the size of the pencil tis how you write with it.

As regards pussy's, number of children doesn't matter, age doesn't matter....the one I'm in is the best one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From a porn aesthetic deep throat is good, but really pushing to the hilt and taking it all hurts, the back of most throats is rough or something. Only one girl did it well. "

It's not easy to find the perfect throat and the girl that actually enjoys it. I truly enjoy going all in and have no problems with the rough throat, it's the teeth that scratch my cock that bother me, if it is too strong, it can hurt the next day...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever makes you happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From a porn aesthetic deep throat is good, but really pushing to the hilt and taking it all hurts, the back of most throats is rough or something. Only one girl did it well.

But if a girl can properly deepthroat you can be sure the basics are taken care of.

Feel free to start the perfect blowjob thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From a porn aesthetic deep throat is good, but really pushing to the hilt and taking it all hurts, the back of most throats is rough or something. Only one girl did it well.

She needs to open wider, put your fingers over her lower teeth...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My view on this one is simple, its not the size of the pencil tis how you write with it.

As regards pussy's, number of children doesn't matter, age doesn't matter....the one I'm in is the best one.

I agree with the first part....if you got a big dick and horrible technique, it wont matter how big you are because its still horrible sex. People can learn a lot from watching Nina Hartley`s video on sex techniques it made me realize porn is about as realistic as professional wrestling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must remember to put on my profile: ladies with tight pussy and deep throats and no teeth may apply only... Hahaha...

Not too tight,not too loose but most important is a mouth that opens wide enough. I can live without deepthroat, just a novelty but teeth should only dig into my neck, bottom lip or shoulders.

True. Not too tight though because I have a good girth. Either no teeth or widely opening mouth (I am not giving up on the deep throat - fecking love that thing).

From a porn aesthetic deep throat is good, but really pushing to the hilt and taking it all hurts, the back of most throats is rough or something. Only one girl did it well. "

69 for you, you're a pointer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From a porn aesthetic deep throat is good, but really pushing to the hilt and taking it all hurts, the back of most throats is rough or something. Only one girl did it well.

She needs to open wider, put your fingers over her lower teeth..."

I can't work out the mechanics of that? Space is already limited. Maybe I'm doing it wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must remember to put on my profile: ladies with tight pussy and deep throats and no teeth may apply only... Hahaha...

Not too tight,not too loose but most important is a mouth that opens wide enough. I can live without deepthroat, just a novelty but teeth should only dig into my neck, bottom lip or shoulders.

True. Not too tight though because I have a good girth. Either no teeth or widely opening mouth (I am not giving up on the deep throat - fecking love that thing).

From a porn aesthetic deep throat is good, but really pushing to the hilt and taking it all hurts, the back of most throats is rough or something. Only one girl did it well.

69 for you, you're a pointer!"

I love 69 but what's a pointer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From a porn aesthetic deep throat is good, but really pushing to the hilt and taking it all hurts, the back of most throats is rough or something. Only one girl did it well.

She needs to open wider, put your fingers over her lower teeth...

I can't work out the mechanics of that? Space is already limited. Maybe I'm doing it wrong

Hang her head upside down over a sofa or the side of a bed and you'll be fine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must remember to put on my profile: ladies with tight pussy and deep throats and no teeth may apply only... Hahaha...

Not too tight,not too loose but most important is a mouth that opens wide enough. I can live without deepthroat, just a novelty but teeth should only dig into my neck, bottom lip or shoulders.

True. Not too tight though because I have a good girth. Either no teeth or widely opening mouth (I am not giving up on the deep throat - fecking love that thing).

From a porn aesthetic deep throat is good, but really pushing to the hilt and taking it all hurts, the back of most throats is rough or something. Only one girl did it well.

69 for you, you're a pointer!

I love 69 but what's a pointer?"

Knees for a Hanger, 69 for a Pointer, figure it out! You gotta work that mouth until it opens wiiiide.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get it

These voices of experience have sweet and sultry accents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you asking because you have a small dick pahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you asking because you have a small dick pahahaha"

PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get it

These voices of experience have sweet and sultry accents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had all my babies by emergency section. But after exploring a few I'm noticing that just cause it looks tight and neat on outside doesn't automatically make it tight inside

but most men here should know that..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From a porn aesthetic deep throat is good, but really pushing to the hilt and taking it all hurts, the back of most throats is rough or something. Only one girl did it well.

She needs to open wider, put your fingers over her lower teeth...

I can't work out the mechanics of that? Space is already limited. Maybe I'm doing it wrong

Hang her head upside down over a sofa or the side of a bed and you'll be fine. "

true

that is a nice one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great bum Ladylikes2lick

Why thank you

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By *ublinmeathman OP Man
over a year ago

clonee

thanks to everyone who posted on my forum , you are all great ! i would like to thank my Mam and dad wit out them this forum would not have happened ! happy fabbing people , and remember safe sex is a must

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For a straight guy...the op seems to have a strong interest in cocks.....lol

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By *ublinmeathman OP Man
over a year ago

clonee

are you insinuating that i like cock ?

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast

Reminds me of a message my girlfriend got after attending an ann summers party. Please reselect your order, the item you have chosen from our wall display is actually our fire extinguisher and cannot be sold.

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By *illow1972Man
over a year ago

Naas

By the time I whip my less than 7 inch wibbly wobbly wonder out, it's no longer an issue for the beautiful ladies of Fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"are you insinuating that i like cock ?

"
.....well u keep talking about it? ....you tell us?

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By *ukkakewhoreWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Guilty!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a child and mine is quite tight! Not sure it is always to do with having children "

I had a child and my foof wasn't touched doing it lol still good as new!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For a straight guy...the op seems to have a strong interest in cocks.....lol"
Why not have interest in cocks hasn't he got one him self.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like them big for my throat otherwise I don't really care

"
true that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh oh.....stalker onsite....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh oh.....stalker onsite....

"
Let him in might give you what you looking for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anyone else have people who stalk them from thread to thread? ...... sad sad wee men...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone else have people who stalk them from thread to thread? ...... sad sad wee men...

"
I think im in love with you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read somewhere thats its something to do with the oidepus complex...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep. Guys like to take everything on here as an attack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep. Guys like to take everything on here as an attack "
....we don't mind getting into a heated debate with someone. ...but when some people seem to follow you all over the forums. ..just seems kinda weird behaviour. ...lol imagine meeting someone like that....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like them big for my throat otherwise I don't really care

you have such a beautiful way with words laelaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like them big for my throat otherwise I don't really care

you have such a beautiful way with words laelaps"

I try my best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like them big for my throat otherwise I don't really care

MARRY ME LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know you or care for your little story there. Soz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know you or care for your little story there. Soz "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like them big for my throat otherwise I don't really care

you have such a beautiful way with words laelaps

I try my best

Your best is definitely working

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep. Guys like to take everything on here as an attack ....we don't mind getting into a heated debate with someone. ...but when some people seem to follow you all over the forums. ..just seems kinda weird behaviour. ...lol imagine meeting someone like that...."
Love to meet you but you to far away sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus this thread went deep very quickly and not even the good way lol .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love big cocks and I cannot lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love big cocks and I cannot lie

good nobody likes a liar lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone expresses a preference

Someone outside that preference gets pissed off

Repeat ad nausium

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you can calculate your Adjusted Penis Size (or TMI) with the following formula:

((L*D)+(W/G))/(A^2)

Length times Diameter plus Weight over Girth divided by Angle of the tip squared

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone expresses a preference

Someone outside that preference gets pissed off

Repeat ad nausium"

Indeed ,never normally happens lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love when guys lie about their size, then you ask for a pic and ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like them big for my throat otherwise I don't really care

you have such a beautiful way with words laelaps

I try my best

Your best is definitely working"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you define big ?

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Love when guys lie about their size, then you ask for a pic and ......"

Mine is 2"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love when guys lie about their size, then you ask for a pic and ......

Mine is 2"

And you're pleasantly surprised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love when guys lie about their size, then you ask for a pic and ......"

No need to lie ... It still works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is why i always ask for a pic

then i know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Different for everyone but over seven inches I guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me it would be 6 to 8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Internet inches?

Subtract 1" to 1.5" for reality

I've had girls wildly over estimate my size in the flesh. Must have been fibbed to in the past.

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over a year ago

"Different for everyone but over seven inches I guess. "

I'm in so xx

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

There's plenty of big dicks on here.....some even have above average cocks

To be honest, for me it's not the size it's how they handle it. And as for childbirth giving you a loose one, I've had 4 kids and been told I still have a tight one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure you can always roll over if needs be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's plenty of big dicks on here.....some even have above average cocks

To be honest, for me it's not the size it's how they handle it. And as for childbirth giving you a loose one, I've had 4 kids and been told I still have a tight one lol

Above average is a great compliment considering how much porn has ruined us lol. ..

Like every nurse or teacher I meet 1st thing I think is Porn porn lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me is either the pizza delivery guy or a plumber

Oh and a gard

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"For me is either the pizza delivery guy or a plumber

Oh and a gard "

You could stretch that out to a gardener

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By *rash_pandaMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"I find someone who's too big rather painful... Then last time he pierced the top of his cock from the copper wire in my coil,, painful for both

Oh Christ that sounds painful... Ouch...

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By *ublinmeathman OP Man
over a year ago

clonee

we are gettin serious mileage out of this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For me is either the pizza delivery guy or a plumber

Oh and a gard

You could stretch that out to a gardener

"
....a butcher a baker.....

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"For me is either the pizza delivery guy or a plumber

Oh and a gard

You could stretch that out to a gardener

....a butcher a baker.....

No, "gard" morphs much better into gardener

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over a year ago

"For me is either the pizza delivery guy or a plumber

Oh and a gard

You could stretch that out to a gardener

....a butcher a baker.....

No, "gard" morphs much better into gardener

"
.....ah ye....push your own agenda. .....

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

"For me is either the pizza delivery guy or a plumber

Oh and a gard

You could stretch that out to a gardener

the pizza guy can bring a 12incher.

the plumber can plug her holes.

The guard would take down more than her name and address.

mick what can the Gardner bring to the table.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"For me is either the pizza delivery guy or a plumber

Oh and a gard

You could stretch that out to a gardener

the pizza guy can bring a 12incher.

the plumber can plug her holes.

The guard would take down more than her name and address.

mick what can the Gardner bring to the table.

A big root

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Michael, you can be my gardener anytime

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Michael, you can be my gardener anytime

Woohoo! I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck all chance for the well hung Banker so ....

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Fuck all chance for the well hung Banker so ....

It depends how well you know him

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

"Fuck all chance for the well hung Banker so ....

yea no chance..They lose interest as soon as they withdraw

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By *onny26IrishMan
over a year ago

cork

"Different for everyone but over seven inches I guess. "

8 inches of thick hard cock right here

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