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By *illow1972 OP   Man
over a year ago

Naas

I missed my 3am slot on Sunday morning, my apologies for my tardiness.

Yes indeed, you read it right. After a lot of requests for me to host another of my now infamous parties, I have decide to relent and organise.

Here's the catch. My house can only hold 7 people. 4 people have already being invited and have graciously accepted. Therefore there's only spaces left for 2 lucky people.

I will have fizzy orange, TK red lemonade and soda stream. Ginger nuts and Ritz for food.

Please dont ask for a invite here, please email instead as that's very important, very very important.

Right, the criteria:

1. You have to be a member of fab.

2. The green tick is clearly, clearly an important requirement.

3. If you're a lady and haven't a green tick, don't fear. Get naked with me and I'll give you one. I'll give you a green tick after.

4. You have to be verified at least in the last 2 years, but not within the last 2 weeks as we are looking for a bit of freshness.

5. If you are not verified while reading this, but do get verified before you email, thats' fine.

6. If you are not verified when you read this, or when you reply but do get verified before Good Friday, you're application will go before the committee for consideration and you will get a response by lunch time Easter Monday.

7. If there is a gap of 2 months between each of your verifications, this will be treated with suspicion as it may mean that you do not "put out" regularly enough and we only want people who are mad for the ride, at the party.

45 minutes before the party starts you will be emailed a mail with the location of the party so the best thing to do is to start driving aimlessly around kildare on the evening of the party and await receipt of the said email.

When you get the email you must respond immediately to it. If you don't your place will be offered to the ones who are also mad for the ride, on the reserve list.

When you arrive you have to have a print out of the said mail and hand it to me. So its best to have a printer in your car, connected up to your phone. An email on your phone will NOT suffice.

The party will be great craic and there'll be riding and everything. No one can stay over and the women have to hoover before they leave. Myself and the lads will flip over the matresses so we're all ready for the next party.

I can't wait to meet all of you sexy fabbers.

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By *ong riderMan
over a year ago

belfast

Hehe..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are people who have u blocked allowed to go?

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By *illow1972 OP   Man
over a year ago

Naas


"Are people who have u blocked allowed to go? "

That'll have to go before the committee too.

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Pmsl........thought you had forgotten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be driving around remote areas looking for my ride anyway, so maybe I can go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talk about trolls .... This is such a lame forum post

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

Great idea my man. Keep up the good work.

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By *illow1972 OP   Man
over a year ago

Naas


"Talk about trolls .... This is such a lame forum post "
.

Will I stick you on the reserve list so? It'll need to go before the committee but I think I'll be able to swing it for you.

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By *lfieWoman
over a year ago

South Dublin

I am so fucking in.

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By *illow1972 OP   Man
over a year ago

Naas

It's filling up nicely here now folks. If I can't rely to your email straight away don't worry. I've 100's to get through.

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By *lfieWoman
over a year ago

South Dublin


"It's filling up nicely here now folks. If I can't rely to your email straight away don't worry. I've 100's to get through. "

Thats ok willow, we know you have a life outside of fab!! So do I!!!! I cannot just meet at the drop of a hat you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Talk about trolls .... This is such a lame forum post .

Will I stick you on the reserve list so? It'll need to go before the committee but I think I'll be able to swing it for you. "

Na your alright mate if I need to swing it I'm grown up enough to do it myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should I send my face photo within the first message? Please don't block me if I don't...

Hahaha

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

This is like waiting in the pub while your wife is giving birth, or waiting in the NCT waiting room. The nerves are getting the better of me. I hope I don't need to pee as there doesn't seem to be many public toilets here on the Curragh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is like waiting in the pub while your wife is giving birth, or waiting in the NCT waiting room. The nerves are getting the better of me. I hope I don't need to pee as there doesn't seem to be many public toilets here on the Curragh "

pmsl oh ha ha ha ha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's filling up nicely here now folks. If I can't rely to your email straight away don't worry. I've 100's to get through. "

Phew

I was starting to panic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol....your house can only hold 7 people? ....do you live in a coal bunker?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Lol....your house can only hold 7 people? ....do you live in a coal bunker? "

No, an ex military bunker on the edge of the Curragh. The walls are 16 feet thick, which is why he can say whatever he wants here, but there's not much room inside.

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By *illow1972 OP   Man
over a year ago

Naas


"Talk about trolls .... This is such a lame forum post .

Will I stick you on the reserve list so? It'll need to go before the committee but I think I'll be able to swing it for you.

Na your alright mate if I need to swing it I'm grown up enough to do it myself "

No probs and you're welcome. Let me know if you change your mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol....your house can only hold 7 people? ....do you live in a coal bunker?

No, an ex military bunker on the edge of the Curragh. The walls are 16 feet thick, which is why he can say whatever he wants here, but there's not much room inside. "

....lol...there was nearly that many in our bedroom last week. ..are you not allowed to say what you want on here? ....oops..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Talk about trolls .... This is such a lame forum post .

Will I stick you on the reserve list so? It'll need to go before the committee but I think I'll be able to swing it for you.

Na your alright mate if I need to swing it I'm grown up enough to do it myself

No probs and you're welcome. Let me know if you change your mind. "

Cheers bud !!!

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By *unsterStagMan
over a year ago

Limerick

I sent a request to the organising committee but got a frosty reception at first but after some sweet talkin they agreed to process the application on reciept of a six pack of duff beer....

Such politics!

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By *illow1972 OP   Man
over a year ago

Naas


"I sent a request to the organising committee but got a frosty reception at first but after some sweet talkin they agreed to process the application on reciept of a six pack of duff beer....

Such politics! "

Yes the committee have informed me that your application is under consideration with a recommendation that you attend.

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By *illow1972 OP   Man
over a year ago

Naas

Ok there are a limits number of places left on the reserve list for couples and women and single men (yes, single men, imagine!) who are mad for the ride.

I'm so humbled by the warmth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do we send pics for approval?...

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By *enuine fit guyMan
over a year ago

Genuine lane


"I missed my 3am slot on Sunday morning, my apologies for my tardiness.

Yes indeed, you read it right. After a lot of requests for me to host another of my now infamous parties, I have decide to relent and organise.

Here's the catch. My house can only hold 7 people. 4 people have already being invited and have graciously accepted. Therefore there's only spaces left for 2 lucky people.

I will have fizzy orange, TK red lemonade and soda stream. Ginger nuts and Ritz for food.

Please dont ask for a invite here, please email instead as that's very important, very very important.

Right, the criteria:

1. You have to be a member of fab.

2. The green tick is clearly, clearly an important requirement.

3. If you're a lady and haven't a green tick, don't fear. Get naked with me and I'll give you one. I'll give you a green tick after.

4. You have to be verified at least in the last 2 years, but not within the last 2 weeks as we are looking for a bit of freshness.

5. If you are not verified while reading this, but do get verified before you email, thats' fine.

6. If you are not verified when you read this, or when you reply but do get verified before Good Friday, you're application will go before the committee for consideration and you will get a response by lunch time Easter Monday.

7. If there is a gap of 2 months between each of your verifications, this will be treated with suspicion as it may mean that you do not "put out" regularly enough and we only want people who are mad for the ride, at the party.

45 minutes before the party starts you will be emailed a mail with the location of the party so the best thing to do is to start driving aimlessly around kildare on the evening of the party and await receipt of the said email.

When you get the email you must respond immediately to it. If you don't your place will be offered to the ones who are also mad for the ride, on the reserve list.

When you arrive you have to have a print out of the said mail and hand it to me. So its best to have a printer in your car, connected up to your phone. An email on your phone will NOT suffice.

The party will be great craic and there'll be riding and everything. No one can stay over and the women have to hoover before they leave. Myself and the lads will flip over the matresses so we're all ready for the next party.

I can't wait to meet all of you sexy fabbers. "

An excellent well composed witty intelligent post. Congratulations Willow

Peter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I missed my 3am slot on Sunday morning, my apologies for my tardiness.

Yes indeed, you read it right. After a lot of requests for me to host another of my now infamous parties, I have decide to relent and organise.

Here's the catch. My house can only hold 7 people. 4 people have already being invited and have graciously accepted. Therefore there's only spaces left for 2 lucky people.

I will have fizzy orange, TK red lemonade and soda stream. Ginger nuts and Ritz for food.

Please dont ask for a invite here, please email instead as that's very important, very very important.

Right, the criteria:

1. You have to be a member of fab.

2. The green tick is clearly, clearly an important requirement.

3. If you're a lady and haven't a green tick, don't fear. Get naked with me and I'll give you one. I'll give you a green tick after.

4. You have to be verified at least in the last 2 years, but not within the last 2 weeks as we are looking for a bit of freshness.

5. If you are not verified while reading this, but do get verified before you email, thats' fine.

6. If you are not verified when you read this, or when you reply but do get verified before Good Friday, you're application will go before the committee for consideration and you will get a response by lunch time Easter Monday.

7. If there is a gap of 2 months between each of your verifications, this will be treated with suspicion as it may mean that you do not "put out" regularly enough and we only want people who are mad for the ride, at the party.

45 minutes before the party starts you will be emailed a mail with the location of the party so the best thing to do is to start driving aimlessly around kildare on the evening of the party and await receipt of the said email.

When you get the email you must respond immediately to it. If you don't your place will be offered to the ones who are also mad for the ride, on the reserve list.

When you arrive you have to have a print out of the said mail and hand it to me. So its best to have a printer in your car, connected up to your phone. An email on your phone will NOT suffice.

The party will be great craic and there'll be riding and everything. No one can stay over and the women have to hoover before they leave. Myself and the lads will flip over the matresses so we're all ready for the next party.

I can't wait to meet all of you sexy fabbers. "

Ha ha Brilliant

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"I sent a request to the organising committee but got a frosty reception at first but after some sweet talkin they agreed to process the application on reciept of a six pack of duff beer....

Such politics!

Yes the committee have informed me that your application is under consideration with a recommendation that you attend. "

Oh the drama.........

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By *illow1972 OP   Man
over a year ago

Naas


"Where do we send pics for approval?..."

Send to me please and I'll send them on to the committee.

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By *illow1972 OP   Man
over a year ago

Naas


"An excellent well composed witty intelligent post. Congratulations Willow

Peter"

Thanks man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who do i have to sleep with to get an invite?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Who do i have to sleep with to get an invite? "

Me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who do i have to sleep with to get an invite?

Me "

Woohoo!!! I thought you'd never ask

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Who do i have to sleep with to get an invite?

Me

Woohoo!!! I thought you'd never ask "

Woohoo from me too! Oh wait, what about the thrill of the chase? Ah feck that malarkey, let's just go for it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who do i have to sleep with to get an invite?

Me

Woohoo!!! I thought you'd never ask

Woohoo from me too! Oh wait, what about the thrill of the chase? Ah feck that malarkey, let's just go for it! "

I've been chasing you since i got here, i'm so done with it now

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Who do i have to sleep with to get an invite?

Me

Woohoo!!! I thought you'd never ask

Woohoo from me too! Oh wait, what about the thrill of the chase? Ah feck that malarkey, let's just go for it!

I've been chasing you since i got here, i'm so done with it now "

Get in line girl!

Don't worry, it's a very short one!

.

The líne, that is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finally I give in and said I'd read this thread I now can not get back those 5 mins it took to read this load of crap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Finally I give in and said I'd read this thread I now can not get back those 5 mins it took to read this load of crap. "

PMSL

You should've only read half....

I still have 2 and a half minutes of life more than you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Finally I give in and said I'd read this thread I now can not get back those 5 mins it took to read this load of crap.

PMSL

You should've only read half....

I still have 2 and a half minutes of life more than you!! "

Lol well fancy getting together to share those mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Finally I give in and said I'd read this thread I now can not get back those 5 mins it took to read this load of crap.

PMSL

You should've only read half....

I still have 2 and a half minutes of life more than you!!

Lol well fancy getting together to share those mins "

Sounds interesting!!

(And I'd still have a full 2 mins left over)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Finally I give in and said I'd read this thread I now can not get back those 5 mins it took to read this load of crap.

PMSL

You should've only read half....

I still have 2 and a half minutes of life more than you!!

Lol well fancy getting together to share those mins

Sounds interesting!!

(And I'd still have a full 2 mins left over)

"

Mmmm this could be fun

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By *illow1972 OP   Man
over a year ago

Naas


"Who do i have to sleep with to get an invite? "

Moi. ??

Send me an auld mail there and we'll get the party started.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who do i have to sleep with to get an invite?

Moi. ??

Send me an auld mail there and we'll get the party started. "

Only you? Not the committee?

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway

Willow, how does one apply to be on this "committee"

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By *illow1972 OP   Man
over a year ago

Naas


"Willow, how does one apply to be on this "committee" "

I have your nomination in already

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway


"Willow, how does one apply to be on this "committee"

I have your nomination in already "

Oh? So who makes the final decision? I can't handle the excitement lol

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By *illow1972 OP   Man
over a year ago

Naas


"Willow, how does one apply to be on this "committee"

I have your nomination in already

Oh? So who makes the final decision? I can't handle the excitement lol "

I do. You may not be able to handle the excitement but but hopefully you'll handle me

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

cork

Fecking hilarious post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a reserve reserve list?

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By *illow1972 OP   Man
over a year ago

Naas


"Fecking hilarious post "

Thank you.

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway


"Willow, how does one apply to be on this "committee"

I have your nomination in already

Oh? So who makes the final decision? I can't handle the excitement lol

I do. You may not be able to handle the excitement but but hopefully you'll handle me "

Lol oh willow...

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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Pmsl absolutely hilariously witty. I love it!

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By *illow1972 OP   Man
over a year ago

Naas


"Pmsl absolutely hilariously witty. I love it! "

Thank you.

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