FabSwingers.com forum: love stinks

By *owdyBooby OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

How do you tell a girl you like her but her pussy stinks?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Put a clothespeg on your nose when going down on her.

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By *rutus83Man
over a year ago

naas

"How do you tell a girl you like her but her pussy stinks?"

Lmao oh god just be honest lol fuck what a question to ask

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Tell her you hate tuna,, that might give her a hint

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By *owdyBooby OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

Can they not do like the men and drink pineapple juice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

omg lmaof!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG wake laughing here,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here was me thinking this thread was going to be hating us woman or something never laughed so much lmao

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By *owdyBooby OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

Im glad ye all find this so funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabreeze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps she will see the thread and take the hint

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By *owdyBooby OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Fabreeze

Cant stand the smell of ocean breeze

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By *owdyBooby OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Perhaps she will see the thread and take the hint

Fat chance of that she cant see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Perhaps she will see the thread and take the hint

Fat chance of that she cant see."

She's blind?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Perhaps she will see the thread and take the hint

Fat chance of that she cant see."

Poor girl cant see and has a smelly pussy not much going well for her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going down on women urrgghh gross....

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By *owdyBooby OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Perhaps she will see the thread and take the hint

Fat chance of that she cant see.

Poor girl cant see and has a smelly pussy not much going well for her

All she needs to do now is get rid of the wheel chair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeasus Luke I'm seriously beginning to wonder about you!!

I mean comeon

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By *owdyBooby OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Jeasus Luke I'm seriously beginning to wonder about you!!

I mean comeon

Come on who and at what time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you tell a girl you like her but her pussy stinks?"
"hi I like you but your pussy stinks"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fabreeze

Cant stand the smell of ocean breeze "

Shake n VAC

Put the freshness back!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't meet people who smell

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By *owdyBooby OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"I wouldn't meet people who smell

Its a bit late saying that now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Again..... Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeasus Luke I'm seriously beginning to wonder about you!!

I mean comeon

Come on who and at what time."

Lukestinks

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Jeasus Luke I'm seriously beginning to wonder about you!!

I mean comeon

Come on who and at what time.

Lukestinks

Lol he's a mutt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just say nothing and feed her a heap of pineapple, problem solved

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

It could down to certain food r drinks she takes . Just b nice about it n just b carefull how u tell don't hurt her feelings

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By *owdyBooby OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"just say nothing and feed her a heap of pineapple, problem solved "

Will she not suss me out if im force feeding her pineapple all the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just say nothing and feed her a heap of pineapple, problem solved

Will she not suss me out if im force feeding her pineapple all the time."

Depends where u force the pineapple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just say nothing and feed her a heap of pineapple, problem solved "

Whole or sliced?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Couldn't you just imagine her without the smelly pussy for a change?

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By *owdyBooby OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"just say nothing and feed her a heap of pineapple, problem solved

Whole or sliced?"

Its a bit prickly.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Jayus luke deflate her stick her in the washing machine and hang her out to dry

There's great drying there u know

Other than that just head to the sex shop and by a new girlfriend

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By *lfieWoman
over a year ago

South Dublin

And everyone is checking Luke's veris now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just say nothing and feed her a heap of pineapple, problem solved

Whole or sliced?

Its a bit prickly."

Prickly and smelly ... think Cj is right time for a new one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just say nothing and feed her a heap of pineapple, problem solved

Will she not suss me out if im force feeding her pineapple all the time."

she'll think it's romantic, bring her to peoples park for a picnic once a day

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By *owdyBooby OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Jayus luke deflate her stick her in the washing machine and hang her out to dry

There's great drying there u know

Other than that just head to the sex shop and by a new girlfriend

Payday looms

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Jayus luke deflate her stick her in the washing machine and hang her out to dry

There's great drying there u know

Other than that just head to the sex shop and by a new girlfriend

Payday looms"

Be sure to get the punchture repair kit they aren't making em like they used to

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By *owdyBooby OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Jayus luke deflate her stick her in the washing machine and hang her out to dry

There's great drying there u know

Other than that just head to the sex shop and by a new girlfriend

Payday looms

Be sure to get the punchture repair kit they aren't making em like they used to

Shoddy Chinese child labour what is the world coming to. Now miss do you have any dolls left that dont come with a wheelchair.

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By *ammydubCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Ha ha god I feel ur pain there ain't no easy way round that one! So I suggest u just get on with it and do the job rite and she won't have to shower for a week!

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Just to clear this up for the men... A mild vaginal "fishy "smell is perfectly normal and healthy,, just think about it,, dark moist conditions,, its A bacteria found in all women to prevent infection,,its not there through food or liquid intake,, the body naturally produces it..

The warning signs of a bad infection is when the odour is very very pungent and strong. Soaps and shower gels should never be used or face cloths when washing. Water and your hand are perfectly sufficient to keep it clean. So ladies it's all good.

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By *owdyBooby OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

Smells like rancid tuna steak down there by now.

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Smells like rancid tuna steak down there by now."

She's not washing correctly... Pmsl

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By *owdyBooby OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

Hows does one broach the subject of hygiene.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Just to clear this up for the men... A mild vaginal "fishy "smell is perfectly normal and healthy,, just think about it,, dark moist conditions,, its A bacteria found in all women to prevent infection,,its not there through food or liquid intake,, the body naturally produces it..

Ye can't beat fish on Fridays

If we could change it so bath Saturdays came just before fishy Friday we be away with it

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Hows does one broach the subject of hygiene."

Fuck her in the shower that way ul be definite she's not smelli g

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God help ta poor girl my heart goes out to her

Her personal stuff Ben talked about here

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By *owdyBooby OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Hows does one broach the subject of hygiene.

Fuck her in the shower that way ul be definite she's not smelli g "

Genius, cheers problem sovlved crisis overted.

..........?.Bath even

Lovely its bath time. But ive already had 12 today already. Well hun you can never be too clean now can you. Well ok so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start eating a few trout Luke ya will get used to the smell

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By *owdyBooby OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"God help ta poor girl my heart goes out to her

Her personal stuff Ben talked about here

Ffs its Luke she inflated to 20PSI

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By *owdyBooby OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

Im alergic to fish you see.

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By *owdyBooby OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"God help ta poor girl my heart goes out to her

Her personal stuff Ben talked about here

Ffs its Luke she inflated to 20PSI"

I dont know who Ben is but i dont think hed appricate being mentioned in this conversation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahaha!!!!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"God help ta poor girl my heart goes out to her

Her personal stuff Ben talked about here

Ffs its Luke she inflated to 20PSI

I dont know who Ben is but i dont think hed appricate being mentioned in this conversation."

U really need to visit the sex shop Ben is susis husband the new swinging inflatable cpl

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By *owdyBooby OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"God help ta poor girl my heart goes out to her

Her personal stuff Ben talked about here

Ffs its Luke she inflated to 20PSI

I dont know who Ben is but i dont think hed appricate being mentioned in this conversation."

As for the 20psi jibe I think thats just a low blow.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"God help ta poor girl my heart goes out to her

Her personal stuff Ben talked about here

Ffs its Luke she inflated to 20PSI

I dont know who Ben is but i dont think hed appricate being mentioned in this conversation.

As for the 20psi jibe I think thats just a low blow."

Pmsi good one

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway

"... You're like "What's he think?"

Cause a milk and Kahlua is a pussy drink

What's a dime piece worth if her pussy stinks?"

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By *owdyBooby OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

""... You're like "What's he think?"

Cause a milk and Kahlua is a pussy drink

What's a dime piece worth if her pussy stinks?""

Ive got 99 bottles but a bitch aint one.

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway

""... You're like "What's he think?"

Cause a milk and Kahlua is a pussy drink

What's a dime piece worth if her pussy stinks?"

Ive got 99 bottles but a bitch aint one.

99 bottles of beer on the wall

99 problems and you're hearin them all

99 ways, 99 lines

99 rhymes fit 99 times

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By *owdyBooby OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

""... You're like "What's he think?"

Cause a milk and Kahlua is a pussy drink

What's a dime piece worth if her pussy stinks?"

Ive got 99 bottles but a bitch aint one.

Big shout out to google translate. Dont want people thinking im down with the ghetto slang.

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By *owdyBooby OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

And the verdict is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha what a question lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smells like rancid tuna steak down there by now."

Tight going I'd say the both of ye could do with getting checked out hygiene folks #1 gagging thinking about it

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