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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That ones been on more sausage than Heinz ketchup

Made me giggle...

Peeps tell me your naughty funny saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That chap has a neck as long as a jockeys bollox

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Man she was loose.. It was like throwing a sausage down O'Connell Street.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's had more loads in her than a washing machine

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By *unsterStagMan
over a year ago

Limerick

Want to come over and watch porn in my flat screen mirror

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Jaysus, you'd see more meat on a butcher's pencil on good Friday! (he/she was skinny)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A saying I have used when you have been unfortunate:::

" if I fell into a barrel of tits .. I'd come up sucking my thumb ! !!!! ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Want to come over and watch porn in my flat screen mirror

Yes please!

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By *unsterStagMan
over a year ago

Limerick

"Want to come over and watch porn in my flat screen mirror

Yes please!

Christ on a bike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Want to come over and watch porn in my flat screen mirror

Yes please!

Christ on a bike

.....and Mary on the handlebars!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You wouldn't ride her. Into battle .... Doesn't apply to any of you lovely ladies I hasten to add

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The tide wouldn't take him/her..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The tide wouldn't take him/her.."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That fella would get up on the crack of dawn

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Youre like a box of lego.. In bits

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By *unsterStagMan
over a year ago

Limerick

An old broom knows the dirty corners best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or a plate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life is a buzz if you love honey

And I fecking never leave ta honeypot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She would hand it back to you smaller !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Virginity is like a balloon....One prick and it's gone !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hung like a donkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hung like a donkey

Stop talking about me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol...loving them

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

A good fiddle in the bed is better than an orchestra under it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mouth is as dry as an Arab's tackie!

stall the ball

D'uv De Nokia Time Kid

Sweating Like A Pedophile In A Barney costume

I wouldn't give ya the steam off me piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She would suck the chrome off a ball hitch !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't touch him/her with yours....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mouth is as dry as an Arab's tackie!

stall the ball

D'uv De Nokia Time Kid

Sweating Like A Pedophile In A Barney costume

Charming lol

I wouldn't give ya the steam off me piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ride me sideways...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She'd take cocks off a conveyor belt !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well fuck me pink with a white-wash brush!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smells like a whores handbag

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

shes been rodgered more times than a walkie talkie

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

a mouth like ghandi's flip flop

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

ive a head like a well chewed toffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had more pricks than a second hand dartboard.

You could hang a soaking wet don't jacket off it.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

If I had a bag of mickeys I wouldn't give u one

That fella wouldn't score in a brothel

You are up and down there all night like a whores knickers

Course I love u aren't I riding u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up and down like a whore's knickers

In and out like a regular customer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where would you be with no bell on your bike and your knickers ringing

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Who do u think ur going to satisfy with that little thing

Myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it was raining soup... I'd be standing with a fork in my hand !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

She could suck a golf ball through a garden hose..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol....I'm in stiches reading these

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nipples like radio knobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mother of a large family...."she has a fanny like a trapdoor !"

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By *unsterStagMan
over a year ago

Limerick

"She could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.."

I thought it was a watermelon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well polish my nuts n serve me a milkshake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She could suck a golf ball through a garden hose..

I thought it was a watermelon

The gold ball was especially for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only luck I have is bad fuckin luck

Id suck bullets from her bullet hole

Cover me in cream and throw me to the lesbos

Hung like a babies arm

A Face like a dog after running into the back of a bus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 26/03/15 15:51:31]

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By *unsterStagMan
over a year ago

Limerick

"She could suck a golf ball through a garden hose..

I thought it was a watermelon

The gold ball was especially for you

Aww shucks I haven't been called golden balls in ages

How about she could suck an orange through a straw!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd eat chips from her knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May the hairs on your balls turn to drumsticks and beat the bollix out of ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May your fanny be infested by the fleas of a thousand camels and your arms be too short to scratch it

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By *unsterStagMan
over a year ago

Limerick

I'm not saying her pussy is nasty, but she stuck in a cucumber and pulled out a pickle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She could suck a golf ball through a garden hose..

I thought it was a watermelon

The gold ball was especially for you

Aww shucks I haven't been called golden balls in ages

How about she could suck an orange through a straw! "

Fecking phone golf ball not golden balls

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"May your fanny be infested by the fleas of a thousand camels and your arms be too short to scratch it

Oooooooo...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mouth is as dry as an Arab's tackie!

stall the ball

D'uv De Nokia Time Kid

Sweating Like A Pedophile In A Barney costume

Charming lol

I wouldn't give ya the steam off me piss

That's limerick city

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever

I wouldn't ride her if she had pedals on her...

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By *rian78Man
over a year ago

navan

If you gave her a kick in the fanny you'd get a bucket full of mickeys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't fuck her with yours

Yd have to tie a plank across your ass to avoid falling in

Put your head between your knees and kiss your ass goodbye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A face on her line a well slapped arse !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A jockeys breakfast....

A ride and a rasher !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya wouldn't kick her outta bed for aetin crisps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tis da small jockey has the big whip

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ya wouldn't kick her outta bed for aetin crisps

Ahhhhhh...One of my favs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't even kick her outta bed for fartin !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Learning so much here today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's nice to be of help to a lady

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By *rian78Man
over a year ago

navan

There should be a wide load sticker on that arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An arse on her like a bull going up a hill !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'I wouldn't ride her for practice'

And ' it was like flying a 747 into the grand canyon'

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"a face on her like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle"

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway

If you lay in a bed of nettles it's hard know which one stung you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""a face on her like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle" "
Lmao

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway

I wouldn't ride her into battle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""a face on her like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle" "

she's a face like a plasters radio

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway

A face on her like a badly wired plug!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've a head on ya like a well wanked cock (seriously tho you do) lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And if you piss into the wind...you get your own back !!

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By *rian78Man
over a year ago

navan

Even the tide wouldn't take her out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hung like a donkey

Thanks for your comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ladies there seems to be a lot of ...shes a ...type of sayings on here

whats the story?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here is a male one then to avoid boredom

"Confucious say....man with Hard on walking sideways through door way is always going to Bangkok !!"

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

She has a pair of tits on her u could claim a suckler premium on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm is she on here ???? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That lad would get up on a dead leg"

"She's got an arse like a bike... made for riding"

"His mickey was so big he could deep throat her from behind"

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway

"ladies there seems to be a lot of ...shes a ...type of sayings on here

whats the story?

fine just to be pc about it..

He's got a face like a well chewed toffee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suckler premium finished years ago so it's a bit dated

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway

"Suckler premium finished years ago so it's a bit dated

I was about to say alright that I've no idea what this means

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good female friend of mine her way of getting over a lad she says

One way of getting over that lad is getting under another

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A good female friend of mine her way of getting over a lad she says

One way of getting over that lad is getting under another

Yes I like her logic !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suckler premium finished years ago so it's a bit dated

I was about to say alright that I've no idea what this means

Nothing too naughty it's a farmer thing so people take your minds out of the gutter

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By *illow1972Man
over a year ago

Naas

She'd give it back to you small.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girl who sit on brother in laws knee....

Make things hard for other sister !!

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By *rian78Man
over a year ago

navan

With a face like that the only ride he would get is on a bike

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway

"Suckler premium finished years ago so it's a bit dated

I was about to say alright that I've no idea what this means

Nothing too naughty it's a farmer thing so people take your minds out of the gutter

It's cj's fault he makes everything sound dirty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She couldn't stop a pig in a ginnel (bowlegged)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Confucious also say:

Wise man not play leapfrog with unicorn !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Confucious also say:

Wise man not play leapfrog with unicorn !!"

He also say "man who go to work with hole in pocket, feels cocky all day"

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Suckler premium finished years ago so it's a bit dated

She has a pair of tits u could claim a one off payment for just doesn't cut it the suckler sounds better dated or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Confucious also say

Girl who sit on jockey's knee get red hot tip !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Confucious also say

Man who sleeps with wood wake up with solution in hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't ride her even if I had a spare micky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cillit bang wouldn't shift her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id use her shite for toothpaste. ... (shes a hottie)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about ye dream boat....not you shipwreck.

She's been cocked more times than John waynes gun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's had more rides than Barry's Big Dipper

liam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double it up and leave the spitting end out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't ride her if she had pedals.....

She has a face on her that would hold a weeks rain

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By *exyHeels13Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

"shes been rodgered more times than a walkie talkie "

Haha, I got a birthday card the other week, that said that on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not saying I hate my ex or nothing I'm just saying I would unplug his life support machine to charge my phone

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By *igerclawsCouple
over a year ago

cork

Here's to the hole that never heals the more you rube it the better it feels and all the soap and water in hell can't wash away that fishy smell . slainte??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I'd a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't even let you peep over the fence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could leave her at a crossroads for the day & she'd still be there when ya come back

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By *yrone-fem43Woman
over a year ago

tyrone

she could suck a golf ball threw a garden hose

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