FabSwingers.com forum: weirdest chat up lines

By *rutus83 OP Man
over a year ago

naas

So whats the weirdest chat up lines that ye heard lmao

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

"So whats the weirdest chat up lines that ye heard lmao"

do u come here often

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

you could draw rats

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Your eyes are like deep blue pools in the Mediterranean Sea,, can i drown in them

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By *rutus83 OP Man
over a year ago

naas

"you could draw rats

You could draw rats

eh!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could eat you out like a kebab

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"you could draw rats

You could draw rats

eh!!!"

As she's so enticing dimwit

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"I could eat you out like a kebab

Why am I picturing a foo foo in pitta bread

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

"you could draw rats

You could draw rats

eh!!!

As she's so enticing dimwit

I had to have it explained to me - I'd think of it more of a put down than a compliment lol!!

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By *rutus83 OP Man
over a year ago

naas

"you could draw rats

You could draw rats

eh!!!

As she's so enticing dimwit

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could eat you out like a kebab

Why am I picturing a foo foo in pitta bread

Why was I thinking of fatty lamb meat and loads of cream..

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Do you wanna call the bomb squad cos there's gonna be an explosion in your ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you wanna call the bomb squad cos there's gonna be an explosion in your ass

Nice...

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By *rutus83 OP Man
over a year ago

naas

"Do you wanna call the bomb squad cos there's gonna be an explosion in your ass

Nice..."

Lmao oh fuckin hell lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So whats the weirdest chat up lines that ye heard lmao

do u come here often"

And she replied.....Actually, sometimes I fake it!

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

If I toss a coin, what's my chance of getting head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Listening to all ta chat around here about sky remotes and pics of comparisons to sky remotes it's prob

Here love put your hand down me jocks and change ta channel

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By *li and guyCouple
over a year ago

loughrea

I haven't got hair like mel Gibson I don't have a body like rambo but I can lick like lassie WORKED FOR ME

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"I haven't got hair like mel Gibson I don't have a body like rambo but I can lick like lassie WORKED FOR ME

Pmsl!!!!!

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

"I could eat you out like a kebab

Why am I picturing a foo foo in pitta bread

Why was I thinking of fatty lamb meat and loads of cream..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can my bunny mate with your bunny.... To this day I ain't got a clue what she was on about

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By *innygunner14Couple
over a year ago

Galway

Have you got Ebola cause your eyes are bleeding gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Listening to all ta chat around here about sky remotes and pics of comparisons to sky remotes it's prob

Here love put your hand down me jocks and change ta channel

Bet the number 9 button is worn bare. Babe station and that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heard a guy tell a girl "Id eat a mile of you shite just to get to your arse". He went home alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did it hurt?

What?

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven!!!

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

"Have you got Ebola cause your eyes are bleeding gorgeous

Must steal that one I know a few it would work on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you wanna call the bomb squad cos there's gonna be an explosion in your ass

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now where did I leave my funnel...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were a carrot. Youd be a good carrot.

Works every time I say it to one particular person

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