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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

whats the biggest whopper of a lie you have come across whilst in the persuit of the proverbial roide .

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"it's not a mickey, it's a very big clitoris"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once theres a scab on it....there's no risk of infection. ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

mine was a fella whos username suggested he posessed a phallic rod of iron between his legs ..who when met admitted he cant ever get it up and when he does ... it never stays hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mine was a fella whos username suggested he posessed a phallic rod of iron between his legs ..who when met admitted he cant ever get it up and when he does ... it never stays hard "
..........lol.....one of the vwe gang.....

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I was chatting to someone in another site a few years ago and she told me she was into much taller men. On her profile it said she was 5'3" and I pointed out that I wasn't that much taller than her at all. She said I'd be perfect so she invited me round one morning. When I met her it turned out she was actually 4'3". It was a bit strange to say the least.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"whats the biggest whopper of a lie you have come across whilst in the persuit of the proverbial roide . "

I'm single

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was chatting to someone in another site a few years ago and she told me she was into much taller men. On her profile it said she was 5'3" and I pointed out that I wasn't that much taller than her at all. She said I'd be perfect so she invited me round one morning. When I met her it turned out she was actually 4'3". It was a bit strange to say the least. "

4'3"!!! Was her name Juliet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

continuously told "I just love going down on a woman"

most who brag about this, lies all lies ffs

I'm separated is another one except they're not

Could go on and on but you wheedle out the liars evantually lol x

some deserve an Oscar tho!! Award winning performance and rarely in the bedroom department I'm afraid!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The biggest lie I've encountered was 'yes of course it's me in the pictures'.....it wasn't.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

A guy who said he had his own Indian female Kama Sutra and Tantra teacher and that he assisted her giving courses of the mentioned. She telling him that he's the best ever lover she had! When I met him all he could do was missionary position, everything else soften him up! Still getting back pain thinking of it!

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By *lfieWoman
over a year ago

South Dublin

The money was just resting in my account

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i just remembered another one from the vault of fuckerys disasters ... a fella who never mentioned he was definately lacking in the trouser dept ...and proceeded to attempt to fuck me with his massive hard love sword (his words) 2 inches max and soft as a mushy mini banana ..gas part was ...same fella claimed to moonlight as an escort for rich older women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i just remembered another one from the vault of fuckerys disasters ... a fella who never mentioned he was definately lacking in the trouser dept ...and proceeded to attempt to fuck me with his massive hard love sword (his words) 2 inches max and soft as a mushy mini banana ..gas part was ...same fella claimed to moonlight as an escort for rich older women "

Oh dear! Sounds like the only moonlight was coming through his window while he dreamed about rich, older women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"whats the biggest whopper of a lie you have come across whilst in the persuit of the proverbial roide . "

"You can trust me I don't kiss and tell"....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I play for Leinster lol. Have a pic of me training with them. Works every time

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By *adrarfjordr VoyeurMan
over a year ago

Waterford


"i just remembered another one from the vault of fuckerys disasters ... a fella who never mentioned he was definately lacking in the trouser dept ...and proceeded to attempt to fuck me with his massive hard love sword (his words) 2 inches max and soft as a mushy mini banana ..gas part was ...same fella claimed to moonlight as an escort for rich older women "

Read that too quickly and thought for a second he tried to fuck you with a banana

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"i just remembered another one from the vault of fuckerys disasters ... a fella who never mentioned he was definately lacking in the trouser dept ...and proceeded to attempt to fuck me with his massive hard love sword (his words) 2 inches max and soft as a mushy mini banana ..gas part was ...same fella claimed to moonlight as an escort for rich older women "

lol had a similar experience, my sports for that evening was running very fast...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not you its me

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