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"Any tips to stop local hooligans kicking your flowers in the garden all lions beloved daffodils have been chopped kicked stomped and left lifeless dont make the lion get his wrestling attire and slam you jabronis on ye candy asses " move house | |||
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"short shorts on gallon of mi waidi take that playing in the back ground gardening helps calm the lions soul x" I'm sure if the local hooligans are all heterosexual and see you, you won't be bothered by them again | |||
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"Might I suggest an electric perimeter fence do not wee on it Lion " oh but the temptation | |||
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"some well placed camouflaged re bar or steel bar amongst the flowers will give them something to think about if they are being kicked or generally trampled " Maybe metal spikes too | |||
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"short shorts on gallon of mi waidi take thligans in the back ground gardening helps calm the lions soul x I'm sure if the local hooligans are all heterosexual and see you, you won't be bothered by them again " Card board cutouts of the Lion go down well with hooligans. | |||
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"some well placed camouflaged re bar or steel bar amongst the flowers will give them something to think about if they are being kicked or generally trampled Maybe metal spikes too" no need for spikes as you would have to explain why i have spikes in a flower bed where the rods can by used to support damaged stems | |||
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"Planks of wood with 6 inch nails hammered through then facing pointy side up, lay on ground in side wall if there jumping your walls to do it the won't jump for much longer.... " you would be sued for that unfortunately. | |||
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"the tag team of all teams red lion on the way to the ring!!!" Red lion ha love it | |||
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"Any tips to stop local hooligans kicking your flowers in the garden all lions beloved daffodils have been chopped kicked stomped and left lifeless dont make the lion get his wrestling attire and slam you jabronis on ye candy asses " A gun lol. | |||
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"Any tips to stop local hooligans kicking your flowers in the garden all lions beloved daffodils have been chopped kicked stomped and left lifeless dont make the lion get his wrestling attire and slam you jabronis on ye candy asses A gun lol. " | |||
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"a water gun 123 lion will be like his hero chris tucker in rush hour " or just a word lol young lads have no respect these days gone out the window. | |||
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"lion is off to the garden centre to buy new plants maybe the staff they will help lion with his needs xxx " That might also sell you plastic ones that will pop back up when stomped on | |||
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"I find a warning shot from the shotgun always works remember legally allowed to fire a warning shot.....over their heads?" And one in the back but only once if you chase after them you're goosed | |||
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"I find a warning shot from the shotgun always works remember legally allowed to fire a warning shot.....over their heads?" no.....you are not allowed to discharge a firearm at or over a person ffs you cant even shoot with in so many yards of a dwelling or a public road. | |||
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"I find a warning shot from the shotgun always works remember legally allowed to fire a warning shot.....over their heads? And one in the back but only once if you chase after them you're goosed" you can use reasonable force to defend yourself or property if its a lie or death issue and shooting is never classed as reasonable force. | |||
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"Catch 1 of them,kill and gut him and hang him in your garden. Works for crows" That'd send a message alright, note to self don't piss off Hal | |||
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"Catch 1 of them,kill and gut him and hang him in your garden. Works for crows That'd send a message alright, note to self don't piss off Hal" That's my guy.... no beating around the bush with him. | |||
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"but lions hand are highly powerful maybe end up killing more than 1 maybe lion leave some sweets so they may get distracted and eat the sweets instead of damaging lions mini jungle " You're going to end up getting arrested . 1) short shorts . 2) take that playing in public . 3) leaving sweets out for the kiddies . . Don't bend down for the soap | |||
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"I find a warning shot from the shotgun always works remember legally allowed to fire a warning shot.....over their heads? And one in the back but only once if you chase after them you're goosed you can use reasonable force to defend yourself or property if its a lie or death issue and shooting is never classed as reasonable force. " I thought the law changed cpl of years ago after the padraig nally thing You can use force to protect yourself or your property,doesn't have to be life or death situation,and that includes lethal force | |||
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"I find a warning shot from the shotgun always works remember legally allowed to fire a warning shot.....over their heads? And one in the back but only once if you chase after them you're goosed you can use reasonable force to defend yourself or property if its a lie or death issue and shooting is never classed as reasonable force. I thought the law changed cpl of years ago after the padraig nally thing You can use force to protect yourself or your property,doesn't have to be life or death situation,and that includes lethal force" Defence and Dwelling Act or something | |||
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"I find a warning shot from the shotgun always works remember legally allowed to fire a warning shot.....over their heads? And one in the back but only once if you chase after them you're goosed you can use reasonable force to defend yourself or property if its a lie or death issue and shooting is never classed as reasonable force. I thought the law changed cpl of years ago after the padraig nally thing You can use force to protect yourself or your property,doesn't have to be life or death situation,and that includes lethal force" oh ill have to have a look into that | |||
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"Catch 1 of them,kill and gut him and hang him in your garden. Works for crows That'd send a message alright, note to self don't piss off Hal That's my guy.... no beating around the bush with him. " well I don't fancy being strung up in ye're front garden so I wont lol | |||
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"Finally a bit of common sense law I'm armed to the fucking teeth here" me too i'd be very safe when the zombie apocalypse starts | |||
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"Staring down the loaded barrells of a sawnoff double barrell shotgun." ... ..have you people no taste. .....baseball bat with nails in the end.......if its good enough for 2nd btn south Armagh pira...... .. wheres your sense of patriotism? ..... lol | |||
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"Staring down the loaded barrells of a sawnoff double barrell shotgun.... ..have you people no taste. .....baseball bat with nails in the end.......if its good enough for 2nd btn south Armagh pira...... .. wheres your sense of patriotism? ..... lol" I take it you missed the programme on Rte last night about punishment beatings? | |||
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"Finally a bit of common sense law I'm armed to the fucking teeth here me too i'd be very safe when the zombie apocalypse starts " Myself and my college mates have a plan if a zombie apocalypse was to break out lol | |||
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"Staring down the loaded barrells of a sawnoff double barrell shotgun." Its illegal to saw the barrel or handle off a shotgun Anyway anyone can use a gun,and if your disarmed it can easily be used on you so I prefer weapons that are deadly with some skill,I have a 60 lb compound bow,swords,slash hook and an array of smaller knives. In the unlikely event I was disarmed of any of those once I still had a knife I'd be confident I'd cut their head off before the got bow pulled or slash hook raised And there you have hals top tip of the day | |||
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"Staring down the loaded barrells of a sawnoff double barrell shotgun." sawn off shotguns are illegal and also not worth a shit at any sort of range i know one doorman who was shot at with one and the buck shot didnt even break the skin | |||
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"Staring down the loaded barrells of a sawnoff double barrell shotgun.... ..have you people no taste. .....baseball bat with nails in the end.......if its good enough for 2nd btn south Armagh pira...... .. wheres your sense of patriotism? ..... lol I take it you missed the programme on Rte last night about punishment beatings? " .....missed it? ...I was in it...lol | |||
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"I really hope the illegal suggestions of nails in planks and broken glass etc were in jest. Not worth getting jailed over a few kids " thats what i said where has some sunken supports in the flower bed would only hurt them when they kicked them | |||
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"Jesus people get a grip ! Mr. LION has an angry mob from the Simpson on his lawn tooled up with anything from chain saws to sawn offs, to go hunting the daffodil murders!I would hate to see the reaction if they did something crazy like kidnap our glorious leader ! Why is it that everyone is cheering " ....... what about a few man traps with poisonous spikes sticking up from the bottom? ... that will teach those pesky kids. . .btw....don't you recognise adult humour when you see it?.. | |||
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"Yes . Do you? " ....lol...just checking. ...still think my mantraps for 7yr olds was the best deterrent idea so far... | |||
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"there's an awful lot of violence in this thread." .....ye...fun or what? | |||
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"lion loves the creativity shown " Have you tried a negotiater? | |||
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"The lion doesn't negotiate " "In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion don't negotiate" | |||
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"I'm not sure I believe any of this. Sure he's always lion. " Whatever do you mane? | |||
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"I'm not sure I believe any of this. Sure he's always lion. Whatever do you mane?" Ah that's cat. | |||
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