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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...you send someone your face pic and they take five whole minutes to reply.

Five minutes of "hope he fancies me, well I don't really care if he doesn't, but that's my fav pic after I had that make over thingy done...if he doesn't like that I shall totally have a pout on...why hasn't he replied yet!!!!

Actually lets make it "that awful moment when you have been single for too long, been away from Fab, and realised you seem to have regressed to 13 year old angst levels"

Note to self....be more cool and collected.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol juicy somehow i think the guys initiate the pic sending a lot moreso than the ladies. But then if thats the case lets look at the male perspective then

Sends message including pic, waits a second then checks sent box, nope shes not read it yet, waits five more seconds, checks again, nope still not read it. Clicks on females profile, yep shes online. God why hasnt she read it already? Maybe she hasnt seen it yet. Hang on maybe i should send it again. Maybe i should send another pic. Checks sent box again, no, still not read it, think I'll wink just in case and sure why not I'll send a friends request too.

Looks at sent box again, nope hasnt opened any of the five messages I've sent. Ohhhhh i know I'll put up a clever status asking her to read my message that should get her attention.

Checks sent box again, woohooooo shes read it, i wonder what she thinks of the pic. Taps fingers patiently waiting for reply. I hope she liked the pics. I think i looked really big in that one, and thick and hard too. Checks the sent box again :-\ its still there, bet shes composing a really intelligent reply telling me how much she cant wait to suck my cock, how shes never seen such a handsome cock before.

This is taking ages, checks sent box again, oh, message deleted, ah i bet that was a mistake. I'll just message her again to remind her, wtf!!!! I'm blocked!!!! No way!!!! Thats gotta be a mistake. Especially since i sent her my ten best cock pics from all different angles including the lynx can and the sky remote and the obligatory toilet bowl with the floater in full view.

Ahhhhhh i know what happened. She's been suspended. Must've been a fake, especially with those ten verifications from all different people. Bet they were all fakes too.

And yes on rereading all that I've decided that i have way too much time on my hands. I better go reply to those forty or fifty cock pics so i dont hurt anyones feelings.

Ciao darlings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very good....ha ha....true...mostly....( from what I've heard...)

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By *vedonMan
over a year ago

The Dead Marshes

He maybe only went to the loo. Or his internet went down. Or the phone rang.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He maybe only went to the loo. Or his internet went down. Or the phone rang. "

Or the wife/gf/significant other walked in (this also applies to the female just to be all fair and diplomatic)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol juicy somehow i think the guys initiate the pic sending a lot moreso than the ladies. But then if thats the case lets look at the male perspective then

Sends message including pic, waits a second then checks sent box, nope shes not read it yet, waits five more seconds, checks again, nope still not read it. Clicks on females profile, yep shes online. God why hasnt she read it already? Maybe she hasnt seen it yet. Hang on maybe i should send it again. Maybe i should send another pic. Checks sent box again, no, still not read it, think I'll wink just in case and sure why not I'll send a friends request too.

Looks at sent box again, nope hasnt opened any of the five messages I've sent. Ohhhhh i know I'll put up a clever status asking her to read my message that should get her attention.

Checks sent box again, woohooooo shes read it, i wonder what she thinks of the pic. Taps fingers patiently waiting for reply. I hope she liked the pics. I think i looked really big in that one, and thick and hard too. Checks the sent box again :-\ its still there, bet shes composing a really intelligent reply telling me how much she cant wait to suck my cock, how shes never seen such a handsome cock before.

This is taking ages, checks sent box again, oh, message deleted, ah i bet that was a mistake. I'll just message her again to remind her, wtf!!!! I'm blocked!!!! No way!!!! Thats gotta be a mistake. Especially since i sent her my ten best cock pics from all different angles including the lynx can and the sky remote and the obligatory toilet bowl with the floater in full view.

Ahhhhhh i know what happened. She's been suspended. Must've been a fake, especially with those ten verifications from all different people. Bet they were all fakes too. U

And yes on rereading all that I've decided that i have way too much time on my hands. I better go reply to those forty or fifty cock pics so i dont hurt anyones feelings.

Ciao darlings"

Top drawer you can read my mind love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol juicy somehow i think the guys initiate the pic sending a lot moreso than the ladies. But then if thats the case lets look at the male perspective then

Sends message including pic, waits a second then checks sent box, nope shes not read it yet, waits five more seconds, checks again, nope still not read it. Clicks on females profile, yep shes online. God why hasnt she read it already? Maybe she hasnt seen it yet. Hang on maybe i should send it again. Maybe i should send another pic. Checks sent box again, no, still not read it, think I'll wink just in case and sure why not I'll send a friends request too.

Looks at sent box again, nope hasnt opened any of the five messages I've sent. Ohhhhh i know I'll put up a clever status asking her to read my message that should get her attention.

Checks sent box again, woohooooo shes read it, i wonder what she thinks of the pic. Taps fingers patiently waiting for reply. I hope she liked the pics. I think i looked really big in that one, and thick and hard too. Checks the sent box again :-\ its still there, bet shes composing a really intelligent reply telling me how much she cant wait to suck my cock, how shes never seen such a handsome cock before.

This is taking ages, checks sent box again, oh, message deleted, ah i bet that was a mistake. I'll just message her again to remind her, wtf!!!! I'm blocked!!!! No way!!!! Thats gotta be a mistake. Especially since i sent her my ten best cock pics from all different angles including the lynx can and the sky remote and the obligatory toilet bowl with the floater in full view.

Ahhhhhh i know what happened. She's been suspended. Must've been a fake, especially with those ten verifications from all different people. Bet they were all fakes too. U

And yes on rereading all that I've decided that i have way too much time on my hands. I better go reply to those forty or fifty cock pics so i dont hurt anyones feelings.

Ciao darlings

Top drawer you can read my mind love "

I may add that to my lost of attributes then lol explains where all those dirty thoughts come from though, i always knew they were never my own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We really need to talk you and I young lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont check if my messages have been read or deleted.

I'm away with the fairies most of the time, when they reply "looking good" i wonder what they are talking about, then remember I sent them my face pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont check if my messages have been read or deleted.

I'm away with the fairies most of the time, when they reply "looking good" i wonder what they are talking about, then remember I sent them my face pics."

Lol. I wouldnt call that away with the fairies id say its a case of u have enough to be getting on with in ur life not to be worrying whether ur messages have been read or not. And just for the record thats a good thing. In my little anecdote i was trying for a little tongue in cheek desperation, and a rather extreme example of how bad it can get on here i guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are u a man! Soo, mostly, true. But women don't do this!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are u a man! Soo, mostly, true. But women don't do this!!!!!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are u a man! Soo, mostly, true. But women don't do this!!!!!! "

Pulls out waistband of knickers and sticks hand down for a feel around.........nope i am definitely female. Only meat and two veg are on my dinnerplate

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Are u a man! Soo, mostly, true. But women don't do this!!!!!!

Pulls out waistband of knickers and sticks hand down for a feel around.........nope i am definitely female. Only meat and two veg are on my dinnerplate "

So u eat a lot of cock and balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are u a man! Soo, mostly, true. But women don't do this!!!!!!

Pulls out waistband of knickers and sticks hand down for a feel around.........nope i am definitely female. Only meat and two veg are on my dinnerplate

So u eat a lot of cock and balls "

Cheers cj i swallow dont really eat em. Teeth are never good around cocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 mins is nothing! I'm still waiting for a reply from a face pic I sent last night. I should probably take the hint, but there's always hope?

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By *avy8931Man
over a year ago

ballymena

Absolutely brilliant. Best laugh in ages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"5 mins is nothing! I'm still waiting for a reply from a face pic I sent last night. I should probably take the hint, but there's always hope? "

Bern that soldier. Scanning the sent box for yellow!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Women do this!!!!

I don't get the chance to met often and currently 99% of the messages I get are pretty dire. So when I do chat to someone and we seem to click,I have my fingers crossed that I like their pics...and they like mine. And that when they turn up that they somewhat resemble the pic sent lol.

Oh, and someone who receives my pic and goes on to initiate a meet without commenting...is a no go for me...makes me think they don't fancy me but are prepared to still meet me for the sake of getting a fuck.

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