FabSwingers.com forum: fun status topic pt3 ?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can it go on?

l have to change mine !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is up anyway how long for though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Supposed to be 24 hours

but it can be changed for another

all you gotta do is ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can someone help me....I'm starting to gag...

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Can someone help me....I'm starting to gag...

I like wearing silky knickers with stockings and suspenders

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

I propose this goes on forever. See who wins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol the mails where getting is way too weird lol

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

No one said you couldn't block mails tho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can someone help me....I'm starting to gag...

I like wearing silky knickers with stockings and suspenders "
...

Lmao ok... Here's yours...

Tomorrow.. I'll shag the first 100 to send me cock pics...premature ejaculators very welcome...

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Can someone help me....I'm starting to gag...

I like wearing silky knickers with stockings and suspenders ...

Lmao ok... Here's yours...

Tomorrow.. I'll shag the first 100 to send me cock pics...premature ejaculators very welcome... "

Are you having a f**king laugh!!

this is like poor grace!! '

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can someone help me....I'm starting to gag...

I like wearing silky knickers with stockings and suspenders ...

Lmao ok... Here's yours...

Tomorrow.. I'll shag the first 100 to send me cock pics...premature ejaculators very welcome...

Are you having a f**king laugh!!

this is like poor grace!! '

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Yup...lol...must go check out poor grace...

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Can someone help me....I'm starting to gag...

I like wearing silky knickers with stockings and suspenders ...

Lmao ok... Here's yours...

Tomorrow.. I'll shag the first 100 to send me cock pics...premature ejaculators very welcome...

Are you having a f**king laugh!!

this is like poor grace!! '

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Yup...lol...must go check out poor grace...

I actually dislike you right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can someone help me....I'm starting to gag...

I like wearing silky knickers with stockings and suspenders ...

Lmao ok... Here's yours...

Tomorrow.. I'll shag the first 100 to send me cock pics...premature ejaculators very welcome...

Are you having a f**king laugh!!

this is like poor grace!! '

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Yup...lol...must go check out poor grace...

I actually dislike you right now

Lol i cant say as i blame u miss. I'd recommend blocking all mail with that status going up lol. It'll be like thanksgiving sales in new york but their giving it away for free. Mail stampede!!!

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

i had to put up one about wanting an al guys human centipede before and got some strange mails from guys in the uk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i had to put up one about wanting an al guys human centipede before and got some strange mails from guys in the uk

And that has left me with a rather graphic image. An mf centipede now.........oh my but that would be hot. Or even a mixed oral centipede......the possibilities are endless. I rather like that oral centipede idea actually, but imagine the greedy fecker forms a circle altogether. Ok stop now, my imagination is getting carried away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh the fun I've had with mine ....messages from world wide

Lol

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Can someone help me....I'm starting to gag...

I like wearing silky knickers with stockings and suspenders ...

Lmao ok... Here's yours...

Tomorrow.. I'll shag the first 100 to send me cock pics...premature ejaculators very welcome...

Are you having a f**king laugh!!

this is like poor grace!! '

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Yup...lol...must go check out poor grace...

I actually dislike you right now

Lol i cant say as i blame u miss. I'd recommend blocking all mail with that status going up lol. It'll be like thanksgiving sales in new york but their giving it away for free. Mail stampede!!!"

Clever lady.. Thank you miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can someone help me....I'm starting to gag...

I like wearing silky knickers with stockings and suspenders ...

Lmao ok... Here's yours...

Tomorrow.. I'll shag the first 100 to send me cock pics...premature ejaculators very welcome...

Are you having a f**king laugh!!

this is like poor grace!! '

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Yup...lol...must go check out poor grace...

I actually dislike you right now

Lol i cant say as i blame u miss. I'd recommend blocking all mail with that status going up lol. It'll be like thanksgiving sales in new york but their giving it away for free. Mail stampede!!!

Clever lady.. Thank you miss

More than welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I like to play. Any suggestions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I like to play. Any suggestions? "

Hmmmmmmmm. My suggestion if u should choose to take it is this

'Looking for mmmmmmore, yes i need at least six cocks for tomorrow lunchtime. Mail me'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I like to play. Any suggestions?

Hmmmmmmmm. My suggestion if u should choose to take it is this

'Looking for mmmmmmore, yes i need at least six cocks for tomorrow lunchtime. Mail me'"

Your wish is my command lol

How about you then?

"Worn panties to give away, only to a special guy with a BIG talent"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I like to play. Any suggestions?

Hmmmmmmmm. My suggestion if u should choose to take it is this

'Looking for mmmmmmore, yes i need at least six cocks for tomorrow lunchtime. Mail me'

Your wish is my command lol

How about you then?

"Worn panties to give away, only to a special guy with a BIG talent""

Oh jaysus. Sure go on then, guess i can investigate a niche market if nothing else. I may pop into pennys all going well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh lord the insanity has begun already!!!!!

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Oh lord the insanity has begun already!!!!!

Do what you advised me to do,, I'm still too scared to put mine up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in again

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

"Count me in again"

Bambis wild stallion of a father needs a ladyboy to get to sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are in!!

let's see what craziness we get!

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"We are in!!

let's see what craziness we get!"

Katie give Mr Lefty a status

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm mr lefty..... "Anyone like getting there toes sucked.... The dirtier the better mmmmm mail me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hung guys needed. Photos to verify. NO SKY REMOTES!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For Katie.

"Hung guys needed. Photos the verify. NO SKY REMOTES"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want in on this craziness lol

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"I want in on this craziness lol"

Miss cici.. Here's your status..

I'm needing a gangbang,,cock pics must be included or you will be deleted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cici, "WANTED: 5/6 VWE guys for gangbang, please send cock pic! Get mailing guys I'm hungry for cock!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want in on this craziness lol

Miss cici.. Here's your status..

I'm needing a gangbang,,cock pics must be included or you will be deleted

Lol missdirty, great minds think alike!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want in on this craziness lol

Miss cici.. Here's your status..

I'm needing a gangbang,,cock pics must be included or you will be deleted

Fair dues let the numerous messages start lol

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"I want in on this craziness lol

Miss cici.. Here's your status..

I'm needing a gangbang,,cock pics must be included or you will be deleted

Fair dues let the numerous messages start lol"

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Cici, "WANTED: 5/6 VWE guys for gangbang, please send cock pic! Get mailing guys I'm hungry for cock!!""

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"I want in on this craziness lol

Miss cici.. Here's your status..

I'm needing a gangbang,,cock pics must be included or you will be deleted

Lol missdirty, great minds think alike!"

Lol its know,, i might get a rest from the floodgates opening with cock pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cici, "WANTED: 5/6 VWE guys for gangbang, please send cock pic! Get mailing guys I'm hungry for cock!!"

You want to see the messages i am getting sweet jesus ive never laughed so much

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Cici, "WANTED: 5/6 VWE guys for gangbang, please send cock pic! Get mailing guys I'm hungry for cock!!"

You want to see the messages i am getting sweet jesus ive never laughed so much

Ha ha!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cici, "WANTED: 5/6 VWE guys for gangbang, please send cock pic! Get mailing guys I'm hungry for cock!!"

You want to see the messages i am getting sweet jesus ive never laughed so much

Ha ha!!!!!!

Im getting cock pics galore and asking how i want to go about the gangbang i like this game

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Cici, "WANTED: 5/6 VWE guys for gangbang, please send cock pic! Get mailing guys I'm hungry for cock!!"

You want to see the messages i am getting sweet jesus ive never laughed so much

Ha ha!!!!!!

Im getting cock pics galore and asking how i want to go about the gangbang i like this game"

My premature ejaculators are stepping forward too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cici, "WANTED: 5/6 VWE guys for gangbang, please send cock pic! Get mailing guys I'm hungry for cock!!"

You want to see the messages i am getting sweet jesus ive never laughed so much

Ha ha!!!!!!

Im getting cock pics galore and asking how i want to go about the gangbang i like this game

My premature ejaculators are stepping forward too

Ones i am friends with are all like wtf are you serious lol just shows you the right creeps ive had guys send me their cock pics more than once looking in on this gangbang

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Hmmmm mr lefty..... "Anyone like getting there toes sucked.... The dirtier the better mmmmm mail me

Katie how are you doing??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not getting anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah!! Reply plus quote.

Very good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gone quiet now on mine i got about 4 guys sending their cock pics i couldnt even reply to them i was laughing that much lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gone quiet now on mine i got about 4 guys sending their cock pics i couldnt even reply to them i was laughing that much lmao"

Wait til tomorrow!!

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Gone quiet now on mine i got about 4 guys sending their cock pics i couldnt even reply to them i was laughing that much lmao

Wait til tomorrow!!

"
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They're all exhausted sending cock pics all day to the different ladies on here,, they'll be back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gone quiet now on mine i got about 4 guys sending their cock pics i couldnt even reply to them i was laughing that much lmao

Wait til tomorrow!!

They're all exhausted sending cock pics all day to the different ladies on here,, they'll be back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can someone help me....I'm starting to gag...

I like wearing silky knickers with stockings and suspenders ...

Lmao ok... Here's yours...

Tomorrow.. I'll shag the first 100 to send me cock pics...premature ejaculators very welcome...

Are you having a f**king laugh!!

this is like poor grace!! '

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Yup...lol...must go check out poor grace...

I actually dislike you right now

"
...

You love it... Tell the truth... I'm actually getting comfortable in..I mean.. With mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gone quiet now on mine i got about 4 guys sending their cock pics i couldnt even reply to them i was laughing that much lmao

Wait til tomorrow!!

They're all exhausted sending cock pics all day to the different ladies on here,,

they'll be back

Check the sky remotes closely. If the number 9 button is worn then it's a sure sign of a wanker. Babestation and the like.

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Can someone help me....I'm starting to gag...

I like wearing silky knickers with stockings and suspenders ...

Lmao ok... Here's yours...

Tomorrow.. I'll shag the first 100 to send me cock pics...premature ejaculators very welcome...

Are you having a f**king laugh!!

this is like poor grace!! '

...

Yup...lol...must go check out poor grace...

I actually dislike you right now

...

You love it... Tell the truth... I'm actually getting comfortable in..I mean.. With mine

Oh next time you'll have to put a profile pic up as you're so comfy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can someone help me....I'm starting to gag...

I like wearing silky knickers with stockings and suspenders ...

Lmao ok... Here's yours...

Tomorrow.. I'll shag the first 100 to send me cock pics...premature ejaculators very welcome...

Are you having a f**king laugh!!

this is like poor grace!! '

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Yup...lol...must go check out poor grace...

I actually dislike you right now

...

You love it... Tell the truth... I'm actually getting comfortable in..I mean.. With mine

Oh next time you'll have to put a profile pic up as you're so comfy

"
...I could become a TV sensation...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh lord the insanity has begun already!!!!!

Do what you advised me to do,, I'm still too scared to put mine up

Lol my filters are already locked down tight. These are people who have contacted me previously slipping through lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh lord the insanity has begun already!!!!!

Do what you advised me to do,, I'm still too scared to put mine up

Lol my filters are already locked down tight. These are people who have contacted me previously slipping through lol"
...have you any silky ones.. I need to change lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

morning all, lovely to see this is still going strong

Anyone wanna freshen my status?? Maybe even give me one that isn't gay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a laugh - hit me (with a status, not a chair or fist)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lollipop

"looking for a guy hung enough to turn my belly button from an innie to an outie. Photos to prove please"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lollipop

"looking for a guy hung enough to turn my belly button from an innie to an outie. Photos to prove please""

Lol thank you, done!!! A day of cock pics, yay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lollipop

"looking for a guy hung enough to turn my belly button from an innie to an outie. Photos to prove please"

Lol thank you, done!!! A day of cock pics, yay

Live that dream!!

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Come on I need to change mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want one...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want one..."

Ill give you one

(that means two things

)

Currently in the park, wearing nothing but a high vis jacket, who's hopping on this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on I need to change mine. "

Just because of how you asked for it,

"Just pissed myself, lovely and warm"

You'll have some mad mails for that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want one..."
lol here you go ...soft hairy cock pics only.... I'm gagging...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine isn't too much of a punishment, might actually see something I like!

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

ah sure I'll give it a go again....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on I need to change mine. "

OK here's yours..

Responding to wanna fuk mails wit cock pics attached...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine isn't too much of a punishment, might actually see something I like!"
...something always turns up...

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

I've two to choice which one shall I go for.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"I want one..."

I'll be round in a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a new one. No one has offered any toes to suck. I'm starting to think something is afoot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need a laugh - hit me (with a status, not a chair or fist)"

A chair??? That happen often?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a laugh - hit me (with a status, not a chair or fist)

A chair??? That happen often?"

Thankfully no

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can I have a new one please?

This time Something that doesn't involve guys and my ass

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"Can I have a new one please?

This time Something that doesn't involve guys and my ass

"
I want a guy to give me a facial must send pics to prove they have a huge cock!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yosser

I'm Yosser Hughes. Giz a job. A blow job.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ah sure I'll give it a go again...."

How about

Hairy back licker available today only can accom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were back in...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Were back in..."

Sack loves to be woken up with a rusty trombone

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

"I want in on this craziness lol"

Cici .... Looking for my future husband/manwhore please inquire within. Please be aware looking to marry this year.

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

"I need a laugh - hit me (with a status, not a chair or fist)

A chair??? That happen often?

Thankfully no

Looking for a meam man to leave bite marks and bruises. Hit me up.

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

"I need a laugh - hit me (with a status, not a chair or fist)

A chair??? That happen often?

Thankfully no

Looking for a meam man to leave bite marks and bruises. Hit me up.

*mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want one...

Ill give you one

(that means two things

)

Currently in the park, wearing nothing but a high vis jacket, who's hopping on this?

I will accept the one you want to give me and I will also post that status

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll prob regret this. But any suggestions welcome

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

"Were back in..."

Looking for not so good looking males. For discreet bag over the head type sex. That's just how we roll. Hubby will also be jumping on board.

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

"I'll prob regret this. But any suggestions welcome "

Need lessons on how to suck my own cock. Foreigners welcum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Luke!! You are evil...i like you

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

"Luke!! You are evil...i like you

Im only getting warmed up havent had my coffee yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh shit...shall i ask for a new one? I love living dangerously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Luke!! You are evil...i like you

Im only getting warmed up havent had my coffee yet."

do you make a good coffee Luke

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

"Oh shit...shall i ask for a new one? I love living dangerously

Looking to be tied up and driven around in someones carboot for no more than an hour. Can only do an hour as I suffer from claustrophobia.

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

"Luke!! You are evil...i like you

Im only getting warmed up havent had my coffee yet.

do you make a good coffee Luke

Do you make cream Lim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Luke!! You are evil...i like you

Im only getting warmed up havent had my coffee yet.

do you make a good coffee Luke

Do you make cream Lim"

Ya loads for the Irish coffees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can someone help me....I'm starting to gag...

I like wearing silky knickers with stockings and suspenders ...

Lmao ok... Here's yours...

Tomorrow.. I'll shag the first 100 to send me cock pics...premature ejaculators very welcome...

Are you having a f**king laugh!!

this is like poor grace!! '

Hahahahahahahahaha enjoy that one!!!!

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Jesus Christ I can't deal with the mails .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus Christ I can't deal with the mails ..... "

How many wanna fucks have you gotten lol

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

"Luke!! You are evil...i like you

Im only getting warmed up havent had my coffee yet.

do you make a good coffee Luke

Do you make cream Lim

Ya loads for the Irish coffees

Put a Guinness head on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Luke!! You are evil...i like you

Im only getting warmed up havent had my coffee yet.

do you make a good coffee Luke

Do you make cream Lim

Ya loads for the Irish coffees

Put a Guinness head on it."

It's more whiskey than coffee tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Change please..... And not from yosser or Luke..... Ye are killing me here!!

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

"Change please..... And not from yosser or Luke..... Ye are killing me here!!"

Ive wet my knickers again.

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

"Luke!! You are evil...i like you

Im only getting warmed up havent had my coffee yet.

do you make a good coffee Luke

Do you make cream Lim

Ya loads for the Irish coffees

Put a Guinness head on it.

It's more whiskey than coffee tho"

Strange thats what comes out of my penis too.

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"Jesus Christ I can't deal with the mails .....

How many wanna fucks have you gotten lol"
bloody loads ! Cock pics everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Change please..... And not from yosser or Luke..... Ye are killing me here!!"

Looking for small men 5 foot max to play as my baby in some role play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus Christ I can't deal with the mails ..... "

You need a P.A.

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"Jesus Christ I can't deal with the mails .....

You need a P.A.

"
don't temp me to hand it over to you. I could ask them to mail you instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of these are hilarious.

I'm not in though, last time i took part in one of these I was hounded for days.

So funny to read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Change please..... And not from yosser or Luke..... Ye are killing me here!!

Looking for small men 5 foot max to play as my baby in some role play"

I thought you were a nice guy....you're as bad as them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually got some good mails

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

"Some of these are hilarious.

I'm not in though, last time i took part in one of these I was hounded for days.

So funny to read

Let lim lad be your PA for the day and send all mails his way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Change please..... And not from yosser or Luke..... Ye are killing me here!!

Looking for small men 5 foot max to play as my baby in some role play

I thought you were a nice guy....you're as bad as them lol"

I am nice I could've given you a way worse one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some of these are hilarious.

I'm not in though, last time i took part in one of these I was hounded for days.

So funny to read

Let lim lad be your PA for the day and send all mails his way."

good thing I changed my name so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually got some good mails

Aw yeah trust you to get the good ones

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

"Some of these are hilarious.

I'm not in though, last time i took part in one of these I was hounded for days.

So funny to read

Let lim lad be your PA for the day and send all mails his way."

KingLim is my master He will decide who I have sex with 1 on 1 so you need to mail him direct to ask for permission with cock pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually got some good mails

Aw yeah trust you to get the good ones

Only coz peeps like your good self keep me entertained daily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually got some good mails

Aw yeah trust you to get the good ones

Only coz peeps like your good self keep me entertained daily "

That's how I roll

Lollipoop I'll let you suggest my status...hit me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please make it a really good one Lollipop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please make it a really good one Lollipop

Oi no collusion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha!! Just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After my last status it is actually scary the responses i am getting, i am seriously scary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hahaha!! Just saying

You keep those sweet lips shut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After my last status it is actually scary the responses i am getting, i am seriously scary

some crazy people out there lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please make it a really good one Lollipop

Apparently Kaiser njoys shaving other people's genitals. ....

just sayin

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

"After my last status it is actually scary the responses i am getting, i am seriously scary

You now know who to block

Thank me later

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"After my last status it is actually scary the responses i am getting, i am seriously scary

"
oh god I can imagine the mails your getting :-

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After my last status it is actually scary the responses i am getting, i am seriously scary

oh god I can imagine the mails your getting :-"

I can only Imagine the mails I'll get if you change yours to Lukes suggestion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually Luke yes, thank you, it is amazingwhat people want but don't say!! Fucking hell i am shocked...and i don't shock easily !!!

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

"Actually Luke yes, thank you, it is amazingwhat people want but don't say!! Fucking hell i am shocked...and i don't shock easily !!! "

I am the equation to routing out all evil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please make it a really good one Lollipop

Apparently Kaiser njoys shaving other people's genitals. ....

just sayin "

Lol yes, kaiser, your status should be

"Serious fetish for shaving other guys - back sack and cracks, only if I can bag and keep the hair, mail me if your interested"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually Luke yes, thank you, it is amazingwhat people want but don't say!! Fucking hell i am shocked...and i don't shock easily !!! "

Holy moly just seen yours, if people answered that I'd be worried about them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lollipop!!! Best one yet!!! Love your mind!!

Luke, that you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lollipop!!! Best one yet!!! Love your mind!!

Luke, that you are

You really do get some weird ones sultry haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know!!!! You have no idea....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please make it a really good one Lollipop

Apparently Kaiser njoys shaving other people's genitals. ....

just sayin

Lol yes, kaiser, your status should be

"Serious fetish for shaving other guys - back sack and cracks, only if I can bag and keep the hair, mail me if your interested" "

You gotta be shittin me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please make it a really good one Lollipop

Apparently Kaiser njoys shaving other people's genitals. ....

just sayin

Lol yes, kaiser, your status should be

"Serious fetish for shaving other guys - back sack and cracks, only if I can bag and keep the hair, mail me if your interested" "

Pmsl...love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have very tight email filters but I'm getting a lot of excited emails haha... now they think I'm a cock hungry slut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have very tight email filters but I'm getting a lot of excited emails haha... now they think I'm a cock hungry slut

Which of course you are not ain't that right sweetie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have very tight email filters but I'm getting a lot of excited emails haha... now they think I'm a cock hungry slut

You mean that wasn't a real status? Better cancel my train tickets to Dublin so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please make it a really good one Lollipop

Apparently Kaiser njoys shaving other people's genitals. ....

just sayin

Lol yes, kaiser, your status should be

"Serious fetish for shaving other guys - back sack and cracks, only if I can bag and keep the hair, mail me if your interested"

You gotta be shittin me

Hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please make it a really good one Lollipop

Apparently Kaiser njoys shaving other people's genitals. ....

just sayin

Lol yes, kaiser, your status should be

"Serious fetish for shaving other guys - back sack and cracks, only if I can bag and keep the hair, mail me if your interested" "

Okay this means war!

Anyone know of an alternative to Vagasil that actually works? It's just not doing what it should

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

"ah sure I'll give it a go again....

How about

Hairy back licker available today only can accom

thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ah sure I'll give it a go again....

How about

Hairy back licker available today only can accom

thanks

it's not as bad as the one I have you yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok almost 24h is gone for me I think and I'm out and taking off mine..as alot guys are offering teach me english or anything I want :D and now have to answer to everyone that it was joke..

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

"Ok almost 24h is gone for me I think and I'm out and taking off mine..as alot guys are offering teach me english or anything I want :D and now have to answer to everyone that it was joke..

Bulk delete

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

King what's the craic with your status?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"King what's the craic with your status? "

I haven't been given one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah guys, it's fucked up what guys are telling me lol

I need a change or i'll just erase it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah guys, it's fucked up what guys are telling me lol

I need a change or i'll just erase it

Sorry guys I've gone lesbo for all guys except kinglim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"King what's the craic with your status?

I haven't been given one lol"

Here you go..... At the moment I only want to meet men between 40-50 with big cocks... Please attach pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"King what's the craic with your status?

I haven't been given one lol

Here you go..... At the moment I only want to meet men between 40-50 with big cocks... Please attach pics

Please just no men stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"King what's the craic with your status?

I haven't been given one lol

Here you go..... At the moment I only want to meet men between 40-50 with big cocks... Please attach pics

Please just no men stuff

Aaaaah you're no fun!! I'm apparently looking for a small man to play my baby remember?? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"King what's the craic with your status?

I haven't been given one lol

Here you go..... At the moment I only want to meet men between 40-50 with big cocks... Please attach pics

Please just no men stuff

Aaaaah you're no fun!! I'm apparently looking for a small man to play my baby remember?? Lol"

But I don't want an inbox full of men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's done Grace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"King what's the craic with your status?

I haven't been given one lol

Here you go..... At the moment I only want to meet men between 40-50 with big cocks... Please attach pics

Please just no men stuff

Aaaaah you're no fun!! I'm apparently looking for a small man to play my baby remember?? Lol

But I don't want an inbox full of men

Set up mail filters for while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah guys, it's fucked up what guys are telling me lol

I need a change or i'll just erase it

I need a new one too

Totally not enjoying this today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah guys, it's fucked up what guys are telling me lol

I need a change or i'll just erase it

I need a new one too

Totally not enjoying this today

Looking for a Knob jockey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah guys, it's fucked up what guys are telling me lol

I need a change or i'll just erase it

I need a new one too

Totally not enjoying this today

Looking for a Knob jockey"

Motherfuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's done Grace

Awww no sad faces you're making me feel bad now!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's done Grace

Awww no sad faces you're making me feel bad now!!"

Sorry so Gracey i couldn't be upsetting you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Partymonsters!! Meeeee!! Pleeeease xx

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

In four hours since my status 47 Cock messages with pictures in all different shapes and sizes.

Toilets seats you name it.

Please can I change.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I change mine??

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By *ohnbi01Man
over a year ago

tipperary

"In four hours since my status 47 Cock messages with pictures in all different shapes and sizes.

Toilets seats you name it.

Please can I change. "

How about "don't you just hate it when a fast goes wrong" or

"Plumber with big tool wanted for downstairs wet patch"

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Can I change mine?? "

Lol Katie

inundated are you???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I change mine??

Lol Katie

inundated are you??? "

Nothing misdirty, NOTHING!!! I need some funny messages to laugh at!

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

I threw the towel in with mine...

"ill shag the first 100 guys who message me with cock pics,,premature ejaculators welcome "

I couldn't cope anymore

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Can I change mine??

Lol Katie

inundated are you???

Nothing misdirty, NOTHING!!! I need some funny messages to laugh at!"

Take the one I had... Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I threw the towel in with mine...

"ill shag the first 100 guys who message me with cock pics,,premature ejaculators welcome "

I couldn't cope anymore

Lol how many premeture ejaculaters did you get??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will do

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