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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'D LOVE TO BE EIGHT AGAIN

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.

"I'd love to be eight again" she replied.

On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park.

What a Day!

He put her on every ride in the park:

The Death Slide,

The Wall of Fear,

The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster.

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme Park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

Right away they journeyed to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake.

Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and M&M's.

What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted.

He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked "Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you f***in tw*t"

The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still going to get it wrong.

it's a jooooooooooooke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha love it

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

That gave me the lols

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever

How sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww bless him at least he tried Which is more than most

It did give me a good titter though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahaha good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She could have been ate.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's gas!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny ... 90% of comments are from women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funny ... 90% of comments are from women.

Coz the lads are still trying to figure it out

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By *ceryMan
over a year ago

Malahide & Waterford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funny ... 90% of comments are from women.

Coz the lads are still trying to figure it out

Lol @ lolli

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still don't get it

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

Thinking outside the box........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I still don't get it

Lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funny ... 90% of comments are from women.

Coz the lads are still trying to figure it out

I had to laugh at this

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

Can't stop laughing that's d best I've heard in ages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funny ... 90% of comments are from women.

Coz the lads are still trying to figure it out

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funny ... 90% of comments are from women.

Coz the lads are still trying to figure it out

Tut tut lolli....that's sexist !!!

So what's funny about the joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy walks into a bar. ..

It didn't hurt

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By *rutus83Man
over a year ago

naas

Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

city centre

"I'D LOVE TO BE EIGHT AGAIN

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.

"I'd love to be eight again" she replied.

On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park.

What a Day!

He put her on every ride in the park:

The Death Slide,

The Wall of Fear,

The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster.

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme Park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

Right away they journeyed to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake.

Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and M&M's.

What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted.

He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked "Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you f***in tw*t"

The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still going to get it wrong.

it's a jooooooooooooke

HEY,,,,,pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very good

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