FabSwingers.com forum: belly fluff

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

if your lying on the couch pulling out belly button fluff don't take it all out....cos we are all like teddy bears on the inside so if you pull out too much parts of you will start goin floppy ok .... anyway why is belly button fluff always dark even when you wear white clothes hhhhmmmffff !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The start of that was so cute, gross but cute

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

This is good shit.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

the start lol u mean the teddy bears ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the start lol u mean the teddy bears ??"

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha!! Jude!! Come on!!!

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

This is funny shit.....

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Lol its lint fibres,, loose threads from fabrics... Found in tumble dryers too.... And when formed together they appear blue, grey colours and stop picking your belly button

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pmsl ha ha ha.

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

"Lol its lint fibres,, loose threads from fabrics... Found in tumble dryers too.... And when formed together they appear blue, grey colours and stop picking your belly button

Take up a more suitable past time like picking your nose.

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By *ceryMan
over a year ago

Malahide & Waterford

If you keep enough it can resemble candy floss, or you can restuff your bear....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

missdirtygirl im not convinced ... it comes from the inside it has to and sultryminx you know its true we have all done it sat down watching tv pulling it out bit by bit all of a sudden your arm feels a bit limp and before you know it BOOOM !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ah now _cery good man so do I swallow it again or put it in where it came out

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Maybe we should all save our belly button fluff and re -stuff him if he goes floppy??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you keep enough it can resemble candy floss, or you can restuff your bear...."

If I wait until he's asleep, where do you suggest I reinsert the fluff, nose or ear?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jude!! I never have

i wash myself you dirty man you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahahaha!! Missdirtygirl!! Priceless

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By *ceryMan
over a year ago

Malahide & Waterford

"ah now _cery good man so do I swallow it again or put it in where it came out"

It's your bear, if you don't know the workings of your bear by this stage, there's not hope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what about bum fluff tho ha ha.

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Ahahaha!! Missdirtygirl!! Priceless

I'm picking as we chat...

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"what about bum fluff tho ha ha.

Do you really want me to tell you where to stuff that??

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By *ceryMan
over a year ago

Malahide & Waterford

"If you keep enough it can resemble candy floss, or you can restuff your bear....

If I wait until he's asleep, where do you suggest I reinsert the fluff, nose or ear?"

Well there's a couple more orifices that I can think of but it would be your decision as how quickly you want to re-inflate him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what about bum fluff tho ha ha.

Do you really want me to tell you where to stuff that??

pmsl where would that go i wonder lol ha ha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just looked, i have nothing there! Maybe it only happens to irish people?

i feel left out now

wait...nope, no bum fluff either

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By *ceryMan
over a year ago

Malahide & Waterford

"what about bum fluff tho ha ha.

That's toilet paper humour... Most embarrassing for the one who been told err can you remove that before we continue...

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"what about bum fluff tho ha ha.

Do you really want me to tell you where to stuff that??

pmsl where would that go i wonder lol ha ha.

Up yer bum of course!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what about bum fluff tho ha ha.

That's toilet paper humour... Most embarrassing for the one who been told err can you remove that before we continue...

ha ha ha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ladies not my nose its a filthy place the bum ....maybe and sultryminx its universal the colour may differ from country to country but we all have it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you know? Do you check people's fluff when you go abroad? You weirdo lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

toilet paper homour lol that's another thing if you go to a public toilet some prick has rude stuff written on the door we all hover over the bowl (we daren't sit) and read it ...so I think hoe well that bollix had a marker on him !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol its lint fibres,, loose threads from fabrics... Found in tumble dryers too.... And when formed together they appear blue, grey colours and stop picking your belly button

did you watch that documentary on discovery too?

i just want to know why everything i eat is different colours yet when i ......

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Lol its lint fibres,, loose threads from fabrics... Found in tumble dryers too.... And when formed together they appear blue, grey colours and stop picking your belly button

did you watch that documentary on discovery too?

i just want to know why everything i eat is different colours yet when i ......"

Eh no? Was there one?

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

Ye bunch of weirdos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl I can't believe i've just read this!!!

Jude you crack me up

Feckin weirdos the lot of ye

xx xx xx

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By *irishladMan
over a year ago

Malahide

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By *irishladMan
over a year ago

Malahide

"Pmsl I can't believe i've just read this!!!

Jude you crack me up

Feckin weirdos the lot of ye

xx xx xx"

Takes one to know one !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well its all gone now lol c'mon let's keep the fluff and send it to Tralee to me ok all of it tnks lads xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if your lying on the couch pulling out belly button fluff don't take it all out....cos we are all like teddy bears on the inside so if you pull out too much parts of you will start goin floppy ok .... anyway why is belly button fluff always dark even when you wear white clothes hhhhmmmffff !!!!

this is all new to me...I've never had any belly button fluff

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