FabSwingers.com forum: Sayings of caution

By *longshott OP Man
over a year ago

Limerick

We all have sayings that kind of give us warning or things to be careful of.

For example

Never trust a bald barber.

No offense to any bald barber by the way.

Do ye have any of your own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are some things you will always remember.... And there are some things you will never forget....

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

Never trust a man in a white car/van

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can trust a thief but never a liar..

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

never trust a man with a comb over if he's going to lie to himself he will lie to you too

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By *longshott OP Man
over a year ago

Limerick

"never trust a man with a comb over if he's going to lie to himself he will lie to you too"

Lol that's good. Seems to be lot of hair related ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"never trust a man with a comb over if he's going to lie to himself he will lie to you too"

Ha love that one

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

Never trust a skinny chef

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By *longshott OP Man
over a year ago

Limerick

Never trust someone who needs to Photoshop their pics.

In same vein as last saying if they need lie to themselves etc.

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

Lol..never trust a priest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty shoes.

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By *longshott OP Man
over a year ago

Limerick

"Never trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty shoes."

That's brilliant. Little Britain springs to mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty shoes."

love it

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

"Never trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty shoes."

Newer trust a woman in a wheelchair with dirty shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep your friends close but your enemies closer!!!

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

Be careful what u wish for

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

Never trust anyone who doesn't have public pics on their profile.

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Never trust teenages who are pleading with you to go out cause they think you need a break.

Nice try to my daughter who wants me out the house.

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Never trust teenages who are pleading with you to go out cause they think you need a break.

Nice try to my daughter who wants me out the house. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never trust a fart

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

[Removed by poster at 14/03/15 14:16:16]

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Never trust a fart "

Never sit beside one who let's one go

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

"Never trust teenages who are pleading with you to go out cause they think you need a break.

Nice try to my daughter who wants me out the house. "

I am sure she didn't lick it off a stone..

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"Never trust teenages who are pleading with you to go out cause they think you need a break.

Nice try to my daughter who wants me out the house.

I am sure she didn't lick it off a stone..

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I love that saying it's si bloody true too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never trust a fart

Never sit beside one who let's one go

Ah sure wimmin don't fart

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

"Never trust a fart

Never sit beside one who let's one go

Ah sure wimmin don't fart "

No they don't. ...They just cough in there knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never trust anyone who says, they are not supposed to tell anyone!

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Never trust a fart

Never sit beside one who let's one go

Ah sure wimmin don't fart

No they don't. ...They just cough in there knickers"

That's if they're wearing knickers

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By *s. AppletreeWoman
over a year ago

curtain twitching sleepy village

[Removed by poster at 14/03/15 14:58:32]

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By *s. AppletreeWoman
over a year ago

curtain twitching sleepy village

If it looks like poo,

Smells like poo,

Feels like poo......tis shite!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never trust anyone who doesn't like bacon

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway

Never trust anyone who doesn't like dogs

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By *rian78Man
over a year ago

navan

What you want and what you get are 2 different things

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By *innygunner14Couple
over a year ago

Galway

Never assume it makes an ASS of U and ME

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never write off ze germanz

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

If ye fall off that wall and break your leg, don't blame me

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

"If ye fall off that wall and break your leg, don't blame me

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tut tut it's. ..If u fall off that wall and break ur legs don't come running to me

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"If ye fall off that wall and break your leg, don't blame me

tut tut it's. ..If u fall off that wall and break ur legs don't come running to me"

So it is!!!

my apologies... What's the one cmere till I kill ya???

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By *illow1972Man
over a year ago

Naas

Never trust anyone on Fab.

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

"If ye fall off that wall and break your leg, don't blame me

tut tut it's. ..If u fall off that wall and break ur legs don't come running to me

So it is!!!

my apologies... What's the one cmere till I kill ya???

Apologies accepted. Or this one...cmere till I reeeeef ya

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

Never marry anyone that owns a cat.

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

"Never marry anyone that owns a cat."

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"If ye fall off that wall and break your leg, don't blame me

tut tut it's. ..If u fall off that wall and break ur legs don't come running to me

So it is!!!

my apologies... What's the one cmere till I kill ya???

Apologies accepted. Or this one...cmere till I reeeeef ya"

Ha ha!!!! Haven't heard that in years!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never trust a smiling shark...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always be cautious when approaching unarmed robbers....they could still bite you......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss the kissers love the lovers play the players!!

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

You get what you pay for esp the free stuff.

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By *irst officerMan
over a year ago

Naas

Don't piss on your own doorstep.

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

Choose ur neighbours before u buy ur house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't piss on your own doorstep."
......don't piss on your gf...unless she SPECFICALLY asks you to......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better the devil you know...

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

The walls have ears

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

Keep your friends close keep your enemy's closer

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By *ick manMan
over a year ago

longford

"Never trust a man in a white car/van"
why not

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