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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Whats the biggest lie you ever told to get laid?....btw ladies. ..this includes you! !

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

Never told a lie to get laid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats the biggest lie you ever told to get laid?....btw ladies. ..this includes you! !"

I played on the Ireland u21 rugby team

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Never told a lie to get laid "
.....thats not what I asked. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"here sheep sheep sheep I have something for you "

Which wouldn't be a lie exactly.. More like a grossly misinterpreted exaggeration....

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Whats the biggest lie you ever told to get laid?....btw ladies. ..this includes you! !

I played on the Ireland u21 rugby team

Lol you little shit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whats the biggest lie you ever told to get laid?....btw ladies. ..this includes you! !

I played on the Ireland u21 rugby team

Lol you little shit

:-...D"
......oops?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats the biggest lie you ever told to get laid?....btw ladies. ..this includes you! !

I played on the Ireland u21 rugby team

Lol you little shit

:-...D......oops?"

It worked but the secerts out now

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Whats the biggest lie you ever told to get laid?....btw ladies. ..this includes you! !

I played on the Ireland u21 rugby team

Lol you little shit

:-...D......oops?

It worked but the secerts out now

You're over 21s now though yes??

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway

I've never needed to lie to get laid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats the biggest lie you ever told to get laid?....btw ladies. ..this includes you! !

I played on the Ireland u21 rugby team

Lol you little shit

:-...D......oops?

It worked but the secerts out now

You're over 21s now though yes??

Yup I'm just taking a sabbatical hence why I'm not playing on the team atm

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By *ammerandthongsCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Whats the biggest lie you ever told to get laid?....btw ladies. ..this includes you! !

I played on the Ireland u21 rugby team

Lol you little shit

:-...D......oops?

It worked but the secerts out now

Lol one of my mates got caught with a lie like that.

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

the biggest lie ive told is " I love you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the biggest lie ive told is " I love you"

Haha I just spat my tea out hehe brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lies make baby Jesus cry, so of course I approve.

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"the biggest lie ive told is " I love you"

Haha I just spat my tea out hehe brilliant

who hasn't lied about that ?

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"the biggest lie ive told is " I love you"

Haha I just spat my tea out hehe brilliant

who hasn't lied about that ?

I'll hold my hands up,, but I was 14 at the time,, he still dumped me though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Paul O Connells brother.

Night of the one of Heineken cup final. And I was in Limerick.

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By *auraxxWoman
over a year ago

east

I think this could really go somewhere...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"the biggest lie ive told is " I love you"

Haha I just spat my tea out hehe brilliant

who hasn't lied about that ?

I'll hold my hands up,, but I was 14 at the time,, he still dumped me though

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.....you were getting laid at 14?.... go girl !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm Paul O Connells brother.

Night of the one of Heineken cup final. And I was in Limerick. "

You don't even look like any of pauls brothers ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was out in Dublin with my buddy and I got talking to a guy that I really fancied so I put a foreign accent on to have a laugh and sound a bit more interesting but the joke went too far and I had to stay in Portuguese character for the night to the amusement of my mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm Paul O Connells brother.

Night of the one of Heineken cup final. And I was in Limerick.

You don't even look like any of pauls brothers ffs "
apparently I look like him though.... I don't see it. .. I didn't give a fuck. She said it... I agreed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm Paul O Connells brother.

Night of the one of Heineken cup final. And I was in Limerick.

You don't even look like any of pauls brothers ffs apparently I look like him though.... I don't see it. .. I didn't give a fuck. She said it... I agreed. "

Actual I've never seen you so I can't say that

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"the biggest lie ive told is " I love you"

Haha I just spat my tea out hehe brilliant

who hasn't lied about that ?

I'll hold my hands up,, but I was 14 at the time,, he still dumped me though

.....you were getting laid at 14?.... go girl !!!"

Tut tut... About saying I love you....

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"the biggest lie ive told is " I love you"

Haha I just spat my tea out hehe brilliant

who hasn't lied about that ?

I'll hold my hands up,, but I was 14 at the time,, he still dumped me though

.....you were getting laid at 14?.... go girl !!!

Tut tut... About saying I love you....

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.....backtracking furiously. ..

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"the biggest lie ive told is " I love you"

Haha I just spat my tea out hehe brilliant

who hasn't lied about that ?

I'll hold my hands up,, but I was 14 at the time,, he still dumped me though

.....you were getting laid at 14?.... go girl !!!

Tut tut... About saying I love you....

.....backtracking furiously. ..

Did ye read the comments lol

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

Its not you its me

But really it was clearly her by about 100 miles

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

"I'm Paul O Connells brother.

Night of the one of Heineken cup final. And I was in Limerick.

You don't even look like any of pauls brothers ffs apparently I look like him though.... I don't see it. .. I didn't give a fuck. She said it... I agreed. "

Not really a lie thats just agreeing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really a lie thats just agreeing."
thank you for that insightful observation.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"the biggest lie ive told is " I love you"

Haha I just spat my tea out hehe brilliant

who hasn't lied about that ?

I'll hold my hands up,, but I was 14 at the time,, he still dumped me though

.....you were getting laid at 14?.... go girl !!!

Tut tut... About saying I love you....

.....backtracking furiously. ..

Did ye read the comments lol "
.....im missing something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need a new lie now

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

Not really a lie thats just agreeing.thank you for that insightful observation. "

very welcome bambam

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

I was 18 and was snogging a girl I went to school with in local club,I could feel it wasn't going to go much further so I told her I was emigrating to the states the following monday thinkin she'd jump me for old times sake. She didnt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was 18 and was snogging a girl I went to school with in local club,I could feel it wasn't going to go much further so I told her I was emigrating to the states the following monday thinkin she'd jump me for old times sake. She didnt"

You mean you're not emigrating next month either!??

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

You mean you're not emigrating next month either!??

its still working after all these years

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"I'm Paul O Connells brother.

Night of the one of Heineken cup final. And I was in Limerick. "

That was you!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've always really like you and always wanted to be with you...

Which led to

Kisses

I swear it was you I always wanted

Which led to

Taking our clothes off

I can't believe this is happening I think your amazing

Which led to

A right good ride

Never went back though I guess I just didn't really like her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm Paul O Connells brother.

Night of the one of Heineken cup final. And I was in Limerick.

That was you!!!

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the only other lie I told you that night was... id call you

everything else was true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't have to tell any lies to get Laid

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I didn't have to tell any lies to get Laid

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.....not quite what we're looking for......next. .( shouts to corner of darkened stage)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didn't have to tell any lies to get Laid

laid or thee Laid lol

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By *irst officerMan
over a year ago

Naas

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"I didn't have to tell any lies to get Laid

of course you dont you just have to txt me

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"I didn't have to tell any lies to get Laid

.....not quite what we're looking for......next. .( shouts to corner of darkened stage)

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By *razy-CplCouple
over a year ago

and surrounding areas

"I didn't have to tell any lies to get Laid

haha lol

mr crazy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I didn't have to tell any lies to get Laid

.....not quite what we're looking for......next. .( shouts to corner of darkened stage)

i have noticed that you started a thread but never told us the biggest lie you told ?? maybe you should take part in your own thread rather than trying to make people follow some sort of rules that we have to stay on topic "
.....are you with the forum police? ... I wasn't aware I was trying to make anyone stay on topic?.. I am actually taking part in the thread. .any other criticisms. ..is it ok if we continue having fun?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didn't have to tell any lies to get Laid

of course you dont you just have to txt me

*grabs phone*

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"I didn't have to tell any lies to get Laid

.....not quite what we're looking for......next. .( shouts to corner of darkened stage)

i have noticed that you started a thread but never told us the biggest lie you told ?? maybe you should take part in your own thread rather than trying to make people follow some sort of rules that we have to stay on topic .....are you with the forum police? ... I wasn't aware I was trying to make anyone stay on topic?.. I am actually taking part in the thread. .any other criticisms. ..is it ok if we continue having fun? "

well stating not what we are looking for and next. kind of does appear to be keeping the thread on topic just like the other thread where people had to follow your rules of a forum game ? no other criticisms

what's the biggest lie you ever told ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I didn't have to tell any lies to get Laid

.....not quite what we're looking for......next. .( shouts to corner of darkened stage)

i have noticed that you started a thread but never told us the biggest lie you told ?? maybe you should take part in your own thread rather than trying to make people follow some sort of rules that we have to stay on topic .....are you with the forum police? ... I wasn't aware I was trying to make anyone stay on topic?.. I am actually taking part in the thread. .any other criticisms. ..is it ok if we continue having fun?

what's the biggest lie you ever told ?"
....listen. ..if your just on to whinge. ...Please do it elsewhere. ....not really interested in your nit picking. ...you know what they say...if you don't like the thread. ..move along. ..mabye you could start one of your own? ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My brother played for a pretty big sports club and was recognised a lot

We are very alike so I used to get mistaken for him

"Hi do u play for ******"

Ya that's me but don't go shouting my it I'm just looking for a quiet night

Worked everytime

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By *s. AppletreeWoman
over a year ago

curtain twitching sleepy village

I'm not a slut .....

lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not a slut .....

lol"
....ahem. .how did that go for you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not a slut .....

lol"
....ahem. .how did that go for you?

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"I didn't have to tell any lies to get Laid

.....not quite what we're looking for......next. .( shouts to corner of darkened stage)

i have noticed that you started a thread but never told us the biggest lie you told ?? maybe you should take part in your own thread rather than trying to make people follow some sort of rules that we have to stay on topic .....are you with the forum police? ... I wasn't aware I was trying to make anyone stay on topic?.. I am actually taking part in the thread. .any other criticisms. ..is it ok if we continue having fun?

what's the biggest lie you ever told ?....listen. ..if your just on to whinge. ...Please do it elsewhere. ....not really interested in your nit picking. ...you know what they say...if you don't like the thread. ..move along. ..mabye you could start one of your own? ...."

who's nit picking ? i just stated something. and i can comment on a thread if i want to. i could take it off on a tangent as long as i stay within the forum rules...

i also see you still havnt told us your biggest lie ??

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By *s. AppletreeWoman
over a year ago

curtain twitching sleepy village

"I didn't have to tell any lies to get Laid

.....not quite what we're looking for......next. .( shouts to corner of darkened stage)

i have noticed that you started a thread but never told us the biggest lie you told ?? maybe you should take part in your own thread rather than trying to make people follow some sort of rules that we have to stay on topic .....are you with the forum police? ... I wasn't aware I was trying to make anyone stay on topic?.. I am actually taking part in the thread. .any other criticisms. ..is it ok if we continue having fun?

who's nit picking ? i just stated something. and i can comment on a thread if i want to. i could take it off on a tangent as long as i stay within the forum rules...

i also see you still havnt told us your biggest lie ??

Sensing some serious sexual tension .....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You were fantastic

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By *s. AppletreeWoman
over a year ago

curtain twitching sleepy village

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didn't have to tell any lies to get Laid

.....not quite what we're looking for......next. .( shouts to corner of darkened stage)

i have noticed that you started a thread but never told us the biggest lie you told ?? maybe you should take part in your own thread rather than trying to make people follow some sort of rules that we have to stay on topic .....are you with the forum police? ... I wasn't aware I was trying to make anyone stay on topic?.. I am actually taking part in the thread. .any other criticisms. ..is it ok if we continue having fun?

who's nit picking ? i just stated something. and i can comment on a thread if i want to. i could take it off on a tangent as long as i stay within the forum rules...

i also see you still havnt told us your biggest lie ??

Sensing some serious sexual tension .....lol"

I'll help laid out tomorrow but casey and/or keith are on their own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not a slut .....

lol"

I would of believed you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I didn't have to tell any lies to get Laid

.....not quite what we're looking for......next. .( shouts to corner of darkened stage)

i have noticed that you started a thread but never told us the biggest lie you told ?? maybe you should take part in your own thread rather than trying to make people follow some sort of rules that we have to stay on topic .....are you with the forum police? ... I wasn't aware I was trying to make anyone stay on topic?.. I am actually taking part in the thread. .any other criticisms. ..is it ok if we continue having fun?

who's nit picking ? i just stated something. and i can comment on a thread if i want to. i could take it off on a tangent as long as i stay within the forum rules...

i also see you still havnt told us your biggest lie ??

Sensing some serious sexual tension .....lol

I'll help laid out tomorrow but casey and/or keith are on their own

"
.....There you go....quoting rules. Sensing serious sexual tension. ?..ffs.....I wasn't sure why we had you blocked. ...I am now..comment away. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never lied to have sex but have lied to not have sex with the classic I've a migraine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didn't have to tell any lies to get Laid

.....not quite what we're looking for......next. .( shouts to corner of darkened stage)

i have noticed that you started a thread but never told us the biggest lie you told ?? maybe you should take part in your own thread rather than trying to make people follow some sort of rules that we have to stay on topic .....are you with the forum police? ... I wasn't aware I was trying to make anyone stay on topic?.. I am actually taking part in the thread. .any other criticisms. ..is it ok if we continue having fun?

who's nit picking ? i just stated something. and i can comment on a thread if i want to. i could take it off on a tangent as long as i stay within the forum rules...

i also see you still havnt told us your biggest lie ??

^5 bud

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By *llie8Man
over a year ago

ask and I might tell ya

"You were fantastic

Really?...Annie?...how could you...I'm hurt...

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By *llie8Man
over a year ago

ask and I might tell ya

"I'm not a slut .....

lol....ahem. .how did that go for you?

Yeah. ..I believed her..dooh!

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By *llie8Man
over a year ago

ask and I might tell ya

"the biggest lie ive told is " I love you"

I told a girl they were just words once and didn't mean anything. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Told a girl I didnt have syphilis

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