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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Where was the worst place you were caught having sex???

Mine was when I was 20 I was at a good friends sisters 21th birthday party I was seeing her a few weeks.. At the end of the night I ended up in her room we finally got down to the dirty stuff and in the middle of the ride her mother called her name and "what are you doing" to where we turned around her mother was in the room looking at us and stormed outta the room... The girl went after her I did not know what to do so I jumped out the window and ran down the road only for 5 minutes later her younger brother came down the road in the car picked me up and brought me back to the house for breakfast with everyone that was there AWKWARD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gave my ex a threesome for his 21st! assuming everyone was asleep! we got down n dirty! while I was down on the girl his mum walked in! I didn't lift my head from under the blanket lol breakfast time was a lil awkward to say the least lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"gave my ex a threesome for his 21st! assuming everyone was asleep! we got down n dirty! while I was down on the girl his mum walked in! I didn't lift my head from under the blanket lol breakfast time was a lil awkward to say the least lol"

Nice 21th present all I got was a card with 21 euro in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your a gas man

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

Back of my car, leg's dangling outside. The car parked up outside a graveyard. Broad daylight. Sunday afternoon. Going for the big O with herself and we get a knock on the window. Grounds keeper willie 80ish not sure how he didnt keel over. Myself and the ex just lied there laughing our heads off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flashing blue lights. Torch light in the face. Guess somebody called them!!

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By *addy36Man
over a year ago

Mayo

Back seat of my car with an American girl I just met by the guards,he came over to the car and I opened the door an said hello,he just looked past me and asked her was she ok to which she replied gosh yeah I'm good real good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"gave my ex a threesome for his 21st! assuming everyone was asleep! we got down n dirty! while I was down on the girl his mum walked in! I didn't lift my head from under the blanket lol breakfast time was a lil awkward to say the least lol"

All I got was a key for my 21st

Maybe it was meant to open a door somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caught by my ex girlfriend. Her mum was on top of me boucning up and down girlfriend stormed lut her mum didnt stop

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Back of my car, leg's dangling outside. The car parked up outside a graveyard. Broad daylight. Sunday afternoon. Going for the big O with herself and we get a knock on the window. Grounds keeper willie 80ish not sure how he didnt keel over. Myself and the ex just lied there laughing our heads off."

People have being arrested for less

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick


"Back of my car, leg's dangling outside. The car parked up outside a graveyard. Broad daylight. Sunday afternoon. Going for the big O with herself and we get a knock on the window. Grounds keeper willie 80ish not sure how he didnt keel over. Myself and the ex just lied there laughing our heads off.

People have being arrested for less "

Id have only loved to have been thrown into back of squad car could have done with an audience lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where was the worst place you were caught having sex???

Mine was when I was 20 I was at a good friends sisters 21th birthday party I was seeing her a few weeks.. At the end of the night I ended up in her room we finally got down to the dirty stuff and in the middle of the ride her mother called her name and "what are you doing" to where we turned around her mother was in the room looking at us and stormed outta the room... The girl went after her I did not know what to do so I jumped out the window and ran down the road only for 5 minutes later her younger brother came down the road in the car picked me up and brought me back to the house for breakfast with everyone that was there AWKWARD"

Lol!"Do you want more sausage there?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where was the worst place you were caught having sex???

Mine was when I was 20 I was at a good friends sisters 21th birthday party I was seeing her a few weeks.. At the end of the night I ended up in her room we finally got down to the dirty stuff and in the middle of the ride her mother called her name and "what are you doing" to where we turned around her mother was in the room looking at us and stormed outta the room... The girl went after her I did not know what to do so I jumped out the window and ran down the road only for 5 minutes later her younger brother came down the road in the car picked me up and brought me back to the house for breakfast with everyone that was there AWKWARD

Lol!"Do you want more sausage there?""

Quickest breakfast I ever ate... I ended up having to stay there an hour for a lift home I wasn't able to look her mother in the eye.. Well she did see my hairy arse

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

I was 18 and went back to my then gfs house after a club to sleep on couch. Majorly pissed. Ended up in her bedroom,beside her parents room, and what followed was the loudest nastiest fuckin you could imagine. We shook the house. Her mother hammered at the door screaming and her father threw me out and gave me a box on the ear on the way. She was the baby of the family and her parents were getting bit elderly. Feel bad about it now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was 18 and went back to my then gfs house after a club to sleep on couch. Majorly pissed. Ended up in her bedroom,beside her parents room, and what followed was the loudest nastiest fuckin you could imagine. We shook the house. Her mother hammered at the door screaming and her father threw me out and gave me a box on the ear on the way. She was the baby of the family and her parents were getting bit elderly. Feel bad about it now. "

Ha ha that's so funny... At least I tried to keep it quite..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my bedroom, with my right hand, by my mum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In my bedroom, with my right hand, by my mum"

Always lock the door

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick


"In my bedroom, with my right hand, by my mum

Always lock the door "

Use the loo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In my bedroom, with my right hand, by my mum

Always lock the door

Use the loo"

Don't forget to wash your hands

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick


"In my bedroom, with my right hand, by my mum

Always lock the door

Use the loo

Don't forget to wash your hands "

Before and after.

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city


"Caught by my ex girlfriend. Her mum was on top of me boucning up and down girlfriend stormed lut her mum didnt stop"

Do u think youse will get back together again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"gave my ex a threesome for his 21st! assuming everyone was asleep! we got down n dirty! while I was down on the girl his mum walked in! I didn't lift my head from under the blanket lol breakfast time was a lil awkward to say the least lol"

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"Caught by my ex girlfriend. Her mum was on top of me boucning up and down girlfriend stormed lut her mum didnt stop"

I guess that's why she's your ex

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Caught by my ex girlfriend. Her mum was on top of me boucning up and down girlfriend stormed lut her mum didnt stop

I guess that's why she's your ex "

I wonder is he still with the mother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex and I were at the pub and on the way back we were discussing what we were going to do when we get back to the gaff. All hot and horny we had sex as soon as we got inside the front door of her gaff on the hall floor. Her housemate came back opened the front door, smacking me on the head with it. Talk about the lump on my head the next day. Ouch! that was probably the worst

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"Caught by my ex girlfriend. Her mum was on top of me boucning up and down girlfriend stormed lut her mum didnt stop

I guess that's why she's your ex

I wonder is he still with the mother "

And the girlfriend could be his step daughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh ex straight awy after that but did meet the mum a few times after that or right

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"Oh ex straight awy after that but did meet the mum a few times after that or right "

You've made my day reading your story ye dirty mare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh ex straight awy after that but did meet the mum a few times after that or right

You've made my day reading your story ye dirty mare "
but shur was the harm meeting the mama after. I was dumped there was no going back lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh ex straight awy after that but did meet the mum a few times after that or right

You've made my day reading your story ye dirty mare but shur was the harm meeting the mama after. I was dumped there was no going back lol "

We could have own version of the Jeremy Kyle show

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By *rian78Man
over a year ago

navan

I was in athy at a festival and decided to fold down seats in the back of a mk2 golf and sleep in the boot, next morning was beautiful and sunny opened the boot and was shagging away no covers and could just hear HELLO HELLO and when i looked up there was 2 women and a load of teenagers looking at us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was in athy at a festival and decided to fold down seats in the back of a mk2 golf and sleep in the boot, next morning was beautiful and sunny opened the boot and was shagging away no covers and could just hear HELLO HELLO and when i looked up there was 2 women and a load of teenagers looking at us "

Still giggling at this.....bet u made their day!!

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By *rian78Man
over a year ago

navan


"I was in athy at a festival and decided to fold down seats in the back of a mk2 golf and sleep in the boot, next morning was beautiful and sunny opened the boot and was shagging away no covers and could just hear HELLO HELLO and when i looked up there was 2 women and a load of teenagers looking at us

Still giggling at this.....bet u made their day!!"

And probaly still talking about it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was in athy at a festival and decided to fold down seats in the back of a mk2 golf and sleep in the boot, next morning was beautiful and sunny opened the boot and was shagging away no covers and could just hear HELLO HELLO and when i looked up there was 2 women and a load of teenagers looking at us

Still giggling at this.....bet u made their day!!

And probaly still talking about it "

I bet you knew they were there all along

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We used to live on a unfinished estate so when we were both living at home we used to use the back gardens of a few of the uninhabited houses for a bit of fun .On the cold nights mags used to join me in my oversized hoody so we could get nice and warm and close! One night mid fondle the owner of the house walked around to check on the property mags ducked her head into the hoody leaving me to nod awkwardly at the owner.he apologized and kept walking around the back as we did this awkward penguin walk in the hoody towards the front of the house before mags could get out! We relocated to another garden soon after!!

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick


"We used to live on a unfinished estate so when we were both living at home we used to use the back gardens of a few of the uninhabited houses for a bit of fun .On the cold nights mags used to join me in my oversized hoody so we could get nice and warm and close! One night mid fondle the owner of the house walked around to check on the property mags ducked her head into the hoody leaving me to nod awkwardly at the owner.he apologized and kept walking around the back as we did this awkward penguin walk in the hoody towards the front of the house before mags could get out! We relocated to another garden soon after!!"

Ever go back to the estate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We used to live on a unfinished estate so when we were both living at home we used to use the back gardens of a few of the uninhabited houses for a bit of fun .On the cold nights mags used to join me in my oversized hoody so we could get nice and warm and close! One night mid fondle the owner of the house walked around to check on the property mags ducked her head into the hoody leaving me to nod awkwardly at the owner.he apologized and kept walking around the back as we did this awkward penguin walk in the hoody towards the front of the house before mags could get out! We relocated to another garden soon after!!"
looking at mags pics bet he was envious and morto walking away with a boner

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By *corpion123Man
over a year ago

donegal


"gave my ex a threesome for his 21st! assuming everyone was asleep! we got down n dirty! while I was down on the girl his mum walked in! I didn't lift my head from under the blanket lol breakfast time was a lil awkward to say the least lol"
your ex was one lucky man!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We used to live on a unfinished estate so when we were both living at home we used to use the back gardens of a few of the uninhabited houses for a bit of fun .On the cold nights mags used to join me in my oversized hoody so we could get nice and warm and close! One night mid fondle the owner of the house walked around to check on the property mags ducked her head into the hoody leaving me to nod awkwardly at the owner.he apologized and kept walking around the back as we did this awkward penguin walk in the hoody towards the front of the house before mags could get out! We relocated to another garden soon after!!"

PMSL that's brilliant

What was he apologising for was his house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and girl were doing the good old local country park walk. The evening was getting duller nobody about, found (what we thought was) a great spot to have a bit of fun.taking her doggy over a rock we were in a world of our own. We heard a cough only to see a couple walking on a path we hadn't noticed through the trees. Needless to say there was a bit embarrassment.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me and girl were doing the good old local country park walk. The evening was getting duller nobody about, found (what we thought was) a great spot to have a bit of fun.taking her doggy over a rock we were in a world of our own. We heard a cough only to see a couple walking on a path we hadn't noticed through the trees. Needless to say there was a bit embarrassment. "

Just a little bit id say...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We were going at it one night in the house the next day our friend who does deliveries passed comment how it is amazing what you can see in people's windows at night with a little smile and then comment he delivered to neighbours night before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting caught!! Too good for that crack!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We were going at it one night in the house the next day our friend who does deliveries passed comment how it is amazing what you can see in people's windows at night with a little smile and then comment he delivered to neighbours night before "

The peeping tom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lots..once we were fucking in mrs` house..while her mom was sleeping in the next room..she saw us while i was having mrs missionary

another by her brother but was only a video..but was very slutty with a cream pie :D..and he almost caught us many times where i had to hide in her bedroom when he got back early :P..

donno why but whenever we are in our family`s houses we love to get kinki..but wait we always love to get kinki :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

very easy answer.

an ex of mine about 10 years ago at her grannys house. i had her lying over the table me sitting on chair and her legs wrapped around my shoulders and my tongue deep inside when the granny came in. we thought she was away until later and her response was priceless. jenny once yas are done can ya set the table for tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"lots..once we were fucking in mrs` house..while her mom was sleeping in the next room..she saw us while i was having mrs missionary

another by her brother but was only a video..but was very slutty with a cream pie :D..and he almost caught us many times where i had to hide in her bedroom when he got back early :P..

donno why but whenever we are in our family`s houses we love to get kinki..but wait we always love to get kinki :P"

Your lucky it wasn't the dad that saw ye moms stake these things a lot easier... Can't imagine the brother was 2 impressed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"very easy answer.

an ex of mine about 10 years ago at her grannys house. i had her lying over the table me sitting on chair and her legs wrapped around my shoulders and my tongue deep inside when the granny came in. we thought she was away until later and her response was priceless. jenny once yas are done can ya set the table for tea"

Granny's are the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

three week ago in a car park by a couple as we were fucking on the hood of the car we finished up and drove off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" three week ago in a car park by a couple as we were fucking on the hood of the car we finished up and drove off"

Ha ha well at least ya got to finish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On train from Berlin to Munich 20 years ago. Drinking vodka with buddy in corridor. 40/50 year old woman (we too young to know the difference) joined us for a drink. When bottle finished she grabbed my crotch, led we to the toilet, bent over the loo, lifted her skirt and shouted Raus, Raus! "Wah" I said when she turned around pulled my trousers down and backed into me, quite a few times. Suddenly the door, unlocked, opened ramming me forward into her and a male voice shouted "Marina is du" (lack of memory and German here). "Ja Kurt" she said, turned straightening her dress and said "danke". Opened door to red faced, 6'4", fat man/husband and walked out leaving me bollix out. They stormed up corridor arguing. I stood out and d*unkenly shouted " sppose a tresum isn't on then". And collapsed on the floor. Buddy found me soon after. Moral of story; never travel alone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" three week ago in a car park by a couple as we were fucking on the hood of the car we finished up and drove off

Ha ha well at least ya got to finish "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On train from Berlin to Munich 20 years ago. Drinking vodka with buddy in corridor. 40/50 year old woman (we too young to know the difference) joined us for a drink. When bottle finished she grabbed my crotch, led we to the toilet, bent over the loo, lifted her skirt and shouted Raus, Raus! "Wah" I said when she turned around pulled my trousers down and backed into me, quite a few times. Suddenly the door, unlocked, opened ramming me forward into her and a male voice shouted "Marina is du" (lack of memory and German here). "Ja Kurt" she said, turned straightening her dress and said "danke". Opened door to red faced, 6'4", fat man/husband and walked out leaving me bollix out. They stormed up corridor arguing. I stood out and d*unkenly shouted " sppose a tresum isn't on then". And collapsed on the floor. Buddy found me soon after. Moral of story; never travel alone!"

Brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Car park when I was 15. Getting down n dirty and in a deserted floor a car pulls in next to us.

The embarrassment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Car park when I was 15. Getting down n dirty and in a deserted floor a car pulls in next to us.

The embarrassment"

car park when you were 15.. you kinkyyy

xoxo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

South bound on the m1...back seat of a double decker bus coming home from dundalk

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"South bound on the m1...back seat of a double decker bus coming home from dundalk "

Now I would like that myself

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By *mgdaveMan
over a year ago

paisley

Fucking one of my customer she was all dressed up in sussies and crotchless panties I was fucking her so hard she loved to hear the sound of our bodies slamming together so much so that we never heard her husband coming home early we didn't know he was there until I had shot my load turned around and there he was needless to say I haven't had another job from them she told me later he was gutted he didn't know she wore such dirty undies thank fuck he never told ma missus

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"Fucking one of my customer she was all dressed up in sussies and crotchless panties I was fucking her so hard she loved to hear the sound of our bodies slamming together so much so that we never heard her husband coming home early we didn't know he was there until I had shot my load turned around and there he was needless to say I haven't had another job from them she told me later he was gutted he didn't know she wore such dirty undies thank fuck he never told ma missus "
result then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fucking one of my customer she was all dressed up in sussies and crotchless panties I was fucking her so hard she loved to hear the sound of our bodies slamming together so much so that we never heard her husband coming home early we didn't know he was there until I had shot my load turned around and there he was needless to say I haven't had another job from them she told me later he was gutted he didn't know she wore such dirty undies thank fuck he never told ma missus "

Bet you did'nt you charge him for the job either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mate took this one home to her house one night. ..she was a screamer. ....he was giving it good guns.....she was roaring! !!.. her dad put his head round the door. ..hair standing on him....teeth out. ..and said...would you shut your fuckin mouth. ..you have all in the house wakened. ...and left...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nina and I were in Donegal when we spotted an old graveyard, it was always a fantasy to fuck in a graveyard but never got a chance so when we saw this place we went for it....barely finished and dressed again when an old farmer came walking through with a herd of sheep....not exactly caught but very dammed close lol.....

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

In a car down a dark road on the back roads next of all seen these big lights a small bus drove down towards us there was a house at the back of us we couldn't see and they wer droppin a granny home on the bingo bus which was full and all the saw was are big White arses tryin to put are clothes back on in her garden basicly I was fuckin mortified

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