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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Come on in ladys and gents peeps and pervs sit around have a chat juke box in the corner the pool table is open to.The darts are behind counter.

Welcome to the Fab bar chat about anything u want but please have fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a Hendricks and tonic with a slice of cucumber and lots of ice...please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll have a Hendricks and tonic with a slice of cucumber and lots of ice...please! "

lol on its way take a seat.

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

A glass of chilled chardonnay and some chili nuts please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sauvignon Blanc please Biggles my friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a long island tea please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a job....I'd love to give darts to some here...

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

Jameson ginger ale and a slice of lime plz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sauvignon Blanc please Biggles my friend "

On the way to yea red hun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a job....I'd love to give darts to some here... "

I want you to serve me..... naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Miller please xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a job....I'd love to give darts to some here... "

pmsl ha ha ha be nice lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Miller please xx"

Same for me please..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A Miller please xx"

here u go seemore hun sit back and relax.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jameson ginger ale and a slice of lime plz"

sure can mate juke box in the corner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I put Metallica unforgiven II on the juke box if so sure I might as well stay for a pint of Guinness

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a job....I'd love to give darts to some here...

I want you to serve me..... naked "

stripping is for thursday nights ha ha.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

A Guinness for me biggles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I put Metallica unforgiven II on the juke box if so sure I might as well stay for a pint of Guinness "

work all tunes welcome my friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a bucket of ice please..... so the guys can cool down that sit next to me!!!!

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Jaysus youre fierce busy tonight biggles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A Guinness for me biggles"

Grand job cj here yea go buddy enjoy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sitting in the corner, watching the room, sipping slowly on my Miller, waiting to see if someone catches my eye..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jaysus youre fierce busy tonight biggles "

packed for a tuesday lol.

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

I'll have a large bottle of cider and what's all them stains on the pool table

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick


"Can I put Metallica unforgiven II on the juke box if so sure I might as well stay for a pint of Guinness "

\Metalica/ Rules

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll have a large bottle of cider and what's all them stains on the pool table"

ha ha ha ammm errr not sure there ha ha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a job....I'd love to give darts to some here...

I want you to serve me..... naked "

...would you like to see my credentials... Services with a smile where would you put my tip...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking hell few hot women in here tonight... Pour me another please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ah biggs honey can I have a very large glass of red wine please?

*collapses into the big squishy sofa next to the open fire... bliss*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a job....I'd love to give darts to some here...

I want you to serve me..... naked ...would you like to see my credentials... Services with a smile where would you put my tip... "

pmsl ha ha ha ha oh we have draft here low ha ha.

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

Morgans and ginger - oh, and some nuts too please. And whatever you're having yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have the barman please,-He's hot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fucking hell few hot women in here tonight... Pour me another please "

on the way boc.

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Morgan spice and lemonade please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ah biggs honey can I have a very large glass of red wine please?

*collapses into the big squishy sofa next to the open fire... bliss* "

yea sure can belle hun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have the barman please,-He's hot "

goldie behave lol. ha ha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morgan spice and lemonade please "

oh here yea go toxic enjoy.

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

You need extra staff,, the servicing is too slow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morgans and ginger - oh, and some nuts too please. And whatever you're having yourself "

why thank u very much lou i think i have a carlsberg lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sitting in the corner, watching the room, sipping slowly on my Miller, waiting to see if someone catches my eye.. "

Feck that... get in and enjoy yourself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You need extra staff,, the servicing is too slow "

jump behind there lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have the barman please,-He's hot

goldie behave lol. ha ha."

Where's the fun in that ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need a bucket of ice please..... so the guys can cool down that sit next to me!!!! "

ha ha a bucket it is lol.

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By *ockyXMan
over a year ago

Rathmines

hi can i have a vodka martini please shaken not stirred thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a job....I'd love to give darts to some here...

I want you to serve me..... naked ...would you like to see my credentials... Services with a smile where would you put my tip...

pmsl ha ha ha ha oh we have draft here low ha ha."

...ah you'll have to do something about the draught... I'm naked ffs... I could get a crik in my mickey..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"hi can i have a vodka martini please shaken not stirred thank you "

sure can Rocky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines a guiness bigsy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep pouring me Middleton till I pass out ya?

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"You need extra staff,, the servicing is too slow

jump behind there lol."

Can I jump up instead?

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By *racker jacks 30Woman
over a year ago

cork

I'll have a sex on the beach when ur ready kind sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wheres the loo Biggles....i need to change into something more comfortable, heat in here killing me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a job....I'd love to give darts to some here...

I want you to serve me..... naked ...would you like to see my credentials... Services with a smile where would you put my tip...

pmsl ha ha ha ha oh we have draft here low ha ha....ah you'll have to do something about the draught... I'm naked ffs... I could get a crik in my mickey.. "

If that happens first aid box is on the wall there beside the pool table lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh biggles, may I please have a southern comfort and White please, oh actually make it a double

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have the barman please,-He's hot

goldie behave lol. ha ha."

...the customer is always right

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll have a sex on the beach when ur ready kind sir "

Ohhh my kind of drink lol.

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By *ockyXMan
over a year ago

Rathmines

hi misteriousmel all ok for tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mines a guiness bigsy "

you certainly can do lol.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Someone stick a coin in the jutebox see can we get a few of these gals up on the bar shaking booty

Stick on another pint biggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a Jameson served. With a naked woman

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooooh biggles, may I please have a southern comfort and White please, oh actually make it a double "

and a double it is here have fun and enjoy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An awful roll on that pool table to the top left pocket....

Can ya sort that out mate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone stick a coin in the jutebox see can we get a few of these gals up on the bar shaking booty

Stick on another pint biggs"

pint on the way mate get that juke box going

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"Someone stick a coin in the jutebox see can we get a few of these gals up on the bar shaking booty

Stick on another pint biggs"

I'm on it like a car bonnet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a job....I'd love to give darts to some here...

I want you to serve me..... naked ...would you like to see my credentials... Services with a smile where would you put my tip...

pmsl ha ha ha ha oh we have draft here low ha ha....ah you'll have to do something about the draught... I'm naked ffs... I could get a crik in my mickey..

If that happens first aid box is on the wall there beside the pool table lol "

Feck.. I've got it wrong.

But the durex chewing gum is going out like crazy...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a Jameson served. With a naked woman"

here ould jim lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where is the pole?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where is the pole?

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

Can we smoke in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooh biggles, may I please have a southern comfort and White please, oh actually make it a double "

Oh I ll have one of those also please Biggles,it's been awhile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a job....I'd love to give darts to some here...

I want you to serve me..... naked ...would you like to see my credentials... Services with a smile where would you put my tip... "

I'm still waiting on the ice....... tips received at end of night........ . If your good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hi misteriousmel all ok for tomorrow"

All ready to go

Looking forward to it.... hiccup

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooooh biggles, may I please have a southern comfort and White please, oh actually make it a double

Oh I ll have one of those also please Biggles,it's been awhile "

ha ha only if ur good goldie.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can we smoke in here"

beer garden out the back mate.

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

The lads should do a full monty dance as lowland is naked already

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

good crowd in tonight

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By *ockyXMan
over a year ago

Rathmines

you have to give tip to a barman up front first . to get extra good service hint hint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I'll join red with a vino please biggles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"good crowd in tonight"

great crowd in busty i mean busy for a tuesday nite lol.

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By *ockyXMan
over a year ago

Rathmines

cracking champions league game tonight real madrid 3 schalke 3

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen


"good crowd in tonight

great crowd in busty i mean busy for a tuesday nite lol."

it's busty too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"cracking champions league game tonight real madrid 3 schalke 3 "

yep a great game mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Mr.Biggles I know how you barmen luuuurve making cocktails, I'll have an Aviation please. *hands you recipe

Is the juke box working?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"good crowd in tonight

great crowd in busty i mean busy for a tuesday nite lol.

it's busty too "

it sure is lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love a cocktail please barman's choice..

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen


"Evening Mr.Biggles I know how you barmen luuuurve making cocktails, I'll have an Aviation please. *hands you recipe

Is the juke box working?"

stick on a bit of Suggs.....

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

Anyone for mixed doubles on the American pool table.

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By *auraxxWoman
over a year ago

east

Sure I'll get the bottle to share, Red please, Squish in beside Belle for a catch up x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we smoke in here

beer garden out the back mate."

Love it! Even the virtual bar is NO SMOKING.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooh biggles, may I please have a southern comfort and White please, oh actually make it a double

Oh I ll have one of those also please Biggles,it's been awhile

ha ha only if ur good goldie."

Oh I'm good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Mr.Biggles I know how you barmen luuuurve making cocktails, I'll have an Aviation please. *hands you recipe

Is the juke box working?"

Aviation on the way juke box should be fine if the lads havent broken it by headbanging lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooooh biggles, may I please have a southern comfort and White please, oh actually make it a double

Oh I ll have one of those also please Biggles,it's been awhile

ha ha only if ur good goldie.

Oh I'm good "

ha ha i find that hard to believe goldie ha ha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone for mixed doubles on the American pool table."

Change is on the table. *asks hubs what American pool is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sure I'll get the bottle to share, Red please, Squish in beside Belle for a catch up x"

of course yea can sub here yea go.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can we smoke in here

beer garden out the back mate.

Love it! Even the virtual bar is NO SMOKING."

pmsl very strict with the rules i am lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

dont forget ladys and gents they are also a tuesday night lock in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone for a game of 25... The women will probably want to play strip poker though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a Morgan's with orange and another cue please this ones not potting anything

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a Morgan's with orange and another cue please this ones not potting anything "

lol a morgans it there a bit of a slanty on the ould pool table.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The lads should do a full monty dance as lowland is naked already "
...cue the hot chocolate on the jukebox... "I believe in miracles"...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dont forget ladys and gents they are also a tuesday night lock in."

Mr69: Not gonna need it for the match, it's a cracker & it's nearly done. Come on Schalke! Pint please Biggles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone for a game of 25... The women will probably want to play strip poker though"
I've won already lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wee jemmy and water mr biggles please and what ever your having yourself

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen


"The lads should do a full monty dance as lowland is naked already ...cue the hot chocolate on the jukebox... "I believe in miracles"... "

it would need to be lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a Morgan's with orange and another cue please this ones not potting anything

lol a morgans it there a bit of a slanty on the ould pool table. "

lol could be the drink effecting the eyes lol

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"The lads should do a full monty dance as lowland is naked already ...cue the hot chocolate on the jukebox... "I believe in miracles"... "

Then you can shake what your momma gave ya to leave your hat on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"dont forget ladys and gents they are also a tuesday night lock in.

Mr69: Not gonna need it for the match, it's a cracker & it's nearly done. Come on Schalke! Pint please Biggles."

on the way mr 69 some game alrite.

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen


"The lads should do a full monty dance as lowland is naked already ...cue the hot chocolate on the jukebox... "I believe in miracles"...

Then you can shake what your momma gave ya to leave your hat on "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A wee jemmy and water mr biggles please and what ever your having yourself "

jemmy and water here mate ah sure i have an ould carlsberg thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a job....I'd love to give darts to some here...

I want you to serve me..... naked ...would you like to see my credentials... Services with a smile where would you put my tip...

I'm still waiting on the ice....... tips received at end of night........ . If your good."

..

TIME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... Have ye any homes to go to....I'm on a promise...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a Morgan's with orange and another cue please this ones not potting anything

lol a morgans it there a bit of a slanty on the ould pool table. lol could be the drink effecting the eyes lol"

i think it was me and the landlady called mavis on it lastnite giving it socks ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The lads should do a full monty dance as lowland is naked already "

I agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bingo must be over early tonight lot of auld ones in here some women to gossip pint there mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just finished work.....Biggles double Morgans and orange please and whatever you want huni

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"Bingo must be over early tonight lot of auld ones in here some women to gossip pint there mate "

I can see straight up your skirt there boc

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

We'll it's a good chat up line n u got a lot of people chatting to u. My name is Adrian good evening to all peeps out there.

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city


"We'll it's a good chat up line n u got a lot of people chatting to u. My name is Adrian good evening to all peeps out there. "

Hi Adrian ....your round

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just finished work.....Biggles double Morgans and orange please and whatever you want huni "

jaysis the ould captain is popular tonite lol thank u very much blondie i have a carlsberg.relax and enjoy.

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

hey Biggs.....can you make Porn Star Martinis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bingo must be over early tonight lot of auld ones in here some women to gossip pint there mate

I can see straight up your skirt there boc "

Ya see anything nice

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

MeL what's d story about tomorow lunchtime

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

My round what r u having Biggles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"hey Biggs.....can you make Porn Star Martinis?"

I canr lol but yea could always show me how he he he.(bighs is been a pervy barman tonite)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a job....I'd love to give darts to some here...

I want you to serve me..... naked ...would you like to see my credentials... Services with a smile where would you put my tip...

I'm still waiting on the ice....... tips received at end of night........ . If your good...

TIME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... Have ye any homes to go to....I'm on a promise... "

Ssshhh...

I'm not that easy!!!

Now go finish your shift.

I'll have another long island tea please

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"Bingo must be over early tonight lot of auld ones in here some women to gossip pint there mate

I can see straight up your skirt there boc

Ya see anything nice"

Good gracious great balls of fire

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My round what r u having Biggles "

cheers mate a carlbergs again please jaysis i be pissed before closen lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hey Biggs.....can you make Porn Star Martinis?"

Is that the one he stirs with his dipstick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooh biggles, may I please have a southern comfort and White please, oh actually make it a double

Oh I ll have one of those also please Biggles,it's been awhile

ha ha only if ur good goldie.

Oh I'm good

ha ha i find that hard to believe goldie ha ha."

Think you took that in the wrong context Biggles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still waiting for my cocktail Mr biggles or lowlandman

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"hey Biggs.....can you make Porn Star Martinis?

Is that the one he stirs with his dipstick? "

oh ha ha ha ha ha.

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

A nice pint of bud.

I don't care it's a school night.

And a packet of dry roasted peanuts. And put the music up please ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bingo must be over early tonight lot of auld ones in here some women to gossip pint there mate "

Charming !!

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over a year ago


"Ooooh biggles, may I please have a southern comfort and White please, oh actually make it a double

Oh I ll have one of those also please Biggles,it's been awhile

ha ha only if ur good goldie.

Oh I'm good

ha ha i find that hard to believe goldie ha ha.

Think you took that in the wrong context Biggles "

pmsl goldie ha ha ha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a Heineken. How is all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A nice pint of bud.

I don't care it's a school night.

And a packet of dry roasted peanuts. And put the music up please ...."

A pint it of bud it is lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone fancy joining me for a glass of Bucky? Lol

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen


"hey Biggs.....can you make Porn Star Martinis?

Is that the one he stirs with his dipstick? "

the very one

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Hey Biggs ring the bell there for the ladies to flash their boobs

Stick on another pint while ur down that end

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Still waiting for my cocktail Mr biggles or lowlandman "

ah here yea go ball hun have a goodone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"MeL what's d story about tomorow lunchtime "

Ever hear of discretion???

Won't be revealing anything in a packed bar.

Will pm you tomorrow as arranged

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey Biggs ring the bell there for the ladies to flash their boobs

Stick on another pint while ur down that end "

DING DING DING BONG the bells ringing now cj.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still waiting for my cocktail Mr biggles or lowlandman "

Sorry think Lowland s slightly distracted.............

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a Heineken. How is all "

All is grand inde and a heinie its is.

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen


"Hey Biggs ring the bell there for the ladies to flash their boobs

Stick on another pint while ur down that end "

I've been flashing mine all night......not one offer of a drink. I may cover them up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Biggles...Any chance of a stiff one I need one after all the shite goings on

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over a year ago


"Hey Biggs ring the bell there for the ladies to flash their boobs

Stick on another pint while ur down that end

I've been flashing mine all night......not one offer of a drink. I may cover them up "

spoil sport lol ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Biggles...Any chance of a stiff one I need one after all the shite goings on "

Ah stiffie it is lol (drink everyone) on the way.

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen


"Hey Biggs ring the bell there for the ladies to flash their boobs

Stick on another pint while ur down that end

I've been flashing mine all night......not one offer of a drink. I may cover them up

spoil sport lol ha ha ha "

I might have another drink first.....whaddya recommend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Biggles...Any chance of a stiff one I need one after all the shite goings on

Ah stiffie it is lol (drink everyone) on the way. "

You read my mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey Biggs ring the bell there for the ladies to flash their boobs

Stick on another pint while ur down that end

I've been flashing mine all night......not one offer of a drink. I may cover them up

spoil sport lol ha ha ha

I might have another drink first.....whaddya recommend? "

hmmm let me see how about the biggler lol.

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen


"Hey Biggs ring the bell there for the ladies to flash their boobs

Stick on another pint while ur down that end

I've been flashing mine all night......not one offer of a drink. I may cover them up

spoil sport lol ha ha ha

I might have another drink first.....whaddya recommend?

hmmm let me see how about the biggler lol."

sounds interesting.......gimme one of those

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Can I have a slow comfortable screw against the wall?.. The cocktail of course

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over a year ago


"Biggles...Any chance of a stiff one I need one after all the shite goings on

Ah stiffie it is lol (drink everyone) on the way.

You read my mind "

ha ha ha ha lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lets do shots. Line them up Mr Biggles please sir

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lets do shots. Line them up Mr Biggles please sir "

shots on the way and first ones are free.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Can I have a slow comfortable screw against the wall?.. The cocktail of course "

Haha no tails allowed only cock u want it u have to take it all

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Lets do shots. Line them up Mr Biggles please sir "

Mmmmmmm........on a school night too. Being lend astray

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lets do shots. Line them up Mr Biggles please sir "

Oh candy, I knew I loved ya

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Lets do shots. Line them up Mr Biggles please sir

Mmmmmmm........on a school night too. Being lend astray "

Not ur first time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who said shots? bottoms up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throw me on two pints of Heineken there!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Throw me on two pints of Heineken there!! "

two pints of heino it is mate.

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Lets do shots. Line them up Mr Biggles please sir

Mmmmmmm........on a school night too. Being lend astray

Not ur first time "

Lol.......being lead astray quite abit lately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who said shots? bottoms up!"

Me, or the shots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who said shots? bottoms up!

Me, or the shots. "

You always come first before the shots Candy

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"

Not ur first time

Lol.......being lead astray quite abit lately"

Its the company ur keeping dirty men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Throw me on two pints of Heineken there!!

two pints of heino it is mate. "

fuck it I doubt they'll last too long. Throw me on a third for good luck

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"

Not ur first time

Lol.......being lead astray quite abit lately

Its the company ur keeping dirty men "

But thats how i like my men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sure I'll get the bottle to share, Red please, Squish in beside Belle for a catch up x"

Always love chatting with my favourite girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue after shock with cola, please! Oh and piece of lemon..and don't forget straw

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By *obbie65Man
over a year ago

kildare

Will someone put money in the dukebox ffs - I need a dance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will someone put money in the dukebox ffs - I need a dance "

You made it!! Fancy a dance?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Blue after shock with cola, please! Oh and piece of lemon..and don't forget straw "

woops sorry was perving there lol ftershock was it here yea go.

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By *obbie65Man
over a year ago

kildare


"Will someone put money in the dukebox ffs - I need a dance

You made it!! Fancy a dance? "

Just in - let me get a drink - and wait for the slow ones.

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Drop the drinks for 5minutes guys and go fab sweetwhispers monkey pic!!! '

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blue after shock with cola, please! Oh and piece of lemon..and don't forget straw

woops sorry was perving there lol ftershock was it here yea go."

Thank you kind barmen

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