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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We've all gotten dumped, or refused or told no thanks at some stage.

What are the best or worst reasons or excuses you have got.

The ones I've got range from the infamous "it's not you it's me " to " my mother died"(she did but it was 2years after lol)....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only ever dumped once,the other 79 I just walked away from,a decision like that can't be left up to a female. .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The famous one is your a nice guy Its not u its just me I dont know what I want at the moment. .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're more like a brother to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're more like a brother to me

"

ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're more like a brother to me

"

Brother from another mother Bambino

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You talk to 2 many girls and I can't handle it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh I've heard of all of the above.... I particularly hate the 'It's not u it's me' excuse! Or the 'You've been with too many guys' If they like you enough, it shouldn't matter how many people you've been with before...... that's why I'm single and staying single and happy with my decision!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

At the tender age of fourteen I was dumped for another guy I was gutted my first love and she loved another. 34 years on we had make up sex and its true makeup sex is so much better, lying in the after glow she said hell I never should have dumped u still chart regularly and yes another steamy session is on the cards she says just to be sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its not you its me, I have to go away now for a very long time, no, there's no internet or phone signal. What? yeah antarctic, some sort of penguin rescue thing...cant talk about it....speak soon...

A smart arse sent me that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In fab world one guy told me (after a kissing session) " my dick isn't moving when I kiss you" fair enough came my reply and went my merrily way.

Then came the text informing me what he would like to do with me (sexually). When I reminded him about his dick he tells me " of course you turned me on. I just didnt want to give you a big head"

Delete and block instantly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In fab world one guy told me (after a kissing session) " my dick isn't moving when I kiss you" fair enough came my reply and went my merrily way.

Then came the text informing me what he would like to do with me (sexually). When I reminded him about his dick he tells me " of course you turned me on. I just didnt want to give you a big head"

Delete and block instantly."

I would be inclined to do the same if that was said to me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hubs told me once that a previous GF ran him over after he dumped her. I never really believed him and it turns out my gut instinct was right. I met her once on a night out many years later so I asked her about it....she put anchovies on a homemade pizza for him and he dumped her over that! So she poured all his alcohol down the sink, so he took the pizza outside and threw it on her windscreen, so she ran him over. I knew there was more to it! Funny thing is, he loves anchovies now...

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Hubs told me once that a previous GF ran him over after he dumped her. I never really believed him and it turns out my gut instinct was right. I met her once on a night out many years later so I asked her about it....she put anchovies on a homemade pizza for him and he dumped her over that! So she poured all his alcohol down the sink, so he took the pizza outside and threw it on her windscreen, so she ran him over. I knew there was more to it! Funny thing is, he loves anchovies now..."

And throwing u over the bonnet of the car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Na not feeling the toes thing'

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

It's your Cock it's too big for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never been dumped lol....I do the dumping...but I am very nice about it..it's not you its me ..lol

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out


"Hubs told me once that a previous GF ran him over after he dumped her. I never really believed him and it turns out my gut instinct was right. I met her once on a night out many years later so I asked her about it....she put anchovies on a homemade pizza for him and he dumped her over that! So she poured all his alcohol down the sink, so he took the pizza outside and threw it on her windscreen, so she ran him over. I knew there was more to it! Funny thing is, he loves anchovies now..."

lol iv had an ex try to run me over too. . for going to the pub after work ( she was invited too but said no)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hubs told me once that a previous GF ran him over after he dumped her. I never really believed him and it turns out my gut instinct was right. I met her once on a night out many years later so I asked her about it....she put anchovies on a homemade pizza for him and he dumped her over that! So she poured all his alcohol down the sink, so he took the pizza outside and threw it on her windscreen, so she ran him over. I knew there was more to it! Funny thing is, he loves anchovies now...

lol iv had an ex try to run me over too. . for going to the pub after work ( she was invited too but said no) "

I wonder is there a hidden loophole in the law that states we are allowed to run yis over in certain circumstances!!! I'll have to look into it...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Never been dumped lol....I do the dumping...but I am very nice about it..it's not you its me ..lol"
..lmao... When the poor feckers knows it's not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's your Cock it's too big for me "

As we're all tired of a fab member constantly telling us he's a pilot were all tired too of hearing you have a big cock...

There's wayyyyyyy more to good sex than a big cock...Yawn...

Next!

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin


"It's your Cock it's too big for me

As we're all tired of a fab member constantly telling us he's a pilot were all tired too of hearing you have a big cock...

There's wayyyyyyy more to good sex than a big cock...Yawn...

Next! "

It was meant as a joke......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's your Cock it's too big for me

As we're all tired of a fab member constantly telling us he's a pilot were all tired too of hearing you have a big cock...

There's wayyyyyyy more to good sex than a big cock...Yawn...

Next! "

I'm sorry Wilder you know I love you but I can't stop laughing at this

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