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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Share your funny food sex experiences......

Mine was when a banana snapped, a portion in his hand and the rest inside me.

Poor guy felt like a surgeon trying to remove it.

Banana was still thoroughly devoured!!!!

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple
over a year ago

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I've heard of banana splits but that just takes it to a new level

Tina

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've heard of banana splits but that just takes it to a new level

Tina

Lol I've learnt only use "hard" unripe bananas

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By *obbie65Man
over a year ago

kildare

Mel - Did I ever tell you about my asparagus story ?

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple
over a year ago

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"I've heard of banana splits but that just takes it to a new level

Tina

Lol I've learnt only use "hard" unripe bananas

I'm sorry but I'm pmsl imagining the look on the guys face when it snapped

Personally had no food hiccups of that sort myself,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've heard of banana splits but that just takes it to a new level

Tina

Lol I've learnt only use "hard" unripe bananas

I'm sorry but I'm pmsl imagining the look on the guys face when it snapped

Personally had no food hiccups of that sort myself, "

Thankfully the guy enjoyed been a surgeon and devouring the banana.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mel - Did I ever tell you about my asparagus story ?"

I'm not sure. It's been a while.

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple
over a year ago

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"I've heard of banana splits but that just takes it to a new level

Tina

Lol I've learnt only use "hard" unripe bananas

I'm sorry but I'm pmsl imagining the look on the guys face when it snapped

Personally had no food hiccups of that sort myself,

Thankfully the guy enjoyed been a surgeon and devouring the banana.

I'll bet he did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was tempted to have fun with an egg... Until I saw its yoke....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Was tempted to have fun with an egg... Until I saw its yoke....

That would be messy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was tempted to have fun with an egg... Until I saw its yoke....

That would be messy

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...couldn't find any swedes either but something will turnip....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love naughty food sex so one night a meet decided to bring strawberries and cream,strawberries were inserted and cream on top...

NOT!!!

I repeat

NOT!!!

A good idea when there's white sheets in a hotel room...

It looked like hannibal came to stay the night!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Was tempted to have fun with an egg... Until I saw its yoke....

That would be messy

...couldn't find any swedes either but something will turnip....

Maybe a Kiwi? If you can FIGure it out.!!

Bean a while!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love naughty food sex so one night a meet decided to bring strawberries and cream,strawberries were inserted and cream on top...

NOT!!!

I repeat

NOT!!!

A good idea when there's white sheets in a hotel room...

It looked like hannibal came to stay the night!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was tempted to have fun with an egg... Until I saw its yoke....

That would be messy

...couldn't find any swedes either but something will turnip....

Maybe a Kiwi? If you can FIGure it out.!!

Bean a while!!"
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I'm not really into much in the southern hemisphere... Wouldn't like to be has bean either... Suppose I could figure it out with a pencil...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Was tempted to have fun with an egg... Until I saw its yoke....

That would be messy

...couldn't find any swedes either but something will turnip....

Maybe a Kiwi? If you can FIGure it out.!!

Bean a while!!.

I'm not really into much in the southern hemisphere... Wouldn't like to be has bean either... Suppose I could figure it out with a pencil...

Mmmm a pencil? Sharp and pointedly. Is that your CU cum ber??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love naughty food sex so one night a meet decided to bring strawberries and cream,strawberries were inserted and cream on top...

NOT!!!

I repeat

NOT!!!

A good idea when there's white sheets in a hotel room...

It looked like hannibal came to stay the night!!

"
dear god that image is stuck in my head now

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

Can't wait to use an easter egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was tempted to have fun with an egg... Until I saw its yoke....

That would be messy

...couldn't find any swedes either but something will turnip....

Maybe a Kiwi? If you can FIGure it out.!!

Bean a while!!.

I'm not really into much in the southern hemisphere... Wouldn't like to be has bean either... Suppose I could figure it out with a pencil...

Mmmm a pencil? Sharp and pointedly. Is that your CU cum ber??

"
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There has to be a way to aPeas the situation... As a marrow of fact I might be green but the idea is bananas..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Was tempted to have fun with an egg... Until I saw its yoke....

That would be messy

...couldn't find any swedes either but something will turnip....

Maybe a Kiwi? If you can FIGure it out.!!

Bean a while!!.

I'm not really into much in the southern hemisphere... Wouldn't like to be has bean either... Suppose I could figure it out with a pencil...

Mmmm a pencil? Sharp and pointedly. Is that your CU cum ber??

There has to be a way to aPeas the situation... As a marrow of fact I might be green but the idea is bananas..

Mmmm so CORNy....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was tempted to have fun with an egg... Until I saw its yoke....

That would be messy

...couldn't find any swedes either but something will turnip....

Maybe a Kiwi? If you can FIGure it out.!!

Bean a while!!.

I'm not really into much in the southern hemisphere... Wouldn't like to be has bean either... Suppose I could figure it out with a pencil...

Mmmm a pencil? Sharp and pointedly. Is that your CU cum ber??

There has to be a way to aPeas the situation... As a marrow of fact I might be green but the idea is bananas..

Mmmm so CORNy....

"
....could be a cereal killer...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Was tempted to have fun with an egg... Until I saw its yoke....

That would be messy

...couldn't find any swedes either but something will turnip....

Maybe a Kiwi? If you can FIGure it out.!!

Bean a while!!.

I'm not really into much in the southern hemisphere... Wouldn't like to be has bean either... Suppose I could figure it out with a pencil...

Mmmm a pencil? Sharp and pointedly. Is that your CU cum ber??

There has to be a way to aPeas the situation... As a marrow of fact I might be green but the idea is bananas..

Mmmm so CORNy....

....could be a cereal killer...

Especially if it goes Snap, Crackle and Pop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyway it's not a Cheerio...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyway it's not a Cheerio...

Good otherwise I'd have to go all Frostie. And I much prefer to be HONEY crunch...... all sweet n sticky!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyway it's not a Cheerio...

Good otherwise I'd have to go all Frostie. And I much prefer to be HONEY crunch...... all sweet n sticky!!"
...would you settle for a Crunchy Nut and a side order of sticky.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyway it's not a Cheerio...

Good otherwise I'd have to go all Frostie. And I much prefer to be HONEY crunch...... all sweet n sticky!!...would you settle for a Crunchy Nut and a side order of sticky.

Do I cum across as a woman that settles??

I do like a bit of nut though.

Nuts and sticky remind me of a snickers......lots of chewing!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyway it's not a Cheerio...

Good otherwise I'd have to go all Frostie. And I much prefer to be HONEY crunch...... all sweet n sticky!!...would you settle for a Crunchy Nut and a side order of sticky.

Do I cum across as a woman that settles??

I do like a bit of nut though.

Nuts and sticky remind me of a snickers......lots of chewing!!

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...give me a Twirl and I'll give you a Whole Nut....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyway it's not a Cheerio...

Good otherwise I'd have to go all Frostie. And I much prefer to be HONEY crunch...... all sweet n sticky!!...would you settle for a Crunchy Nut and a side order of sticky.

Do I cum across as a woman that settles??

I do like a bit of nut though.

Nuts and sticky remind me of a snickers......lots of chewing!!

...give me a Twirl and I'll give you a Whole Nut....

Will it take me to Mars? Or the Milky Way?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyway it's not a Cheerio...

Good otherwise I'd have to go all Frostie. And I much prefer to be HONEY crunch...... all sweet n sticky!!...would you settle for a Crunchy Nut and a side order of sticky.

Do I cum across as a woman that settles??

I do like a bit of nut though.

Nuts and sticky remind me of a snickers......lots of chewing!!

...give me a Twirl and I'll give you a Whole Nut....

Will it take me to Mars? Or the Milky Way?

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...try Galaxy.. But we'd have to start with a Star Bar...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyway it's not a Cheerio...

Good otherwise I'd have to go all Frostie. And I much prefer to be HONEY crunch...... all sweet n sticky!!...would you settle for a Crunchy Nut and a side order of sticky.

Do I cum across as a woman that settles??

I do like a bit of nut though.

Nuts and sticky remind me of a snickers......lots of chewing!!

...give me a Twirl and I'll give you a Whole Nut....

Will it take me to Mars? Or the Milky Way?

...try Galaxy.. But we'd have to start with a Star Bar...

So we remain on Topic?? Hope you won't Flake out on me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyway it's not a Cheerio...

Good otherwise I'd have to go all Frostie. And I much prefer to be HONEY crunch...... all sweet n sticky!!...would you settle for a Crunchy Nut and a side order of sticky.

Do I cum across as a woman that settles??

I do like a bit of nut though.

Nuts and sticky remind me of a snickers......lots of chewing!!

...give me a Twirl and I'll give you a Whole Nut....

Will it take me to Mars? Or the Milky Way?

...try Galaxy.. But we'd have to start with a Star Bar...

So we remain on Topic?? Hope you won't Flake out on me!!

"
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Me..never... Although I no longer have a Curly Wurly... You might fancy a Chomp...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyway it's not a Cheerio...

Good otherwise I'd have to go all Frostie. And I much prefer to be HONEY crunch...... all sweet n sticky!!...would you settle for a Crunchy Nut and a side order of sticky.

Do I cum across as a woman that settles??

I do like a bit of nut though.

Nuts and sticky remind me of a snickers......lots of chewing!!

...give me a Twirl and I'll give you a Whole Nut....

Will it take me to Mars? Or the Milky Way?

...try Galaxy.. But we'd have to start with a Star Bar...

So we remain on Topic?? Hope you won't Flake out on me!!

Me..never... Although I no longer have a Curly Wurly... You might fancy a Chomp...

Mmmm you are giving me the Munchies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm inclined to Revel in it...

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By *ammydubCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Cream egg! Seemed like a gud idea at the time just didn't think I was so hot inside so it melted before there are was a bite taken laodza fun tho

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm inclined to Revel in it...

Oh now your talking....... my favorite choc sweets.

You have me full now. Lol

Maybe a hole in the center to freshen things up?

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

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"Anyway it's not a Cheerio...

Good otherwise I'd have to go all Frostie. And I much prefer to be HONEY crunch...... all sweet n sticky!!...would you settle for a Crunchy Nut and a side order of sticky.

Do I cum across as a woman that settles??

I do like a bit of nut though.

Nuts and sticky remind me of a snickers......lots of chewing!!

...give me a Twirl and I'll give you a Whole Nut....

Will it take me to Mars? Or the Milky Way?

...try Galaxy.. But we'd have to start with a Star Bar...

So we remain on Topic?? Hope you won't Flake out on me!!

Me..never... Although I no longer have a Curly Wurly... You might fancy a Chomp...

Mmmm you are giving me the Munchies

Do u two work for cadburys

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyway it's not a Cheerio...

Good otherwise I'd have to go all Frostie. And I much prefer to be HONEY crunch...... all sweet n sticky!!...would you settle for a Crunchy Nut and a side order of sticky.

Do I cum across as a woman that settles??

I do like a bit of nut though.

Nuts and sticky remind me of a snickers......lots of chewing!!

...give me a Twirl and I'll give you a Whole Nut....

Will it take me to Mars? Or the Milky Way?

...try Galaxy.. But we'd have to start with a Star Bar...

So we remain on Topic?? Hope you won't Flake out on me!!

Me..never... Although I no longer have a Curly Wurly... You might fancy a Chomp...

Mmmm you are giving me the Munchies

Do u two work for cadburys"

Hopefully not..... there letting staff go........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm inclined to Revel in it...

Oh now your talking....... my favorite choc sweets.

You have me full now. Lol

Maybe a hole in the center to freshen things up?

"
...seeing as I'm a gentleman might I suggest a Polo....it's a hole with a mint around it...(other filling options available on request).....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyway it's not a Cheerio...

Good otherwise I'd have to go all Frostie. And I much prefer to be HONEY crunch...... all sweet n sticky!!...would you settle for a Crunchy Nut and a side order of sticky.

Do I cum across as a woman that settles??

I do like a bit of nut though.

Nuts and sticky remind me of a snickers......lots of chewing!!

...give me a Twirl and I'll give you a Whole Nut....

Will it take me to Mars? Or the Milky Way?

...try Galaxy.. But we'd have to start with a Star Bar...

So we remain on Topic?? Hope you won't Flake out on me!!

Me..never... Although I no longer have a Curly Wurly... You might fancy a Chomp...

Mmmm you are giving me the Munchies

Do u two work for cadburys

Hopefully not..... there letting staff go........"
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It's true although since I've stopped spray tanning I'm not getting confused with one of the oompah loompahs...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm inclined to Revel in it...

Oh now your talking....... my favorite choc sweets.

You have me full now. Lol

Maybe a hole in the center to freshen things up?

...seeing as I'm a gentleman might I suggest a Polo....it's a hole with a mint around it...(other filling options available on request).....

Excellent

Now I'm interested in the " other filling options"

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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm inclined to Revel in it...

Oh now your talking....... my favorite choc sweets.

You have me full now. Lol

Maybe a hole in the center to freshen things up?

...seeing as I'm a gentleman might I suggest a Polo....it's a hole with a mint around it...(other filling options available on request).....

Excellent

Now I'm interested in the " other filling options"

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Free feel..

Oops sorry Feel free to make contact for a private consultation as I'm limited in my options and may be subject to disqualification re."not getting the message "...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm inclined to Revel in it...

Oh now your talking....... my favorite choc sweets.

You have me full now. Lol

Maybe a hole in the center to freshen things up?

...seeing as I'm a gentleman might I suggest a Polo....it's a hole with a mint around it...(other filling options available on request).....

Excellent

Now I'm interested in the " other filling options"

Free feel..

Oops sorry Feel free to make contact for a private consultation as I'm limited in my options and may be subject to disqualification re."not getting the message "...

A private consultation is on the way.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Come on fabbers....

Were are your funny food sex experiences/ stories??

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