FabSwingers.com forum: sayings local to your dialect

By *owdyBooby OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

Post up any sayings or slang that is common to your area with translation in plain English. lets see if we can break down a few barriers and share the love.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post up any sayings or slang that is common to your area with translation in plain English. lets see if we can break down a few barriers and share the love."

That's what we are all here for Luke sharing the love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post up any sayings or slang that is common to your area with translation in plain English. lets see if we can break down a few barriers and share the love."

Sick as a plane to lourdes

I wouldn't give you the steam off me piss

The tide wouldn't take her out

mere I wantcha

you gomie

mon we get langers

you're ones got a face like a plasters radio

gis a fag will'a?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As far as I know, the word jellybag originated in drogheda.. you can put your thanks in writing to the mayor

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By *owdyBooby OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

Anyone else use 'feeding the pony'.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone else use 'feeding the pony'....."

If referring to to a good fingerbashing, then yes

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By *owdyBooby OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Anyone else use 'feeding the pony'.....

If referring to to a good fingerbashing, then yes

Feeding the pony is done very gently and lovingly no bashing required.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone else use 'feeding the pony'.....

If referring to to a good fingerbashing, then yes

Feeding the pony is done very gently and lovingly no bashing required.

Feed the pony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone else use 'feeding the pony'.....

If referring to to a good fingerbashing, then yes

Feeding the pony is done very gently and lovingly no bashing required.

Maybe I feed that pony a little more vigorously than some

Although now I have an image of me stuffing hay down a pony's throat.. not the imagery that was intended

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

he/she was fuller than the bingo bus

yer head's cut and bleeding sawdust

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By *aftdave1Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Post up any sayings or slang that is common to your area with translation in plain English. lets see if we can break down a few barriers and share the love."

I'm going checking on the wife's wedding present=I'm going to the loo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's no show pony but will do for rideing about the house

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

don't piss down my back and tell me its raining = don't try and pull the wool over my eyes

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

A dog with a hammer up its arse would do better....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suppose I should say

'Minus craic'

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By *ohnbi01Man
over a year ago

tipperary

My mother was a country woman from county limerick, she had some great one's.

He'd mind mice at a crossroads. Her nice way of describing a cute hoor.

He would put a cake from rolling. Used to describe a rotund person

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By *ohnbi01Man
over a year ago

tipperary

Fatty softy.... Never heard it used outside tipp. Used to describe the penis on the first rush of blood. Not flaccid and not erect.

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By *urious_91Man
over a year ago

city

"d'ya hear me lookin' at ya?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Yer tis' means 'Here it is' in pure Somerset.

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"I suppose I should say

'Minus craic'"

I love this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I suppose I should say

'Minus craic'

I love this."

I posted for your benefit

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

in my best dublin accent

story bud

ask me bollix

I will yeah

yer ma's on the game

I dont like the look of yours

I wouldn't ride her into battle

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway

"I wouldn't ride her into battle "

that has to be one of my favourite insults of all time! !

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"I wouldn't ride her into battle

that has to be one of my favourite insults of all time! !

my fav to end a bout of slagging is the yer ma's on the game

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway

"Go'way ya gowl" is another good one

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

""Go'way ya gowl" is another good one

or to really piss of a woman just call her a geebag lol

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By *addy36Man
over a year ago

Mayo

"I suppose I should say

'Minus craic'"

That be like she's as dry as a hobbyhorses hole

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By *owdyBooby OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Cuntin hure'in toerag"

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By *owdyBooby OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

""Go'way ya gowl" is another good one

or to really piss of a woman just call her a geebag lol "

Always wondered was gee country wide.

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

""Go'way ya gowl" is another good one

or to really piss of a woman just call her a geebag lol "

Lol I hate that word!!!

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway

""Go'way ya gowl" is another good one

or to really piss of a woman just call her a geebag lol

Lol I hate that word!!!

both words geebag and gowl make me giggle

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway

""Cuntin hure'in toerag" "

That's just cuntish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could post a thread dedicated to limericks slang we've so much

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By *owdyBooby OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

Cushty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feeking the bures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's a face like a bulldog licking nettles

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway

"I could post a thread dedicated to limericks slang we've so much

one of my favourite limerick ones is "ya smell like the inside of an arab's tacky"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mistle on (fuck off)

She's a head like a bag of spanners

Squan (nice one)

G'way and play with yourself (fuck off)

One for the house and one for the creamery (savage rack)

She'd give it back soft (a ride)

Buried to the axle (balls deep)

Not built for soft ground (big guy/girl)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The tide wouldn't take her out

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By *irst officerMan
over a year ago

Naas

Not local ones but.

The only time you can have to much fuel is when your on fire.

Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

She'd suck chrome off a ball hitch.

If I had a garden full of mickies I wouldn't let her look over the wall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could post a thread dedicated to limericks slang we've so much

one of my favourite limerick ones is "ya smell like the inside of an arab's tacky"

Sweating like a paedo in a Barney suit

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway

If you roll around on a bed of nettles it's hard know which one stung you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If there was work in the bed he'd sleep on the floor

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By *owdyBooby OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

Gwan ya good thing ya

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By *obbie65Man
over a year ago

kildare

If he lay down on a bed of crap , he would get up smelling of roses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you have a face on ya like a melted wheelie bin

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"you have a face on ya like a melted wheelie bin"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If i fell into a barrel of tits i would come out sucking my thumb. (only luck i have is bad luck).

He'd chase papers up an entry. (he'd shag anything).

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

If I had a garden full of mickies I wouldn't let her look over the wall.

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"I could post a thread dedicated to limericks slang we've so much

one of my favourite limerick ones is "ya smell like the inside of an arab's tacky"

Sweating like a paedo in a Barney suit"

Sweating like fritzl on cribs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He'd ate an apple through a letter box

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

He's like a bag of broken biscuits.... In bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Savage Bure = a very attractive lady

Got me hole = I was fortunate enough to have intercourse

I'll bate ya = you sir I shall strike

Balubas = quite intoxicated

Well biiys = hey chaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He'd ate a baby through a chair.

You couldn't believe his radio.

He'd get up on the crack of dawn.

He'd get up on a cracked plate.

She's built for speed, not for comfort.

De setta jugs on her.

They wintered well(put on a bit of weight).

If I don't see you in the spring I'll see you in the mattress.

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple
over a year ago

Nearby

I wouldn't get up on him/her to change a lightbulb

Don't look at me in that tone o' voice

I'll hit ya so hard on top ur head I'll break ur ankles

The hack of that

If u were any sharper ud cut urself

Cum outta the fog will ya

Tina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum outta the fog will ya "

Classic

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple
over a year ago

Nearby

Cum outta the fog will ya

Classic

That's one I use a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum outta the fog will ya

Classic

That's one I use a lot

Quite fond of it too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure a blind man on a galloping horse could see that....(Something very obvious)

*pulls down lower eyelid* says "jump in" (do I look guilable)

I wouldn't touch her with yours (they don't appeal to u)

Do you think I came up the bann in a bubble (I wasn't born yesterday)

Oh deek (ah shite)

Away and shite on a stick and slide down it (fuck aff)

She's away huer'n and tour in!! (Oh on the pull/lookin the ride)

Too many of these lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gwan outta that, I will in me hole

A garda wouldn’t ask me that

The smell of want of ya

The bang of neglect of ya

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway

"If I had a garden full of mickies I wouldn't let her look over the wall.

Theres a garden full of mickies and your only telling me about it now??? Lol

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

she's not as green as she's grassy looking (she's not as stupid as she looks)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Savage Bure = a very attractive lady

Got me hole = I was fortunate enough to have intercourse

I'll bate ya = you sir I shall strike

Balubas = quite intoxicated

Well biiys = hey chaps

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...sounds a bit xmg?.....lol....muine buer.....fine woman

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

He looks like the goalkeeper for the darts team = he's ugly

She has a head like an open sore on a rats hole = she's ugly

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