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help calf that not want to suck teats

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By *alwaylad13 OP   Man
over a year ago

galway

is it me or is it young livestock are getting more lazy and stupid er lol

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Did you gently steer her head in the right direction??

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By *alwaylad13 OP   Man
over a year ago

galway

id did but this polly didnt like to be steered and just wants sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"id did but this polly didnt like to be steered and just wants sleep"

Put a little molasses on the teet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How old is the calf??

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By *alwaylad13 OP   Man
over a year ago

galway

might try that or maybe a tin of cream

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

have you thought of a bullet to the back of its head and just have veal ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"have you thought of a bullet to the back of its head and just have veal ?"

That's an even better idea

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By *alwaylad13 OP   Man
over a year ago

galway


"How old is the calf??"

8 hrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"have you thought of a bullet to the back of its head and just have veal ?"

PMSL

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By *alwaylad13 OP   Man
over a year ago

galway


"have you thought of a bullet to the back of its head and just have veal ?

That's an even better idea "

small meal lol

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out


"have you thought of a bullet to the back of its head and just have veal ?

PMSL "

well you have to think of the animals welfare and if its not eating then it will suffer and its only humane to help it go out quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How old is the calf??

8 hrs"

What's the cow like is she quiet...??

Has the calf sucked at all??

Is it fit to Stand on its own??

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out


"How old is the calf??

8 hrs

What's the cow like is she quiet...??

Has the calf sucked at all??

Is it fit to Stand on its own??"

that seems like a lot of questions my help only requires one.

where my gun ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How old is the calf??

8 hrs

What's the cow like is she quiet...??

Has the calf sucked at all??

Is it fit to Stand on its own??

that seems like a lot of questions my help only requires one.

where my gun ?"

Awwww leave the poor wee calf alone...

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By *alwaylad13 OP   Man
over a year ago

galway


"How old is the calf??

8 hrs

What's the cow like is she quiet...??

Has the calf sucked at all??

Is it fit to Stand on its own??"
c

cows bucket rared calf bottle fed from cow beastings and standing but not interested suckling cow

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out


"How old is the calf??

8 hrs

What's the cow like is she quiet...??

Has the calf sucked at all??

Is it fit to Stand on its own??

that seems like a lot of questions my help only requires one.

where my gun ?

Awwww leave the poor wee calf alone... "

is it not better to put it out of it misery than let it starve ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How old is the calf??

8 hrs

What's the cow like is she quiet...??

Has the calf sucked at all??

Is it fit to Stand on its own??c

cows bucket rared calf bottle fed from cow beastings and standing but not interested suckling cow "

Well your lucky the cow is quiet..

Milk the teats so as there not too big for the calf's mouth,, a few wee squirts on the Calf's nose should start to get her interested in it... Or else try the cream on the tit and a wee taste on the calf's mouth...

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By *alwaylad13 OP   Man
over a year ago

galway


"How old is the calf??

8 hrs

What's the cow like is she quiet...??

Has the calf sucked at all??

Is it fit to Stand on its own??

that seems like a lot of questions my help only requires one.

where my gun ?

Awwww leave the poor wee calf alone...

is it not better to put it out of it misery than let it starve ? "

where you buy your steak

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By *alwaylad13 OP   Man
over a year ago

galway


"How old is the calf??

8 hrs

What's the cow like is she quiet...??

Has the calf sucked at all??

Is it fit to Stand on its own??c

cows bucket rared calf bottle fed from cow beastings and standing but not interested suckling cow

Well your lucky the cow is quiet..

Milk the teats so as there not too big for the calf's mouth,, a few wee squirts on the Calf's nose should start to get her interested in it... Or else try the cream on the tit and a wee taste on the calf's mouth..."

tried all thinking of getting vet and give her the adrenalin injection that make her hungry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How old is the calf??

8 hrs

What's the cow like is she quiet...??

Has the calf sucked at all??

Is it fit to Stand on its own??c

cows bucket rared calf bottle fed from cow beastings and standing but not interested suckling cow

Well your lucky the cow is quiet..

Milk the teats so as there not too big for the calf's mouth,, a few wee squirts on the Calf's nose should start to get her interested in it... Or else try the cream on the tit and a wee taste on the calf's mouth...

tried all thinking of getting vet and give her the adrenalin injection that make her hungry "

Aye good idea, but if the calf is too weak it might just go into shock and die... But the vet knows best...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to have cows when I was young so used to this craic. I used to lift calf up till I could get a teat into its mouth and then squirt the milk down its throat. It usually started it off. And ones He got his first dose of milk he'll be be fine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How old is the calf??

8 hrs

What's the cow like is she quiet...??

Has the calf sucked at all??

Is it fit to Stand on its own??

that seems like a lot of questions my help only requires one.

where my gun ?"

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By *razy-CplCouple
over a year ago

and surrounding areas


"is it me or is it young livestock are getting more lazy and stupid er lol"

if the calf had a hard calving its tounge might be swelled which stops it from sucking which an injection from the vet can cure, if its sucking from the bottle but wont suck the cow, try melt some choclate and put it at the back of the calfs tounge , i no it sounds strange but it works. darymilk works best

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By *vedonMan
over a year ago

The Dead Marshes

Maybe the calf has noticed that the teat has no verifications, and is fussy.

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By *vedonMan
over a year ago

The Dead Marshes

Maybe the teat is outside its age range. Or it's not wanting single teats.

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By *vedonMan
over a year ago

The Dead Marshes

Anyway, probably best to let the teat wink at the calf first so it knows its . intentions.

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By *andydevineMan
over a year ago

sligo

Any dairy farmers in the area. They always have frozen bestons. Ya can bottle feed it to the calf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stomach tube

Or brown sugar will get it going..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Melted sugar or glucose on the teat

Or stomach tube the polly. I prefer to tube.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyway, probably best to let the teat wink at the calf first so it knows its . intentions."

Lol then it might get squirted in the eye!

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By *tanonieMan
over a year ago

killorglin

Did you try stomach tubing the little devil ????

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By *tanonieMan
over a year ago

killorglin

Yeah the tube is the job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is not the blowjob thread

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By *evraffMan
over a year ago

Dungannon Tyrone


"Stomach tube

Or brown sugar will get it going.. "
. Stomach tube of beastings and is there not some new dose to give it a kick start?

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By *vedonMan
over a year ago

The Dead Marshes

Oh god I'm so glad someone else veered off more hints for feeding a calf on a sex site forum...

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By *ojos jugsWoman
over a year ago

Bangor

LMFAO.. very entertaining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh god I'm so glad someone else veered off more hints for feeding a calf on a sex site forum... "

Ahh sure you find all sorts of topics on forum! Keeps it interesting!

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By *ivelifeMan
over a year ago

Border region

Plenty a Farmers on here it seems lol

Have you the calf sucking yet or all take him of your hands for easy money

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By *alwaylad13 OP   Man
over a year ago

galway


"Plenty a Farmers on here it seems lol

Have you the calf sucking yet or all take him of your hands for easy money "

suck calf 4 sale lol

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By *alwaylad13 OP   Man
over a year ago

galway


"is it me or is it young livestock are getting more lazy and stupid er lol

if the calf had a hard calving its tounge might be swelled which stops it from sucking which an injection from the vet can cure, if its sucking from the bottle but wont suck the cow, try melt some choclate and put it at the back of the calfs tounge , i no it sounds strange but it works. darymilk works best "

lol never heard that b4 the calve suckling now but needs to be reminded ever few hours

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

Put up a video

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Rub some peanut butter on it

Works with my dog

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By *alwaylad13 OP   Man
over a year ago

galway

i need a night nurse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rub some peanut butter on it

Works with my dog "

What, and you can't taste the dog's cock anymore? That's just wrong.

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By *tanonieMan
over a year ago

killorglin

Ah them little pollys are hardy little bucko's all the same

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