FabSwingers.com forum: Funny old irish chat up lines

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Here's one for you.

If I were a dog and you were a flower,

I'd lift up my leg and give you a shower

Your turn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My best one is already the headline on my profile lol

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

How's it hangin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My best one is already the headline on my profile lol"

haha mighty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate to see you go...but I love to watch you leave!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CAN I SMASH YOUR BACK DOOR IN! (BUT PUT A PLEASE AT THE END)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How's it hangin

low

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By *ulgingKnixMan
over a year ago

north kerry

baby im no fred flintstone but ill make your BEDROCK !

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

hows your belly for a lodger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

up the bum no harm done.

Up the gicker ten times quicker (never understood this one, but when Id say it to girls they would spread their legs and let me finger them)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our grandmothers swapped clocking hens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't look at the mantel piece when your poking the fire... means take her home even she does have a face like a badgers arse!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you from Ireland??

Because my cock is Dublin..."

It took a minute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive heard 'can I wear the face off ya' on more than one occasion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nit reall a chat up line more of a rejection but its excellent ever heard ask me sister im sweating ha ha ha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nit reall a chat up line more of a rejection but its excellent ever heard ask me sister im sweating ha ha ha."

That's a new one Biggles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a weiner stand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do ye like cheese?"

Err...

"'Cos I'm an Easi-single"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nit reall a chat up line more of a rejection but its excellent ever heard ask me sister im sweating ha ha ha.

That's a new one Biggles!

Its was famous in the discos halls of biggsvills lol esp when the girls from over the shire in bogsvills used to come and dance lol.

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"How's your fanny for cracking nuts?"

"How much do you eat?"

"Are you on day release?"

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might not have the looks of George clooney or the body of brad pitt but one thing is for sure I can lick like lassie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd die from starvation on top of her...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another one can i eat some chip out of ur knickers.

(note def not used by the biggs on a nite out but have heard it mentioned)

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"I'd crawl over a mile of broken glass with my flies down just to poke matchsticks in her shite"

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

The irish do you want to see my etchings: An bhfaca tú mo Shéamuisín (phonetically haymachine)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take a fumble there and find fifth gear....

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By *andydevineMan
over a year ago

sligo

Nice legs, what time do they open?????

Winner winner chicken dinner.

Have ya got a boyfriend?????? Would ya like a better one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hows your belly for a lodger"

No vacancies!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hows your belly for a lodger

No vacancies!!

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...walk up a woman and say. .hold me drink love. ..im going for a shit....if shes still there when you get back. ..your in !!!!!!

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