FabSwingers.com forum: Opening lines

By *aughtyTippcpl OP Couple
over a year ago

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I apologise in advance but this is really getting on my nerves. From experience I know not all guys are like this. I have seen posts in the forum of guys asking for advice on how to get chatting and get replies.

Well opening a one line message saying "Hi, fancy a fuck sometime", "I really want to fuck ur wife", I'd love to bite/eat that ass", "Down ur way want to meet and fuck" will NOT get u a reply.

Some seem to think just coz it's a swing site that the women will run out and jump up on anyone that shows interest. We are not pieces of meat. Respect and decency costs nothing, try it sometime.

Again I apologise, but this just gets rots me. Rant over

Tina

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

Saying hello and good morning doesnt work either....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And unfortunately the guys who start the whinning and moaning threads won't identify with this.

A forever turning circle!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I apologise in advance but this is really getting on my nerves. From experience I know not all guys are like this. I have seen posts in the forum of guys asking for advice on how to get chatting and get replies.

Well opening a one line message saying "Hi, fancy a fuck sometime", "I really want to fuck ur wife", I'd love to bite/eat that ass", "Down ur way want to meet and fuck" will NOT get u a reply.

Some seem to think just coz it's a swing site that the women will run out and jump up on anyone that shows interest. We are not pieces of meat. Respect and decency costs nothing, try it sometime.

Again I apologise, but this just gets rots me. Rant over

Tina

A little respect goes a long way

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Well opening a one line message saying "Hi, fancy a fuck sometime", "I really want to fuck ur wife", I'd love to bite/eat that ass", "Down ur way want to meet and fuck" will NOT get u a reply.

Some seem to think just coz it's a swing site that the women will run out and jump up on anyone that shows interest. We are not pieces of meat. Respect and decency costs nothing, try it sometime.

Again I apologise, but this just gets rots me. Rant over

Tina

So I supose an angry ride is out of the question

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By *aughtyTippcpl OP Couple
over a year ago

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They probably don't even come in to the forums to see the likes of this

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By *aughtyTippcpl OP Couple
over a year ago

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Well opening a one line message saying "Hi, fancy a fuck sometime", "I really want to fuck ur wife", I'd love to bite/eat that ass", "Down ur way want to meet and fuck" will NOT get u a reply.

Some seem to think just coz it's a swing site that the women will run out and jump up on anyone that shows interest. We are not pieces of meat. Respect and decency costs nothing, try it sometime.

Again I apologise, but this just gets rots me. Rant over

Tina

So I supose an angry ride is out of the question

I'd be afraid I'd hurt u cj

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I understand where you are coming from. There are two types of people in the world the acceptable and the unacceptable lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What really irritates me in a first mail is 'what you into?'......im into blocking morons like you is what I'm into

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By *aughtyTippcpl OP Couple
over a year ago

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"What really irritates me in a first mail is 'what you into?'......im into blocking morons like you is what I'm into

That's another one we get a lot of Red, we have the same reply too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What really irritates me in a first mail is 'what you into?'......im into blocking morons like you is what I'm into

Now that grinds my gears Red ,block is the only option for morons like that !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What really irritates me in a first mail is 'what you into?'......im into blocking morons like you is what I'm into

When I get mail like this I redirect them to my "interest" on my profile.

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"What really irritates me in a first mail is 'what you into?'......im into blocking morons like you is what I'm into

Reply with "I'm into guys who read my fucking profile, dumbass"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't bother replying anymore just block. I love the block button me

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By *aughtyTippcpl OP Couple
over a year ago

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"I don't bother replying anymore just block. I love the block button me

Niall loves it too, our block list is longer than our friend list at this stage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't bother replying anymore just block. I love the block button me

Niall loves it too, our block list is longer than our friend list at this stage

lol mine is waaay longer than my friend list. Zero tolerance for twats these days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't bother replying anymore just block. I love the block button me

Niall loves it too, our block list is longer than our friend list at this stage

lol mine is waaay longer than my friend list. Zero tolerance for twats these days. "

I've never had such a long block list. Some I renege on though after a few days cos I forget why they are on there

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By *aughtyTippcpl OP Couple
over a year ago

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"I don't bother replying anymore just block. I love the block button me

Niall loves it too, our block list is longer than our friend list at this stage

lol mine is waaay longer than my friend list. Zero tolerance for twats these days.

I've never had such a long block list. Some I renege on though after a few days cos I forget why they are on there "

I went through ours the other night, every now and again I'd nudge Niall and ask who's that? All he'd say each time was "a twat"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow ur very hot.......for your age"

I wasn't sure how to respond to that

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By *aughtyTippcpl OP Couple
over a year ago

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""Wow ur very hot.......for your age"

I wasn't sure how to respond to that

I'm sorry but lmao at that

Oh I'd be devastated especially since I'm feeling touchy about my age now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Wow ur very hot.......for your age"

I wasn't sure how to respond to that

I'm sorry but lmao at that

Oh I'd be devastated especially since I'm feeling touchy about my age now

Isnt is mad how you mostly remember the shitty ones but not so much the nice ones? lol! He was lucky it wasn't said to me in person.. I would suspect a different outcome

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By *aughtyTippcpl OP Couple
over a year ago

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""Wow ur very hot.......for your age"

I wasn't sure how to respond to that

I'm sorry but lmao at that

Oh I'd be devastated especially since I'm feeling touchy about my age now

Isnt is mad how you mostly remember the shitty ones but not so much the nice ones? lol! He was lucky it wasn't said to me in person.. I would suspect a different outcome

A nice upper cut to the chin, the doctors could explain what happened for him when he eventually woke up

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

""Wow ur very hot.......for your age"

I wasn't sure how to respond to that

I'm sorry but lmao at that

Oh I'd be devastated especially since I'm feeling touchy about my age now

Isnt is mad how you mostly remember the shitty ones but not so much the nice ones? lol! He was lucky it wasn't said to me in person.. I would suspect a different outcome

A nice upper cut to the chin, the doctors could explain what happened for him when he eventually woke up

Is it wrong of me to be turned on by ur replys Tina

Angry ride/ud hurt me

Upper cut to the chin and the docs telling him why when he comes round/ considering the time it takes an ambulance to lift him to hospital and waiting to see a doc I'd estimate at least eight hrs

That's some upper cut have u considered cage fighting

Back to the thread all these people asking advice and its given time and time again over a mutitude of threads and they still send msgs like that the block button must be worn out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find "HrU 1a Cn2" has about the same chance as "hi..how's it going "....

I haven't blocked anyone... Which reminds me.. I must go Put up a "woe is me" thread....

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By *aughtyTippcpl OP Couple
over a year ago

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""Wow ur very hot.......for your age"

I wasn't sure how to respond to that

I'm sorry but lmao at that

Oh I'd be devastated especially since I'm feeling touchy about my age now

Isnt is mad how you mostly remember the shitty ones but not so much the nice ones? lol! He was lucky it wasn't said to me in person.. I would suspect a different outcome

A nice upper cut to the chin, the doctors could explain what happened for him when he eventually woke up

Is it wrong of me to be turned on by ur replys Tina

Angry ride/ud hurt me

Upper cut to the chin and the docs telling him why when he comes round/ considering the time it takes an ambulance to lift him to hospital and waiting to see a doc I'd estimate at least eight hrs

That's some upper cut have u considered cage fighting

Back to the thread all these people asking advice and its given time and time again over a mutitude of threads and they still send msgs like that the block button must be worn out "

I pack a wallop alright cj

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find "HrU 1a Cn2" has about the same chance as "hi..how's it going "....

I haven't blocked anyone... Which reminds me.. I must go Put up a "woe is me" thread....

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lol our answer to hows u?....is how's u?.....They don't seem to get that........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do love some Ass biting and eating

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By *aughtyTippcpl OP Couple
over a year ago

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"I do love some Ass biting and eating

I'm not exactly against it myself, but nice to work up to it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do love some Ass biting and eating

I'm not exactly against it myself, but nice to work up to it lol

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tip....never say anything here as an opening line..that you wouldn't say to someone's face as an opening line.....unless you want a Puerto RIcan kiss....lol

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

"What really irritates me in a first mail is 'what you into?'......im into blocking morons like you is what I'm into

I think what are you into is a legitimate question but i do think it could be asked in a more subtle way. What's your most common fantasy? Or let me into your secret world. Tell me about that one time at band camp. Of course all these lines are trademarked and require payment before being stolen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 123 women and couples blocked, must be a lot worse for women.

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

I've had to use the block button a lot more recently. Much more idiots of late not reading my profile and respecting what it says

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

I got a message this morning,, howya sexy bum,, then another 2 seconds later,, sorry wrong person....

hmmmmm to push the block button or not

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

"I got a message this morning,, howya sexy bum,, then another 2 seconds later,, sorry wrong person....

hmmmmm to push the block button or not

Push it. Push it. Push it.

Nobody sends messages here by mistake.

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"I got a message this morning,, howya sexy bum,, then another 2 seconds later,, sorry wrong person....

hmmmmm to push the block button or not

Push it. Push it. Push it.

Nobody sends messages here by mistake."

It's pushed,,, my sexybum doesn't like mistakes

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"I got a message this morning,, howya sexy bum,, then another 2 seconds later,, sorry wrong person....

hmmmmm to push the block button or not

There's a predicament push block for sending u a one line msg or push block cause he withdrew the compliment hmmm mmm

Push it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got a message this morning,, howya sexy bum,, then another 2 seconds later,, sorry wrong person....

hmmmmm to push the block button or not

Push it. Push it. Push it. Its kind of impossible. ..if you think about it. ...

Nobody sends messages here by mistake."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got a message this morning,, howya sexy bum,, then another 2 seconds later,, sorry wrong person....

hmmmmm to push the block button or not

Push it. Push it. Push it.

Nobody sends messages here by mistake.

It's pushed,,, my sexybum doesn't like mistakes

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which begs the question. ..lol

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"I got a message this morning,, howya sexy bum,, then another 2 seconds later,, sorry wrong person....

hmmmmm to push the block button or not

There's a predicament push block for sending u a one line msg or push block cause he withdrew the compliment hmmm mmm

Push it

I weighed up the pros and cons Cj

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"I got a message this morning,, howya sexy bum,, then another 2 seconds later,, sorry wrong person....

hmmmmm to push the block button or not

There's a predicament push block for sending u a one line msg or push block cause he withdrew the compliment hmmm mmm

Push it

I weighed up the pros and cons Cj

And the cons out weighted the pros

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"I got a message this morning,, howya sexy bum,, then another 2 seconds later,, sorry wrong person....

hmmmmm to push the block button or not

There's a predicament push block for sending u a one line msg or push block cause he withdrew the compliment hmmm mmm

Push it

I weighed up the pros and cons Cj

And the cons out weighted the pros

It gave me a tad of amusement though

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"I got a message this morning,, howya sexy bum,, then another 2 seconds later,, sorry wrong person....

hmmmmm to push the block button or not

Push it. Push it. Push it.

Nobody sends messages here by mistake.

It's pushed,,, my sexybum doesn't like mistakes

which begs the question. ..lol"

What question is that then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah now...your better than that surely. ....

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Ah now...your better than that surely. ...."

I like to think I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah now...your better than that surely. ....

I like to think I am

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..go on then. ..have another go...

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Ah now...your better than that surely. ....

I like to think I am

..go on then. ..have another go..."

Again? Wait til I catch my breath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah now...your better than that surely. ....

I like to think I am

..go on then. ..have another go...

Again? Wait til I catch my breath

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..my sexybum doesn't like mistakes. .......which begs the question?

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Ah now...your better than that surely. ....

I like to think I am

..go on then. ..have another go...

Again? Wait til I catch my breath

..my sexybum doesn't like mistakes. .......which begs the question?

Doesn't the statement say it all in itself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah now...your better than that surely. ....

I like to think I am

..go on then. ..have another go...

Again? Wait til I catch my breath

..my sexybum doesn't like mistakes. .......which begs the question?

Doesn't the statement say it all in itself

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..just says what it doesn't like

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Ah now...your better than that surely. ....

I like to think I am

..go on then. ..have another go...

Again? Wait til I catch my breath

..my sexybum doesn't like mistakes. .......which begs the question?

Doesn't the statement say it all in itself

..just says what it doesn't like

That's enough info

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah now...your better than that surely. ....

I like to think I am

..go on then. ..have another go...

Again? Wait til I catch my breath

..my sexybum doesn't like mistakes. .......which begs the question?

Doesn't the statement say it all in itself

..just says what it doesn't like

That's enough info

"
ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah now...your better than that surely. ....

I like to think I am

..go on then. ..have another go...

Again? Wait til I catch my breath

..my sexybum doesn't like mistakes. .......which begs the question?

Doesn't the statement say it all in itself

..just says what it doesn't like

That's enough info

Ahh thats teasing we are all dying to know what your sexy bum likes

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Ah now...your better than that surely. ....

I like to think I am

..go on then. ..have another go...

Again? Wait til I catch my breath

..my sexybum doesn't like mistakes. .......which begs the question?

Doesn't the statement say it all in itself

..just says what it doesn't like

That's enough info

Ahh thats teasing we are all dying to know what your sexy bum likes

She says that as she wiggles *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well opening a one line message saying "Hi, fancy a fuck sometime", "I really want to fuck ur wife", I'd love to bite/eat that ass", "Down ur way want to meet and fuck" will NOT get u a reply.

Some seem to think just coz it's a swing site that the women will run out and jump up on anyone that shows interest. We are not pieces of meat. Respect and decency costs nothing, try it sometime.

Again I apologise, but this just gets rots me. Rant over

Tina

Hmmm I just send "wanna fuck" and it works great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well opening a one line message saying "Hi, fancy a fuck sometime", "I really want to fuck ur wife", I'd love to bite/eat that ass", "Down ur way want to meet and fuck" will NOT get u a reply.

Some seem to think just coz it's a swing site that the women will run out and jump up on anyone that shows interest. We are not pieces of meat. Respect and decency costs nothing, try it sometime.

Again I apologise, but this just gets rots me. Rant over

Tina

Hmmm I just send "wanna fuck" and it works great

"
..lol secret of your success

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well opening a one line message saying "Hi, fancy a fuck sometime", "I really want to fuck ur wife", I'd love to bite/eat that ass", "Down ur way want to meet and fuck" will NOT get u a reply.

Some seem to think just coz it's a swing site that the women will run out and jump up on anyone that shows interest. We are not pieces of meat. Respect and decency costs nothing, try it sometime.

Again I apologise, but this just gets rots me. Rant over

Tina

Hmmm I just send "wanna fuck" and it works great

..lol secret of your success"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saying hello and good morning doesnt work either...."

Lol its not robots your chatting to lads women are actual people some of the messages lads be sending me and I'm straight lol jesus a 15 year old would come across better but as was said not all men are like this and plus women can be equally awkward and very imaginative shall we say haha

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