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By *un4fun23456 OP Man
over a year ago

ennis

Girls whats the weirdest thing u ever put in ur pussy and dont say a dick ! Just seen one with a cucumber

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

"Girls whats the weirdest thing u ever put in ur pussy and dont say a dick ! Just seen one with a cucumber

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Seriously! That's fucking weird

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By *un4fun23456 OP Man
over a year ago

ennis

"Girls whats the weirdest thing u ever put in ur pussy and dont say a dick ! Just seen one with a cucumber

Seriously! That's fucking weird

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its in hot photos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was told a great story by someone on here about a man who told a doctor he fell on a cucumber after trying to climb in a window and falling.

The doctor queried why there was a condom on the cucumber.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Girls whats the weirdest thing u ever put in ur pussy and dont say a dick ! Just seen one with a cucumber

Seriously! That's fucking weird

its in hot photos"
Just seen it lmao, I actually seen a pic on here not long ago with someone who had 4!! Fingers in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Girls whats the weirdest thing u ever put in ur pussy and dont say a dick ! Just seen one with a cucumber

Seriously! That's fucking weird

its in hot photos Just seen it lmao, I actually seen a pic on here not long ago with someone who had 4!! Fingers in

Was it a kitkat cos that cud get messy?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Girls whats the weirdest thing u ever put in ur pussy and dont say a dick ! Just seen one with a cucumber

I thought cucumber grew in pussy's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Girls whats the weirdest thing u ever put in ur pussy and dont say a dick ! Just seen one with a cucumber

Seriously! That's fucking weird

its in hot photos"

That looked more like a marrow lol;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Girls whats the weirdest thing u ever put in ur pussy and dont say a dick ! Just seen one with a cucumber

It's not a cucumber it's some sort Of squash or a courgette, more bulbus and less stream lined lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like a cactus too me. lol. She's hardcore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seen a girl with 50 sharpies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I seen one with a light bulb in her foof. It was a good idea.

I would have been impressed if it was lit up.lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Girls whats the weirdest thing u ever put in ur pussy and dont say a dick ! Just seen one with a cucumber

Seriously! That's fucking weird

its in hot photos Just seen it lmao, I actually seen a pic on here not long ago with someone who had 4!! Fingers in

Was it a kitkat cos that cud get messy?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Girls whats the weirdest thing u ever put in ur pussy and dont say a dick ! Just seen one with a cucumber

Seriously! That's fucking weird

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nearly 900 people disagree with you hahaha

I'm one that agrees with you though

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Girls whats the weirdest thing u ever put in ur pussy and dont say a dick ! Just seen one with a cucumber

It's not a cucumber it's some sort Of squash or a courgette, more bulbus and less stream lined lol "

Hmmm u know ur vegs

Wait to ye find the one with the 1lt wine bottle

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By *rian78Man
over a year ago

navan

There was a photo last year in the new pics and she had a champagne bottle stuck in narrow side first and one with the handle of a hair brush both from across the water

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"There was a photo last year in the new pics and she had a champagne bottle stuck in narrow side first and one with the handle of a hair brush both from across the water"

I wonder did she just pop the cork as she inserted it

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Tried a golf ball once but it didn't have the same effect as a ping pong ball,

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By *rian78Man
over a year ago

navan

"There was a photo last year in the new pics and she had a champagne bottle stuck in narrow side first and one with the handle of a hair brush both from across the water

I wonder did she just pop the cork as she inserted it

if she did fair job fishing it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tried a golf ball once but it didn't have the same effect as a ping pong ball,

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this I gotta see

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By *rian78Man
over a year ago

navan

"Tried a golf ball once but it didn't have the same effect as a ping pong ball,

How far did the ping pong pop

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Tried a golf ball once but it didn't have the same effect as a ping pong ball,

How far did the ping pong pop

Well it was nowhere near the ladies in Thailand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tried a golf ball once but it didn't have the same effect as a ping pong ball,

How far did the ping pong pop

Well it was nowhere near the ladies in Thailand

When I went to Thailand I spoke to some of the ladies in these shows; they were taken from their villages not knowing what job they were going to do; it was the saddest thing ever to hear

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By *rian78Man
over a year ago

navan

"Tried a golf ball once but it didn't have the same effect as a ping pong ball,

How far did the ping pong pop

Well it was nowhere near the ladies in Thailand

Keep practising you'll get there

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Tried a golf ball once but it didn't have the same effect as a ping pong ball,

How far did the ping pong pop

Well it was nowhere near the ladies in Thailand

When I went to Thailand I spoke to some of the ladies in these shows; they were taken from their villages not knowing what job they were going to do; it was the saddest thing ever to hear "

Apart from the sad side of it Lae,, I'm utterly amazed at how they do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah,

What about the Priest that told A&E in Hospital, that he fell on a potato, while hanging curtains...naked.. in his kitchen. Serious! it made the news! Google it!

"I was told a great story by someone on here about a man who told a doctor he fell on a cucumber after trying to climb in a window and falling.

The doctor queried why there was a condom on the cucumber.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I seen a cool pic of a girl wit a load of colorful crayola sticking out her arse. Was so cool and pretty.

Another time I seen security chain sticking out. But thats supposed to feel great. You go to the hardware store, buy a long length of thick chain.

You lube the chain up and insert it one link at a time into a girl. You go slow and put in as much of the chain as you can.

Then when she is ready, you pull it out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always thought the female "Sure Deodorant Can" had a lot of questions to answer. Woaaaahhhhaaaa Serious! It is shaped like a Butt Plug!

"Ah,

What about the Priest that told A&E in Hospital, that he fell on a potato, while hanging curtains...naked.. in his kitchen. Serious! it made the news! Google it!

I was told a great story by someone on here about a man who told a doctor he fell on a cucumber after trying to climb in a window and falling.

The doctor queried why there was a condom on the cucumber.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tried a golf ball once but it didn't have the same effect as a ping pong ball,

How far did the ping pong pop

Well it was nowhere near the ladies in Thailand

When I went to Thailand I spoke to some of the ladies in these shows; they were taken from their villages not knowing what job they were going to do; it was the saddest thing ever to hear

Apart from the sad side of it Lae,, I'm utterly amazed at how they do it

They pump them full of gas or insert some other gas style pump device inside.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I seen a cool pic of a girl wit a load of colorful crayola sticking out her arse. Was so cool and pretty.

Another time I seen security chain sticking out. But thats supposed to feel great. You go to the hardware store, buy a long length of thick chain.

You lube the chain up and insert it one link at a time into a girl. You go slow and put in as much of the chain as you can.

Then when she is ready, you pull it out."
kinky have to try that one,tks for sharing,hahaha

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Tried a golf ball once but it didn't have the same effect as a ping pong ball,

How far did the ping pong pop

Well it was nowhere near the ladies in Thailand

Keep practising you'll get there

Think I'll be giving up the hobby if I've to be fitted with a device,,

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"I seen a cool pic of a girl wit a load of colorful crayola sticking out her arse. Was so cool and pretty.

Another time I seen security chain sticking out. But thats supposed to feel great. You go to the hardware store, buy a long length of thick chain.

You lube the chain up and insert it one link at a time into a girl. You go slow and put in as much of the chain as you can.

Then when she is ready, you pull it out."

like starting an old lawn mower ?

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Tried a golf ball once but it didn't have the same effect as a ping pong ball,

How far did the ping pong pop

Well it was nowhere near the ladies in Thailand

When I went to Thailand I spoke to some of the ladies in these shows; they were taken from their villages not knowing what job they were going to do; it was the saddest thing ever to hear

Apart from the sad side of it Lae,, I'm utterly amazed at how they do it

They pump them full of gas or insert some other gas style pump device inside. "

Ok ive decided what I'm giving up for Lent

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By *hoosyhotwifeCouple
over a year ago

any

"Girls whats the weirdest thing u ever put in ur pussy and dont say a dick ! Just seen one with a cucumber

My husband

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"I seen a cool pic of a girl wit a load of colorful crayola sticking out her arse. Was so cool and pretty.

Another time I seen security chain sticking out. But thats supposed to feel great. You go to the hardware store, buy a long length of thick chain.

You lube the chain up and insert it one link at a time into a girl. You go slow and put in as much of the chain as you can.

Then when she is ready, you pull it out.

like starting an old lawn mower ?

Oh dear,, that sounds painful, I'm imagining that now

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

Lego

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've used,

cucumbers,courgettes,aubergines,

butternut squash,

2big dildos

fist

if a girl enjoys being stretched,who am I to argue ?

the squash is my favourite,you can get some cracking shaped ones

while she's sitting on that for a while,soon begs for a dick in her mouth

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Lego

You brave man!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Girls whats the weirdest thing u ever put in ur pussy and dont say a dick ! Just seen one with a cucumber

It's not a cucumber it's some sort Of squash or a courgette, more bulbus and less stream lined lol

Hmmm u know ur vegs

Wait to ye find the one with the 1lt wine bottle

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seen that hope she emptied the bottle first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"like starting an old lawn mower ?

Oh dear,, that sounds painful, I'm imagining that now

lol, funny image.

I know a few who have tried it, supposedly orgasm every time. Obviously dont pull it out that fast though, more like starting a lawn mower in a slow motion matrix like effect.

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By *un4fun23456 OP Man
over a year ago

ennis

"Girls whats the weirdest thing u ever put in ur pussy and dont say a dick ! Just seen one with a cucumber

My husband

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did u put all of him up or just his head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"like starting an old lawn mower ?

Oh dear,, that sounds painful, I'm imagining that now

lol, funny image.

I know a few who have tried it, supposedly orgasm every time. Obviously dont pull it out that fast though, more like starting a lawn mower in a slow motion matrix like effect.

I'm saying it now, if you ever produce a chain in my presence out friendship is OVER

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Girls whats the weirdest thing u ever put in ur pussy and dont say a dick ! Just seen one with a cucumber

It's not a cucumber it's some sort Of squash or a courgette, more bulbus and less stream lined lol

Hmmm u know ur vegs

Wait to ye find the one with the 1lt wine bottle

seen that hope she emptied the bottle first

Puts a whole new meaning on drinking from the furry cup

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple
over a year ago

Nearby

Yrs ago I saw a pic of a woman with a deodorant can in her ass.

Have to say I haven't seen one like it since

Tina

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Yrs ago I saw a pic of a woman with a deodorant can in her ass.

Have to say I haven't seen one like it since

Tina

The can or her ass

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"like starting an old lawn mower ?

Oh dear,, that sounds painful, I'm imagining that now

lol, funny image.

I know a few who have tried it, supposedly orgasm every time. Obviously dont pull it out that fast though, more like starting a lawn mower in a slow motion matrix like effect.

I'm saying it now, if you ever produce a chain in my presence out friendship is OVER

Lae try a string of pearls first insert it all in then pull it slowly out up towards ur stomach dare u not to cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butter nut squash

Base ball bat

Wide end of bottle

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Butter nut squash

Base ball bat

Wide end of bottle

A baseball bat?? Was there a ball up there too?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The other end with in her sub Hubby's ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few weeks ago on here I saw a woman with an array of photos of her with different veg 'up her'.including a swede,yes,a swede

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can it be a weird person or does it have to be an object ???

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Can it be a weird person or does it have to be an object ??? "

Lol a weird person?... Do tell!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put Cat food into mine one-day. Little bollox wouldnt eat it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I put Cat food into mine one-day. Little bollox wouldnt eat it

you put cat food in your where......!you got a pussy then,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone remember the story in the papers about the priest in England who had a potato up his bum? He told the doctor he slipped while he was cleaning the windows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I put Cat food into mine one-day. Little bollox wouldnt eat it

you put cat food in your where......!you got a pussy then,lol "
into my pussy cat. Poor bastard is a fussy pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I put Cat food into mine one-day. Little bollox wouldnt eat it

you put cat food in your where......!you got a pussy then,lol into my pussy cat. Poor bastard is a fussy pussy

sorry i read into that all wrong,me and my dirty mind,haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pet food on pussy is very kinky

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I put half a steel toecap in one once. He had peed all over my wheely bin. Grrrrrrrrr!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I put half a steel toecap in one once. He had peed all over my wheely bin. Grrrrrrrrr! "

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"A few weeks ago on here I saw a woman with an array of photos of her with different veg 'up her'.including a swede,yes,a swede

he might have been a dane or from Norway

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple
over a year ago

Nearby

"Yrs ago I saw a pic of a woman with a deodorant can in her ass.

Have to say I haven't seen one like it since

Tina

The can or her ass"

the can in the ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A suppository!!

The vet recommended it

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

"A few weeks ago on here I saw a woman with an array of photos of her with different veg 'up her'.including a swede,yes,a swede

he might have been a dane or from Norway"

Vegetarianism

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

"Lego

You brave man!!

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brave or stupid...im not sure

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

I saw a pic a few weeks ago of a woman with a torch up there.....

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway

"I saw a pic a few weeks ago of a woman with a torch up there.....

maybe she was trying examine herself?

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

"I saw a pic a few weeks ago of a woman with a torch up there.....

maybe she was trying examine herself? "

or someone trying to find their way out

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By *allfungent24Man
over a year ago

city

Kind of a pussy story...

I was in the army years ago and a guy was caught shagging a sheep on the driving range. In the court martial he said he was taking a piss and the sheep backed into him.

True story ??

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By *iss my assMan
over a year ago

derry/donegal

Had a meet off here n girl insisted that i eat a peeled large orange out of her pussy....it got juicy alrite

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

strangest thing I've seen sticking out of an ass is a half eaten creme egg....put me right off them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you all seen the guy putting his head up a woman. ..german porn I think. ..

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

"Have you all seen the guy putting his head up a woman. ..german porn I think. .."
wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol....Google everyone. ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Girls whats the weirdest thing u ever put in ur pussy and dont say a dick ! Just seen one with a cucumber

Never put anything weird in but lots of interesting pleasurable items especially when playing with others.

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

"Lol....Google everyone. ..."
no way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you ever stick a toblerone in your pussy, wait for the edges to melt a bit before you pull it out lol

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By *ohng69Man
over a year ago

athenry

"Yrs ago I saw a pic of a woman with a deodorant can in her ass.

Have to say I haven't seen one like it since

Tina

I'm sure her farts smelt nice

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

"Yrs ago I saw a pic of a woman with a deodorant can in her ass.

Have to say I haven't seen one like it since

Tina

I'm sure her farts smelt nice "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it lynx?

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By *ohng69Man
over a year ago

athenry

"Was it lynx? "

I'm Sure it was

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By *ockhard and SweetcheeksCouple
over a year ago

City

"Girls whats the weirdest thing u ever put in ur pussy and dont say a dick ! Just seen one with a cucumber

Seriously! That's fucking weird

its in hot photos Just seen it lmao, I actually seen a pic on here not long ago with someone who had 4!! Fingers in

Was it a kitkat cos that cud get messy?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put a worm table in my pussy cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottle of "pussy" in pussy.... taken last night, with loads of gel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bottle of "pussy" in pussy.... taken last night, with loads of gel

Didn't know they had bottled pussy....what a great invention

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