FabSwingers.com forum: Some Saturday Night Humour

By *unsterStag OP Man
over a year ago

Limerick

I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn’t believe it when she asked if I’d like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.

"Wow!", I said, "I don’t know if I could keep pace with you now! I’m a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!" She giggled and said she was sure I’d meet the challenge! "Yeah", I said, "just so long as you don’t mind a man with a waistband that’s a few inches wider these days!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying that she thought tubby bald men were cute! "Anyway, I’ve put on a couple of pounds myself!" she giggled .....so I told her to fuck off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An oldie but a goodie.

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says. "I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free." The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. "Where do you think you going?" the wife asks. "I'm coming with you...I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!"

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By *unduo000Couple
over a year ago

In and around

Another oldie but a goodie lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another oldie but a goodie lol

Have you heard the one about the couple that went dogging ?

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

"Another oldie but a goodie lol

Have you heard the one about the couple that went dogging ?"

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another oldie but a goodie lol

Have you heard the one about the couple that went dogging ?

Nope "

A man and his wife decided to spice things up and try having sex in public, so off they went to the local park for some fun, They start having sex and after about 15 minutes the husband gets up and says dam it's dark I wish I had a flashlight, the woman says me too you've been eating grass for the last ten minutes

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