FabSwingers.com forum: Giving up sex for lent

By *owdyBooby OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

1 Whos giving up sex for lent.

2. How many prayers wud u get at confession. hail marys our father etc. If you were to confess your real sins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 Whos giving up sex for lent.

2. How many prayers wud u get at confession. hail marys our father etc. If you were to confess your real sins."

1. Fuck no!

2. Id never confess!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sin free

And no way am I giving up sex for lent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hell nooooooo!

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

I couldn't give up sex for lent,, that's like having my teeth pulled without anaesthetic for the next 40 days which would leave me gummy

And I'd have 3 choices about confession,,,

Burst into flames for my sins

Break out in blisters forever and or have the priest keel over and die from the shock

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By *owdyBooby OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"1 Whos giving up sex for lent.

2. How many prayers wud u get at confession. hail marys our father etc. If you were to confess your real sins."

3. Would ye consider part 1 & 2 above for a million quid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 Whos giving up sex for lent.

2. How many prayers wud u get at confession. hail marys our father etc. If you were to confess your real sins.

3. Would ye consider part 1 & 2 above for a million quid."

Hell yes!

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"1 Whos giving up sex for lent.

2. How many prayers wud u get at confession. hail marys our father etc. If you were to confess your real sins.

3. Would ye consider part 1 & 2 above for a million quid."

I think I'd be dead after bursting into flames

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 Whos giving up sex for lent.

2. How many prayers wud u get at confession. hail marys our father etc. If you were to confess your real sins.

3. Would ye consider part 1 & 2 above for a million quid."

Yes of course

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By *owdyBooby OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

Forgot to mention I am an ordained minister anyone who wants absoultion just pm me your sins. Go in peace.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

I confess I'm not catholic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a joke right ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wel if ur not getting any its not giving it up!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And im not referring to myself im just making a statement.

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By *owdyBooby OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"And im not referring to myself im just making a statement. "

Bless you child your sins are absolved.

In the name of the father son and holy goat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You must be joking..!!

Today I require a hot man to push me against the wall and kiss me hard touching my body everywhere pushing my legs open so he can tease my......

Never give it up for 40 days and 40 nights. Had enough dry days before I joined here thank you very much

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By *owdyBooby OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"You must be joking..!!

Today I require a hot man to push me against the wall and kiss me hard touching my body everywhere pushing my legs open so he can tease my......

Never give it up for 40 days and 40 nights. Had enough dry days before I joined here thank you very much

Isn't it bad enuf ye have to give it up a week of every month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You must be joking..!!

Today I require a hot man to push me against the wall and kiss me hard touching my body everywhere pushing my legs open so he can tease my......

Never give it up for 40 days and 40 nights. Had enough dry days before I joined here thank you very much

Isn't it bad enuf ye have to give it up a week of every month

Well not really...lol

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway

I think I could do it... provided I could do everything else

Actually even then it probably wouldn't last

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rchon12Man
over a year ago

Belfast

I'd rather catch Ebola lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about the other 325 days I don't get sex... does that count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about the other 325 days I don't get sex... does that count"

Awwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about the other 325 days I don't get sex... does that count"

Poor J

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

I dont think I could but getting it is sporadic enough but you never know it might work out that I end up celebate till easter. but id rather give up smokes first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've already abstained for 40 days/nights time to change that me thinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You must be joking..!!

Today I require a hot man to push me against the wall and kiss me hard touching my body everywhere pushing my legs open so he can tease my......

Never give it up for 40 days and 40 nights. Had enough dry days before I joined here thank you very much

yes i also require this today.. hope mr reads this before 3pm!!!!!

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"I've already abstained for 40 days/nights time to change that me thinks

really

you should be cannonised for that sacrifice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've already abstained for 40 days/nights time to change that me thinks

Something similar the equivalent of two lents...time to let loose

Dunno how JC did it

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By *owdyBooby OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

Today I require a hot man to push me against the wall and kiss me hard touching my body everywhere pushing my legs open so he can tease my......

Doesnt every girl need this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today I require a hot man to push me against the wall and kiss me hard touching my body everywhere pushing my legs open so he can tease my......

Doesnt every girl need this."

Oh yes every day please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've already abstained for 40 days/nights time to change that me thinks

really

you should be cannonised for that sacrifice

I should be punished or whipped also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would u kiss and tell ??????

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By *owdyBooby OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Today I require a hot man to push me against the wall and kiss me hard touching my body everywhere pushing my legs open so he can tease my......

Doesnt every girl need this.

Oh yes every day please

Form an orderly queue at the door.

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By *owdyBooby OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"I've already abstained for 40 days/nights time to change that me thinks

really

you should be cannonised for that sacrifice

I should be punished or whipped also

As RiRi says Those whips and chains excite me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today I require a hot man to push me against the wall and kiss me hard touching my body everywhere pushing my legs open so he can tease my......

Doesnt every girl need this.

Oh yes every day please

Form an orderly queue at the door.

Where's the helicopter pilot when you need him!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 Whos giving up sex for lent.

2. How many prayers wud u get at confession. hail marys our father etc. If you were to confess your real sins."

I would never give up sex

And you also assuming that everyone here is a catholic.

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple
over a year ago

Nearby

Haha I told Niall this morning that I was giving up sex for lent.

Let's just say the look I got said it all

Tina

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By *owdyBooby OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"1 Whos giving up sex for lent.

2. How many prayers wud u get at confession. hail marys our father etc. If you were to confess your real sins.

I would never give up sex

And you also assuming that everyone here is a catholic. "

Youve made me think there.

If your not catholic does that mean your not a sinner.

Are sins just in Catholism or are they mentioned in other religions.

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By *owdyBooby OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Today I require a hot man to push me against the wall and kiss me hard touching my body everywhere pushing my legs open so he can tease my......

Doesnt every girl need this.

Oh yes every day please

Form an orderly queue at the door.

Where's the helicopter pilot when you need him!!!

Businees plan created off now to find an angel investor. Thanks.

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By *ean0001Man
over a year ago

Dublin West

I have already done over 40 days and nights this year so far without so maybe its time for me to take it up again for lent..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today I require a hot man to push me against the wall and kiss me hard touching my body everywhere pushing my legs open so he can tease my......

Doesnt every girl need this.

Oh yes every day please

Form an orderly queue at the door.

Where's the helicopter pilot when you need him!!!

Businees plan created off now to find an angel investor. Thanks."

I want half the profit!!

Or my own private pilot.....with a decent knob!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

are you crazy???????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually think this would be very bad for me...unhealthy..im giving up religion instead..

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By *owdyBooby OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Today I require a hot man to push me against the wall and kiss me hard touching my body everywhere pushing my legs open so he can tease my......

Doesnt every girl need this.

Oh yes every day please

Form an orderly queue at the door.

Where's the helicopter pilot when you need him!!!

Businees plan created off now to find an angel investor. Thanks.

I want half the profit!!

Or my own private pilot.....with a decent knob!!! lol"

We dont call them knobs we call them joysticks

We dont call it profit we call it lining the mattress.

but one thing I will offer you is a is a seat in my cock pit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's the helicopter pilot when you need him!!!

Businees plan created off now to find an angel investor. Thanks.

I want half the profit!!

Or my own private pilot.....with a decent knob!!! lol

We dont call them knobs we call them joysticks

We dont call it profit we call it lining the mattress.

but one thing I will offer you is a is a seat in my cock pit

Sorry all I read there was cock!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 Whos giving up sex for lent.

2. How many prayers wud u get at confession. hail marys our father etc. If you were to confess your real sins.

I would never give up sex

And you also assuming that everyone here is a catholic.

Youve made me think there.

If your not catholic does that mean your not a sinner.

Are sins just in Catholism or are they mentioned in other religions."

Well I never said I was or was not a catholic.

I don't know if sinners are just in catholism, who said what a sinner is. ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha I told Niall this morning that I was giving up sex for lent.

Let's just say the look I got said it all

Tina

Poor Niall, giving up sex is bad enough but I'm sure watching you walk around the house looking hot would make it impossible

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By *owdyBooby OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

Where's the helicopter pilot when you need him!!!

Businees plan created off now to find an angel investor. Thanks.

I want half the profit!!

Or my own private pilot.....with a decent knob!!! lol

We dont call them knobs we call them joysticks

We dont call it profit we call it lining the mattress.

but one thing I will offer you is a is a seat in my cock pit

Sorry all I read there was cock!!

Cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock tails and not a drop of whiskey to drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would have to be a well dedicated person to last the 40 days and nights if they did have the possibility of sex to tempt them. If only I had that problem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried .. but failed .. not even 24 hrs lol.. suppose i should have informed himself of my plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After 5 months sex free what's another 40 days and nights...

As long as playing with yourself is allowed I'm sorted...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giving up saying yes to doing random things for people just cause they guilt trip me into it..

Must learn to say NO ...

I'm way too nice for my own good

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By *rs EmilyWoman
over a year ago

dublin

I am giving up fab meets for lent but not by choice.

It's gonna be a long 40 days!!

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"Giving up saying yes to doing random things for people just cause they guilt trip me into it..

Must learn to say NO ...

I'm way too nice for my own good

aww if I cant guilt you into meeting how am I supposed to meet you now

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By *shoreMan
over a year ago

cork

Best answer I have seen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am giving up fab meets for lent but not by choice.

It's gonna be a long 40 days!! "

I feel your pain girl

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