FabSwingers.com forum: Best line in a film

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Heard this line in a film last night and it really made me laugh.......Swedish princess"Save the World, you can put it in my ass!!"

The Kingsman.

What's the best line from a film you've heard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok kiddies, we're going to play a little game. It's called. Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Just put it between your lips and blow...

Ingrid Bergmann and Humphry Bogart in "Casablanca "

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Nicole Kidman to possibly Bill Pullman in some forgettable movie or other... "take me upstairs and fuck me!"

I was halfway up the stairs before I realised she was on the telly. Damn!

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By *ean0001Man
over a year ago

Dublin West

You're going to need a bigger boat ...

And it wasnt even in the script. He ad-libbed it in one take but the way he delivered it makes for one of the most memorable scenes in a movie ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is not my dog.

Pink panther. Cluso ssys to bloke "does ur dog bite " " no " he answers. Cluso rubs the dog the dog bites. U said ur dog doesn't bite.

That is not my dog

Every time I c it I piss myself laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GET TO DA CHOPPAAA

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"That is not my dog.

Pink panther. Cluso ssys to bloke "does ur dog bite " " no " he answers. Cluso rubs the dog the dog bites. U said ur dog doesn't bite.

That is not my dog

Every time I c it I piss myself laughing"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Get busy livin or get busy dyin'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok kiddies, we're going to play a little game. It's called. Who is your daddy and what does he do?"

"It's not a tumor!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get away from her you bitch

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By *ublinmeathmanMan
over a year ago

clonee

I’d like to know more about you.” Anastasia replies, “There’s really not much to know about me, I mean look at me…” “I am,” he replies,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are You Size 14 ?"

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

"Ok kiddies, we're going to play a little game. It's called. Who is your daddy and what does he do?"

Lol

Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nicole Kidman to possibly Bill Pullman in some forgettable movie or other... "take me upstairs and fuck me!"

I was halfway up the stairs before I realised she was on the telly. Damn! "

lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna go get the papers get the papers.

Jimmy Twotimes,Goodfellas

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By *ublinmeathmanMan
over a year ago

clonee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pink panther one makes me laugh everytime as well

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

"Your either S.W.A.T. or your not."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get away from her you bitch "

They mostly come out at night...mostly

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By *vedonMan
over a year ago

The Dead Marshes

"All those moments will be lost in time. Like tears in rain"

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By *maigheo1Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Silence of the lambs

I can smell your c*@t

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By *ublinmeathmanMan
over a year ago

clonee

- "I had no idea you could milk a cat."

- *"Oh yeah, you can milk anything with nipples."*

- *"I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me !

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

I'm glad he's single cos I'm gonna climb that like a tree... Bridesmaids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want the truth you cant handle the truth. A FewGoodmen excellent film.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like..... Victory.

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"- "I had no idea you could milk a cat."

- *"Oh yeah, you can milk anything with nipples."*

- *"I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me !

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By *ublinmeathmanMan
over a year ago

clonee

classic line

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

Cool Hand Luke (1967)

[Luke wins a game of poker on a bluff]

Dragline: Nothin'. A handful of nothin'. You stupid mullet head. He beat you with nothin'. Just like today when he kept comin' back at me - with nothin'.

Luke: Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get away from her you bitch

They mostly come out at night...mostly

it's game over man game over

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

We've gone on holiday by mistake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hows about i give you a warm glass of shut da hell up.

You're in my world now Grandma!

You will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep!!

Ben Stiller Happy Gilmore

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By *acilory39Man
over a year ago

out n about

Ah hell Ned , I ain't like that no more

Unforgiven , clint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get down on your knees...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get away from her you bitch

They mostly come out at night...mostly

it's game over man game over "

We're on the express elevator to hell - going down!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum."

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

"I'm glad he's single cos I'm gonna climb that like a tree... Bridesmaids "

Couldnt stand the movie but great quote lol

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"I'm glad he's single cos I'm gonna climb that like a tree... Bridesmaids

Couldnt stand the movie but great quote lol"

Feckin hilarious!!!!

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Nicole Kidman to possibly Bill Pullman in some forgettable movie or other... "take me upstairs and fuck me!"

I was halfway up the stairs before I realised she was on the telly. Damn!

lol

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

One for the geeky Dr Who fans out there.

“Torchwood” — Steven Lloyd Wilson

“When was the last time you came so hard and so long you forgot where you are?” — Owen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My names Jeff

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

King of Swamp Castle: One day, lad, all this will be yours.

Prince Herbert: What, the curtains?

King: No, not the curtains, lad.

King: I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started, all I had was swamp! Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em! It sank into the swamp, so I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. I built a third one. It burned down, fell over, and then it sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up! And that's what you're going to get, lad--the strongest castle on these islands!

King: Listen, lad, in twenty minutes you're going to be married to a girl whose father owns the biggest tracts of open land in Britain.

Prince Herbert: But I don't want land.

King: Listen, Alice--

Prince Herbert: Herbert.

King: Herbert. We built this castle on a bloody swamp, we need all the land we can get!

Prince Herbert: But I don't like her.

King: Don't like her? What's wrong with her?! She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge [Gestures to his chest] tracts of land.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When Harry Met Sally- the Big O scene. The two ladies are sitting at the other table and one says to the other

"I'll have what she's having!"

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By *-4pleasureCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

I distrust a man who says "when". If he's got to be careful not to drink too much, it's because he's not to be trusted when he does......

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"When Harry Met Sally- the Big O scene. The two ladies are sitting at the other table and one says to the other

"I'll have what she's having!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off'

Classic film, love it.

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway

I still have your underwear.

Yeah well I still have your virginity! Juno

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And again my fav quote is

my name is indigo Montoya you killed my father prepare to die ....

the princess bride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Where in the hell are you from anyway, private?

Private: Sir, Texas, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy dog shit, Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, private Cowboy! And you don't much look like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down!

Full Metal Jacket CLASSIC

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

Cornholio portfolio beavis and buthead

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Somewhere out there are four terrible fathers, i would like to thank for this great night

Ted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....'make my day'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"'You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off'

Classic film, love it. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Enjoying reading all your film lines.....thanxs fab people xx

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Enjoying reading all your film lines.....thanxs fab people xx"

Great thread

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

From Dusk Till Dawn

Chet Pussy: All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got

[sniffs]

Chet Pussy: smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smiling's my favourite - Will ferrel the elf

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"From Dusk Till Dawn

[sniffs]

Holy jesus,, how long did it take you to type that out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Enjoying reading all your film lines.....thanxs fab people xx

Great thread

Thankyou x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"From Dusk Till Dawn

[sniffs]

Holy jesus,, how long did it take you to type that out

Sore fingers comes to mind

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

"From Dusk Till Dawn

[sniffs]

Holy jesus,, how long did it take you to type that out

Come now gurl typings for idiots ive better things to be doing with me fingers.

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By *ublinmeathmanMan
over a year ago

clonee

Carlito's Way

Benny Blanco : I don't know, but there may be some mis-fuckin'-understanding, I don't know man, but maybe you don't remember me, my name is Benny Blanco...

Carlito: Maybe I don't give a shit. Maybe I don't remember the last time I blew my nose either. Who the fuck are you, I should remember you? What, you think you like me? You ain't like me motherfucker. You a punk. I've been with made people, connected people. Who you been with? Chain-snatching, jive-ass, maricon motherfuckers. Why don't you get lost? Go a head, snatch a purse. Come on, take a fuckin' walk.

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"From Dusk Till Dawn

[sniffs]

Holy jesus,, how long did it take you to type that out

Come now gurl typings for idiots ive better things to be doing with me fingers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...jist me and my two buddies, Smith and Wesson'

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By *ublinmeathmanMan
over a year ago

clonee

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By *andaCouple
over a year ago

co down

Get busy living or get busy dying

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

"From Dusk Till Dawn

[sniffs]

Holy jesus,, how long did it take you to type that out

Come now gurl typings for idiots ive better things to be doing with me fingers.

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

You ever seen a grown man naked Billy?

(Granted out of context it's not that funny

)

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By *ublinmeathmanMan
over a year ago

clonee

ha ha i remember that but can't remember what film

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"You ever seen a grown man naked Billy?

(Granted out of context it's not that funny

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aeroplane

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By *ojos jugsWoman
over a year ago

Bangor

"I'm glad he's single cos I'm gonna climb that like a tree... Bridesmaids "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Groundhog day...

"Phil, Phil Connors?, don't say you don't remember me cos I sure as heckfire remember you!'....

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By *maigheo1Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Eddie Murphy.

Get the fuck out of here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wore this frock coat in Washington, before the war. We wore them because we belonged to the Five Civilized Tribes. We dressed ourself up like Abraham Lincoln. You know, we got to see the Secretary of the Interior. He said, “Boy! You boys sure look civilized!” He congratulated us, and he gave us medals for looking so civilized. We told him about how our land had been stolen. Our people were dying. When we finished, he shook our hands and said, “Endeavor to persevere.” They stood us in a line–John Jumper, Junior McIntosh, Buffalo Hump, Jim Pockmark, and me. I’m Lone Watie. They took our pictures, and the newspapers said, “Indians Vow to Endeavor to Persevere.” We thought about it for a long time. “Endeavor to persevere”. And when we had thought about it long enough, we declared war on the Union.

- Dan George, as Lone Watie, from “The Outlaw Josey Wales” (1976)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh, Frank, my lips are hot. Kiss my hot lips."

M*A*S*H (1970)

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

This watch. This watch was on your daddy’s wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured, put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew if the gooks ever saw the watch it’d be confiscated, taken away.

The way your dad looked at it, that watch was your birthright. He’d be damned if any slopes were gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy’s birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something. His ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

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By *ubzrMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I'll Be Back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dad,you were like a father to me" - DUE DATE (Zak Galifinakis)

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

Elwood... It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.

Jake... Hit it.

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By *lirtyjjWoman
over a year ago

Meath

"Ok kiddies, we're going to play a little game. It's called. Who is your daddy and what does he do?"

Kindergarden cop????

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway

"We're all mad here" Alice in wonderland.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She rrubs the lotion on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swamp fever

Hell if I know I'm new round here myself

Smokey and the bandit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chris Gardner: Don't ever let someone tell you, you can't do something. Not even me. You got a dream, you got to protect it. People can’t do something themselves, they want to tell you you can’t do it. You want something, go get it. Period.

Pursuit of happiness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely you can't be serious..."

"I am serious.....and don't call me Shirley !"

honestly my fave all time line, Leslie Neilson in Airplane. Genius !

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By *adrarfjordr VoyeurMan
over a year ago

Waterford

"Just put it between your lips and blow...

Ingrid Bergmann and Humphry Bogart in "Casablanca ""

"You just put your lips together and blow"

Actually Lauren Bacall and Bogart in To Have and Have Not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This watch. This watch was on your daddy’s wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured, put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew if the gooks ever saw the watch it’d be confiscated, taken away.

I was just about to post this Walken is the best

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Just put it between your lips and blow...

Ingrid Bergmann and Humphry Bogart in "Casablanca "

"You just put your lips together and blow"

Actually Lauren Bacall and Bogart in To Have and Have Not

well yes, them too

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By *adrarfjordr VoyeurMan
over a year ago

Waterford

"I distrust a man who says "when". If he's got to be careful not to drink too much, it's because he's not to be trusted when he does......"

I love that scene

" I distrust a close-mouthed man. He generally picks the wrong time to talk and says the wrong things. Talking's something you can't do judiciously, unless you keep in practice."

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By *adrarfjordr VoyeurMan
over a year ago

Waterford

"Just put it between your lips and blow...

Ingrid Bergmann and Humphry Bogart in "Casablanca "

"You just put your lips together and blow"

Actually Lauren Bacall and Bogart in To Have and Have Not

well yes, them too

Sorry to be pedantic I just couldn't help myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be back!!

Think that could be Fab's anthem actually

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I was just about to post this Walken is the best

"Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse, wouldn't quit. He struggled so hard that eventually he churned that cream into butter and crawled out. Gentlemen, as of this moment, I am that second mouse."

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Just put it between your lips and blow...

Ingrid Bergmann and Humphry Bogart in "Casablanca "

"You just put your lips together and blow"

Actually Lauren Bacall and Bogart in To Have and Have Not

well yes, them too

Sorry to be pedantic I just couldn't help myself

What's pedantic?

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By *o_armagh_manMan
over a year ago

Banbridge Area

"Get to da chopp-a"

.....who all read that with an Arnie accent???

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

Chief Bromden: My pop was real big. He did like he pleased. That's why everybody worked on him. The last time I seen my father, he was blind and diseased from drinking. And every time he put the bottle to his mouth, he didn't suck out of it, it sucked out of him until he shrunk so wrinkled and yellow even the dogs didn't know him.

McMurphy: Killed him, huh?

Chief Bromden: I'm not saying they killed him. They just worked on him. The way they're working on you.

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By *azsinsMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Just put it between your lips and blow...

Ingrid Bergmann and Humphry Bogart in "Casablanca ""

oops Lauren Bacall and the film is To have and have not

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

"Just put it between your lips and blow...

Ingrid Bergmann and Humphry Bogart in "Casablanca "

oops Lauren Bacall and the film is To have and have not"

Good to see you back xx

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By *azsinsMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Just put it between your lips and blow...

Ingrid Bergmann and Humphry Bogart in "Casablanca "

oops Lauren Bacall and the film is To have and have not"

apologies already corrected

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What now? Let me tell you what now?? I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.

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By *iMMFirsttimeCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham & London

"Its not eeeeeasy being brave when you're a little animal"......... Piglet in Winnie the Pooh and a Blustery Day

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

Detective Sergeant Tom Brant: A double Irish.

Wellesley Barman: Only thing buddy, we're closed.

Detective Sergeant Tom Brant: [reaches over counter and grabs a glass] Listen up, I'm only gonna say this once. I ain't your buddy. When I ask for a drink, you say, ice with that sir? Now let's begin again. A double Irish.

Wellesley Barman: You want ice with that, sir?

Detective Sergeant Tom Brant: Don't be ridiculous, who needs ice.

Wellesley Barman: [pours it] That'll be five quid.

Detective Sergeant Tom Brant: [drinks it down] Like you said, you're closed.

Jason Statham - Blitz

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

You see, there are two kinds of people in this world: the workers and the hustlers. The hustlers never work and the workers never hustle...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont make love, i fuck, hard." Who can guess the movie????

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

""I dont make love, i fuck, hard." Who can guess the movie????

50 bales of Hay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" In one way or another I've always suffered. I didn't know why exactly. But I do know that I'm not so scared of suffering now. I feel more than I've ever felt and I've found someone to feel with. To play with. To love in a way that feels right for me. I hope he knows that I can see that he suffers too. And that I want to love him."

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

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Pat Healy: My real passion is my hobby.

Mary: Really, what's that?

Pat Healy: I work with retards.

Mary: Isn't that a little, uhm, politically incorrect?

Pat Healy: Well, heh, to hell with that... no one's going to tell me who I can and can't work with, right?

Mary: No, I mean...

Pat Healy: We got this one kid, Mongo... He's got a forehead like a drive-in movie theatre, but he's a good ship. So we don't bust his chops too much. So, one day Mongo gets out of his cage...

Mary: They keep him in a cage?

Pat Healy: Well, it's just an enclosure...

Mary: No, but they keep him confined?

Pat Healy: Right, yeah.

Mary: That's bullshit!

Pat Healy: Well, that's what I said! So, I went out and I got him, uh, I got him a leash.

Mary: A leash?

Pat Healy: Yeah, one of those ones you can hook on the clothesline, and he can run back and forth and, uh, there's plenty of room for him to dig and play. That kid is really, uh, he's really blossomed.

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