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By *isdirtygirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Dublin

Did any of you ever bring a guy or girl home,, fuck them senseless and wake up to what resembles a dog the next morning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

put on to do list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bestiallity I think that's called

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you barking mad !!

Wuff woff

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By *isdirtygirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Are you barking mad !!

Wuff woff

Down doggy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you barking mad !!

Wuff woff

Down doggy

Grrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got contact lenses, it stopped the whole OMG who is this and where did my beautiful man go questions

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By *isdirtygirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Are you barking mad !!

Wuff woff

Down doggy

Grrrrrrr "

Roll over

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By *isdirtygirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Dublin

"I got contact lenses, it stopped the whole OMG who is this and where did my beautiful man go questions

Beer goggles are a killer lae

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got contact lenses, it stopped the whole OMG who is this and where did my beautiful man go questions

Beer goggles are a killer lae

Mixed with blindness yes.

Now I rarely drink, come to think of it I rarely have sex either.

I must start using this site a little better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got contact lenses, it stopped the whole OMG who is this and where did my beautiful man go questions

Beer goggles are a killer lae

Mixed with blindness yes.

Now I rarely drink, come to think of it I rarely have sex either.

I must start using this site a little better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got contact lenses, it stopped the whole OMG who is this and where did my beautiful man go questions

Beer goggles are a killer lae

Mixed with blindness yes.

Now I rarely drink, come to think of it I rarely have sex either.

I must start using this site a little better

Shocking

You'll have to show me the ropes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did any of you ever bring a guy or girl home,, fuck them senseless and wake up to what resembles a dog the next morning?

It's never happened to me but it's happened to a few people I've gone home with....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got contact lenses, it stopped the whole OMG who is this and where did my beautiful man go questions

Beer goggles are a killer lae

Mixed with blindness yes.

Now I rarely drink, come to think of it I rarely have sex either.

I must start using this site a little better

Shocking

You'll have to show me the ropes

Did you say ropes !!!!!!

Hmmmmm now that could be intresting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did any of you ever bring a guy or girl home,, fuck them senseless and wake up to what resembles a dog the next morning?

It's never happened to me but it's happened to a few people I've gone home with....

Awh fuzzy you're the king of depressive comments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best dogging thread I've seen yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best dogging thread I've seen yet

And speaking of barking mad !!!

Hello party M

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By *isdirtygirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Did any of you ever bring a guy or girl home,, fuck them senseless and wake up to what resembles a dog the next morning?

It's never happened to me but it's happened to a few people I've gone home with....

Why don't I believe that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did any of you ever bring a guy or girl home,, fuck them senseless and wake up to what resembles a dog the next morning?

It's never happened to me but it's happened to a few people I've gone home with....

Why don't I believe that

He's yummy and he's actually nice sometimes when he's not moaning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did any of you ever bring a guy or girl home,, fuck them senseless and wake up to what resembles a dog the next morning?

It's never happened to me but it's happened to a few people I've gone home with....

Why don't I believe that

You're right - no one ever brings me home

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"I got contact lenses, it stopped the whole OMG who is this and where did my beautiful man go questions

I am Here dear wipe ur eyes babe

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By *isdirtygirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Did any of you ever bring a guy or girl home,, fuck them senseless and wake up to what resembles a dog the next morning?

It's never happened to me but it's happened to a few people I've gone home with....

Why don't I believe that

He's yummy and he's actually nice sometimes when he's not moaning

Could always gag him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got contact lenses, it stopped the whole OMG who is this and where did my beautiful man go questions

I am Here dear wipe ur eyes babe

Ill leave that to u, my hands won't be free to do it

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By *isdirtygirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Did any of you ever bring a guy or girl home,, fuck them senseless and wake up to what resembles a dog the next morning?

It's never happened to me but it's happened to a few people I've gone home with....

Why don't I believe that

You're right - no one ever brings me home

Ha ha now stick out your tongue til I see if it's black

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never woke up beside a dog ,...but plenty of dirty sexy bitches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guilty as charged

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By *isdirtygirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Guilty as charged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hasn't happened to me yet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never happened to me either, wen I'm Out on the pull I stay sober..ish

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By *ojos jugsWoman
over a year ago

Bangor

Beer goggles have a lot to answer for!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beer goggles have a lot to answer for!!

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By *ojos jugsWoman
over a year ago

Bangor

"Beer goggles have a lot to answer for!!

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By *araMan
over a year ago

Coyote ugly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did any of you ever bring a guy or girl home,, fuck them senseless and wake up to what resembles a dog the next morning?

You dont need drink for that, it happens me every morning, you call her miss Decca, but she makes a good diner and is good with the kids, so hey cant complain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's happened most women that hav brought me home lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never went to bed with an ugly woman but i woke up beside a few !!!

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

"Beer goggles have a lot to answer for!!

Theyve alot of children to look after too

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

"Did any of you ever bring a guy or girl home,, fuck them senseless and wake up to what resembles a dog the next morning?

Sorry for that but u did say u have a dog fetish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes. Happened a few weeks ago. And I thought oh my good god I hope no saw us lol

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By *ippguyMan
over a year ago

tipperary

Always keep a paper bag in the bedside locker.... Just in case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make up and wonderbras were as much to blame as the beer in my younger days...I always forgave the make up but that wonder bra was a right fekka !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always keep a paper bag in the bedside locker.... Just in case

Would also Help breathing with the realisation panic !!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I often wonder about d*unken masturbation. Would I feel used afterwards?

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

I've served my time losing track of the wine

Looking through red eyes at the blues

Holdin' on 'til the very last song

Tryin' to make up my mind who to choose.

Chasing a dream in a whisky world

Down the neon avenue

And I've never gone to bed with an ugly women

But I've sure woke up with a few.

Ain't it funny how liquor and the flicker of a candle

Make you see it from a different view

Oh, I've never gone to bed with an ugly women

But I've sure woke up with a few.

I've met more than one morning lyin' there

Groanin', cryin', "Lord what did I do?"

Hangin' my head as I slipped from her bed

Tryin' hard not to leave any clues.

When I start out the evening I'm being selective

But I'll take anything after two

No, I've never gone to bed with an ugly women

But I've sure woke up with a few.

Ain't it funny how liquor and the flicker of a candle

Make you see it from a different view

Oh, I've never gone to bed with an ugly women

But I've sure woke up with a few.

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By *isdirtygirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Dublin

"I've served my time losing track of the wine

Looking through red eyes at the blues

Holdin' on 'til the very last song

Tryin' to make up my mind who to choose.

Chasing a dream in a whisky world

Down the neon avenue

And I've never gone to bed with an ugly women

But I've sure woke up with a few.

Ain't it funny how liquor and the flicker of a candle

Make you see it from a different view

Oh, I've never gone to bed with an ugly women

But I've sure woke up with a few.

I've met more than one morning lyin' there

Groanin', cryin', "Lord what did I do?"

Hangin' my head as I slipped from her bed

Tryin' hard not to leave any clues.

When I start out the evening I'm being selective

But I'll take anything after two

No, I've never gone to bed with an ugly women

But I've sure woke up with a few.

Ain't it funny how liquor and the flicker of a candle

Make you see it from a different view

Oh, I've never gone to bed with an ugly women

But I've sure woke up with a few.

Ha ha excellent my friend!!!

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

Ha ha excellent my friend!!!

http://youtu.be/NwvZWMNvdnI

If you want to listen to it.

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By *isdirtygirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Dublin

Ha ha excellent my friend!!!

http://youtu.be/NwvZWMNvdnI

If you want to listen to it. "

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

cork

Please remember a dog is for life not just for Friday nites

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By *ippguyMan
over a year ago

tipperary

"Please remember a dog is for life not just for Friday nites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did any of you ever bring a guy or girl home,, fuck them senseless and wake up to what resembles a dog the next morning?

Never done that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive been very fortunate ...its never happened to me either lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did any of you ever bring a guy or girl home,, fuck them senseless and wake up to what resembles a dog the next morning?

coyote ugly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

coyote ugly

that's when you wake up and see she's asleep long side of you lying on your arm you chew off your arm rather than chance waking her pulling it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thankfully never the latter part of the question. It did happen that the girl was not as sexy as I originally thought, but never as the OP put it 'a dog'. That is the risk of pulling when you're d*unk I guess...

+10 points for the eloquently written question OP :P

haha

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

I wake up every morning beside my dog.I sleep with him. At no stage of the night do I mistake him for a beautiful woman. At least I hope I dont

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wake up every morning beside my dog.I sleep with him. At no stage of the night do I mistake him for a beautiful woman. At least I hope I dont"

hopefully

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By *isdirtygirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Thankfully never the latter part of the question. It did happen that the girl was not as sexy as I originally thought, but never as the OP put it 'a dog'. That is the risk of pulling when you're d*unk I guess...

+10 points for the eloquently written question OP :P

haha"

Straight to the point,, that's me Europeanlad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

+10 points for the eloquently written question OP :P

haha

Straight to the point,, that's me Europeanlad

haha fairplay!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I wake up every morning beside my dog.I sleep with him. At no stage of the night do I mistake him for a beautiful woman. At least I hope I dont"

You'll never know for sure as he's unlikely to get pregnant!

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

"I wake up every morning beside my dog.I sleep with him. At no stage of the night do I mistake him for a beautiful woman. At least I hope I dont

You'll never know for sure as he's unlikely to get pregnant!

Phew.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I wake up every morning beside my dog.I sleep with him. At no stage of the night do I mistake him for a beautiful woman. At least I hope I dont

You'll never know for sure as he's unlikely to get pregnant!

Phew.

Keep a Johnny under your pillow just in case. Try not to molest him in your sleep as well though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They usually get a taxi before I fall asleep

So we don't both have the disappointment in the morning

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Maybe its time I settled down with some pups

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did any of you ever bring a guy or girl home,, fuck them senseless and wake up to what resembles a dog the next morning?

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Happened me once at a fancy dress party, Had Vodka Goggles on, landed home to his house. Met his Mum on the landing at the top of the stairs who proceeded to give me a hug as we went into his room. I sobered up very fast after that realised that he didn't actually look like Tanned toned Action Man, So I pretended I felt sick, waited till he slept then got up and got the hell out of there... That Walk of shame in a cheer leading outfit is something I'll never forget...

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By *ippguyMan
over a year ago

tipperary

"Did any of you ever bring a guy or girl home,, fuck them senseless and wake up to what resembles a dog the next morning?

Happened me once at a fancy dress party, Had Vodka Goggles on, landed home to his house. Met his Mum on the landing at the top of the stairs who proceeded to give me a hug as we went into his room. I sobered up very fast after that realised that he didn't actually look like Tanned toned Action Man, So I pretended I felt sick, waited till he slept then got up and got the hell out of there... That Walk of shame in a cheer leading outfit is something I'll never forget...

I was wondering where u went

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