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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

While the human penis is the biggest of all the ape species in length and girth, both in absolute terms and as a proportion of body size, the human testes are not. As a proportion of overall body size, chimp and bonobo (my favourite monkeys for obvious reasons) testes are twice as large as human testes, whereas gorilla testes are half the size.

In multi-male/multi-female groups, males must compete to reproduce and frequently the competition takes place inside the female reproductive tract. The more sperm a male produces and ejaculates inside a female the greater the probability that one of his will fertilise the ovum. Female chimps or bonobos in oestrus often mate with several different individuals, so males must reproductively compete in this way and larger testes will therefore confer greater reproductive fitness.

Therefore if you have big balls you have a small dick and if you have a huge dick you got little balls.

Happy Sunday folks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just my bitta Sunday reading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bollox !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"bollox !"

Exactly...big bollox

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

I wonder do monkey cocks have the same helmet,umbrella shape heads as ours,which is shaped like that to pull any other guys sperm out as your fucking before you cum yourself.

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By *oci1Couple
over a year ago

Trim


"Just my bitta Sunday reading "

Would ye not go but the Sunday paper like normal people do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So THATS why I've no balls!??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder do monkey cocks have the same helmet,umbrella shape heads as ours,which is shaped like that to pull any other guys sperm out as your fucking before you cum yourself."

Nonsense,they are shaped that way,so your hand doesn't slip off the end when having a wank

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Did I read that right,, bed head again,, one eye open and it's monkeys bollox on the menu? Jaysus all I want is a sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder : what would a Fab for monkeys be called..........'FabMonk' !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wonder do monkey cocks have the same helmet,umbrella shape heads as ours,which is shaped like that to pull any other guys sperm out as your fucking before you cum yourself."

No they don't have the bellend but they have so much sperm that they hope their little swimmers win

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just my bitta Sunday reading

Would ye not go but the Sunday paper like normal people do "

Unfortunately Im not normal. I try...but regularly fail

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wonder : what would a Fab for monkeys be called..........'FabMonk' !"

Well swingers would be appropriate to them...coz they swing in trees ya see. Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just my bitta Sunday reading

Would ye not go but the Sunday paper like normal people do

Unfortunately Im not normal. I try...but regularly fail "

Sunday papers cost too much....

Stick with the monkey stories!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just my bitta Sunday reading

Would ye not go but the Sunday paper like normal people do

Unfortunately Im not normal. I try...but regularly fail

Sunday papers cost too much....

Stick with the monkey stories! "

Better reading anyway....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stupid balls taking all my size...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stupid balls taking all my size..."

Ah shit J I had high hopes for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stupid balls taking all my size...

Ah shit J I had high hopes for you "

So did i

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The smaller the balls the more the women of the species are owned by the males.

The fact the ones with big balls all jump on several women indicates the women chose.

Human men have more of a say, they would have historically been alpha males who took the women,bullied and murdered other men.

Like gorillas, there is an alpha male so they dont need a huge dick or balls

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You actually have that backways.... WOMEN/FEMALES have more of a say end of

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You actually have that backways.... WOMEN/FEMALES have more of a say end of"

the larger human penis suggests that hominids needed to keep females with choice sexually satisfied.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder do monkey cocks have the same helmet,umbrella shape heads as ours,which is shaped like that to pull any other guys sperm out as your fucking before you cum yourself.

Nonsense,they are shaped that way,so your hand doesn't slip off the end when having a wank "

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't believe the first thing I did today,even before I get out of bed is to read a thread about monkey bollox.

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick


"I can't believe the first thing I did today,even before I get out of bed is to read a thread about monkey bollox. "

Wonders if you cut your balls off does that make your cock bigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't believe women had much of a choice.

There is evidence that they were raped a lot, that sex was very violent for them, and that humans operated an alpha structure.

I mean you could say that a big penis is linked to gaining a higher social standing. Possibly intimidating other men, and thats why it evolved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You actually have that backways.... WOMEN/FEMALES have more of a say end of

the larger human penis suggests that hominids needed to keep females with choice sexually satisfied. "

It could also be argued that a woman also has the choice to tighten up her pelvic floor muscles to attain pleasure from the big balled/smaller penis guy who produces more viable sperm.Just a thought.Of course that is assuming that larger testes do actually produce a higher number of sperm or that those sperm are stronger swimmers.

Ah fek !!! too much contemplation,I'm away to put on the Sunday dinner and feed my balls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So the question is do the ladies prefer big cocks or big balls? Or just proportionate to each other?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't believe the first thing I did today,even before I get out of bed is to read a thread about monkey bollox.

Wonders if you cut your balls off does that make your cock bigger"

Maybe,

But at least you could sing a whole octave higher!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"While the human penis is the biggest of all the ape species in length and girth, both in absolute terms and as a proportion of body size, the human testes are not. As a proportion of overall body size, chimp and bonobo (my favourite monkeys for obvious reasons) testes are twice as large as human testes, whereas gorilla testes are half the size.

In multi-male/multi-female groups, males must compete to reproduce and frequently the competition takes place inside the female reproductive tract. The more sperm a male produces and ejaculates inside a female the greater the probability that one of his will fertilise the ovum. Female chimps or bonobos in oestrus often mate with several different individuals, so males must reproductively compete in this way and larger testes will therefore confer greater reproductive fitness.

Therefore if you have big balls you have a small dick and if you have a huge dick you got little balls.

Happy Sunday folks

"
goes and hides his balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't believe the first thing I did today,even before I get out of bed is to read a thread about monkey bollox.

Wonders if you cut your balls off does that make your cock bigger"

doubthfull. I have found that if someone licks my balls for some reason my cock gets bigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Monkey balls and rainbow kissing on a Sunday morning

Just another normal day in fab world

how I love this place

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Monkey balls and rainbow kissing on a Sunday morning

Just another normal day in fab world

how I love this place "

Isn't it awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Monkey balls and rainbow kissing on a Sunday morning

Just another normal day in fab world

how I love this place

Isn't it awesome "

lots better since I got to know you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Monkey balls and rainbow kissing on a Sunday morning

Just another normal day in fab world

how I love this place

Isn't it awesome

lots better since I got to know you "

Ditto girlfriend

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