FabSwingers.com forum: man pretending to be a girl

By *ublinmeathman OP Man
over a year ago

clonee

i just had my first time chatting to a girl which turned out to be a crazy cross dressing man ! thank god i didn't meet up ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awh poor u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The beard can be a bit of a giveaway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That happens a lot on these type of sites!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Believe me love that was not your first time....pmsl

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By *ublinmeathman OP Man
over a year ago

clonee

she asked to call on the phone lol , so i gave my number waiting on a friendly hi how are you type of call , instead i get lots of breathing and really low whispering tryin to disguise the male voice lol , excuse was her room mate was in and she had to be really quiet lol, then he just said wank my big dick

, then kiked me loads of pictures of him dressed as a woman saying i know you want me lol and kept calling me daddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm nearly crying here!

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"I'm nearly crying here!

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By *ublinmeathman OP Man
over a year ago

clonee

it was very freaky , i am still shook up a bit , the most fucked up part was when he kept calling me daddy

he was older than me , my head couldn't get around it ! (scarred for life)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"she asked to call on the phone lol , so i gave my number waiting on a friendly hi how are you type of call , instead i get lots of breathing and really low whispering tryin to disguise the male voice lol , excuse was her room mate was in and she had to be really quiet lol, then he just said wank my big dick

, then kiked me loads of pictures of him dressed as a woman saying i know you want me lol and kept calling me daddy

Maybe we shouldn't meet after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wipes tears

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By *ublinmeathman OP Man
over a year ago

clonee

hahahahahahaha

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By *ublinmeathman OP Man
over a year ago

clonee

and she said she was born and bread in county laois , still living there

, and when he said wank my big dick , it was in a Dublin accent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and she said she was born and bread in county laois , still living there

, and when he said wank my big dick , it was in a Dublin accent

I'm sick laughing here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i just had my first time chatting to a girl which turned out to be a crazy cross dressing man ! thank god i didn't meet up ,

Send you a cock pic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Believe me love that was not your first time....pmsl

Your so right, the site is full of guys with female or couple profiles, happened to me loads of times

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By *ublinmeathman OP Man
over a year ago

clonee

grown married men pretending to be sexy girls on fab , like come on

there is more to life

, all i want is a side bitch

that was born female , not much to bloody ask !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joking aside , it's fukd up shit .

Hope ur the better if it .

Mrs K (really)

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By *ublinmeathman OP Man
over a year ago

clonee

yeah there was a pic of him on a erection in tights that will stay wit me forever lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I know what Mick McCarthy's been doing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yeah there was a pic of him on a erection in tights that will stay wit me forever lol

Awwww...that's a bad experience for you.if you need some TLC I will offer my services...

I'm real good like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yeah there was a pic of him on a erection in tights that will stay wit me forever lol

I just spit out my coffee !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yeah there was a pic of him on a erection in tights that will stay wit me forever lol

STOP! Seriously!

And we call that a ladder.

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By *ublinmeathman OP Man
over a year ago

clonee

yeah i am ok now thanks

, i honestly got a fright when i heard the male voice and realised i gave my number out , he rang me on private

, i texted on kik and asked why are you ringin on private and he said its a work phone its programmed that way it doesn't come off private number

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By *ublinmeathman OP Man
over a year ago

clonee

what's TLC ?

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By *ublinmeathman OP Man
over a year ago

clonee

glad everyone is gettin amused on here i like to make people happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what's TLC ?

TLC? Terrible Long Cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it's very rude of you to bring this up here in public.. I thought you liked me, and now I feel all embarrassed and ashamed.

I guess you don't want my big dick then?

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By *ublinmeathman OP Man
over a year ago

clonee

Omg just stay away from me

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By *ublinmeathman OP Man
over a year ago

clonee

i found out its tender loving cuddles ,

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By *ublinmeathman OP Man
over a year ago

clonee

he is actually still kikin me , tellin me how gorgeous i am lol

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By *ublinmeathman OP Man
over a year ago

clonee

he is actually still kikin me , tellin me how gorgeous i am lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it's very rude of you to bring this up here in public.. I thought you liked me, and now I feel all embarrassed and ashamed.

I guess you don't want my big dick then?

Damn, I should have sussed. Was your name supposed to be Bellend Hunter?!

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By *ublinmeathman OP Man
over a year ago

clonee

bell and hunter , genius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send me on his number, I'm slightly arroused ??

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By *ublinmeathman OP Man
over a year ago

clonee

bell end hunter , genius

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By *ublinmeathman OP Man
over a year ago

clonee

are you on kik

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You really are having a great time on here

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By *ublinmeathman OP Man
over a year ago

clonee

ha ha ha, i just found it funny that's all

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"ha ha ha, i just found it funny that's all"

Sweet mother of jesus,, it all kicked off while I was gone...I'm actually crying here!!! '

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"The beard can be a bit of a giveaway"

..and the penis

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Now I know what Mick McCarthy's been doing..."

I'm hoping that's the other mick you're referring to

I never refer to my callers as daddy

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By *oci1Couple
over a year ago

Trim

Just block him on Kik and get yourself a fab number

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By *oci1Couple
over a year ago

Trim

"Now I know what Mick McCarthy's been doing...

I'm hoping that's the other mick you're referring to

I never refer to my callers as daddy

lol

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By *ublinmeathman OP Man
over a year ago

clonee

it was not mick mcarthy , everyone calm down calm down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what's TLC ?

TLC? Terrible Long Cock

Yes I offered him my terribly long cock

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By *ublinmeathman OP Man
over a year ago

clonee

lol

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"it was not mick mcarthy , everyone calm down calm down

Thanks for clearing my name. I owe you one, daddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"it was not mick mcarthy , everyone calm down calm down

Maybe it was Freddy the Frock??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"it was not mick mcarthy , everyone calm down calm down

Maybe it was Freddy the Frock??"

Come to think of it......

Has anyone actually seen Mikey Mc and Freddy the frock in the same room??

Hmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe they were a girl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what's TLC ?

TLC? Terrible Long Cock

Yes I offered him my terribly long cock

You are such a bold one

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Best thread all week tears are flowing from laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmao who's the daddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh oh

do the no dad dance daddy lol

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Lmao who's the daddy

As his cock broke the ladder in his tights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck im glad I read this thread it's cheered me right up after a shitty Friday!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is too fucking funny!!!!

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By *ublinmeathman OP Man
over a year ago

clonee

i really am glad you are all laughing at my expense , , Friday the 13th bring out all the nut jobs ,

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