FabSwingers.com forum: obnoxious parking.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Obnoxious parkers are in my list of really annoying people. People who park in two spaces, people who park diagonally when the spaces aren't diagonal etc. It is especially annoying when there are many free spaces. I sometimes feel like waiting for the person to come out and tut really loudly toward them or say what an fantastic parking job they have done. I once left a note on a car. I would like to see them swinging but not the fab kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a website where you can post photos of cars parked wrong. My friend posts photos to it a lot, he gets annoyed about it too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ah the Internet. Salve for the irritated masses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I seen a guy one day outside tescos park in a wheelchair spot jump out of the car and go to walk into the shop

I was cranky the same day so called him on it

The kids pulling at my arm say Jesus mam will you shut up lol

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I parked in a disabled spot once. As I was getting out of my car an auld busybody came up and asked "excuse me,what's your disability?"

"Tourettes" I replied, "now fuck off you nosy cunt!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I parked in a disabled spot once. As I was getting out of my car an auld busybody came up and asked "excuse me,what's your disability?"

"Tourettes" I replied, "now fuck off you nosy cunt!""

ha ha ha ha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I parked in a disabled spot once. As I was getting out of my car an auld busybody came up and asked "excuse me,what's your disability?"

"Tourettes" I replied, "now fuck off you nosy cunt!"

ha ha ha ha.

Very good!!! lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having had a child who needed a wheelchair, i have to say that people parking in disabled spaces is something that really gets my blood boiling. Those spaces are there to make things a little bit easier for a minority, not so any tom, dick or harry can park closer to the shop etc so they don't get caught in a shower.

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever

"I parked in a disabled spot once. As I was getting out of my car an auld busybody came up and asked "excuse me,what's your disability?"

"Tourettes" I replied, "now fuck off you nosy cunt!""

Awe John, I find if you can't find a normal space and...like at my local football pitches where there are approximately 20 disabled spaces always empty...the usual council pc madness...(yeah why so many?, and why not 22 if you're gonna put 20 in?)

Just hunch one of your shoulders up, and drag one of your feet behind you....at least until you get beyond the first cctv camera.

Or if I'm driving my poor old mum anywhere. ...mother and child spaces are fair game. ..no?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not funny disabled parking spaces should be respected

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By *irty MurtyMan
over a year ago

my place

What Grinds my gears are the ones that park in disabled spaces or on the kerb outside door to local gym/pool,

Your going to exercise walking another 50ft not going to kill ya

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

Face book has a forum called bad parking...some special ones there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having had a child who needed a wheelchair, i have to say that people parking in disabled spaces is something that really gets my blood boiling. Those spaces are there to make things a little bit easier for a minority, not so any tom, dick or harry can park closer to the shop etc so they don't get caught in a shower. "

The only thing harder than getting a free disabled spot when its busy, is getting out of it. As soon as people realise they cant have the spot they close the gap and you cant get out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I parked in a disabled spot once. As I was getting out of my car an auld busybody came up and asked "excuse me,what's your disability?"

"Tourettes" I replied, "now fuck off you nosy cunt!""

I'm hoping you're joking mingo.

Real nerve hitting here.

Not cool to be parking in disabled spots when you're not, or not travelling with the badge holder

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By *unsterStagMan
over a year ago

Limerick

"I parked in a disabled spot once. As I was getting out of my car an auld busybody came up and asked "excuse me,what's your disability?"

"Tourettes" I replied, "now fuck off you nosy cunt!""

I used to love curb your enthusiasm!

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever

"Not funny disabled parking spaces should be respected "

Really...why are there so many disabled spaces at a football pitch....there's never any spectators at our level....

The council just have a bizarre quote they apply to every situation. ...

Some commonsense has to be applied. ..even on the forum. ..

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By *ipswingCouple
over a year ago

portrush

old saying..."if you fuck like you park ...you would never get it in" .... thinking of printing this off, and with a pot of glue..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never said anything about how many places there are but if they are there respect them and leave them for people who need them

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever

"Never said anything about how many places there are but if they are there respect them and leave them for people who need them"

Do you never question the idococrasy of just following rules..?

My point is, if 30% of the spaces in a car park solely for football pitches are marked as disabled. ..

Surely even a sheep...would know not to follow the flock...

All I have to add to you...is baa

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By *unsterStagMan
over a year ago

Limerick

"Never said anything about how many places there are but if they are there respect them and leave them for people who need them

Do you never question the idococrasy of just following rules..?

My point is, if 30% of the spaces in a car park solely for football pitches are marked as disabled. ..

Surely even a sheep...would know not to follow the flock...

All I have to add to you...is baa"

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"I parked in a disabled spot once. As I was getting out of my car an auld busybody came up and asked "excuse me,what's your disability?"

"Tourettes" I replied, "now fuck off you nosy cunt!"

I'm hoping you're joking mingo.

Real nerve hitting here.

Not cool to be parking in disabled spots when you're not, or not travelling with the badge holder "

Of course I'm joking. I would never use those spaces.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I parked in a disabled spot once. As I was getting out of my car an auld busybody came up and asked "excuse me,what's your disability?"

"Tourettes" I replied, "now fuck off you nosy cunt!"

I'm hoping you're joking mingo.

Real nerve hitting here.

Not cool to be parking in disabled spots when you're not, or not travelling with the badge holder

Of course I'm joking. I would never use those spaces."

It was a funny joke!

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