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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

Post ur most embarrassing moment don't be shy its just a laugh if u can't laugh at yourself don't laugh at others

Went out one night commando just a pair of Levis at some stage either sitting down or bending over the jeans ripped up the back just to the side of the seam hadn't a clue it happened till I went for a smoke and felt the draught. I had walked across a crowed bar with people sitting around their eye line about ass high I never returned from that smokec

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post ur most embarrassing moment don't be shy its just a laugh if u can't laugh at yourself don't laugh at others

I once went a whole day wearing two different shoes in my defence the look the same from far away

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Having my dress caught in my knickers and leaving home like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm always laughing, I'm naturally a very funny person, don't recall ever embarrassing myself although others would tell you different.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Presenting certificates/packed room

SNEEZED.... needless to say it went EVERYWHERE!!!

Had to go and wash hands when I came back I got a round of applause.

MORTO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awards dinner, bosses, clients, the lot. I tried really hard not to be late but I was, arrived as everyone was listening to the MC telling everyone dinner was about to be served if everyone could move to the dining room from the ballroom. "But ladies & gentlemen before you leave, please give your generous applause to your host, Mr & Mrs XXXXXXX..." so I hurried to get down the stairs in my dress & heels while the clapping was going on. Only made it to the mezzanine level before the hosts stood to recieve the applause and quiet the crowd, they stopped clapping just as I tripped over my hem & went ass over tit down 7 steps & ended up spread eagled face down in near perfect silence. Until I puffed my hair out of my eyes, looked back & saw my friends frozen in various stages of trying to grab me on the stairs, all with mouths wide & broke my shite laughing, followed by an entire room bursting out laughing. Twisted my ankle but didn't pay for a drink all night, got carried when we moved around and was thanked dozens of times for providing a long needed belly laugh! It's all good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Standing at the front of the chapel as my GF granny was being carried in for her funeral ...... Mobile started ringing

Tried unsuccessfully to switch it off

Couldn't find which pocket it was in !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awards dinner, bosses, clients, the lot. I tried really hard not to be late but I was, arrived as everyone was listening to the MC telling everyone dinner was about to be served if everyone could move to the dining room from the ballroom. "But ladies & gentlemen before you leave, please give your generous applause to your host, Mr & Mrs XXXXXXX..." so I hurried to get down the stairs in my dress & heels while the clapping was going on. Only made it to the mezzanine level before the hosts stood to recieve the applause and quiet the crowd, they stopped clapping just as I tripped over my hem & went ass over tit down 7 steps & ended up spread eagled face down in near perfect silence. Until I puffed my hair out of my eyes, looked back & saw my friends frozen in various stages of trying to grab me on the stairs, all with mouths wide & broke my shite laughing, followed by an entire room bursting out laughing. Twisted my ankle but didn't pay for a drink all night, got carried when we moved around and was thanked dozens of times for providing a long needed belly laugh! It's all good.

One way of making a entrance, really feel for you on that

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

i have way to many to write up but the latest one was walkin into the closed side of a glass door at a swingers party in front of everyone and i was sober

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i have way to many to write up but the latest one was walkin into the closed side of a glass door at a swingers party in front of everyone and i was sober

Sorry laid but that was priceless to see

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

I have had loads

But recently I was broken into a neighbour has rang me as I was not at home. So I rang the gardai while I was en route to my house. Got to my house same time as the guard . Did not go upstairs I went upstairs with the guard him telling me dont touch anything. In my bed on my bed underwear every where .

With 2 vibes my wand a cock ring batteries and condoms on bed. I even being upset 8 broken into was mortified the guards had seen the lot.

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

I have had loads

With 2 vibes my wand a cock ring batteries and condoms on bed. I even being upset 8 broken into was mortified the guards had seen the lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was out one night seen a girl I fancied for ages anyway plucked up the courage to chat her up, didnt see a bar stool infront of me tripped over it and busted myself she roared laughing and walked off.

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