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By *umps OP   Man
over a year ago

city

Ok ladies check your bag what's in your bag that you didn't know what you had...or an item that is there so long that it's should be in a museum..

All weird and wonderful...

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

A small bottle of lube in the lining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Purse hairbrush recites passport breath freshener pkt polo mints make up bag bottle of perfume my pass card for work two mobile phones three condoms pair of sexy panties ( just in case ) glasses and contact lenses a bannana and a screwdriver

and that is the lot

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Purse iPhone lipstick mirror . more lipstick a pen a pair Of socks hairbrush keys

Perfume phone charger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keys of Clubhouse, car, Quad, House & sheds, Mascarra,lip balm, hair grips, Hair clip, notpad and Pen, Chewing Gum, needle for Ball pump, ref whistle, perfume, 2 apples, Cattle cards to drop at the Vets & Bottle of Water..

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out


"Keys of Clubhouse, car, Quad, House & sheds, Mascarra,lip balm, hair grips, Hair clip, notpad and Pen, Chewing Gum, needle for Ball pump, ref whistle, perfume, 2 apples, Cattle cards to drop at the Vets & Bottle of Water.. "

and a partridge in a pear tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Keys of Clubhouse, car, Quad, House & sheds, Mascarra,lip balm, hair grips, Hair clip, notpad and Pen, Chewing Gum, needle for Ball pump, ref whistle, perfume, 2 apples, Cattle cards to drop at the Vets & Bottle of Water..

and a partridge in a pear tree "

Don't rule it out lol

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

No bag here

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

No bag here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Keys of Clubhouse, car, Quad, House & sheds, Mascarra,lip balm, hair grips, Hair clip, notpad and Pen, Chewing Gum, needle for Ball pump, ref whistle, perfume, 2 apples, Cattle cards to drop at the Vets & Bottle of Water.. "

Jeez that's a rucksack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Keys of Clubhouse, car, Quad, House & sheds, Mascarra,lip balm, hair grips, Hair clip, notpad and Pen, Chewing Gum, needle for Ball pump, ref whistle, perfume, 2 apples, Cattle cards to drop at the Vets & Bottle of Water..

Jeez that's a rucksack "

Gear bag is in the boot...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottle of water, iPhone, make up, perfume, purse, car keys, gym keys, office keys and an almighty pile of receipts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Purse hairbrush recites passport breath freshener pkt polo mints make up bag bottle of perfume my pass card for work two mobile phones three condoms pair of sexy panties ( just in case ) glasses and contact lenses a bannana and a screwdriver

and that is the lot "

A screwdriver tells me you may be a woman prepared for anything...Some real McGyver stuff that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My glasses that should be on my face, a purse, 2 phones, 4 pens, a plaster, a name badge, Mascara, Lip balm, Concealer and Condoms (2) 1 ribbed and 1 that's out of date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Purse , car keys, lip balm, lip gloss, bottle of water , lube,condoms and vib in a mini compartment , perfume, electric toothbrush , toothpaste , hair clips, iPhone charger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Purse hairbrush recites passport breath freshener pkt polo mints make up bag bottle of perfume my pass card for work two mobile phones three condoms pair of sexy panties ( just in case ) glasses and contact lenses a bannana and a screwdriver

and that is the lot

A screwdriver tells me you may be a woman prepared for anything...Some real McGyver stuff that!"

yes when I am tied up handcuffed and blindfolded I can free myself with a hair grip

not that I want to like

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out


"My glasses that should be on my face, a purse, 2 phones, 4 pens, a plaster, a name badge, Mascara, Lip balm, Concealer and Condoms (2) 1 ribbed and 1 that's out of date "

thats criminal that you allowed a condom to go out of date i thought that it was only me that happened to ?

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By *oveheart666Woman
over a year ago

limerick

Spare batteries

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By *ingerrrrWoman
over a year ago

Meath

perfume, about 12 lipsticks (i kid you not) keys, phone, black chocolate, water, homemade granola bar, condom, hair clips, buttons from 2 of my uniforms tunics (they keep falling out ffs)chewing gum, mini shopping fold out bag thingy, ziploc bag with chocolate protein powder...oh and purse..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were tied up and handcuffed at the same time and still manage to escape...There's a good chance you could be bigger than Houdini ever dreamed of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you were tied up and handcuffed at the same time and still manage to escape...There's a good chance you could be bigger than Houdini ever dreamed of

"

Houdini not a patch on macgyver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do man bags count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Purse, 2 diaries, perfume, deodorant, couple of hair bobbles, some sugar and ketchup sachets, drivers licence, condoms, phone charger, e-reader. Can of diet . Painkillers and other tablets.

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By *umps OP   Man
over a year ago

city


"Do man bags count?"

Why not...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if that's the case.... A notebook. My man bag is turned upside down in a corner and has been steadily gathering dust for 6 months.

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By *umps OP   Man
over a year ago

city

All sorts of items....

Definitely weird on wonderful....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My glasses that should be on my face, a purse, 2 phones, 4 pens, a plaster, a name badge, Mascara, Lip balm, Concealer and Condoms (2) 1 ribbed and 1 that's out of date

thats criminal that you allowed a condom to go out of date i thought that it was only me that happened to ? "

A little piece of has me died inside, sad times I tell ya

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By *exyHeels13Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

3 types off wet wipes, condoms, lube, battery toothbrush, toothpaste, flat shoes, make up bag, deodarant, bottle off perfume, hairbrush, purse, old rail and bus tickets, a meets parking ticket as he didn't want to leave it in his car Oops lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't use a handbag anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the usual things in my handbag and a needle and thread! lol no idea how long it's been there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Purse, keys, make up bag, condoms, gobble bobble, hair brush, mints, perfume, roll on, wipes, hand gel, hand Cream, water and a small vib.

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway

Mascara, lipstick, carmex, hand sanitiser, antihistamines, wallet, keys, plasters, paracetamol, perfume, passport, condoms, hair pins and bobbins, comb, compact mirror, lighter, water, sweetner and finally a mugshot incase I get peckish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Purse, receipts, lotto tickets, phone headphones, nail clippers, condom, lipstick, lip gloss, mascara, perfume,, hair clips and bobbles. And phone when I'm out and about

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out


"My glasses that should be on my face, a purse, 2 phones, 4 pens, a plaster, a name badge, Mascara, Lip balm, Concealer and Condoms (2) 1 ribbed and 1 that's out of date

thats criminal that you allowed a condom to go out of date i thought that it was only me that happened to ?

A little piece of has me died inside, sad times I tell ya

"

we shall have to strike up an agreement that if ever you find that your condoms are getting close to date you'll call on me to help use them before they go out of date i might even cook "Spatchcocked Poussin" while im at it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Condoms, hairbrush, makeup, pens, usb key, purse, a bottle of lynx, perfume, some sugar lumps (haven't a clue why) and a pair of knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My glasses that should be on my face, a purse, 2 phones, 4 pens, a plaster, a name badge, Mascara, Lip balm, Concealer and Condoms (2) 1 ribbed and 1 that's out of date

thats criminal that you allowed a condom to go out of date i thought that it was only me that happened to ?

A little piece of has me died inside, sad times I tell ya

we shall have to strike up an agreement that if ever you find that your condoms are getting close to date you'll call on me to help use them before they go out of date i might even cook "Spatchcocked Poussin" while im at it "

Ok, just no Ed Sheeran thanks. I'm actually gonna change that to Sam Smith, his screeching hurts my brain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Epi pen, lippy, passcard, condoms, iPhone and makeup bag full of little bottles of vodka.

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out


"My glasses that should be on my face, a purse, 2 phones, 4 pens, a plaster, a name badge, Mascara, Lip balm, Concealer and Condoms (2) 1 ribbed and 1 that's out of date

thats criminal that you allowed a condom to go out of date i thought that it was only me that happened to ?

A little piece of has me died inside, sad times I tell ya

we shall have to strike up an agreement that if ever you find that your condoms are getting close to date you'll call on me to help use them before they go out of date i might even cook "Spatchcocked Poussin" while im at it

Ok, just no Ed Sheeran thanks. I'm actually gonna change that to Sam Smith, his screeching hurts my brain "

sam smith I can do lol

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By *umps OP   Man
over a year ago

city


"makeup bag full of little bottles of vodka.

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Where is the party..

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By *umps OP   Man
over a year ago

city

Makes me smile at the things that the ladies have collected over time...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 lipsticks, my purse hairbrush, screw driver Allen keys, house keys hair scrunchies, small pliers, needles and thread small nail scissors, nail file, 4 pens and baby wiped and a baby rattle in my handbag

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"2 lipsticks, my purse hairbrush, screw driver Allen keys, house keys hair scrunchies, small pliers, needles and thread small nail scissors, nail file, 4 pens and baby wiped and a baby rattle in my handbag "

U sure that's not a tool box u have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a few pens from different hotels! lol! I also have my bank cards, wallet, driving licence, wipes, a little pink diary, a clean thong, receipts which I need to throw out lol! My phone, 2 phones come Friday!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 lipsticks, my purse hairbrush, screw driver Allen keys, house keys hair scrunchies, small pliers, needles and thread small nail scissors, nail file, 4 pens and baby wiped and a baby rattle in my handbag

U sure that's not a tool box u have "

I like to be prepared lol

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"2 lipsticks, my purse hairbrush, screw driver Allen keys, house keys hair scrunchies, small pliers, needles and thread small nail scissors, nail file, 4 pens and baby wiped and a baby rattle in my handbag

U sure that's not a tool box u have

I like to be prepared lol"

Join the AA all u need is a card call in and they send u a man in uniform all u need is condoms and wipes then ur bag is fifty pounds lighter straight away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything. Except the kitchen sink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

House keys, work keys, panadol, condoms, Hungarian money, perfume, hairbrush, makeup bag, purse, phone, a million receipts, a bag of pasta, 2 aprons, hand cream and a diary! jesus I need to clean my bag out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooops and my passport!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keys baby wipes deodorant stockings glass toy condoms hair brush and various receipts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"makeup bag full of little bottles of vodka.

Where is the party.. "

In my pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 lipsticks, my purse hairbrush, screw driver Allen keys, house keys hair scrunchies, small pliers, needles and thread small nail scissors, nail file, 4 pens and baby wiped and a baby rattle in my handbag

U sure that's not a tool box u have

I like to be prepared lol

Join the AA all u need is a card call in and they send u a man in uniform all u need is condoms and wipes then ur bag is fifty pounds lighter straight away"

Why would I call the AA man when I can do it myself lol

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"2 lipsticks, my purse hairbrush, screw driver Allen keys, house keys hair scrunchies, small pliers, needles and thread small nail scissors, nail file, 4 pens and baby wiped and a baby rattle in my handbag

U sure that's not a tool box u have

I like to be prepared lol

Join the AA all u need is a card call in and they send u a man in uniform all u need is condoms and wipes then ur bag is fifty pounds lighter straight away

Why would I call the AA man when I can do it myself lol"

Cause u have no battery charger in ur bag

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By *icketyupWoman
over a year ago

dublin

What's not in my bag is probably a better question!

Purse, iPhone, work phone, home keys, work keys, hand cream, nail file, cuticle oil, 4different lip balms, 2 lip gloss, bottle of water, tablets, USB key, clean sexy knickers, perfume, deodorant

I think that's about it but there's probably more!

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