FabSwingers.com forum: Limerick!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Following on from everyone's good mood, plus it's Valentines week and the Limerick social is on Saturday I thought do be fun to make up a Limerick about a fellow fabster !! Try not to get bitchy now!

Have fun!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Here's mine

The once was a man named Munster Stag

Who's balls they did not sag

When GG gave them a lick

An erection came over his dick

And all night long they did shag!

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

There was a young lady called GG

Who was able to squirt quite freely.

It turned me on quite a bit

To cum on her tit

But I missed out on a chance for round three-three!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was a young lady called GG

Who was able to squirt quite freely.

It turned me on quite a bit

To cum on her tit

But I missed out on a chance for round three-three!"

Ha ha deadly John

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

There once was a man, DTG

Who was adept at fingering gee.

But I'll give you a warning,

He'll only play in the morning,

Cos he's to do the school run at three!

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By *unsterStagMan
over a year ago

Limerick

"Here's mine

The once was a man named Munster Stag

Who's balls they did not sag

When GG gave them a lick

An erection came over his dick

And all night long they did shag!

Brilliant!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If this can wait till after Saturday I'll throw a few up because I haven't met any1 yet so it's hard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There once was a man, DTG

Who was adept at fingering gee.

But I'll give you a warning,

He'll only play in the morning,

Cos he's to do the school run at three!"

You're on fire John!!

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor

"There once was a man, DTG

Who was adept at fingering gee.

But I'll give you a warning,

He'll only play in the morning,

Cos he's to do the school run at three!"

Whoops, my drink just missed my keyboard!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

There once was a lady i knew

Who really didnt have a clue

I showed her my cock

She did get quiet a shock

Now she knows well what to do

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

There once was a man named John mingo

Meeting him was like winning at bingo

Depsite an average face,

He's great on the bass,

But as a Beatle he would have been Ringo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

John Mingo likes to play bass

Could he do it while I sat on his face?

He probably could

But if he got wood

I'd move & sink his mace...

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

There once was a man called cj

Who always wanted to play

The girls would run scared

Because of what they heard

Now his cock has withered away

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Great thread gb good to laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Great thread gb good to laugh

I'm in a giddy mood today myself so why not! Every little helps get over the hump of the week!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There was a couple called candy store

Who's tits I did adore

Will they be at the meet and greet?

Well that would be a treat

But then I'd be screaming for more!

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

There once was a lady, store-candy

Whose bosoms did make me quite randy.

But given a chance

I'd give her more than a dance

And in the morning she'd be walking quite bandy!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Great thread gb good to laugh

I'm in a giddy mood today myself so why not! Every little helps get over the hump of the week!

Mmm a hump u say that would be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a guy called Hal

Who at first was just my pal

Til I got a peek at his cock

And im still in shock

Damn im a lucky gal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There once was a guy called Hal

Who at first was just my pal

Til I got a peek at his cock

And im still in shock

Damn im a lucky gal

Cracker! Thank you GBaby & Mingo.

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

There once was a lady, Redhott

Who knew how to work work what she'd got.

With boobs you could cry for,

An ass you could die for,

Have I shagged her? Alas I have not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red is always on top

Of the photos that are deemed to be hot

Hubs wanted to vote

But I gave him a poke

And told him I'd get in a snot.

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"There once was a guy called Hal

Who at first was just my pal

Til I got a peek at his cock

And im still in shock

Damn im a lucky gal

"
Ha ha brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There was a young lady called red

Who I would love to get into bed

Her body is smoking

I'd give more than a poking

But I'll have to wait till hal is dead!!

Pmsl sorry Hal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha love it Candy and Mingo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a young lady called red

Who I would love to get into bed

Her body is smoking

I'd give more than a poking

But I'll have to wait till hal is dead!!

Pmsl sorry Hal! "

Lol great thread idea, giving me a good giggle

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

There was a young girl called Funplaything

Whose ass and pert boobs were amazing.

Though she's from far away,

I'm dying to play,

I'm so horny I can't find a rhyme for amazing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ha ha hands up who's in work just thinking of words that rhymes with people's usernames!

Productivity is low today, sorry boss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhhhh...Tis a great thread

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Ahhhhh...Tis a great thread

Ok annie please dont kill me for this..

The lady from monsters of party

Has a laugh you could describe as hearty.

Careful doing her doggy

Her pussy gets soggy

And if you pull out she gets a bit farty!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Party monster annie is like my sister

Doesn't mean I wouldn't shag her mister

As a person she's the best

As a ride you'll get no rest

On Saturday night who'll be pissed-er!!!???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On fab there's always a troll

Who thinks they're really quite droll

So I say to the haters

See ya laters

Go and kiss my hole

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"On fab there's always a troll

Who thinks they're really quite droll

So I say to the haters

See ya laters

Go and kiss my hole

Love it!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

When annie and i go to a do

We always visit the loo

For a bit of u know what

Shes is an insatiable tott

Annie i have a monster for u

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

There was a young fella called Damien

For lack of meets he was always complainin'

But if he turned up after an invite,

We'd all die of fright,

Cos our interest in him is just wainin'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a young fella called Damien

For lack of meets he was always complainin'

But if he turned up after an invite,

We'd all die of fright,

Cos our interest in him is just wainin'"

Haha!

Missed your calling indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Annie, Annie, Annie

Where do I start?

Champion of us mortals

Helping Noobs to start

Organiser extraordinaire

She swings her blonde hair

And like Dorothy's heels

Shit clicks into place.

But this ain't Kansas

It's Ireland you know

Whatever you do, someone has a go

So kick up your heels, pour another drink

Smile for a change, it's easier than you think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol this thread is so funny!! Who knew we had so many poets amoung us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There once was a man, DTG

Who was adept at fingering gee.

But I'll give you a warning,

He'll only play in the morning,

Cos he's to do the school run at three!"

BRILLIANT

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

There was a young man called wrx

His parties are all full of sex

To be an impeccable host,

He won't drink the most,

To keep his lad up he only drinks becks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a young lady called Lolli

Who's organised many a jolly

The host with the most

Let's give her a toast

She's one of Fabs best by golly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laid dresses as Father C.

He might let you sit on his knee

He'll have a good flirt

With his hand up yer skirt

But his sack

I yet have to see.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Thers is a lassy called lae

Who really liked to get laid

With eyes like pools

Over which i have drooled

For her id gladly delay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fantastic thread some real funny ones...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thers is a lassy called lae

Who really liked to get laid

With eyes like pools

Over which i have drooled

For her id gladly delay "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hilarious thread

Some real talent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a really funny thread!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once met a guy called Laid

I knew 'twas a good choice I made

So gimme a break

Where's me cake

Or even some jamalade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hilarious well done all

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By *unsterStagMan
over a year ago

Limerick

There once was a girl called GG

My god was she a great kisser

Her eyes were so green

They were like a jolt of caffiene

And her nails would make you shiver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for a sniper for John Mingo

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"I once met a guy called Laid

I knew 'twas a good choice I made

So gimme a break

Where's me cake

Or even some jamalade

lol i love it

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Miss cc has wonderfull breasts

I cant wait to sample the rest

Now get to bold

For u will be told

Not to many have survived the test

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On fab there's always a troll

Who thinks they're really quite droll

So I say to the haters

See ya laters

Go and kiss my hole

class!

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"There was a young man called wrx

His parties are all full of sex

To be an impeccable host,

He won't drink the most,

To keep his lad up he only drinks becks!"

very good mingo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On fab there's always a troll

Who thinks they're really quite droll

So I say to the haters

See ya laters

Go and kiss my hole

class!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my name is the mistress of fuckery

ive a p h d in cocksuckery

ill spank yer bum

and make ya cum

ill use ya

then ill lose ya

so pay attention if i choose ya !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Miss cc has wonderfull breasts

I cant wait to sample the rest

Now get to bold

For u will be told

Not to many have survived the test"

oh Cj...you crack me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my name is the mistress of fuckery

ive a p h d in cocksuckery

ill spank yer bum

and make ya cum

ill use ya

then ill lose ya

so pay attention if i choose ya !

Hahaha love it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There once was a girl called GG

My god was she a great kisser

Her eyes were so green

They were like a jolt of caffiene

And her nails would make you shiver

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Annie, Annie, Annie

Where do I start?

Champion of us mortals

Helping Noobs to start

Organiser extraordinaire

She swings her blonde hair

And like Dorothy's heels

Shit clicks into place.

But this ain't Kansas

It's Ireland you know

Whatever you do, someone has a go

So kick up your heels, pour another drink

Smile for a change, it's easier than you think.

OMG...Just seen this now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When annie and i go to a do

We always visit the loo

For a bit of u know what

Shes is an insatiable tott

Annie i have a monster for u"

Lol....I missed this earlier too...Lmao

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

We are all members of a site called fab

Where some come to find a big lad

Now dont get in a spin

If a lads not ur thing

The women here will look after ur fad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol this thread is so funny!! Who knew we had so many poets amoung us!"

I was thinking more Roddy Doyle

Brilliant post Ggbaby

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Miss CC, who hails from cavan

Is someone to whom I'd give wavin

I drove up to meet her

My car busted a heater

The furthest I got was to navan!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Miss CC, who hails from cavan

Is someone to whom I'd give wavin

I drove up to meet her

My car busted a heater

The furthest I got was to navan!"

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There was a young lady, Ms. Appletree

I wonder what she thinks of me

Her eyes are only for Ollie

As a pair they are jolly

Ah Apples let me lick ur gee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Miss CC, who hails from cavan

Is someone to whom I'd give wavin

I drove up to meet her

My car busted a heater

The furthest I got was to navan!"

Very good

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By *igglesAndGeekCouple
over a year ago

Galway

There once was a woman called pure honey

Who liked to wear a jumper with a bunny

But if you like hugs

Beware of the bugs

But honestly she is bags full of funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a lad from limerick called CJ

Who wanted to give all the lady's a BJ

But to there distress, he wore a dress

And party monsters kicked his mess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Party monster annie is like my sister

Doesn't mean I wouldn't shag her mister

As a person she's the best

As a ride you'll get no rest

On Saturday night who'll be pissed-er!!!???

Your a nutter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a lad from limerick called CJ

Who wanted to give all the lady's a BJ

But to there distress, he wore a dress

And party monsters kicked his mess

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a girl called Annie

Who had one hell of a ....

So when she points her finger

You better not linger

And for fuck sake don't call her nanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a girl called Annie

Who had one hell of a ....

So when she points her finger

You better not linger

And for fuck sake don't call her nanny

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

There's a lady here called apple tree,

Who's shacked up with a guy called Ollie,

Now I'll be confirmin'

When she speaks in German

Her boobs will erect your pee-pee!

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By *s. AppletreeWoman
over a year ago

curtain twitching sleepy village

"There was a young lady, Ms. Appletree

I wonder what she thinks of me

Her eyes are only for Ollie

As a pair they are jolly

Ah Apples let me lick ur gee!

You naughty naughty naughty little girl.....blush lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *s. AppletreeWoman
over a year ago

curtain twitching sleepy village

"There's a lady here called apple tree,

Who's shacked up with a guy called Ollie,

Now I'll be confirmin'

When she speaks in German

Her boobs will erect your pee-pee!"

Wow......gosh'em....never been a muse of such beautiful limericks before ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was a young lady, Ms. Appletree

I wonder what she thinks of me

Her eyes are only for Ollie

As a pair they are jolly

Ah Apples let me lick ur gee!

You naughty naughty naughty little girl.....blush lol"

Your in denial Apples, you want me ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

John Mingo is our silver fox

The way he rolls just rocks

He's fond of a tit

Id give him a bit

But he'd probably jizz in his jocks

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"John Mingo is our silver fox

The way he rolls just rocks

He's fond of a tit

Id give him a bit

But he'd probably jizz in his jocks

I love it. And probably true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"John Mingo is our silver fox

The way he rolls just rocks

He's fond of a tit

Id give him a bit

But he'd probably jizz in his jocks

I love it. And probably true."

Probably?

This is the funniest thread ever, we're wasted here

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By *auraxxWoman
over a year ago

east

dam it i should have chosen a Rhymier name!

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

"There was a young lady, Ms. Appletree

I wonder what she thinks of me

Her eyes are only for Ollie

As a pair they are jolly

Ah Apples let me lick ur gee!

You naughty naughty naughty little girl.....blush lol

Your in denial Apples, you want me ha ha ha

I think you'll find it's me she wants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dam it i should have chosen a Rhymier name!"

Not only one what thinks it now

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"dam it i should have chosen a Rhymier name!"

This lady laura86x,

A mistress of submissive sex,

She's a curvy wee vixen

Who needs a fixin'

At a party with Jo and with wex

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"dam it i should have chosen a Rhymier name!"

there once was a girl called laura

who had wonderfull aura.

her bedrooms skills where legendary

to get her to bed goodlooks charm

where not only needed but necessary

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

There once was a girl called Belle,

Who thought she would go to Hell,

So she tried to be good,

As much as she could,

But that didnt end well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There was a couple frosty and duffer

All night long he would stuff'er

A lifetime forum ban?

Please help If u can

But God's sake don't cuff'er

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By *s. AppletreeWoman
over a year ago

curtain twitching sleepy village

"There was a young lady, Ms. Appletree

I wonder what she thinks of me

Her eyes are only for Ollie

As a pair they are jolly

Ah Apples let me lick ur gee!

You naughty naughty naughty little girl.....blush lol

Your in denial Apples, you want me ha ha ha

I think you'll find it's me she wants

That's it ...secrets out now ...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There once was a girl called Belle,

Who thought she would go to Hell,

So she tried to be good,

As much as she could,

But that didnt end well"

Lol....do me do me

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By *igglesAndGeekCouple
over a year ago

Galway

There once was a girl called Maza Lelle

It was straight from heaven she fell

But if you forget an L

Prepare to given hell

But this doll is belle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There once was a woman called pure honey

Who liked to wear a jumper with a bunny

But if you like hugs

Beware of the bugs

But honestly she is bags full of funny"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a lady called Red

Who's difficult to get into bed

But if you manage

She'll do you some damage

And fill your pencil with lead.

Might as well do myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There once was a girl called Maza Lelle

It was straight from heaven she fell

But if you forget an L

Prepare to given hell

But this doll is belle"

just perfect and 100% true

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

There was a lad call fast

God help him he couldnt really last

Now dont get upset

He has seen the vet

His prediction is it will pass

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By *auraxxWoman
over a year ago

east

"dam it i should have chosen a Rhymier name!

This lady laura86x,

A mistress of submissive sex,

She's a curvy wee vixen

Who needs a fixin'

At a party with Jo and with wex

Haha Yay! ! Thank you laid and mingo! !!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

There was an old man called cj

Who had never cum from a bj

While the ladies had tried

Even a few had cried

They couldnt milk cj from a bj

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By *oveheart666Woman
over a year ago

limerick

"There was an old man called cj

Who had never cum from a bj

While the ladies had tried

Even a few had cried

They couldnt milk cj from a bj

Good one

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"There was an old man called cj

Who had never cum from a bj

While the ladies had tried

Even a few had cried

They couldnt milk cj from a bj

Good one

Want to try again

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By *unsterStagMan
over a year ago

Limerick

"There was an old man called cj

Who had never cum from a bj

While the ladies had tried

Even a few had cried

They couldnt milk cj from a bj

Good one

Want to try again

always the opportunist!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was a young lady, Ms. Appletree

I wonder what she thinks of me

Her eyes are only for Ollie

As a pair they are jolly

Ah Apples let me lick ur gee!

You naughty naughty naughty little girl.....blush lol

Your in denial Apples, you want me ha ha ha

I think you'll find it's me she wants

That's it ...secrets out now ...lol"

Absolutely devastated.

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway

"There was a lad call fast

God help him he couldnt really last

Now dont get upset

He has seen the vet

His prediction is it will pass"

This one really made me lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There once was a girl called Belle,

Who thought she would go to Hell,

So she tried to be good,

As much as she could,

But that didnt end well"

I love it thanks laid.

At least I'll be in good company there

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"There was a lad call fast

God help him he couldnt really last

Now dont get upset

He has seen the vet

His prediction is it will pass"
ha ha that's brilliant.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

On this sitw there is a girl called roxie

Quiet a few say she is foxie

She has orginised a do

And invited a few

The date doesnt suit and its poxy

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

There is a girl called maza lelle

Who really is looking quite well.

She looks great on a thong,

But get her name wrong,

And you will be sent straight to hell!

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By *igglesAndGeekCouple
over a year ago

Galway

"There once was a girl called Maza Lelle

It was straight from heaven she fell

But if you forget an L

Prepare to given hell

But this doll is belle

just perfect and 100% true

We aim to please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

The lady from curvy and rough

Has such a wonderful muff

I'm dying to hookup,

But lord what a fuckup

Getting to galway is tough!

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a fun lady called kitty

And I'm fond of my dewy big titties

Play by my game

And I'll be tamer than tame

But be tricky and that's it for your dicky

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

There's a lady her called bonnie blue

Who has a lovely foo-foo

I'm dying to meet her,

I'd know just how to treat her,

But I'm worried I haven't a clue!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a lad call fast

God help him he couldnt really last

Now dont get upset

He has seen the vet

His prediction is it will pass"

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mingo you missed your calling.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Theres a lady in galway i know

Who loves to put on a show

Her hubby is grand

He may even lend her a hand

Whoo hoo its off to galway i go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a woman I knew who was orange,

Ah shite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a woman I knew who was orange,

Ah shite."

There once was a woman I knew who was orange

She called it her Thursday night challenge

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

There's a lady here called pollyanna,

From heaven she is, just like manna,

With her pert little bum,

She soon made me cum,

And I shot all the way to buncranna!

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway

"The lady from curvy and rough

Has such a wonderful muff

I'm dying to hookup,

But lord what a fuckup

Getting to galway is tough!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mingo you missed your calling.

They all did..I'm amazed at the talent

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

"Mingo you missed your calling.

They all did..I'm amazed at the talent"

Am giggling here at them v.good all.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

There was a lady called kim

who joined fab on a whim

They say shes sarcastic

Kim doesnt coat it with plastic

Our kim is definitely not a jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just went to read one of these out to my work colleagues

Sometimes real world friends not knowing about fab world friends is just not good!

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

there once was a girl called laelaps

who communicated with men via apps

too many cock pics sent

a lot of them bent

she wondered where are all the nice chaps

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

There was a young girl called lae

While chatting to her friend one day

She never told them abot fab

But very nearly did blab

Lokk my friends are all bi or gay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mingo you missed your calling.

They all did..I'm amazed at the talent

Am giggling here at them v.good all.

Super they are.I wouldn't even dare to try it.

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

"Mingo you missed your calling.

They all did..I'm amazed at the talent

Am giggling here at them v.good all.

Super they are.I wouldn't even dare to try it. "

Same. Wish i could but wouldn't be a patch on these.

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"Mingo you missed your calling.

They all did..I'm amazed at the talent

Am giggling here at them v.good all.

Super they are.I wouldn't even dare to try it. "

there is a girl called CC

who favorite saint was Assisi

many payers where said

whilst laying in bed

she wished finding a man was easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mingo you missed your calling.

They all did..I'm amazed at the talent

Am giggling here at them v.good all.

Super they are.I wouldn't even dare to try it.

there is a girl called CC

who favorite saint was Assisi

many payers where said

whilst laying in bed

she wished finding a man was easy"

You sooooo got that right

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Mingo you missed your calling.

They all did..I'm amazed at the talent

Am giggling here at them v.good all.

Super they are.I wouldn't even dare to try it.

Same. Wish i could but wouldn't be a patch on these.

Give ut a go ull never know till u try i pissing my self here all day people looking at me thinking hes a happy chappy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

McCarthy is missing a treat

But landscapes, they must be beat

He stood on a mattock,

Fired his balls into his attic

And now he speaks with a squeak.

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

My sad attempt:

While perving on Fab all day

A game was decided to play

To pass all their time

Come up with a rhyme

'bout other fabbers, even cj.

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

"McCarthy is missing a treat

But landscapes, they must be beat

He stood on a mattock,

Fired his balls into his attic

And now he speaks with a squeak."

Hahaha brill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My sad attempt:

While perving on Fab all day

A game was decided to play

To pass all their time

Come up with a rhyme

'bout other fabbers, even cj.

Aahhhhhhj Kim I love it well done

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

"My sad attempt:

While perving on Fab all day

A game was decided to play

To pass all their time

Come up with a rhyme

'bout other fabbers, even cj.

Aahhhhhhj Kim I love it well done

"
come on you now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a woman here who loved swinging

The thought had her fanny a ringing

With handcuffs and jizz

She sure was a whiz

She had multiple partners a grinning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My sad attempt:

While perving on Fab all day

A game was decided to play

To pass all their time

Come up with a rhyme

'bout other fabbers, even cj.

Aahhhhhhj Kim I love it well done

come on you now. "

I am not that intelligent I'm afraid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr69:

Miss CC rhymes with nowt

So I've had to make it about

Her wonderful lips

And shapely t*ts

Maybe now she'll shake them about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got mails from plenty a guy

Who swear they are really not bi

They'll take a cock up the bum

That will sure make them cum

And pretend it was coz they got high

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By *auraxxWoman
over a year ago

east

"I got mails from plenty a guy

Who swear they are really not bi

They'll take a cock up the bum

That will sure make them cum

And pretend it was coz they got high "

Pmsl

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

"I got mails from plenty a guy

Who swear they are really not bi

They'll take a cock up the bum

That will sure make them cum

And pretend it was coz they got high "

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr69:

Miss CC rhymes with nowt

So I've had to make it about

Her wonderful lips

And shapely t*ts

Maybe now she'll shake them about?"

Of course I will shake them for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanted to stand out from the flock

At the start fab gave me a shock

With no hiding places

And No pics of our faces

But now I send pics of my cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got mails from plenty a guy

Who swear they are really not bi

They'll take a cock up the bum

That will sure make them cum

And pretend it was coz they got high

Pmsl

Oh dear god I'm shite at that pmsl

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

"I got mails from plenty a guy

Who swear they are really not bi

They'll take a cock up the bum

That will sure make them cum

And pretend it was coz they got high

Pmsl

Oh dear god I'm shite at that pmsl

Its better then my attempt. I'm pmsl here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lady called candy store

With fools she wipes the floor

She won't miss a trick

While giving you stick

I'll stop before im shown the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lady called candy store

With fools she wipes the floor

She won't miss a trick

While giving you stick

I'll stop before im shown the door

Lol!

thanks Red & nice one CC.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People are fairly unhappy

Coz some of the mods are quite crabby

Us Irish are odd

We need our own mod

Then all will be fine and dandy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will get a ban for that now...pmsl

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"McCarthy is missing a treat

But landscapes, they must be beat

He stood on a mattock,

Fired his balls into his attic

And now he speaks with a squeak."
ha ha that's brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a lady called red

Who they say gives mighty head

The harder they try

The more she's shy

And now hides under the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is a lady called red

Who they say gives mighty head

The harder they try

The more she's shy

And now hides under the bed

Lol that's very accurate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young lady called Laura

God only knows I adore her

Looks gorgeous in bed

With Belles squirt on her head

Then all we can say is "encore"!

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"There was a young lady called Laura

God only knows I adore her

Looks gorgeous in bed

With Belles squirt on her head

Then all we can say is "encore"!"

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl some very goods one there.

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By *auraxxWoman
over a year ago

east

"There was a young lady called Laura

God only knows I adore her

Looks gorgeous in bed

With Belles squirt on her head

Then all we can say is "encore"!"

swoon xx that cock, that tongue and you write poetry! Be still my aching heart hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So what's with these pic stealers

At school they were the class squealer

With small tiny pricks

And fat bellies that stink

If I meet one ill rip there head off and take a shit down their throat.....

.ummmm....i need to work on me last line...

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

There was a tall man named biggles

Who claimed he could make you wiggle

He got it all wrong

Backwards on went the thong

That couldn't hide his wee dingle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well done to all the posters, thoroughly enjoyed that thread, defo made hump day go faster!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a few people on here talk shite,

Who only the desparate thinks right,

They sometimes get put in there place and end up sitting red faced.

So stand up for yourselves my friends, and never take shit from bellends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a tall man named biggles

Who claimed he could make you wiggle

He got it all wrong

Backwards on went the thong

That couldn't hide his wee dingle "

ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Applause*

Hilarious. .. couldn't really look at this in work. Only seeing all now.

Our talents are endless in Fab Ireland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Desperate is spelled with an E

But you don't need to hear that from me

We don't need your tips

'Cos we are not dicks

& ventriloquists don't need to be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Der was a young girl called roxie

From Limerick she was kinda foxie

When she lifted her dress

And showed the boys her mess

It was anything but poxie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks guys about mine

I wish I could make some about you too but as you know Im too blonde for writing stuff luke this

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By *igglesAndGeekCouple
over a year ago

Galway

There was a lad called DTG

Who the girls all thought was hung like the gg's

But when they reach for his cock

They only find a sock

And get a case of the hehe's

And that's not being bitchy! There is always socks involved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a lad called DTG

Who the girls all thought was hung like the gg's

But when they reach for his cock

They only find a sock

And get a case of the hehe's

And that's not being bitchy! There is always socks involved

nice one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a lad called DTG

Who the girls all thought was hung like the gg's

But when they reach for his cock

They only find a sock

And get a case of the hehe's

And that's not being bitchy! There is always socks involved

#SOCKY (Private Galway Fabbers Joke)

Thank you. Love ye x

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I'm Limerick there's a lady called Foxie

Who's shown to have plenty of moxie

If you dont treat her well,

She'll give you hell

And you'll get a kick in your rocksies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GROUPHUG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pinklady we all can agree

Was troubled by more than me

She held it all back

Then went on the attack

& vanished in a puff of hypocrisy

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