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By *unsterStag OP Man
over a year ago

Limerick

Good Morning Everyone!

A bit of light cheese to get things goin....

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good Morning Everyone!

A bit of light cheese to get things goin....

Good morning!!

very good that pleased my sleepy eyes!! !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

good morning all

Anne is working in a chemist when in walks a lad and asks her for a box of condoms .

Anne asks what size

lad iv no idea so Anne says to him pull out your cock ill have a few pulls and ill know what size

man does as he is told and after a few pulls Anne calls back to Mary pass me box of large condoms

after awhile another man walks in with same request Anne say the same to him and again man pulls out cock Anne has a few pulls and shouts back .. Mary box of condoms medium

after another while in walks a very nervous looking lad again he asks Anne for a box of condoms again Anne tells him pull out cock she will have a few pulls

so nervous lad does as asked and after a few pulls Anne shouts back Mary.....

j cloth please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all.

Have a great day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning. I hope you have more of those on Saturday night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good Morning Everyone!

A bit of light cheese to get things goin....

that's a good one

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By *unsterStag OP Man
over a year ago

Limerick

"Good morning. I hope you have more of those on Saturday night

I'm sure we will think of one or two ways to make U giggle!

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By *rs EmilyWoman
over a year ago

dublin

Morning!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning. I hope you have more of those on Saturday night

I'm sure we will think of one or two ways to make U giggle!

Ooh

we though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goodmorning everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning everyone..... Giggles at dawn!? Someone woke up on the right side of the bed.... Pity it wasn't my bed this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

very very good

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all tis hump day again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all! I'm going shopping this morning *does a happy jig*. Easily pleased me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning

Going back to sleep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all tis hump day again

Hump day every day for some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning MS (who's got a skip in his step)and Curvy...

Ann and blondes??? Ye trying to say something here???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning naughty people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning everyone great jokes to read this morning have a Fab day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning everyone xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning peeps!!....

And if I don't see ya later,

Good afternoon,

Good evening,

And goodnight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning y'all

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By *unsterStag OP Man
over a year ago

Limerick

"Good morning everyone..... Giggles at dawn!? Someone woke up on the right side of the bed.... Pity it wasn't my bed this morning

I'll say nothing about beds and sides

Party Monster - Morning Darling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning to all you sexy generous fabbers xxx

Happy Hump Day

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Can i have some of your happy pills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning everyone..... Giggles at dawn!? Someone woke up on the right side of the bed.... Pity it wasn't my bed this morning

I'll say nothing about beds and sides

Party Monster - Morning Darling

Back at ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all tis hump day again

Hump day every day for some

I wish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning u lot

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"good morning all

Anne is working in a chemist when in walks a lad and asks her for a box of condoms .

Anne asks what size

lad iv no idea so Anne says to him pull out your cock ill have a few pulls and ill know what size

man does as he is told and after a few pulls Anne calls back to Mary pass me box of large condoms

after awhile another man walks in with same request Anne say the same to him and again man pulls out cock Anne has a few pulls and shouts back .. Mary box of condoms medium

after another while in walks a very nervous looking lad again he asks Anne for a box of condoms again Anne tells him pull out cock she will have a few pulls

so nervous lad does as asked and after a few pulls Anne shouts back Mary.....

j cloth please

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By *imerickboyMan
over a year ago

city

Morning all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope everyone is fab-u-lous on this (not sure how weather is) wednesday morning.. awesome nights sleep and wake to some filthy txts.. love it!!

rightly sets me up for the day!! Have an awesome one.. xXx foxie roxie xXx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning everyone..... Giggles at dawn!? Someone woke up on the right side of the bed.... Pity it wasn't my bed this morning

I'll say nothing about beds and sides

You will never win that argument baby I will always have the 'right' side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say good morning only I'm as stiff as cock this morning. I really should do a cool down session after a meet....

ouch

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Good morning peeps. Nothing wrong with having giggles in the morning especially if your woken up by someone sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning y'all

nice to read some funnies on the thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning y'all

nice to read some funnies on the thread

Its actually been great fun on the forums the last couple of days... Something must be brewing

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By *unsterStag OP Man
over a year ago

Limerick

"Good morning everyone..... Giggles at dawn!? Someone woke up on the right side of the bed.... Pity it wasn't my bed this morning

I'll say nothing about beds and sides

You will never win that argument baby I will always have the 'right' side

Arguments in bed make for hot sex!!

CC may I suggest you get all Ur meets to give U a massage before they leave!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would say good morning only I'm as stiff as cock this morning. I really should do a cool down session after a meet....

ouch"

count yourself lucky.. there are some men here that wouldnt even warm ya up!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning everyone..... Giggles at dawn!? Someone woke up on the right side of the bed.... Pity it wasn't my bed this morning

I'll say nothing about beds and sides

You will never win that argument baby I will always have the 'right' side

Arguments in bed make for hot sex!!

CC may I suggest you get all Ur meets to give U a massage before they leave!

Lol now there's a thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning y'all

nice to read some funnies on the thread

Its actually been great fun on the forums the last couple of days... Something must be brewing

Lol like when things are too good to be true they usually are?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

Why are YOU shaking? She's going to eat me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would say good morning only I'm as stiff as cock this morning. I really should do a cool down session after a meet....

ouch

count yourself lucky.. there are some men here that wouldnt even warm ya up!!!!"

Oh I do count myself lucky. It was a badly needed vigorous session

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning y'all

nice to read some funnies on the thread

Its actually been great fun on the forums the last couple of days... Something must be brewing

Lol like when things are too good to be true they usually are? "

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What did the banana say to the vibrator?

Why are YOU shaking? She's going to eat me!

Hahaha love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning everyone..... Giggles at dawn!? Someone woke up on the right side of the bed.... Pity it wasn't my bed this morning

I'll say nothing about beds and sides

You will never win that argument baby I will always have the 'right' side

Arguments in bed make for hot sex!!

CC may I suggest you get all Ur meets to give U a massage before they leave!

Lol now there's a thought

I've definitely pulled a few muscles in my time, especially after a party!!! Lol

Mr Stag can I get a massage Sunday morning please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning y'all

nice to read some funnies on the thread

Its actually been great fun on the forums the last couple of days... Something must be brewing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would say good morning only I'm as stiff as cock this morning. I really should do a cool down session after a meet....

ouch

count yourself lucky.. there are some men here that wouldnt even warm ya up!!!!"

ooohhh ouchers!!!! I'm liking that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning y'all

nice to read some funnies on the thread

Its actually been great fun on the forums the last couple of days... Something must be brewing

Spring is here so summers getting nearer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning everyone..... Giggles at dawn!? Someone woke up on the right side of the bed.... Pity it wasn't my bed this morning

I'll say nothing about beds and sides

You will never win that argument baby I will always have the 'right' side

Arguments in bed make for hot sex!!

CC may I suggest you get all Ur meets to give U a massage before they leave!

Lol now there's a thought

I've definitely pulled a few muscles in my time, especially after a party!!! Lol

Mr Stag can I get a massage Sunday morning please

Yera cmere are these massages any good lik???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning all hope ye have a great day

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By *unsterStag OP Man
over a year ago

Limerick

"Good morning everyone..... Giggles at dawn!? Someone woke up on the right side of the bed.... Pity it wasn't my bed this morning

I'll say nothing about beds and sides

You will never win that argument baby I will always have the 'right' side

Arguments in bed make for hot sex!!

CC may I suggest you get all Ur meets to give U a massage before they leave!

Lol now there's a thought

I've definitely pulled a few muscles in my time, especially after a party!!! Lol

Mr Stag can I get a massage Sunday morning please

Yera cmere are these massages any good lik???

I'm still waiting on the certificates to come through Rubes but they said to keep practicing and I'll get there

the wages are shite but the payoff is huge!!

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over a year ago

Morning all

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By (user no longer on site)
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"Good morning everyone..... Giggles at dawn!? Someone woke up on the right side of the bed.... Pity it wasn't my bed this morning

I'll say nothing about beds and sides

You will never win that argument baby I will always have the 'right' side

Arguments in bed make for hot sex!!

CC may I suggest you get all Ur meets to give U a massage before they leave!

Lol now there's a thought

I've definitely pulled a few muscles in my time, especially after a party!!! Lol

Mr Stag can I get a massage Sunday morning please

Yera cmere are these massages any good lik???

I'm still waiting on the certificates to come through Rubes but they said to keep practicing and I'll get there

the wages are shite but the payoff is huge!!

Yeah Rubes get your name down I'm doing 'take a ticket' Sunday morning, I'm first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning all!! 3 more sleeps to Limerick!!!!

I'm buying my new phone today!!

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