FabSwingers.com forum: One thing that someone would do during sex that would put you off

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just curious if anyone has anything that someone could do or has done that totally put them off during sex. For me it's either bad breath or BO. Would deflate anything for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fart....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy once pulled a dildo from nowhere and with a lot of force shoved it in my ass, to tell you I screamed, bled and cried.... Now that's going to kill a horn. DEAD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy once pulled a dildo from nowhere and with a lot of force shoved it in my ass, to tell you I screamed, bled and cried.... Now that's going to kill a horn. DEAD

Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A guy once pulled a dildo from nowhere and with a lot of force shoved it in my ass, to tell you I screamed, bled and cried.... Now that's going to kill a horn. DEAD

Oh sweet Jesus.

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

If someone fell asleep

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By *obbie65Man
over a year ago

kildare

"A guy once pulled a dildo from nowhere and with a lot of force shoved it in my ass, to tell you I screamed, bled and cried.... Now that's going to kill a horn. DEAD

That's assault, not sex !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If someone fell asleep

I did that once with the ex

in my defence I was very d*unk and the sex was boring

hence "the ex "

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

Belched

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching tv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If someone fell asleep

I did that once with the ex

in my defence I was very d*unk and the sex was boring

hence "the ex "

Snap!! PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watching tv"

pulled out the phone for a sex selfie

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By *irst officerMan
over a year ago

Naas

"If someone fell asleep

I did that once with the ex

in my defence I was very d*unk and the sex was boring

hence "the ex "

I did that too years ago ,only teenagers, d*unk , freezing cold and in a ditch in the Wicklow mountains.

Lucky she woke me up , could of got frostbite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If someone fell asleep

I did that once with the ex

in my defence I was very d*unk and the sex was boring

hence "the ex "

I did that too years ago ,only teenagers, d*unk , freezing cold and in a ditch in the Wicklow mountains.

Lucky she woke me up , could of got frostbite.

Aye ya wouldnt be long getting frostbit....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If someone fell asleep

I did that once with the ex

in my defence I was very d*unk and the sex was boring

hence "the ex "

I did that too years ago ,only teenagers, d*unk , freezing cold and in a ditch in the Wicklow mountains.

Lucky she woke me up , could of got frostbite.

Aye ya wouldnt be long getting frostbit....

Haha he's a cracker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ring me.

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By *exyHeels13Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Bad breath, Bad body oder, farting ! Though if they had any off these they wouldn't even get a kiss never mind sex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy once pulled a dildo from nowhere and with a lot of force shoved it in my ass, to tell you I screamed, bled and cried.... Now that's going to kill a horn. DEAD

That's assault, not sex !!

You are so Right!! That was Assault Causing Harm... you shoulda

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Kneed Him in the Rocks & slung Him Out!! (and Reported Him)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If someone fell asleep

I did that once with the ex

in my defence I was very d*unk and the sex was boring

hence "the ex "

I did that too years ago ,only teenagers, d*unk , freezing cold and in a ditch in the Wicklow mountains.

Lucky she woke me up , could of got frostbite.

Aye ya wouldnt be long getting frostbit....

Haha he's a cracker!

I know he's mighty lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ha ha ha, looks like I'm not the only one to have a bad experience.

One girl actually ejaculated on me, was only a young guy in college. I'd no idea women could do that I thought she actually pissed on me

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By *irst officerMan
over a year ago

Naas

"If someone fell asleep

I did that once with the ex

in my defence I was very d*unk and the sex was boring

hence "the ex "

I did that too years ago ,only teenagers, d*unk , freezing cold and in a ditch in the Wicklow mountains.

Lucky she woke me up , could of got frostbite.

Aye ya wouldnt be long getting frostbit....

Haha he's a cracker!

I know he's mighty lol

Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy once pulled a dildo from nowhere and with a lot of force shoved it in my ass, to tell you I screamed, bled and cried.... Now that's going to kill a horn. DEAD

That's assault, not sex !!

You are so Right!! That was Assault Causing Harm... you shoulda

Kneed Him in the Rocks & slung Him Out!! (and Reported Him)

Remind me never to get on your bad side ... ouch

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Called me by my real name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Called me the wrong name.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha ha ha, looks like I'm not the only one to have a bad experience.

One girl actually ejaculated on me, was only a young guy in college. I'd no idea women could do that I thought she actually pissed on me"

Know how you feel! A girl once did that on me too, I ducked for cover!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ha ha ha, looks like I'm not the only one to have a bad experience.

One girl actually ejaculated on me, was only a young guy in college. I'd no idea women could do that I thought she actually pissed on me

Know how you feel! A girl once did that on me too, I ducked for cover!!

Ha , should I ask what the Technique was??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha ha ha, looks like I'm not the only one to have a bad experience.

One girl actually ejaculated on me, was only a young guy in college. I'd no idea women could do that I thought she actually pissed on me

Know how you feel! A girl once did that on me too, I ducked for cover!!

Ha , should I ask what the Technique was??

The ducking technique? Head for a dry patch!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Ha ha ha, looks like I'm not the only one to have a bad experience.

One girl actually ejaculated on me, was only a young guy in college. I'd no idea women could do that I thought she actually pissed on me

Know how you feel! A girl once did that on me too, I ducked for cover!!

Only once feck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toys spread a lot of diseases. Imagine how many other girls he made bleed with the dildo. nasty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guy farted in my mouth whilst I was rimming Him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guy farted in my mouth whilst I was rimming Him

Oh no way.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

A very small willy...

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

"Guy farted in my mouth whilst I was rimming Him

Oh no...

Out of curiosity lads is it possible to fart while 'given her/him one'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guy farted in my mouth whilst I was rimming Him

Oh no way.

Yes way!

and what made it was worse it was actually my boyfriend!

so couldn't throw him out!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very Quick cummer..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guy farted in my mouth whilst I was rimming Him

Oh no...

Out of curiosity lads is it possible to fart while 'given her/him one' "

You mean fart in the middle of the actually thrusting??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if they got up and left be a bit of a bummer

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

"Guy farted in my mouth whilst I was rimming Him

Oh no...

Out of curiosity lads is it possible to fart while 'given her/him one'

You mean fart in the middle of the actually thrusting??"

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guy farted in my mouth whilst I was rimming Him

Oh no...

Out of curiosity lads is it possible to fart while 'given her/him one'

You mean fart in the middle of the actually thrusting??

Yes. "

Never happened to me, but I'm sure it could. What can't happen is if you need to pee whilst having sex a guy can't come. Some useless information for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never happened to me, but I'm sure it could. What can't happen is if you need to pee whilst having sex a guy can't come. Some useless information for you

I'm aware of this lol used to use it to make my guy last longer lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to say ...was giving a blow job and the smell I get a bit sick on him...he thought it was great thinking I was doing deep throat,,, I told him to zip up and get out,,,poor me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have to say ...was giving a blow job and the smell I get a bit sick on him...he thought it was great thinking I was doing deep throat,,, I told him to zip up and get out,,,poor me "

BOKKKKKKKE!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Never happened to me, but I'm sure it could. What can't happen is if you need to pee whilst having sex a guy can't come. Some useless information for you

I'm aware of this lol used to use it to make my guy last longer lol

Ha.....and I thought I was the only one. It's not very comfortable tho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never happened to me, but I'm sure it could. What can't happen is if you need to pee whilst having sex a guy can't come. Some useless information for you

I'm aware of this lol used to use it to make my guy last longer lol

Ha.....and I thought I was the only one. It's not very comfortable tho. "

Poor Lil bladder!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Never happened to me, but I'm sure it could. What can't happen is if you need to pee whilst having sex a guy can't come. Some useless information for you

I'm aware of this lol used to use it to

make my guy last longer lol

Ha.....and I thought I was the only one. It's not very comfortable tho.

Poor Lil bladder!!

I just do the 9 times tables in my head to concentrate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never happened to me, but I'm sure it could. What can't happen is if you need to pee whilst having sex a guy can't come. Some useless information for you

I'm aware of this lol used to use it to

make my guy last longer lol

Ha.....and I thought I was the only one. It's not very comfortable tho.

Poor Lil bladder!!

I just do the 9 times tables in my head to concentrate. "

Did u know u can use ur fingers for that???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have to say ...was giving a blow job and the smell I get a bit sick on him...he thought it was great thinking I was doing deep throat,,, I told him to zip up and get out,,,poor me

BOKKKKKKKE!!

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have never been able to do a blow job since

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Never happened to me, but I'm sure it could. What can't happen is if you need to pee whilst having sex a guy can't come. Some useless information for you

I'm aware of this lol used to use it to

make my guy last longer lol

Ha.....and I thought I was the only one. It's not very comfortable tho.

Poor Lil bladder!!

I just do the 9 times tables in my head to concentrate.

Did u know u can use ur fingers for that???

Yeah I know, but I only got 8 fingers

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By *ncognito4nowWoman
over a year ago

Greater (much greater) Belfast

"Guy farted in my mouth whilst I was rimming Him

Taxi!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guy farted in my mouth whilst I was rimming Him

Oh no...

Out of curiosity lads is it possible to fart while 'given her/him one'

You mean fart in the middle of the actually thrusting??

Yes. "

At a party one night...

Seen a woman getting DP he pulled out...

followed by a fart and out popped Mr.hanky....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guy farted in my mouth whilst I was rimming Him

Oh no...

Out of curiosity lads is it possible to fart while 'given her/him one'

You mean fart in the middle of the actually thrusting??

Yes.

At a party one night...

Seen a woman getting DP he pulled out...

followed by a fart and out popped Mr.hanky....

Was it Christmas??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guy farted in my mouth whilst I was rimming Him

Oh no...

Out of curiosity lads is it possible to fart while 'given her/him one'

You mean fart in the middle of the actually thrusting??

Yes.

At a party one night...

Seen a woman getting DP he pulled out...

followed by a fart and out popped Mr.hanky....

Was it Christmas??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guy farted in my mouth whilst I was rimming Him

Oh no...

Out of curiosity lads is it possible to fart while 'given her/him one'

You mean fart in the middle of the actually thrusting??

Yes.

At a party one night...

Seen a woman getting DP he pulled out...

followed by a fart and out popped Mr.hanky....

Was it Christmas??

Lol...actually yesssssssssssss pmsl...

Never see it happen before shocked my innocent mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fart...."

Very difficult to avoid during deep and fast thrusting!

Guess that's a lunch date cancelled

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

"Guy farted in my mouth whilst I was rimming Him

Oh no...

Out of curiosity lads is it possible to fart while 'given her/him one'

You mean fart in the middle of the actually thrusting??

Yes.

At a party one night...

Seen a woman getting DP he pulled out...

followed by a fart and out popped Mr.hanky....

"
achooo

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By *umpsMan
over a year ago

city

Answering the phone...

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

"Answering the phone..."

Most definitely.......and dirty smelly sheets

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By *ceryMan
over a year ago

Malahide & Waterford

"Answering the phone...

Most definitely.......and dirty smelly sheets

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By *ceryMan
over a year ago

Malahide & Waterford

"Fart...."

Vagina farts are OK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Farts, answering the phone & a pet hate of mine is women who go over the top with sex noises!!

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By *ceryMan
over a year ago

Malahide & Waterford

"Have to say ...was giving a blow job and the smell I get a bit sick on him...he thought it was great thinking I was doing deep throat,,, I told him to zip up and get out,,,poor me

BOKKKKKKKE!!

have never been able to do a blow job since

Similarly experience with a lady who's upbringing should have told her that bodily hegiene was important.... Had to make my excuses and get out of there.... Had this phantom flashback smell for weeks if not months afterwards, very off putting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy once called out his sisters name while he had me bent over his kitchen table...

I left, sharpish!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A guy once called out his sisters name while he had me bent over his kitchen table...

I left, sharpish!"

No way. That's just sick, how'd you know it was his sister??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy once called out his sisters name while he had me bent over his kitchen table...

I left, sharpish!

No way. That's just sick, how'd you know it was his sister??"

She has a VERY distinctive name. In fact I've never met/heard of another girl called H.......

The shock on his face when he realised - wish I'd had a camera!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just curious if anyone has anything that someone could do or has done that totally put them off during sex. For me it's either bad breath or BO. Would deflate anything for me. "

Got my face licked all over then had a wet tongue stuck in my ear..... Felt like grabbing a towel.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A guy once called out his sisters name while he had me bent over his kitchen table...

I left, sharpish!

No way. That's just sick, how'd you know it was his sister??

She has a VERY distinctive name. In fact I've never met/heard of another girl called H.......

The shock on his face when he realised - wish I'd had a camera!

Uggghhhhh I'm shuttering are the idea of it. If I have a bad experience boldgirl I'm coming right back to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex used to roar like tiger . I laughed first time den it just ot annoying and was putting me off .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send txt messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when she pulls out her cock and it's bigger than mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when she pulls out her cock and it's bigger than mine

Wouldn't be hard....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when she pulls out her cock and it's bigger than mine

Wouldn't be hard....

#hushyourface

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By *urph6969Man
over a year ago

moy

"Guy farted in my mouth whilst I was rimming Him

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pmsl what did you do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guy farted in my mouth whilst I was rimming Him

pmsl what did you do?

Nearly boked everywhere and stopped off cudnt go anywhere we lived 2gether lol he followed me with a massive ragin hard on n said oh im sorry but can u not finish me off!!!

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

"when she pulls out her cock and it's bigger than mine

Wouldn't be hard....

That's a bummer. Bigger and not hard

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By *urph6969Man
over a year ago

moy

"Guy farted in my mouth whilst I was rimming Him

pmsl what did you do?

Nearly boked everywhere and stopped off cudnt go anywhere we lived 2gether lol he followed me with a massive ragin hard on n said oh im sorry but can u not finish me off!!!"
pmsl and did you finish him off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guy farted in my mouth whilst I was rimming Him

pmsl what did you do?

Nearly boked everywhere and stopped off cudnt go anywhere we lived 2gether lol he followed me with a massive ragin hard on n said oh im sorry but can u not finish me off!!!pmsl and did you finish him off?

Did I like fuck!! He got nothing for a week!!!

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By *urph6969Man
over a year ago

moy

"Guy farted in my mouth whilst I was rimming Him

pmsl what did you do?

pmsl sore belly laffin here

Did I like fuck!! He got nothing for a week!!! "

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By *ornytop1963Man
over a year ago

Wexford

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By *ornytop1963Man
over a year ago

Wexford

hey guys... Am.I the only one to find a woman ejaculate or piss on me really really horny?

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway

A woman farted in my face once while I was licking her pussy I nearly puked it was disgusting

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By *urph6969Man
over a year ago

moy

"A woman farted in my face once while I was licking her pussy I nearly puked it was disgusting

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its never happend to me!hope it stays that way!lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guy farted in my mouth whilst I was rimming Him

oh I am crying with the laughing here... Poor you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hygiene.....Nothing worse than a Wang of b.o.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Die

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guy farted in my mouth whilst I was rimming Him

oh I am crying with the laughing here... Poor you

I can saw it is actually the most disgusting thing I have ever witnessed!!!

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

"A guy once pulled a dildo from nowhere and with a lot of force shoved it in my ass, to tell you I screamed, bled and cried.... Now that's going to kill a horn. DEAD

That's assault, not sex !!

With a dealy weapon.

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

"hey guys... Am.I the only one to find a woman ejaculate or piss on me really really horny? "

2 different things entirely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Updating their facebook mid session is a real turn off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

has to be fart .. or love puff as someone calls it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snore

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By *aftPunkCouple
over a year ago

Around the World

"Guy farted in my mouth whilst I was rimming Him

LOL no way!

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By *ammerandthongsCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"A guy once called out his sisters name while he had me bent over his kitchen table...

I left, sharpish!"

Omg that's just twisted. Did he ever explain why.

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By *squaredCouple
over a year ago

Dublin/westmeath/kildare

Having to use towel to dry off as guy was dripping sweat all over me, it was like a monsoon from his forehead , couldn't pay attention to anything that was going on as i was to busy trying not to drown. He wasn't even at it for long & needed new towel.

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