FabSwingers.com forum: What is your useless skill?

By *auraxx OP Woman
over a year ago

east

Having a chat with a friend this morning about useless skills.

I can shake my eyeballs and tense my boobs so they move lol

What's yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did he tell you he can tie a cherry stalk in a knot with his tongue? Very talented man, my hunter

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By *adrarfjordr VoyeurMan
over a year ago

Waterford

The ability to remember stupid amounts of useless information and drinking a pint in under one second

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can fold my tongue in half...sideways..

I'm quite flexible so I can twist my hands right round...and my legs...bit weird looking...

I can sing like Louis Armstrong...

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

i can wiggle my ears. thats the only useless skill i have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ability to remember stupid amounts of useless information and drinking a pint in under one second"
Drink a pint in under 1 second? That's gotta be a record?

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By *auraxx OP Woman
over a year ago

east

"Did he tell you he can tie a cherry stalk in a knot with his tongue? Very talented man, my hunter

No!!! But ill have to see that. He bent his arm backwards Though which is gross

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"The ability to remember stupid amounts of useless information and drinking a pint in under one second Drink a pint in under 1 second? That's gotta be a record?"

i could do bottles of wkd in just under 2 seconds and i was drinking champ in uni for 3 years straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can use the muscle in my tongue to make it grow fatter without shoving it down behind my teeth like most people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can use the muscle in my tongue to make it grow fatter without shoving it down behind my teeth like most people."
Wonder how many people's trying this now lol I just did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can mimic Christy Moore doing ride on perfectly

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By *auraxx OP Woman
over a year ago

east

"I can mimic Christy Moore doing ride on perfectly"

while fucking?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"i can wiggle my ears. thats the only useless skill i have "

I can do that as well. It's not completely useless though. It's great for getting the flies off when you're too lazy to swat them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can mimic Christy Moore doing ride on perfectly

while fucking?"

I don't know I've never tried Laura haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ironing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ironing "

Marry me?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can simultaneously cool a fry in one go having everything come out of the pan in 1 go.

No oven required.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't have any smell! Not sure its a skill but can come in handy! Does effect taste though

Means I don't have a gag reflex and I can relax my throat!

now that is a useful skill!!

lol

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Don't have any smell! Not sure its a skill but can come in handy! Does effect taste though

Means I don't have a gag reflex and I can relax my throat!

now that is a useful skill!!

lol "

I feel there could be a few more marriage proposals here before long

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

I can make time disappear! ! I can come on here for 5 minutes and lose 5 hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can talk like donald duck

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Ironing

Marry me?!

Brilliant

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By *adrarfjordr VoyeurMan
over a year ago

Waterford

"The ability to remember stupid amounts of useless information and drinking a pint in under one second Drink a pint in under 1 second? That's gotta be a record?

i could do bottles of wkd in just under 2 seconds and i was drinking champ in uni for 3 years straight "

Did two pints in under 2 seconds once and it nearly killed me

Drink sensibly kids

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"The ability to remember stupid amounts of useless information and drinking a pint in under one second Drink a pint in under 1 second? That's gotta be a record?

i could do bottles of wkd in just under 2 seconds and i was drinking champ in uni for 3 years straight

Did two pints in under 2 seconds once and it nearly killed me

Drink sensibly kids

Is that humanly possible? Are you a hippopotamus by any chance?

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By *adrarfjordr VoyeurMan
over a year ago

Waterford

"The ability to remember stupid amounts of useless information and drinking a pint in under one second Drink a pint in under 1 second? That's gotta be a record?

i could do bottles of wkd in just under 2 seconds and i was drinking champ in uni for 3 years straight

Did two pints in under 2 seconds once and it nearly killed me

Drink sensibly kids

Is that humanly possible? Are you a hippopotamus by any chance?

It wasn't the volume that was the main problem it was the fact I was drinking larger which is full of gas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can make time disappear! ! I can come on here for 5 minutes and lose 5 hours

Funny that .. I have that skill too

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

"I can make time disappear! ! I can come on here for 5 minutes and lose 5 hours

Funny that .. I have that skill too

It's great isn't it??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can jiggle my chest! Wife loves it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can avoid falling over a vacuum cleaner which hasn't been used nor moved in weeks.

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

"Can jiggle my chest! Wife loves it"

as in you've got moobs or you can flex your muscles and make your boobs move

if it's the latter I can see why she loves it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do a kartwheel lol

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

"I can avoid falling over a vacuum cleaner which hasn't been used nor moved in weeks.

another skill that I have...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can jiggle my chest! Wife loves it

as in you've got moobs or you can flex your muscles and make your boobs move

if it's the latter I can see why she loves it

no moobs all boobs! Chest guns she calls them!

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

"Can jiggle my chest! Wife loves it

as in you've got moobs or you can flex your muscles and make your boobs move

if it's the latter I can see why she loves it

no moobs all boobs! Chest guns she calls them!"

Phwoaarrrr!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can jiggle my chest! Wife loves it

as in you've got moobs or you can flex your muscles and make your boobs move

if it's the latter I can see why she loves it

no moobs all boobs! Chest guns she calls them!

Phwoaarrrr!!

hee hee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can use the muscle in my tongue to make it grow fatter without shoving it down behind my teeth like most people.Wonder how many people's trying this now lol I just did

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stick you're tongue out of mouth and put on finger on tip of tongue and use muscle to fatten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can use the muscle in my tongue to make it grow fatter without shoving it down behind my teeth like most people.Wonder how many people's trying this now lol I just did

Stick you're finger up your bum then your tongue out of mouth and put another finger on tip of tongue and use ass muscle to fatten"

That's just showing off!

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By *arky90Couple
over a year ago

Killarney

Im told that I do a good impression of Mícheál Ó Muircheartaigh....but do need a good few pints first lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can use the muscle in my tongue to make it grow fatter without shoving it down behind my teeth like most people.Wonder how many people's trying this now lol I just did

Stick you're finger up your bum then your tongue out of mouth and put another finger on tip of tongue and use ass muscle to fatten

That's just showing off!

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you can do that you win the useless thing award

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can sleep standing up.

I've just discovered that today in work after a shitty nights sleep.

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By *arky90Couple
over a year ago

Killarney

"I can sleep standing up.

I've just discovered that today in work after a shitty nights sleep.

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I seem to have the ability of making money appear out of thin air!!...

School books,

School fees,

School uniforms.... Etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I seem to have the ability of making money appear out of thin air!!...

School books,

School fees,

School uniforms.... Etc

Use velcro on the seams Fooey, then you can use them again.€!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I seem to have the ability of making money appear out of thin air!!...

School books,

School fees,

School uniforms.... Etc

Use velcro on the seams Fooey, then you can use them again.€!

Ooooh never thought of that!!

Right how do I get around the CTYI fees at DCU then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I seem to have the ability of making money appear out of thin air!!...

School books,

School fees,

School uniforms.... Etc

Use velcro on the seams Fooey, then you can use them again.€!

Ooooh never thought of that!!

Right how do I get around the CTYI fees at DCU then?

Lol! Overtime?

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

For picking useless men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For picking useless men

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

"For picking useless men

Is that an offer lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For picking useless men

Is that an offer lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quoting Monty Python

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quoting Monty Python

Although on second thoughts, that's not useless so I take it back!

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

city centre

I can pick my nose with my big toe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I give an awesome blow job

Oh wait. . . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can pick my nose with my big toe

Lol! Toes rock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can pick my nose with my big toe

Lol! Toes rock!

As long as they're not picking noses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quoting Monty Python

Although on second thoughts, that's not useless so I take it back!"

hes not the Messiah hes a very naughty boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can pick my nose with my big toe

Lol! Toes rock!

As long as they're not picking noses"

Haha! Unfotunately mine can't pick noses but can certainly grip very tightly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can pick my nose with my big toe

Lol! Toes rock!

As long as they're not picking noses

Haha! Unfotunately mine can't pick noses but can certainly grip very tightly

Sounds fun

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

"For picking useless men

Is that an offer lol

Another useless man that's all I need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I give an awesome blow job

Oh wait. . . . "

cocks throbbing everywhere!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do the crab and hold the position long enough for people to crawl under me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having a chat with a friend this morning about useless skills.

I can shake my eyeballs and tense my boobs so they move lol

What's yours?"

are you on YouTube with this ..

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

I can cum without any manual stimulation visual only

Wait that's premature not useless

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By *hristian GingerMan
over a year ago

Th'on place over yonder

I can:

Wiggle my ears

Flare my nostrils

Put a 4" nail all the way up my nose

Stand on my head alone (tho this hasn't been done in yrs)

Rift REALLY loudly

Listen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For picking useless men

Is that an offer lol

Another useless man that's all I need

PMSL!!

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By *hristian GingerMan
over a year ago

Th'on place over yonder

Just realised, all the above come from my head

I have got a useless head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can cum without any manual stimulation visual only

Wait that's premature not useless

I can cum without any manual stimulation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My recent unless skill is paying site support fees in this place...as there is,fuck all done On regards to answering peoples quequeries!!!

Pffffffffft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can cum without any manual stimulation visual only

Wait that's premature not useless

I can cum without any manual stimulation

wowsers, you must have some imagination/memory

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"I can cum without any manual stimulation visual only

Wait that's premature not useless

I can cum without any manual stimulation

Ohhh besties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My recent unless skill is paying site support fees in this place...as there is,fuck all done On regards to answering peoples quequeries!!!

Pffffffffft "

Stutter??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My recent unless skill is paying site support fees in this place...as there is,fuck all done On regards to answering peoples quequeries!!!

Pffffffffft

Stutter??

And angry one...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can cum without any manual stimulation visual only

Wait that's premature not useless

I can cum without any manual stimulation

wowsers, you must have some imagination/memory"

Imagination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I give an awesome blow job

Oh wait. . . . "

Emails came flying in with that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I give an awesome blow job

Oh wait. . . .

Emails came flying in with that one

None

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talking Klingon in my sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can cum without any manual stimulation visual only

Wait that's premature not useless

I can cum without any manual stimulation

wowsers, you must have some imagination/memory

Imagination

50 shades of grey trotting after you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can cum without any manual stimulation visual only

Wait that's premature not useless

I can cum without any manual stimulation

wowsers, you must have some imagination/memory

Imagination

practically

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I give an awesome blow job

Oh wait. . . .

Emails came flying in with that one

None

Seriously? I'm confused fun, i thought people would be intrigued to find out how good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I give an awesome blow job

Oh wait. . . .

Emails came flying in with that one

None

Seriously? I'm confused fun, i thought people would be intrigued to find out how good

Haha apparently not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I give an awesome blow job

Oh wait. . . .

Emails came flying in with that one

None

Seriously? I'm confused fun, i thought people would be intrigued to find out how good

Haha apparently not! "

Well I'd have mailed a cheeky mail for the laugh now to cheer you up but I'm blocked

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can cum without any manual stimulation visual only

Wait that's premature not useless

I can cum without any manual stimulation

wowsers, you must have some imagination/memory

Imagination

50 shades of grey trotting after you"

Imagination, right breathing, clenching and extremely horny, it'll happen that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I give an awesome blow job

Oh wait. . . .

Emails came flying in with that one

None

Seriously? I'm confused fun, i thought people would be intrigued to find out how good

Haha apparently not!

Well I'd have mailed a cheeky mail for the laugh now to cheer you up but I'm blocked

haha"

Oh ha, age restrictions eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I give an awesome blow job

Oh wait. . . .

Emails came flying in with that one

None

Seriously? I'm confused fun, i thought people would be intrigued to find out how good

Haha apparently not!

Well I'd have mailed a cheeky mail for the laugh now to cheer you up but I'm blocked

haha

Oh ha, age restrictions eh

The bane of my life on Fab haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can cum without any manual stimulation visual only

Wait that's premature not useless

I can cum without any manual stimulation

wowsers, you must have some imagination/memory

Imagination

50 shades of grey trotting after you

Imagination, right breathing, clenching and extremely horny, it'll happen that way "

sounds tantric, can you hold it to be extend the release?

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By *auraxx OP Woman
over a year ago

east

I would love to be able to do that. I nearly did once and it 's one of my horninest memories x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would love to be able to do that. I nearly did once and it 's one of my horninest memories x"

maybe ms e. Could give you some advise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes my ironing look a bit tame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know most of the elements and symbols in the periodic table

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

Is being amazing useless?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can walk home in 5 inch high heels pissed d*unk and not fall once

well tonight anyway

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

"I can walk home in 5 inch high heels pissed d*unk and not fall once

well tonight anyway

Im jealous. Can't do that anymore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 08/02/15 08:06:19]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can walk home in 5 inch high heels pissed d*unk and not fall once

well tonight anyway

Im jealous. Can't do that anymore.

Kim I'd have thought yours was rubbing people up the wrong way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have shimmied up the main flagpole in Pairs Ui Caiobh,(however it's spelt),climbed lamposts on motoeways and removed p

also climbed,freestyle ,the front of Gaiety Theatre,the mast on 3 rock andother stuff.

halsootocelss ,all baefoot I might add.

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"i have shimmied up the main flagpole in Pairs Ui Caiobh,(however it's spelt),climbed lamposts on motoeways and removed p

also climbed,freestyle ,the front of Gaiety Theatre,the mast on 3 rock andother stuff.

halsootocelss ,all baefoot I might add.

thats not a useless skill id kill to have that skill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can make time disappear! ! I can come on here for 5 minutes and lose 5 hours

I love it Lou...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can walk home in 5 inch high heels pissed d*unk and not fall once

well tonight anyway

I can do that but backwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can bend myself exactly in half. Both hands and feet on the floor. Pretty useless these days

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Is being amazing useless?

Yes when its only u that thinks that now to convince the others in my life

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"I can bend myself exactly in half. Both hands and feet on the floor. Pretty useless these days

Definitely not useless had the luck to be in a disabled toilet with a fabber that could this very handy at the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can bend myself exactly in half. Both hands and feet on the floor. Pretty useless these days

Definitely not useless had the luck to be in a disabled toilet with a fabber that could this very handy at the time

Always so classy CJ

that's why I heart you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can bend myself exactly in half. Both hands and feet on the floor. Pretty useless these days

I can do that too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can turn my eyelids inside out

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"I can bend myself exactly in half. Both hands and feet on the floor. Pretty useless these days

Definitely not useless had the luck to be in a disabled toilet with a fabber that could this very handy at the time

Always so classy CJ

that's why I heart you

Needs be laelaps

U telling me u never got an urge to partake in some spontaneous shagging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can walk home in 5 inch high heels pissed d*unk and not fall once

well tonight anyway

I can do that but backwards

show off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can bend myself exactly in half. Both hands and feet on the floor. Pretty useless these days

Definitely not useless had the luck to be in a disabled toilet with a fabber that could this very handy at the time

Always so classy CJ

that's why I heart you

Needs be laelaps

U telling me u never got an urge to partake in some spontaneous shagging

Spontaneous masterbating perhaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can bend myself exactly in half. Both hands and feet on the floor. Pretty useless these days

Definitely not useless had the luck to be in a disabled toilet with a fabber that could this very handy at the time

Always so classy CJ

that's why I heart you

Needs be laelaps

U telling me u never got an urge to partake in some spontaneous shagging

Spontaneous masterbating perhaps

in public?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can say the alphabet backwards faster than I can say it forwards

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By *auraxx OP Woman
over a year ago

east

"I can say the alphabet backwards faster than I can say it forwards

That can be your dinner party trick hehe

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"I can say the alphabet backwards faster than I can say it forwards

That can be your dinner party trick hehe

lol well I dont know if my trick is suitable for the dinner table lol

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over a year ago

"I can say the alphabet backwards faster than I can say it forwards

That can be your dinner party trick hehe

lol well I dont know if my trick is suitable for the dinner table lol"

a must see so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can twerk....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can twerk....

Like properly? Because I've seen some bad attempts at this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can twerk....

Like properly? Because I've seen some bad attempts at this

Yeah properly....

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

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"I can twerk....

That's useful. Its like a mating call to men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can say the alphabet backwards faster than I can say it forwards

That can be your dinner party trick hehe

Lol I'm sure I can come up with a better party trick than that for dinner!

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over a year ago

"I can say the alphabet backwards faster than I can say it forwards

That can be your dinner party trick hehe

lol well I dont know if my trick is suitable for the dinner table lol"

Now you can't say that and not tell us what it is!! You tease!!

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

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"I can say the alphabet backwards faster than I can say it forwards

That can be your dinner party trick hehe

lol well I dont know if my trick is suitable for the dinner table lol

Now you can't say that and not tell us what it is!! You tease!!

i can imagine lots of things suitable for the dinner table and I don't mean food. Come on laid, spill..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can juggle

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

this is the useless skills thread. not party tricks so I wont be divulging lol

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By *auraxx OP Woman
over a year ago

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"this is the useless skills thread. not party tricks so I wont be divulging lol"

Start a party trick thread s..........ooh wait... I know what it is lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can say the alphabet backwards faster than I can say it forwards

That can be your dinner party trick hehe

lol well I dont know if my trick is suitable for the dinner table lol

Now you can't say that and not tell us what it is!! You tease!!

i can imagine lots of things suitable for the dinner table and I don't mean food. Come on laid, spill..

If it involves his magic fingers then spilling is the least of your worries

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over a year ago

"this is the useless skills thread. not party tricks so I wont be divulging lol

Start a party trick thread s..........ooh wait... I know what it is lol"

First hand knowledge perchance laura??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have many skills that I'd find useless To my self but they are very useful to others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can twerk....

Like properly? Because I've seen some bad attempts at this

Yeah properly....

Well it's not useless then it's only useless if you think you can but really can't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fook I just read this .I need to shut up when am pished.ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Randy! Why did you delete that?? Wish I'd screenshotted it to show hunter now

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