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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Had a few conversations over the wkend with a certain guy an thought I should share as I'm still laughing, an see has anyone ever heard or got silly things said to them like..

1 sharks ain't fish??

2 Denzel Washington plays Morgan freeman in shawshank redemption??

3 My favourite.

Getting a party invite, doors open at 8 an close at 10 please be there b4 10 as doors close..

Question that was asked..

Jeez that's a bit mad havin a party for 2 hrs what's the point??

I just wonder what's the silliest things you have heard??

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Pmsl........He will never live it down. Should have saved the text for proof

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pmsl........He will never live it down. Should have saved the text for proof "

D just let too much oxygen to the brain I think..doesn't get out often. .telpis..lol

P's I have the txt lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg and he slags me over clouds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet he will chuffed till bits to see your taking the piss out of him on here lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yeah I mean u could always ask him about the dvd player..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I bet he will chuffed till bits to see your taking the piss out of him on here lol. "

Just as well he's no voice on here.. maybe short of a few cells too come to think of it..lol

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

I worked with a girl once and wait for it. She asked me very serious.

"How many dwarfs are there in snow white and the 7 dwarfs'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pmsl........He will never live it down. Should have saved the text for proof

D just let too much oxygen to the brain I think..doesn't get out often. .telpis..lol

P's I have the txt lol.."

Was his name Dougal from Fr Ted ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I worked with a girl once and wait for it. She asked me very serious.

"How many dwarfs are there in snow white and the 7 dwarfs' "

Team-mate of mine talking in d changing rooms last week reckoned Leo Varadkar was only pretending he was gay to get d gay vote. He topped it off by saying

' Shur he'll be sorry yet cause it will come against him when he tries to pick up birds !'

Brought it home to us that this concussion thing is serious !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was once asked in a serious note at work why would you import a motorbike from the U.S. as you'd have to get it changed to left hand drive

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pmsl........He will never live it down. Should have saved the text for proof

D just let too much oxygen to the brain I think..doesn't get out often. .telpis..lol

P's I have the txt lol..

Was his name Dougal from Fr Ted ?

"

Was thinking more like Jim Carey outta dumb n dumber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a pretty funny weekend all round really!!!

But "soft kitty warm kitty, little ball of fur

Soft kitty warm kitty, purr purr purr

Definitely springs to mind!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He must been hung like a horse for you to keep talking to him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a pretty funny weekend all round really!!!

But "soft kitty warm kitty, little ball of fur

Soft kitty warm kitty, purr purr purr

Definitely springs to mind!!!"

I was all those things the other morning lol and a d*unk kitty lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Had a pretty funny weekend all round really!!!

But "soft kitty warm kitty, little ball of fur

Soft kitty warm kitty, purr purr purr

Definitely springs to mind!!!

I was all those things the other morning lol and a d*unk kitty lol"

Eye spy with my lil eye I see.....

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By *ildarex2Couple
over a year ago

D4

I was out drinking with a guy for an cup finale that was being played in the UK and they played the English national anthem because it was arsenal and Newcastle and my friend asked why arnt they playing the scotish national anthem for Newcastle? and yes we told the rest of the pub about it also just to take the piss out of him

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By *illow1972Man
over a year ago

Naas

A few ladies here have asked me to travel in excess of 2.5 hours to meet them.

Now that was very silly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ghandi, didn't he like kill loads of people??

Can you catch diseases over the Internet like you can computer viruses??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and...

Is gas a liquid??

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Had a pretty funny weekend all round really!!!

But "soft kitty warm kitty, little ball of fur

Soft kitty warm kitty, purr purr purr

Definitely springs to mind!!!"

Pmsl.........and you all sang it so well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh and...

Is gas a liquid??

"

What about the gas for lighters? We need an engineer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a pretty funny weekend all round really!!!

But "soft kitty warm kitty, little ball of fur

Soft kitty warm kitty, purr purr purr

Definitely springs to mind!!!

Pmsl.........and you all sang it so well "

Kitty rubbing my hair it was all so magical, u on deaths door me making u tea

All one big happy family!!!

Blessed I was hun lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Had a pretty funny weekend all round really!!!

But "soft kitty warm kitty, little ball of fur

Soft kitty warm kitty, purr purr purr

Definitely springs to mind!!!

Pmsl.........and you all sang it so well

Kitty rubbing my hair it was all so magical, u on deaths door me making u tea

All one big happy family!!!

Blessed I was hun lol"

Twas magical nearly tears an all..ain't that right lol lol

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Had a pretty funny weekend all round really!!!

But "soft kitty warm kitty, little ball of fur

Soft kitty warm kitty, purr purr purr

Definitely springs to mind!!!

Pmsl.........and you all sang it so well

Kitty rubbing my hair it was all so magical, u on deaths door me making u tea

All one big happy family!!!

Blessed I was hun lol

Twas magical nearly tears an all..ain't that right lol lol "

All the love in the room was magical. Just what the hangover needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a pretty funny weekend all round really!!!

But "soft kitty warm kitty, little ball of fur

Soft kitty warm kitty, purr purr purr

Definitely springs to mind!!!

I was all those things the other morning lol and a d*unk kitty lol

Eye spy with my lil eye I see....."

I had actually forgotten that I was still so d*unk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a pretty funny weekend all round really!!!

But "soft kitty warm kitty, little ball of fur

Soft kitty warm kitty, purr purr purr

Definitely springs to mind!!!

Pmsl.........and you all sang it so well

Kitty rubbing my hair it was all so magical, u on deaths door me making u tea

All one big happy family!!!

Blessed I was hun lol

Twas magical nearly tears an all..ain't that right lol lol

All the love in the room was magical. Just what the hangover needed "

Haha it was actually all quite nice ... Good friends that's all u need for moments like that

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

First mobile fone I got was a company fone in holland,boss gave me fone and card with credit on it

Told boss,in front of everyone, I put card in fone but still not working,he said give me card and ill do it,I said its in fone

I had the card in the back of fone rammed under the battery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First mobile fone I got was a company fone in holland,boss gave me fone and card with credit on it

Told boss,in front of everyone, I put card in fone but still not working,he said give me card and ill do it,I said its in fone

I had the card in the back of fone rammed under the battery "

And that is why women are the superior species lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He must been hung like a horse for you to keep talking to him"

Lets just say it was hard for me to talk with my mouth full

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lol

"

Not sure if this cpl prof thing is gonna work out with that kinda carry on lol

Frosty

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Oh and...

Is gas a liquid??

What about the gas for lighters? We need an engineer! "

Liquid petroleum gas

As the liquid evaporates the gas is released

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