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Could any real nurses near ards area contact me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Please need advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What went through your head when posting this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ring 999...

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By *iss my assMan
over a year ago

derry/donegal

got his knob stuck n his rubber dolls ass n is afraid to call 999 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I was thinking toe stuck in bath tap

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've this illness that went I eat something I take a strange reaction and swell up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was it a cock you ate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've this illness that went I eat something I take a strange reaction and swell up "

We've all got that

It's called getting fat

Exercise is the only known cure

And yes I'm a real nurse

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By *iss my assMan
over a year ago

derry/donegal

ur mixing ur msds up wit ur viagra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've this illness that went I eat something I take a strange reaction and swell up

We've all got that

It's called getting fat

Exercise is the only known cure

And yes I'm a real nurse "

Lol I can't stop laughing at this one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've this illness that went I eat something I take a strange reaction and swell up "

What are you eating...??

Your stomach swells or what else swells...??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've this illness that went I eat something I take a strange reaction and swell up

What are you eating...??

Your stomach swells or what else swells...??"
ooooh missy must be in her nurses uniform

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've this illness that went I eat something I take a strange reaction and swell up "

Go to your chemist tomorrow and ask for a food intolerance test

In the meantime stop eating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've this illness that went I eat something I take a strange reaction and swell up

What are you eating...??

Your stomach swells or what else swells...?? ooooh missy must be in her nurses uniform "

U wish sweet cheeks...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've this illness that went I eat something I take a strange reaction and swell up

What are you eating...??

Your stomach swells or what else swells...?? ooooh missy must be in her nurses uniform

U wish sweet cheeks... "
I do and now I shall be dreaming of it night sweetcheeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please need advice"

Check out the 'Rash' thread,

It might help

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By *obbie65Man
over a year ago

kildare

Why do they need to be near Ards ? An online nurse from Kerry would be just as good.

Just a different accent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've this illness that went I eat something I take a strange reaction and swell up

Go to your chemist tomorrow and ask for a food intolerance test

In the meantime stop eating "

And if all this fails please be advised that you cannot rely on any of this information to try and pin a medical negligence claim on someone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've this illness that went I eat something I take a strange reaction and swell up

Go to your chemist tomorrow and ask for a food intolerance test

In the meantime stop eating

And if all this fails please be advised that you cannot rely on any of this information to try and pin a medical negligence claim on someone. "

They could always blame Sydney University!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've this illness that went I eat something I take a strange reaction and swell up

Go to your chemist tomorrow and ask for a food intolerance test

In the meantime stop eating

And if all this fails please be advised that you cannot rely on any of this information to try and pin a medical negligence claim on someone.

They could always blame Sydney University!! "

That infamous organisation Fooey? Sure they must be broke by now with all the photo robbing that goes on

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By *rsmith21Man
over a year ago

Never never land


"I've this illness that went I eat something I take a strange reaction and swell up "

I get that to I eat pussy and my cock swells it's perfectaly normal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do they need to be near Ards ? An online nurse from Kerry would be just as good.

Just a different accent. "

Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've this illness that went I eat something I take a strange reaction and swell up

Go to your chemist tomorrow and ask for a food intolerance test

In the meantime stop eating

And if all this fails please be advised that you cannot rely on any of this information to try and pin a medical negligence claim on someone.

They could always blame Sydney University!!

That infamous organisation Fooey? Sure they must be broke by now with all the photo robbing that goes on "

I'm surprised they're still able to function with all the legalities and actions taken against them!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It happens mostly when I eat anything made with the coco bean

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

In all seriousness I do need a local nurse for advice and maybe a bit of help wi something pm me if u are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It happens mostly when I eat anything made with the coco bean"

Ah! Now Ards makes sense, sure it's the home of the coco bean!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It happens mostly when I eat anything made with the coco bean"

Okay, food intolerance test is your next step...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It happens mostly when I eat anything made with the coco bean"

Surely this is a piss take?

Have u tried not eating coco bean to see what happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nee naw nee naw....i about all the advice i can muster....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nee naw nee naw....i about all the advice i can muster.... "

Is...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It happens mostly when I eat anything made with the coco bean

Surely this is a piss take?

Have u tried not eating coco bean to see what happens "

Ya he falls asleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nee naw nee naw....i about all the advice i can muster.... "

Sound advice too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I tried not eating anything made by coco beans but very aggressive and frustrated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It happens mostly when I eat anything made with the coco bean

Surely this is a piss take?

Have u tried not eating coco bean to see what happens "

Hey..i get it..i knew a lad at college that had the same thing, we noticed it as we saw his belly start to swell after he had hot chocolate and a packet of chocolate didgy's every night, then he started experimenting with mars bars and dairy milk...his belly got fucking huuuuge!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It happens mostly when I eat anything made with the coco bean

Ah! Now Ards makes sense, sure it's the home of the coco bean! "

Thank fuck he doesn't live in Loompaland!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your doctor would be ur best bet, it's confidential also lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nee naw nee naw....i about all the advice i can muster....

Sound advice too"

Thought so meself...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It happens mostly when I eat anything made with the coco bean

Ah! Now Ards makes sense, sure it's the home of the coco bean!

Thank fuck he doesn't live in Loompaland!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"got his knob stuck n his rubber dolls ass n is afraid to call 999 lol"

haha!!!!

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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago

Cougarville


"Please need advice"

It's nutritional advice you need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please need advice

It's nutritional advice you need "

Ya I don't think a swingers site is the best place for medical advice I dunno maybe try your GP? Just a thought

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I only need a jab but I can't reach place to do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only need a jab but I can't reach place to do it "
A little prick in the ass?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh that's luvly that is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like you enjoyed it

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