FabSwingers.com forum: The wrong hole

By *irst officer OP Man
over a year ago

Naas

How many of you have accidentally but it in the wrong hole by mistake.?? And ofcours for the women how many has it happened too.??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you?

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By *irst officer OP Man
over a year ago

Naas

"Have you?"

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you?

Yes.

Accidentally on purpose?

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By *ammerandthongsCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Have you?

Yes.

Accidentally on purpose?"

I was wondering the same

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By *irst officer OP Man
over a year ago

Naas

"Have you?

Yes.

Accidentally on purpose?"

Sometimes and have even paid for it, little fetishist period a few years ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me... Ouch, wasn't expecting it.

We were going at a fairly frantic pace too.

Again, ouch!

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Yea was hammering away and next thing it was in her ear

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By *irst officer OP Man
over a year ago

Naas

"Yea was hammering away and next thing it was in her ear"

Ah hal, I told you about the steroids, they cause damage to others.

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

"Have you?

Yes.

Accidentally on purpose?

Sometimes and have even paid for it, little fetishist period a few years ago.

and i told you about paying for prostitutes,it causes damage to others

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

The wrong hole?

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By *irst officer OP Man
over a year ago

Naas

"Have you?

Yes.

Accidentally on purpose?

Sometimes and have even paid for it, little fetishist period a few years ago.

and i told you about paying for prostitutes,it causes damage to others"

I must remember that , I have a whole 12 hours in Amsterdam on Sunday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many of you have accidentally but it in the wrong hole by mistake.?? And ofcours for the women how many has it happened too.??

once with an ex I did slip and miss, needless to say she was not happy

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By *irst officer OP Man
over a year ago

Naas

"The wrong hole? "

Awha sorry , I tried to include everyone in the post.

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Have you?

Yes.

Accidentally on purpose?

Sometimes and have even paid for it, little fetishist period a few years ago.

and i told you about paying for prostitutes,it causes damage to others

I must remember that , I have a whole 12 hours in Amsterdam on Sunday.

I'm heading over on sunday....are you flying me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you?

Yes.

Accidentally on purpose?

Sometimes and have even paid for it, little fetishist period a few years ago.

and i told you about paying for prostitutes,it causes damage to others

I must remember that , I have a whole 12 hours in Amsterdam on Sunday.

I'm heading over on sunday....are you flying me?"

I didn't know they allowed baggage handlers to fly!

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By *irst officer OP Man
over a year ago

Naas

"Have you?

Yes.

Accidentally on purpose?

Sometimes and have even paid for it, little fetishist period a few years ago.

and i told you about paying for prostitutes,it causes damage to others

I must remember that , I have a whole 12 hours in Amsterdam on Sunday.

I'm heading over on sunday....are you flying me?"

What flight are you on you can pm if you want .

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By *ippguyMan
over a year ago

tipperary

I did it once. Had an ex of mine on all fours after a few drinks one nite and was goin hell for leather. As soon as it went into her arse she nearly hit the ceiling with the jump. She ended up on the floor curled up like ace Ventura in the shower. Never was I called so many names in my life but it was an accident

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By *irst officer OP Man
over a year ago

Naas

"Have you?

Yes.

Accidentally on purpose?

Sometimes and have even paid for it, little fetishist period a few years ago.

and i told you about paying for prostitutes,it causes damage to others

I must remember that , I have a whole 12 hours in Amsterdam on Sunday.

I'm heading over on sunday....are you flying me?

I didn't know they allowed baggage handlers to fly!

Fooey it's unfortunate for you that your such a small minded person but believe, it's more unfortunate for me, I'll be paying contribution to your welfare payments for the rest of your life.

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

Dont get the fascination with the whole up the bum thing. I aint gay I aint going up the bum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you?

Yes.

Accidentally on purpose?

Sometimes and have even paid for it, little fetishist period a few years ago.

and i told you about paying for prostitutes,it causes damage to others

I must remember that , I have a whole 12 hours in Amsterdam on Sunday.

I'm heading over on sunday....are you flying me?

I didn't know they allowed baggage handlers to fly!

Fooey it's unfortunate for you that your such a small minded person but believe, it's more unfortunate for me, I'll be paying contribution to your welfare payments for the rest of your life.

really ???

pompous much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you?

Yes.

Accidentally on purpose?

Sometimes and have even paid for it, little fetishist period a few years ago.

and i told you about paying for prostitutes,it causes damage to others

I must remember that , I have a whole 12 hours in Amsterdam on Sunday.

I'm heading over on sunday....are you flying me?"

I would pray not

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I've never played golf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you?

Yes.

Accidentally on purpose?

Sometimes and have even paid for it, little fetishist period a few years ago.

and i told you about paying for prostitutes,it causes damage to others

I must remember that , I have a whole 12 hours in Amsterdam on Sunday.

I'm heading over on sunday....are you flying me?

What flight are you on you can pm if you want ."

I wanna know if he's on your flight now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many of you have accidentally but it in the wrong hole by mistake.?? And ofcours for the women how many has it happened too.??

Normally, I'd notice if the wee fella was knocking at the wrong door but if you're of smaller size maybe it went unnoticed?

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

I got clamped parking in the wrong spot before....is that the same....well it did hurt to pay the fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tigger has always done it on purpose and it's usually fucking amazing such different sensations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never played golf

Using the wrong club again mike ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you?

Yes.

Accidentally on purpose?

Sometimes and have even paid for it, little fetishist period a few years ago.

and i told you about paying for prostitutes,it causes damage to others

I must remember that , I have a whole 12 hours in Amsterdam on Sunday.

I'm heading over on sunday....are you flying me?

I didn't know they allowed baggage handlers to fly!

Fooey it's unfortunate for you that your such a small minded person but believe, it's more unfortunate for me, I'll be paying contribution to your welfare payments for the rest of your life.

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On behalf of all welfare recipients, thank you so much, you really are an officer and a gentleman

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

I can see why he has to pay for it,a real charmer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you?

Yes.

Accidentally on purpose?

Sometimes and have even paid for it, little fetishist period a few years ago.

and i told you about paying for prostitutes,it causes damage to others

I must remember that , I have a whole 12 hours in Amsterdam on Sunday.

I'm heading over on sunday....are you flying me?

I didn't know they allowed baggage handlers to fly!

Fooey it's unfortunate for you that your such a small minded person but believe, it's more unfortunate for me, I'll be paying contribution to your welfare payments for the rest of your life.

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take it will be a small contribution you will make

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont get the fascination with the whole up the bum thing. I aint gay I aint going up the bum."

Breaking news...Having anal sex with a woman doesn't make you gay. It might however might make you very happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you?

Yes.

Accidentally on purpose?

Sometimes and have even paid for it, little fetishist period a few years ago.

and i told you about paying for prostitutes,it causes damage to others

I must remember that , I have a whole 12 hours in Amsterdam on Sunday.

I'm heading over on sunday....are you flying me?

I didn't know they allowed baggage handlers to fly!

Bold boy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont get the fascination with the whole up the bum thing. I aint gay I aint going up the bum.

Breaking news...Having anal sex with a woman doesn't make you gay. It might however might make you very happy."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you?

Yes.

Accidentally on purpose?

Sometimes and have even paid for it, little fetishist period a few years ago.

and i told you about paying for prostitutes,it causes damage to others

I must remember that , I have a whole 12 hours in Amsterdam on Sunday.

I'm heading over on sunday....are you flying me?

I didn't know they allowed baggage handlers to fly!

Fooey it's unfortunate for you that your such a small minded person but believe, it's more unfortunate for me, I'll be paying contribution to your welfare payments for the rest of your life.

On behalf of all welfare recipients, thank you so much, you really are an officer and a gentleman

First officer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you?

Yes.

Accidentally on purpose?

Sometimes and have even paid for it, little fetishist period a few years ago.

and i told you about paying for prostitutes,it causes damage to others

I must remember that , I have a whole 12 hours in Amsterdam on Sunday.

I'm heading over on sunday....are you flying me?

I didn't know they allowed baggage handlers to fly!

Fooey it's unfortunate for you that your such a small minded person but believe, it's more unfortunate for me, I'll be paying contribution to your welfare payments for the rest of your life.

Question???

How do you know that you are paying contributions on behalf fooey plus don't you think that was below the belt if he is/was on welfare. You are the the small minded person to even mention this....

Now I do await the backlash from this but it is my opinion on your point.... don't be such a pompous git!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you?

Yes.

Accidentally on purpose?

Sometimes and have even paid for it, little fetishist period a few years ago.

and i told you about paying for prostitutes,it causes damage to others

I must remember that , I have a whole 12 hours in Amsterdam on Sunday.

I'm heading over on sunday....are you flying me?

I didn't know they allowed baggage handlers to fly!

Fooey it's unfortunate for you that your such a small minded person but believe, it's more unfortunate for me, I'll be paying contribution to your welfare payments for the rest of your life.

Question???

How do you know that you are paying contributions on behalf fooey plus don't you think that was below the belt if he is/was on welfare. You are the the small minded person to even mention this....

Now I do await the backlash from this but it is my opinion on your point.... don't be such a pompous git!!!!"

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"Have you?

Yes.

Accidentally on purpose?

Sometimes and have even paid for it, little fetishist period a few years ago.

and i told you about paying for prostitutes,it causes damage to others

I must remember that , I have a whole 12 hours in Amsterdam on Sunday.

I'm heading over on sunday....are you flying me?

I didn't know they allowed baggage handlers to fly!

Fooey it's unfortunate for you that your such a small minded person but believe, it's more unfortunate for me, I'll be paying contribution to your welfare payments for the rest of your life.

Question???

How do you know that you are paying contributions on behalf fooey plus don't you think that was below the belt if he is/was on welfare. You are the the small minded person to even mention this....

Now I do await the backlash from this but it is my opinion on your point.... don't be such a pompous git!!!!"

well I dint know how he knows but we all know _irst officer is a trolley dolly or something to do with planes as he has droned ( did you see what I did there) on about so much im pretty sure everyone knows by know I think he is the only person on fab that wants people to know his profession

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I've never played golf

Using the wrong club again mike ???"

I've never done anal in a golf club either. Do all golf clubs allow it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you?

Yes.

Accidentally on purpose?

Sometimes and have even paid for it, little fetishist period a few years ago.

and i told you about paying for prostitutes,it causes damage to others

I must remember that , I have a whole 12 hours in Amsterdam on Sunday.

I'm heading over on sunday....are you flying me?

I didn't know they allowed baggage handlers to fly!

Fooey it's unfortunate for you that your such a small minded person but believe, it's more unfortunate for me, I'll be paying contribution to your welfare payments for the rest of your life.

Question???

How do you know that you are paying contributions on behalf fooey plus don't you think that was below the belt if he is/was on welfare. You are the the small minded person to even mention this....

Now I do await the backlash from this but it is my opinion on your point.... don't be such a pompous git!!!!

Totally agree.....

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

"Dont get the fascination with the whole up the bum thing. I aint gay I aint going up the bum.

Breaking news...Having anal sex with a woman doesn't make you gay. It might however might make you very happy."

Breaking news... Having anal sex with a man doesn't make you gay. Lots of "straight" guys are carpet munchers, alternatively they may be bi!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bickering like toddlers for the millionth are we?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont get the fascination with the whole up the bum thing. I aint gay I aint going up the bum.

Breaking news...Having anal sex with a woman doesn't make you gay. It might however might make you very happy.

Breaking news... Having anal sex with a man doesn't make you gay. Lots of "straight" guys are carpet munchers, alternatively they may be bi!"

I don't understand why people associate anal with guys having sex with guys only lots of straight people enjoy it too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you?

Yes.

Accidentally on purpose?

Sometimes and have even paid for it, little fetishist period a few years ago.

and i told you about paying for prostitutes,it causes damage to others

I must remember that , I have a whole 12 hours in Amsterdam on Sunday.

I'm heading over on sunday....are you flying me?

I didn't know they allowed baggage handlers to fly!

Fooey it's unfortunate for you that your such a small minded person but believe, it's more unfortunate for me, I'll be paying contribution to your welfare payments for the rest of your life.

That's uncalled for _irst officer you don't know anything about people's personal situations here!! And pretty small minded an nasty from you!!

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

"I've never played golf

Using the wrong club again mike ???

I've never done anal in a golf club either. Do all golf clubs allow it?

Must do. I've always found them up their own asses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't listen to them _irst officer listen I have a radio controlled boat incase you wanna change profession

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"I've never played golf

Using the wrong club again mike ???

I've never done anal in a golf club either. Do all golf clubs allow it?

Only Monday to Friday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you?

Yes.

Accidentally on purpose?

Sometimes and have even paid for it, little fetishist period a few years ago.

and i told you about paying for prostitutes,it causes damage to others

I must remember that , I have a whole 12 hours in Amsterdam on Sunday.

I'm heading over on sunday....are you flying me?

I didn't know they allowed baggage handlers to fly!

Fooey it's unfortunate for you that your such a small minded person but believe, it's more unfortunate for me, I'll be paying contribution to your welfare payments for the rest of your life.

Well thank you for supplying your own noose there!

That made me laugh so much!

But for your information I do have a professional career, but I don't go on about it like you do!

It beggars belief as to why you do!

Anyway, you carry on kiddo, you're doing a great job

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

"Have you?

Yes.

Accidentally on purpose?

Sometimes and have even paid for it, little fetishist period a few years ago.

and i told you about paying for prostitutes,it causes damage to others

I must remember that , I have a whole 12 hours in Amsterdam on Sunday.

I'm heading over on sunday....are you flying me?

I didn't know they allowed baggage handlers to fly!

Fooey it's unfortunate for you that your such a small minded person but believe, it's more unfortunate for me, I'll be paying contribution to your welfare payments for the rest of your life.

Well thank you for supplying your own noose there!

That made me laugh so much!

But for your information I do have a professional career, but I don't go on about it like you do!

It beggars belief as to why you do!

Anyway, you carry on kiddo, you're doing a great job

Is that "professional career" or "professional carer"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you?

Yes.

Accidentally on purpose?

Sometimes and have even paid for it, little fetishist period a few years ago.

and i told you about paying for prostitutes,it causes damage to others

I must remember that , I have a whole 12 hours in Amsterdam on Sunday.

I'm heading over on sunday....are you flying me?

I didn't know they allowed baggage handlers to fly!

Fooey it's unfortunate for you that your such a small minded person but believe, it's more unfortunate for me, I'll be paying contribution to your welfare payments for the rest of your life.

Well your really showing your true colours there!!

You don't know him and how dare you,and it's a very bad reflection on your behalf,lots of people on social welfare don't want to be on it!Nice one...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you?

Yes.

Accidentally on purpose?

Sometimes and have even paid for it, little fetishist period a few years ago.

and i told you about paying for prostitutes,it causes damage to others

I must remember that , I have a whole 12 hours in Amsterdam on Sunday.

I'm heading over on sunday....are you flying me?

I didn't know they allowed baggage handlers to fly!

Fooey it's unfortunate for you that your such a small minded person but believe, it's more unfortunate for me, I'll be paying contribution to your welfare payments for the rest of your life.

Well thank you for supplying your own noose there!

That made me laugh so much!

But for your information I do have a professional career, but I don't go on about it like you do!

It beggars belief as to why you do!

Anyway, you carry on kiddo, you're doing a great job

WHAT???? You mean your not a superhero in real life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talk about popping into the wrong hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Talk about popping into the wrong hole

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

is the op away to dig himself a hole?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you?

Yes.

Accidentally on purpose?

Sometimes and have even paid for it, little fetishist period a few years ago.

and i told you about paying for prostitutes,it causes damage to others

I must remember that , I have a whole 12 hours in Amsterdam on Sunday.

I'm heading over on sunday....are you flying me?

I didn't know they allowed baggage handlers to fly!

Fooey it's unfortunate for you that your such a small minded person but believe, it's more unfortunate for me, I'll be paying contribution to your welfare payments for the rest of your life.

Well thank you for supplying your own noose there!

That made me laugh so much!

But for your information I do have a professional career, but I don't go on about it like you do!

It beggars belief as to why you do!

Anyway, you carry on kiddo, you're doing a great job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is the op away to dig himself a hole?

Hope its not the wrong hole...

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is the op away to dig himself a hole?

Hope its not the wrong hole...

Budumtish! Nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont get the fascination with the whole up the bum thing. I aint gay I aint going up the bum."

A lot of women have very loose vaginas, so when you're hammering away on them the lack of sensation means you are gonna lose your erection, so you just stick it in her arse instead.

Then you close your eyes and imagine you are in her vagina 15 gangbangs ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont get the fascination with the whole up the bum thing. I aint gay I aint going up the bum.

A lot of women have very loose vaginas, so when you're hammering away on them the lack of sensation means you are gonna lose your erection, so you just stick it in her arse instead.

Then you close your eyes and imagine you are in her vagina 15 gangbangs ago."

Oh Safey, I've missed your words of wisdom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont get the fascination with the whole up the bum thing. I aint gay I aint going up the bum.

A lot of women have very loose vaginas, so when you're hammering away on them the lack of sensation means you are gonna lose your erection, so you just stick it in her arse instead.

Then you close your eyes and imagine you are in her vagina 15 gangbangs ago."
having Kids don't really help with the elasticity of the vagina so spare a thought for those ladies..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont get the fascination with the whole up the bum thing. I aint gay I aint going up the bum.

A lot of women have very loose vaginas, so when you're hammering away on them the lack of sensation means you are gonna lose your erection, so you just stick it in her arse instead.

Then you close your eyes and imagine you are in her vagina 15 gangbangs ago."

I find keeping a packed lunch up there pads it out a bit, plus you have sandwiches if you get a bit peckish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you?

Yes.

Accidentally on purpose?

Sometimes and have even paid for it, little fetishist period a few years ago.

and i told you about paying for prostitutes,it causes damage to others

I must remember that , I have a whole 12 hours in Amsterdam on Sunday.

I'm heading over on sunday....are you flying me?

I didn't know they allowed baggage handlers to fly!

Fooey it's unfortunate for you that your such a small minded person but believe, it's more unfortunate for me, I'll be paying contribution to your welfare payments for the rest of your life.

Well thank you for supplying your own noose there!

That made me laugh so much!

But for your information I do have a professional career, but I don't go on about it like you do!

It beggars belief as to why you do!

Anyway, you carry on kiddo, you're doing a great job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you?

Yes.

Accidentally on purpose?

Sometimes and have even paid for it, little fetishist period a few years ago.

and i told you about paying for prostitutes,it causes damage to others

I must remember that , I have a whole 12 hours in Amsterdam on Sunday.

I'm heading over on sunday....are you flying me?

I didn't know they allowed baggage handlers to fly!

Fooey it's unfortunate for you that your such a small minded person but believe, it's more unfortunate for me, I'll be paying contribution to your welfare payments for the rest of your life.

Well thank you for supplying your own noose there!

That made me laugh so much!

But for your information I do have a professional career, but I don't go on about it like you do!

It beggars belief as to why you do!

Anyway, you carry on kiddo, you're doing a great job

Is that "professional career" or "professional carer"?"

You're right there Nikki, I'm getting old now, I need a carer!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I've never played golf

Using the wrong club again mike ???

I've never done anal in a golf club either. Do all golf clubs allow it?

Must do. I've always found them up their own asses "

B'doom, tish!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Have you?

Yes.

Accidentally on purpose?

Sometimes and have even paid for it, little fetishist period a few years ago.

and i told you about paying for prostitutes,it causes damage to others

I must remember that , I have a whole 12 hours in Amsterdam on Sunday.

I'm heading over on sunday....are you flying me?

I didn't know they allowed baggage handlers to fly!

Fooey it's unfortunate for you that your such a small minded person but believe, it's more unfortunate for me, I'll be paying contribution to your welfare payments for the rest of your life.

Well thank you for supplying your own noose there!

That made me laugh so much!

But for your information I do have a professional career, but I don't go on about it like you do!

It beggars belief as to why you do!

Anyway, you carry on kiddo, you're doing a great job

Is that "professional career" or "professional carer"?

You're right there Nikki, I'm getting old now, I need a carer!

You da man, Fooey, you da man!

If you had a front bottom as well I'd actually ride you!

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over a year ago

"I've never played golf

Using the wrong club again mike ???

I've never done anal in a golf club either. Do all golf clubs allow it?

Must do. I've always found them up their own asses

B'doom, tish!

Golf is extremely anal, very pernickety about all the rules and such, if u get it in the wrong hole out there god help the person u are having sex with

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

"Dont get the fascination with the whole up the bum thing. I aint gay I aint going up the bum.

Breaking news...Having anal sex with a woman doesn't make you gay. It might however might make you very happy.

Breaking news... Having anal sex with a man doesn't make you gay. Lots of "straight" guys are carpet munchers, alternatively they may be bi!"

Just dont get what giver would get out of it (Pussy sounds cleaner and more fun) on other hand receiver would a different story male or female.

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

"Dont get the fascination with the whole up the bum thing. I aint gay I aint going up the bum.

Breaking news...Having anal sex with a woman doesn't make you gay. It might however might make you very happy.

Breaking news... Having anal sex with a man doesn't make you gay. Lots of "straight" guys are carpet munchers, alternatively they may be bi!

I don't understand why people associate anal with guys having sex with guys only lots of straight people enjoy it too"

Well it is the only way for 2 males to have sex unless you can think of another way.

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over a year ago

"Dont get the fascination with the whole up the bum thing. I aint gay I aint going up the bum.

Breaking news...Having anal sex with a woman doesn't make you gay. It might however might make you very happy.

Breaking news... Having anal sex with a man doesn't make you gay. Lots of "straight" guys are carpet munchers, alternatively they may be bi!

I don't understand why people associate anal with guys having sex with guys only lots of straight people enjoy it too

Well it is the only way for 2 males to have sex unless you can think of another way."

I'd rather not think of another way so touché

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

"Dont get the fascination with the whole up the bum thing. I aint gay I aint going up the bum.

A lot of women have very loose vaginas, so when you're hammering away on them the lack of sensation means you are gonna lose your erection, so you just stick it in her arse instead.

Then you close your eyes and imagine you are in her vagina 15 gangbangs ago."

Like a virgin springs to mind and then you open your eyes and its a mans a hole you find yourself in.

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

"Dont get the fascination with the whole up the bum thing. I aint gay I aint going up the bum.

A lot of women have very loose vaginas, so when you're hammering away on them the lack of sensation means you are gonna lose your erection, so you just stick it in her arse instead.

Then you close your eyes and imagine you are in her vagina 15 gangbangs ago. having Kids don't really help with the elasticity of the vagina so spare a thought for those ladies..

I hear pelvic floor muscles exercises work wonders down there.

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

"Dont get the fascination with the whole up the bum thing. I aint gay I aint going up the bum.

A lot of women have very loose vaginas, so when you're hammering away on them the lack of sensation means you are gonna lose your erection, so you just stick it in her arse instead.

Then you close your eyes and imagine you are in her vagina 15 gangbangs ago.

I find keeping a packed lunch up there pads it out a bit, plus you have sandwiches if you get a bit peckish."

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By *razy-88Man
over a year ago

Belfast-carlingford

Do all threads on fab end up like this or is it just the ireland ones that end up in a piss take???

Not complaining, I like it this way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do all threads on fab end up like this or is it just the ireland ones that end up in a piss take???

Not complaining, I like it this way"

yep just the irish ones lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bonkers...

Love that song...

Oops wrong thread...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't any hole a goal.??

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By *irst officer OP Man
over a year ago

Naas

"Have you?

Yes.

Accidentally on purpose?

Sometimes and have even paid for it, little fetishist period a few years ago.

and i told you about paying for prostitutes,it causes damage to others

I must remember that , I have a whole 12 hours in Amsterdam on Sunday.

I'm heading over on sunday....are you flying me?

I didn't know they allowed baggage handlers to fly!

Fooey it's unfortunate for you that your such a small minded person but believe, it's more unfortunate for me, I'll be paying contribution to your welfare payments for the rest of your life.

That's uncalled for _irst officer you don't know anything about people's personal situations here!! And pretty small minded an nasty from you!!"

About the only post that I would reply too.

OK , I said some nasty things that normally I would never say.

Have gotten so many unprovoked comments that they can finally make you say things you would never dream about saying.

I honestly dont care about anyone else on fab but I apologise if it it offended Miss Frosty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And yet you apologize to the wrong person

you say you don't care about anyone else on fab ....

well after that post I'd say the feeling is mutual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

_irst officer , having read some of the stuff you have posted in the ireland forums , I think you are a self absorbed , im better than all of ye , indiscreet type of person and yu have done yourself zero favours . mite be time to consider crawling under a rock and staying there .

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over a year ago

About the only post that I would reply too.

OK , I said some nasty things that normally I would never say.

Have gotten so many unprovoked comments that they can finally make you say things you would never dream about saying.

I honestly dont care about anyone else on fab but I apologise if it it offended Miss Frosty."

As long as it's someone else's fault, that's the main thing. Take some responsibility you coward.

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over a year ago

Naas

About the only post that I would reply too.

OK , I said some nasty things that normally I would never say.

Have gotten so many unprovoked comments that they can finally make you say things you would never dream about saying.

I honestly dont care about anyone else on fab but I apologise if it it offended Miss Frosty.

As long as it's someone else's fault, that's the main thing. Take some responsibility you coward."

It was my fault and I said those things.

Am not crawling or hiding.

My back is well used to taking a lashing.

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over a year ago

I honestly dont care about anyone else on fab but I apologise if it it offended Miss Frosty."

Your post was aimed at Fooey, but it didn't hit him because it didn't apply. I don't know Miss Frosty's circumstances, but it probably didn't apply to her either.....apologies Miss F if i'm wrong. It DID however upset me, although i grant that you didn't know my circumstances and weren't intending to upset me. But to turn around and say that you don't care who else you've upset just rubs me up in a way you just wouldn't understand.

I don't know why you think you're better than anyone else, working or not, but in my opinion you have made some very inappropriate comments on this forum in the past few months, you have been indiscreet, you have been nasty, and i think you've finally put the last nail in your own coffin. Good luck from here on out, i think you'll need it.

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

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over a year ago

I honestly dont care about anyone else on fab but I apologise if it it offended Miss Frosty.

Sorry Frosty K, i got your name wrong

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over a year ago

Naas

I honestly dont care about anyone else on fab but I apologise if it it offended Miss Frosty.

I apologise if it touched home with you, that wasn't my intention.

He had said pleanty of nasty unprovoked comments.

For every action there is an opposite an equal reaction, mine happened to build up over time.

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over a year ago

I honestly dont care about anyone else on fab but I apologise if it it offended Miss Frosty.

No offence taking hotnshell. .

No it didn't apply to me either but I didn't like the comment made an found it off par to what this thread was intially sup to be about..

The apology shudnt have been given to me as it wasn't me you directed it at. .

I'm just Nables now with all this..

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over a year ago

About the only post that I would reply too.

OK , I said some nasty things that normally I would never say.

Have gotten so many unprovoked comments that they can finally make you say things you would never dream about saying.

I honestly dont care about anyone else on fab but I apologise if it it offended Miss Frosty.

As long as it's someone else's fault, that's the main thing. Take some responsibility you coward.

It was my fault and I said those things.

Am not crawling or hiding.

My back is well used to taking a lashing."

Fair play FO, fair play.

It remains to be seen whether it's a yellow card or a red card but it's a start.

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over a year ago

I honestly dont care about anyone else on fab but I apologise if it it offended Miss Frosty.

I apologise if it touched home with you, that wasn't my intention.

He had said pleanty of nasty unprovoked comments.

For every action there is an opposite an equal reaction, mine happened to build up over time."

Thank you.

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By *irst officer OP Man
over a year ago

Naas

About the only post that I would reply too.

OK , I said some nasty things that normally I would never say.

Have gotten so many unprovoked comments that they can finally make you say things you would never dream about saying.

I honestly dont care about anyone else on fab but I apologise if it it offended Miss Frosty.

As long as it's someone else's fault, that's the main thing. Take some responsibility you coward.

It was my fault and I said those things.

Am not crawling or hiding.

My back is well used to taking a lashing.

Fair play FO, fair play.

It remains to be seen whether it's a yellow card or a red card but it's a start."

Thanks candy .

You have also been giving a bit of a hard time too.

Most I can do is apologise for the comment.

Sorry guys...

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over a year ago

About the only post that I would reply too.

OK , I said some nasty things that normally I would never say.

Have gotten so many unprovoked comments that they can finally make you say things you would never dream about saying.

I honestly dont care about anyone else on fab but I apologise if it it offended Miss Frosty.

As long as it's someone else's fault, that's the main thing. Take some responsibility you coward.

It was my fault and I said those things.

Am not crawling or hiding.

My back is well used to taking a lashing.

Fair play FO, fair play.

It remains to be seen whether it's a yellow card or a red card but it's a start.

Thanks candy .

You have also been giving a bit of a hard time too.

Most I can do is apologise for the comment.

Sorry guys...

That's the problem with banter FO.

remind me to ask you about a flying question sometime.(really)

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By *irst officer OP Man
over a year ago

Naas

About the only post that I would reply too.

OK , I said some nasty things that normally I would never say.

Have gotten so many unprovoked comments that they can finally make you say things you would never dream about saying.

I honestly dont care about anyone else on fab but I apologise if it it offended Miss Frosty.

As long as it's someone else's fault, that's the main thing. Take some responsibility you coward.

It was my fault and I said those things.

Am not crawling or hiding.

My back is well used to taking a lashing.

Fair play FO, fair play.

It remains to be seen whether it's a yellow card or a red card but it's a start.

Thanks candy .

You have also been giving a bit of a hard time too.

Most I can do is apologise for the comment.

Sorry guys...

That's the problem with banter FO.

remind me to ask you about a flying question sometime.(really)

I don't want to talk about it.

Normally what I talk about most of the time but I have been making a really big effort not to.

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over a year ago

About the only post that I would reply too.

OK , I said some nasty things that normally I would never say.

Have gotten so many unprovoked comments that they can finally make you say things you would never dream about saying.

I honestly dont care about anyone else on fab but I apologise if it it offended Miss Frosty.

As long as it's someone else's fault, that's the main thing. Take some responsibility you coward.

It was my fault and I said those things.

Am not crawling or hiding.

My back is well used to taking a lashing.

Fair play FO, fair play.

It remains to be seen whether it's a yellow card or a red card but it's a start.

Thanks candy .

You have also been giving a bit of a hard time too.

Most I can do is apologise for the comment.

Sorry guys...

That's the problem with banter FO.

remind me to ask you about a flying question sometime.(really)

I don't want to talk about it.

Normally what I talk about most of the time but I have been making a really big effort not to."

OK.

There's a big difference between someone asking you about a subject & you bringing up a subject.

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By *irst officer OP Man
over a year ago

Naas

About the only post that I would reply too.

OK , I said some nasty things that normally I would never say.

Have gotten so many unprovoked comments that they can finally make you say things you would never dream about saying.

I honestly dont care about anyone else on fab but I apologise if it it offended Miss Frosty.

As long as it's someone else's fault, that's the main thing. Take some responsibility you coward.

It was my fault and I said those things.

Am not crawling or hiding.

My back is well used to taking a lashing.

Fair play FO, fair play.

It remains to be seen whether it's a yellow card or a red card but it's a start.

Thanks candy .

You have also been giving a bit of a hard time too.

Most I can do is apologise for the comment.

Sorry guys...

That's the problem with banter FO.

remind me to ask you about a flying question sometime.(really)

I don't want to talk about it.

Normally what I talk about most of the time but I have been making a really big effort not to.

OK.

There's a big difference between someone asking you about a subject & you bringing up a subject. "

I haven't mentioned the F word in ages. And don't plan on mentioning it again.

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By *r MacmullyMan
over a year ago

Tarbert

"I've never played golf

Using the wrong club again mike ???

I've never done anal in a golf club either. Do all golf clubs allow it?

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