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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There was an article in the paper yesterday saying that cowgirl is the most dangerous sex position, as it is the most likely to result in a penile fracture. Doggie was second.

Was just wondering if anyone knows anyone who this has happened to? Any ladies hear a loud snap when you were giving it socks in cowgirl?

It sounds like a horrific injury! Hopefully it'll never happen to me, touch wood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The most dangerous position is the one where you jump off the wardrobe onto the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or the one where the lady ur shagging husband opens the door lol

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

The club them over the head and drag back to cave technique is pretty dangerous,unless you stretch and warm up your clubbing arm first,don't want to pull a muscle

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By *laveishMan
over a year ago

kildare

very important to make sure the hind legs are well secured. if they manage to kick out it can be very painful. trapping them in your wellies is an option but can cause severe chaffing on your shins !!!!!!

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By *ingerrrrWoman
over a year ago

Meath

Lol love all the responses to this post..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well ginger sometimes you just have to laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They failed to mention the survey way carried out by a female sumo wrestler and a jockey

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out


"They failed to mention the survey way carried out by a female sumo wrestler and a jockey "

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They failed to mention the survey way carried out by a female sumo wrestler and a jockey

lol "
poor sumo wrestler lol

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

The most dangerous position is this, it's called The Phantom.

You start fucking your lady friend in front of a window. Unbeknownst to her, you tag in a mate with a similar sized cock and sneak outside and wave in at her through said window.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The most dangerous position is this, it's called The Phantom.

You start fucking your lady friend in front of a window. Unbeknownst to her, you tag in a mate with a similar sized cock and sneak outside and wave in at her through said window."

And why would that be dangerous!?

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"The most dangerous position is this, it's called The Phantom.

You start fucking your lady friend in front of a window. Unbeknownst to her, you tag in a mate with a similar sized cock and sneak outside and wave in at her through said window.

And why would that be dangerous!? "

oh shit yeah, that joke only works in vanilla company.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The most dangerous position is this, it's called The Phantom.

You start fucking your lady friend in front of a window. Unbeknownst to her, you tag in a mate with a similar sized cock and sneak outside and wave in at her through said window.

And why would that be dangerous!? "
thats helping a mate out lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hard to believe sex can be so dangerous. Thankfully I haven't fractured anyone's cock... just yet

I would have thought the safest kinda sex would be with yourself but then I seen what happened to Michael Hutchence, it can be lethal...

Be very careful with the fucking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The most dangerous position is this, it's called The Phantom.

You start fucking your lady friend in front of a window. Unbeknownst to her, you tag in a mate with a similar sized cock and sneak outside and wave in at her through said window.

And why would that be dangerous!?

oh shit yeah, that joke only works in vanilla company. "

Yep!

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By *an19Man
over a year ago

Cork


"The most dangerous position is the one where you jump off the wardrobe onto the bed"

That's only second from swinging from the lamp shade.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

The most dangerous I have ever done was taking the missus doggie style and leaning forward and whispering in her ear her sister was a better ride. Oh sweet jayus did she buck took me all my strength to hang on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It can be very dangerous.I ended up with a broken finger once. The pain..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The most dangerous I have ever done was taking the missus doggie style and leaning forward and whispering in her ear her sister was a better ride. Oh sweet jayus did she buck took me all my strength to hang on "

PMSL that sounds extremely dangerous your a brave man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol keep the spitting end out

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By *uffmonster69u1Man
over a year ago

NOYB


"The most dangerous position is this, it's called The Phantom.

You start fucking your lady friend in front of a window. Unbeknownst to her, you tag in a mate with a similar sized cock and sneak outside and wave in at her through said window."

That's brilliant!! LMFAO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reckon reverse cowgirl is more dangerous for the guy...

Funny how what you shouldn't do is so much more pleasurable mmmmmmmm

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By *adrarfjordr VoyeurMan
over a year ago

Waterford


"The most dangerous position is this, it's called The Phantom.

You start fucking your lady friend in front of a window. Unbeknownst to her, you tag in a mate with a similar sized cock and sneak outside and wave in at her through said window.

That's brilliant!! LMFAO"

There would of course be another name for that . . . Rape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The most dangerous position is the one where you jump off the wardrobe onto the bed"

Hahahahahaha

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady


"The most dangerous position is the one where you jump off the wardrobe onto the bed"

Would be in my house, they're in different rooms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Death by face sitting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Death by face sitting! "

Not the worst way to go out

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By *ceryMan
over a year ago

Malahide & Waterford

Shagging while parachuting is probably the most dangerous.... particularly if the chute does'nt open.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or the one where the lady ur shagging husband opens the door

lol "

psml... had to change my knickers after reading That One

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By *BelfastGuyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

In another women's bed I finf the most dangerous sex position.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plugging an US power rated sex toy into an European electric outlet.

Top Secret anyone?

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Great laugh this thread!!!

I've never heard of a cock fracture before...I've ruined a lot of dildos but never a cock!

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By *obbie65Man
over a year ago

kildare

Most dangerous for me was the back of a car on a country road, and we only met up for a chat.

Just finished - she having a smoke - windows still steamed up and boys in blue pulled up alongside " wondering if everything was all right ". Yeah - we are fine - just having a chat !

Stupid - if 5 mins earlier ! Won't be doing that again .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No information on anal.... Study is flawed lol

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Shagging while parachuting is probably the most dangerous.... particularly if the chute does'nt open.

"

You don't even need a partner. You're fucked anyway!

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By *ammerandthongsCouple
over a year ago

Limerick


"Death by face sitting! "

That happened to a guy in the states a few years ago. She smothered him.

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By *ollyandlouieCouple
over a year ago

West Cork

Or try shagging your bed post (see my pic's) lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or try shagging your bed post (see my pic's) lol "

I done that before but the post was square and it was sore

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By *ammerandthongsCouple
over a year ago

Limerick


"Or try shagging your bed post (see my pic's) lol "

Oh god that's funny. Nice pics tho.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Or try shagging your bed post (see my pic's) lol "

Oh to be a bed post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or try shagging your bed post (see my pic's) lol "

Lol...

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Or try shagging your bed post (see my pic's) lol

I done that before but the post was square and it was sore "

Square peg in a round hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or try shagging your bed post (see my pic's) lol

I done that before but the post was square and it was sore

Square peg in a round hole "

Exactly...not my best idea. Lol

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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago

Cougarville


"There was an article in the paper yesterday saying that cowgirl is the most dangerous sex position, as it is the most likely to result in a penile fracture. Doggie was second.

Was just wondering if anyone knows anyone who this has happened to? Any ladies hear a loud snap when you were giving it socks in cowgirl?

It sounds like a horrific injury! Hopefully it'll never happen to me, touch wood"

A few times will in the doggy position I've take a full on nose bleed .

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