FabSwingers.com forum: what women want to hear in the first message

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

we all have heard it before, women dont want to hear rude messages they dont want to hear hi how are you, they dont want to hear are you free this evening

tell them what you want to hear...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna fuck!!!!...always works...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Hi, I have a huge chocolate cake I am unable to eat as I am allergic to cocoa. Would you care to join me on my yacht in Monaco to eat it?

Hope to hear from you, 9"DangleDan.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hellooo,is it me you're looking for?

Though some might just reply,"Fuck off Lionel"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Hi, I have a huge chocolate cake I am unable to eat as I am allergic to cocoa. Would you care to join me on my yacht in Monaco to eat it?

Hope to hear from you, 9"DangleDan.'

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ffs ..pmsl

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By *oci1Couple
over a year ago

Trim

Would you like dinner flowers and me for dessert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wot syz u ttz?

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By *adrarfjordr VoyeurMan
over a year ago

Waterford

Please find attached a cock pic with added sky remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wot syz u ttz?"

imagine sending that like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One I got recently just said 'How much?'.

Get missing you moron.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One I got recently just said 'How much?'.

Get missing you moron.

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lol classy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What does be going on in these guys heads...would u go up to a girl ...lady in a bar ,niteclub and say wanna fuck love...then they give out can't get meets....#headbangers "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One I got recently just said 'How much?'.

Get missing you moron.

psml... you should have told Him... "whatever it is... YOU can't afford it!!"

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"What does be going on in these guys heads...would u go up to a girl ...lady in a bar ,niteclub and say wanna fuck love...then they give out can't get meets....#headbangers "

Mental illness

Fragile ego

Sexual inadequacy

small penis

any or all of the above. choose one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What does be going on in these guys heads...would u go up to a girl ...lady in a bar ,niteclub and say wanna fuck love...then they give out can't get meets....#headbangers "

Mental illness

Fragile ego

Sexual inadequacy

small penis

any or all of the above. choose one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One I got recently just said 'How much?'.

Get missing you moron.

ha he definitly got a reply lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What does be going on in these guys heads...would u go up to a girl ...lady in a bar ,niteclub and say wanna fuck love...then they give out can't get meets....#headbangers "

Mental illness

Fragile ego

Sexual inadequacy

small penis

any or all of the above. choose one

im sure their are men out there that do lol

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"'Hi, I have a huge chocolate cake I am unable to eat as I am allergic to cocoa. Would you care to join me on my yacht in Monaco to eat it?

Hope to hear from you, 9"DangleDan.'

well I dont know about a yacht in monaco but I how does a hired boat on a lake in cavan sound lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"'Hi, I have a huge chocolate cake I am unable to eat as I am allergic to cocoa. Would you care to join me on my yacht in Monaco to eat it?

Hope to hear from you, 9"DangleDan.'

im sure that would work every time lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free now for a fuck hope you like cock pic attached

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Awe its a simple recipe really they want to know u have taken the time to read their profile even though it only states they are here to meet men for sex their interests are safe sex and they are usually no looking for single guys

So yea

Fancy a fuck I am in ur area is a good start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another good start off is dont send a message just a friends request will do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Hi, I have a huge chocolate cake I am unable to eat as I am allergic to cocoa. Would you care to join me on my yacht in Monaco to eat it?

Hope to hear from you, 9"DangleDan.'

well I dont know about a yacht in monaco but I how does a hired boat on a lake in cavan sound lol"

Don't come a knockin' if the boat's a rockin'!

Hang on, when you say boat, do you mean a dinghy? & will I be required to put maggots on hooks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Hi, I have a huge chocolate cake I am unable to eat as I am allergic to cocoa. Would you care to join me on my yacht in Monaco to eat it?

Hope to hear from you, 9"DangleDan.'

Again I have to bow down to you candy....

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"'Hi, I have a huge chocolate cake I am unable to eat as I am allergic to cocoa. Would you care to join me on my yacht in Monaco to eat it?

Hope to hear from you, 9"DangleDan.'

well I dont know about a yacht in monaco but I how does a hired boat on a lake in cavan sound lol

Don't come a knockin' if the boat's a rockin'!

Hang on, when you say boat, do you mean a dinghy? & will I be required to put maggots on hooks?"

And pull on an oar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am the nigerian minister for oil......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am the nigerian minister for oil......"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"'Hi, I have a huge chocolate cake I am unable to eat as I am allergic to cocoa. Would you care to join me on my yacht in Monaco to eat it?

Hope to hear from you, 9"DangleDan.'

well I dont know about a yacht in monaco but I how does a hired boat on a lake in cavan sound lol

Don't come a knockin' if the boat's a rockin'!

Hang on, when you say boat, do you mean a dinghy? & will I be required to put maggots on hooks?

And pull on an oar

its a petrol powered

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"'Hi, I have a huge chocolate cake I am unable to eat as I am allergic to cocoa. Would you care to join me on my yacht in Monaco to eat it?

Hope to hear from you, 9"DangleDan.'

well I dont know about a yacht in monaco but I how does a hired boat on a lake in cavan sound lol

Don't come a knockin' if the boat's a rockin'!

Hang on, when you say boat, do you mean a dinghy? & will I be required to put maggots on hooks?

And pull on an oar

its a petrol powered"

Oar pulling is more of a hand job don't think they have petrol ones

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

My bank account number is...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my hobby is licking stamps

iv run out of stamps ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my hobby is licking stamps

iv run out of stamps ....

My face is like a pillow you should sit on it sometime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"we all have heard it before, women dont want to hear rude messages they dont want to hear hi how are you, they dont want to hear are you free this evening

tell them what you want to hear...

Sounds like you actually asked this question looking for some honest answers. I can see that went well...

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"we all have heard it before, women dont want to hear rude messages they dont want to hear hi how are you, they dont want to hear are you free this evening

tell them what you want to hear...

Sounds like you actually asked this question looking for some honest answers. I can see that went well..."

And ur advice is.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"we all have heard it before, women dont want to hear rude messages they dont want to hear hi how are you, they dont want to hear are you free this evening

tell them what you want to hear...

Sounds like you actually asked this question looking for some honest answers. I can see that went well...

And ur advice is....."

Im not a woman...

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By *hristian GingerMan
over a year ago

Th'on place over yonder

My advice would be to 1st read their profile for conversation points then, when you begin the message, use these to show you have indeed read their blurb.

Use a good few sentences, but not so many that its a chore to read - add in something about yourself, keeping it clean 0

unless it calls for you to be dirty

Finally, end it with a question or 2, followed by a farewell o/

That's how I'd go about anyhoo - any ladies wanna comment on my method

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My advice would be to 1st read their profile for conversation points then, when you begin the message, use these to show you have indeed read their blurb.

Use a good few sentences, but not so many that its a chore to read - add in something about yourself, keeping it clean 0

unless it calls for you to be dirty

Finally, end it with a question or 2, followed by a farewell o/

That's how I'd go about anyhoo - any ladies wanna comment on my method "

sounds spot on to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would answer if someone said ...would you like to chat...I like you profile and did read it...nice pictures ... That would be a start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there was a day and all the other women on fab must have been on holidays and forgot me because i got 380 messages in that day

and replied to everyone of them

a lot was thank you for the message cut and paste but i did reply

if manners are extended to me its only right to return the gesture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well its definitely not. " I'll let you piss on me" like wtf do they think with a message like that I'm gonna drop my knickers I don't think so. It only gets a reply message calling him a prat and blocking straight away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"there was a day and all the other women on fab must have been on holidays and forgot me because i got 380 messages in that day

and replied to everyone of them

a lot was thank you for the message cut and paste but i did reply

if manners are extended to me its only right to return the gesture "

Jesus fair play to you for replying to all of them, patience of a saint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"there was a day and all the other women on fab must have been on holidays and forgot me because i got 380 messages in that day

and replied to everyone of them

a lot was thank you for the message cut and paste but i did reply

if manners are extended to me its only right to return the gesture

Jesus fair play to you for replying to all of them, patience of a saint

not at all but every message was polite and well meaning to deserved a answer

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By *illow1972Man
over a year ago

Naas

Cool, I know what ladies to mail now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"there was a day and all the other women on fab must have been on holidays and forgot me because i got 380 messages in that day

and replied to everyone of them

a lot was thank you for the message cut and paste but i did reply

if manners are extended to me its only right to return the gesture

Jesus fair play to you for replying to all of them, patience of a saint

not at all but every message was polite and well meaning to deserved a answer "

Yeah but there's plenty who wouldn't bother replying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women want a good aul corn fead fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women want a good aul corn fead fella

Really mr hardy ?? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women want a good aul corn fead fella

would that turn you yellow like the chickens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol yes page 9 on the women's handbook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women want a good aul corn fead fella

would that turn you yellow like the chickens

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lol you won't miss me then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women want a good aul corn fead fella

would that turn you yellow like the chickens

lol you won't miss me then lol"

couldent miss you hardy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women want a good aul corn fead fella

would that turn you yellow like the chickens

lol you won't miss me then lol

couldent miss you hardy

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lol minx!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women want a good aul corn fead fella

would that turn you yellow like the chickens

lol you won't miss me then lol

couldent miss you hardy

lol minx!!!

Or,soda and,good ole butter...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women want a good aul corn fead fella

would that turn you yellow like the chickens

lol you won't miss me then lol

couldent miss you hardy

lol minx!!!

Or,soda and,good ole butter...

lol now your talking mrs p

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