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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

if i hit myself and it hurts am I strong or really weak??

why is there no mouse flavored cat food?

What color does a smurf turn when you choke it?

Why is abbreviation such a long word??

What does an atheist shout when they are coming?

If you could be half human half sausage which half would you be and why ?

All answers appreciated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in stitches laughing here,brilliant,fantastic.

I can't answer yet,the mouse flavoured catfood one really hit me.

This is a great thread and makes such a fresh change from all the bitchy ones.Fecking comical.

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By *licia cdTV/TS
over a year ago

Lisburn

Why is there only one monopolies commission?

How deep would the sea be if there were no sponges in it?

How do they get the non stick surface to stay on the pan?

I doubt I'll sleep much tonight pondering some of these....or maybe rubbing one out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love the smurf d*unk question..thats gas..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if i hit myself and it hurts am I strong or really weak?? Depends on wheather or not you floor yourself when you hit back.

why is there no mouse flavored cat food? Cos posh cats prefer chicken, pussies !

What color does a smurf turn when you choke it? Navy.

Why is abbreviation such a long word?? So the nerd that invented them could show off when he shortened it to "abb.'

What does an atheist shout when they are coming? Some shout 'NOTHING' others shout 'I'm coming, I'm coming, but when we're gone, we're gone !'

If you could be half human half sausage which half would you be and why ? Human, reckon if I were all sausage I'd feel OFFAL !

All answers appreciated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok feck off the lot of yas,I have no more tears to give.Crackin me up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's a gooter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a goofer who mistyped ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do they sterilise the lethal injection?

What do sheep count when they can't sleep?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs why don't they fall through the floor?mm

When crazy people walk through the forest do they take the psyco path??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do most people say the letter "o" instead of zero when saying their phone number ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think a smurf would go purple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think atheists would scream fuck I know I do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a Catholic joins a picket is he being Protestant ?

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By *imis3Woman
over a year ago

Dublin

If a tree falls in d Forrest and there's nobody there to hear it do d other trees laugh ?

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


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If you could be half human half sausage which half would you be and why ?

All answers appreciated

"

Easy:

1st half human, with the end of sausage, that way I'd be Hu-ge

(So much better than the alternative: -being called 'man-sauce' )

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is a boxing ring square??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is a boxing ring square??

A boxing ring is called the squared circle lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is a boxing ring square??

A boxing ring is called the squared circle lol

Fuck off!! Ur pulling me leg!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do we wash our hands after going to the toilet instead of before,my cocks clean,its been in my pants since I showered this morning but my hands have touched everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do we wash our hands after going to the toilet instead of before,my cocks clean,its been in my pants since I showered this morning but my hands have touched everything "

Why don't you do both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do babies wait til you've changed their nappies to shit themselves

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Why is an insurance disc square?

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Actually there was a court case about that a few years back. A man was prosecuted for not having his insurance disc displayed. His defence was that the dictionary definition of disc was that it was a circular plate or resembling a circular plate, therefore a square could not be a disc. The judge pretty much said "meh" and he got fined anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If a Catholic joins a picket is he being Protestant ?"

Depends if they have an old binlid or not

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By *oxieguyMan
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

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By *oxieguyMan
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"If a tree falls in d Forrest and there's nobody there to hear it do d other trees laugh ?"

That's the best question so far pmsl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do they get the figs into the fig rolls?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Ha ha

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

What came first .. Chicken or egg .. Do chickens cum

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"What came first .. Chicken or egg .. Do chickens cum "

The males do.

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