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By *iktiki OP   Couple
over a year ago

cork

Dangerous!!!!

They will travel up your spine and into your brain and give you shitty ideas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol!! That did make me laugh!!!

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

That's not a problem for any guys I know because they don't hold them in.

It's not a problem for any ladies I know because they don't fart (allegedly!)

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By *iktiki OP   Couple
over a year ago

cork


"That's not a problem for any guys I know because they don't hold them in.

It's not a problem for any ladies I know because they don't fart (allegedly!)"

Its a lack of confidence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fart glitter and cum rainbows.

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady


"I fart glitter and cum rainbows. "

But you never burp of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard if you fart and sneeze at the same time you can turn inside out!!!

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare


"That's not a problem for any guys I know because they don't hold them in.

It's not a problem for any ladies I know because they don't fart (allegedly!)

Its a lack of confidence "

no women tend to have manners and don't let rip in front of anyone

way it should be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well its better out than in.

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By *auraxxWoman
over a year ago

east

Ladies only use the bathroom for pampering

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady


"That's not a problem for any guys I know because they don't hold them in.

It's not a problem for any ladies I know because they don't fart (allegedly!)

Its a lack of confidence "

Immodium can cure that

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"I fart glitter and cum rainbows. "

We need to meet. I must witness this in person.

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By *iktiki OP   Couple
over a year ago

cork


"Ladies only use the bathroom for pampering "

Pampering what

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread stinks

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"This thread stinks"

Can't be any worse than the cubicle u normally post from barney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The hardest thing in the world to do ??

Catch a fart,and paint it blue.

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By *auraxxWoman
over a year ago

east


"Ladies only use the bathroom for pampering

Pampering what "

Oh general pampering of the beautiful temple that is a woman's body that never ever does anything like fart, ever

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By *iktiki OP   Couple
over a year ago

cork


"Ladies only use the bathroom for pampering

Pampering what Oh general pampering of the beautiful temple that is a woman's body that never ever does anything like fart, ever "

Yea rite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The hardest thing in the world to do ??

Catch a fart,and paint it blue."

Ever cup one and smell it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone got a match

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By *iktiki OP   Couple
over a year ago

cork

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By *iktiki OP   Couple
over a year ago

cork


"The hardest thing in the world to do ??

Catch a fart,and paint it blue.

Ever cup one and smell it?"

Ever light one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best is to do it in the bath and watch the bubbles. ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The hardest thing in the world to do ??

Catch a fart,and paint it blue.

Ever cup one and smell it?

Ever light one? "

did try once never ignited lol.

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By *iktiki OP   Couple
over a year ago

cork


"The hardest thing in the world to do ??

Catch a fart,and paint it blue.

Ever cup one and smell it?

Ever light one? did try once never ignited lol. "

Could l suggest try again but with someone holding the lighter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best technique is with your knees up by your ears...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I heard if you fart and sneeze at the same time you can turn inside out!!!"

That's very funny, how many people tried to reenact that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The hardest thing in the world to do ??

Catch a fart,and paint it blue.

Ever cup one and smell it?

Ever light one? did try once never ignited lol.

Could l suggest try again but with someone holding the lighter

"

might burn my bum then

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady


"The best technique is with your knees up by your ears... "

And then afterwards you can have a post coital fart lighting session

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By *iktiki OP   Couple
over a year ago

cork


"The hardest thing in the world to do ??

Catch a fart,and paint it blue.

Ever cup one and smell it?

Ever light one? did try once never ignited lol.

Could l suggest try again but with someone holding the lighter

might burn my bum then "

mmmm!!! Maybe your putting to much power into the fart and blowing out the flame

so turn the lighter up full and release easy like

or buy a blow torch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The hardest thing in the world to do ??

Catch a fart,and paint it blue.

Ever cup one and smell it?

Ever light one? did try once never ignited lol.

Could l suggest try again but with someone holding the lighter

might burn my bum then

mmmm!!! Maybe your putting to much power into the fart and blowing out the flame

so turn the lighter up full and release easy like

or buy a blow torch "

haha have you actually done that making me laugh

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By *iktiki OP   Couple
over a year ago

cork


"The hardest thing in the world to do ??

Catch a fart,and paint it blue.

Ever cup one and smell it?

Ever light one? did try once never ignited lol.

Could l suggest try again but with someone holding the lighter

might burn my bum then

mmmm!!! Maybe your putting to much power into the fart and blowing out the flame

so turn the lighter up full and release easy like

or buy a blow torch haha have you actually done that making me laugh "

Witnessed the lighter trick and talc being used

Have yet to see a blow torch being used,,pmsl

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Wasn't spike Milligan that said they used to be able burn the outline of plants on to a wall doing it during the war with a fart

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By *addy36Man
over a year ago

Mayo

I was told that ladies don't fart,instead they cough in their knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The hardest thing in the world to do ??

Catch a fart,and paint it blue.

Ever cup one and smell it?

Ever light one? did try once never ignited lol.

Could l suggest try again but with someone holding the lighter

might burn my bum then

mmmm!!! Maybe your putting to much power into the fart and blowing out the flame

so turn the lighter up full and release easy like

or buy a blow torch haha have you actually done that making me laugh

Witnessed the lighter trick and talc being used

Have yet to see a blow torch being used,,pmsl "

hahaha bet that'd hurt ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was told that ladies don't fart,instead they cough in their knickers "
better out then in

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By *addy36Man
over a year ago

Mayo


"I was told that ladies don't fart,instead they cough in their knickers better out then in "

That depends on the fragrance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was told that ladies don't fart,instead they cough in their knickers better out then in

That depends on the fragrance "

haha yeah totally true or where it comes out lol like an elevator pmsl

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady


"I was told that ladies don't fart,instead they cough in their knickers better out then in

That depends on the fragrance haha yeah totally true or where it comes out lol like an elevator pmsl "

They don't want it to have any anal phlegm either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was told that ladies don't fart,instead they cough in their knickers better out then in

That depends on the fragrance haha yeah totally true or where it comes out lol like an elevator pmsl

They don't want it to have any anal phlegm either"

or follow tru

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By *addy36Man
over a year ago

Mayo


"I was told that ladies don't fart,instead they cough in their knickers better out then in

That depends on the fragrance haha yeah totally true or where it comes out lol like an elevator pmsl

They don't want it to have any anal phlegm eitheror follow tru "

It's really bad when you have to push your way thru the smell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was told that ladies don't fart,instead they cough in their knickers better out then in

That depends on the fragrance haha yeah totally true or where it comes out lol like an elevator pmsl

They don't want it to have any anal phlegm eitheror follow tru

It's really bad when you have to push your way thru the smell "

pretend its someone else haha

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By *addy36Man
over a year ago

Mayo


"I was told that ladies don't fart,instead they cough in their knickers better out then in

That depends on the fragrance haha yeah totally true or where it comes out lol like an elevator pmsl

They don't want it to have any anal phlegm eitheror follow tru

It's really bad when you have to push your way thru the smell pretend its someone else haha "

But it always is someone else's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The hardest thing in the world to do ??

Catch a fart,and paint it blue."

My farts are blue already cause they blue out of my hole

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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago

Cougarville


"Dangerous!!!!

They will travel up your spine and into your brain and give you shitty ideas "

Let it go , let it go ,

I am one with the wind and sky

Let it go, let it go

You'll never see me cry!

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