FabSwingers.com forum: funny chat up lines

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So I was in a nightclub the other night and I hear this chap go up to a lady and say "your friends told me you like bad boys,well I cross the road and don't look both ways" raised quite a few chuckles from myself and the lads and needless to say he got rejected.

What I'd like to know is what are the best, worst or funniest chat up lines you guys have either gotten or recieved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really a chat up line but when i was youbger i asked a girl for a dance and she said no thanks ask me sister im sweating.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not really a chat up line but when i was youbger i asked a girl for a dance and she said no thanks ask me sister im sweating.

A little gross but still good haha how did that pan out in the end ??

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Sorry but that's my drink your are sipping

Her: no its not

Me: yes it is

Her excuse me but its not

Barman: it is his drink I have urs here

Followed by a red face and lots of sorrys then asked if she could but me a drink

Yes I married her

Well feckir No other woman ever bought me a drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not really a chat up line but when i was youbger i asked a girl for a dance and she said no thanks ask me sister im sweating.

A little gross but still good haha how did that pan out in the end ??"

i went of with her sister ha ha ha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not really a chat up line but when i was youbger i asked a girl for a dance and she said no thanks ask me sister im sweating.

A little gross but still good haha how did that pan out in the end ??

i went of with her sister ha ha ha."

As you would and all hope she ended up being the nicer sister ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hope you have pet insurance? Why? Because your pussys gettin destroyed tonight

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway

I was in a bar in London with my sister and over heard a guy say to the woman next to him "I hope you like dogs cause I got a pair of sick puppies" as he proceeded to flex his muscles! We were in the horrors laughing at him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many planets in our solar system?

her: 9

There will only be 8 when I'm finished with uranus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd drag my balls through 5 miles of broken glass just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple
over a year ago

Nearby

Great legs, what time do they open?

Not the most origional but used on me on a couple of occasions

Tina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hope you have pet insurance? Why? Because your pussys gettin destroyed tonight"

Is it wrong reading that last line of that sent a little pulse through my pussy ...

Think it was because it was you though ..saying it in that sexy accent I remember from phone a fabber !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I was in a nightclub the other night and I hear this chap go up to a lady and say "your friends told me you like bad boys,well I cross the road and don't look both ways" raised quite a few chuckles from myself and the lads and needless to say he got rejected.

What I'd like to know is what are the best, worst or funniest chat up lines you guys have either gotten or recieved.

Brace yourself Brigid !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hope you have pet insurance? Why? Because your pussys gettin destroyed tonight

Is it wrong reading that last line of that sent a little pulse through my pussy ...

Think it was because it was you though ..saying it in that sexy accent I remember from phone a fabber ! "
oh aye I remember the phone a fabber that was good craic I liked that

think we had a nice we convo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice jeans..... look better on my bedroom floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to the local new years eve,and a 20something said to me I can eat you out like a kebab..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get in the back of the van!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

If u were a door I'd bang u all night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

And he pulled!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need that ass on my face!!! lmfao

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By *rian78Man
over a year ago

navan

Do you work for UPS? I could of sworn you were checking out my package

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need that ass on my face!!! lmfao

My face leaves in half an hour, be on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another classic oldie..

My friend wants to know if you'll shift me

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By *un_guy_69Man
over a year ago

Limerick/Tipperary border

A friend of mine used to use the line:-

"Do you fuck on the first date"

Believe it or not it often worked for him, he was a cheeky chappie with a smile that really worked as he said the line. Never seen it to work for anybody else..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sooo ye ready d go ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sooo ye ready d go ??"

Always when you're asking

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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago

Cougarville

Get you're coat !!

;-)

It's fuckin raining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd drag my balls through 5 miles of broken glass just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie

Lmao!!!

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By *ave181Man
over a year ago

Near Navan

This face is leaving in 10 minutes...be on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Him: Fat Penguin!

Me: WTF!

Him: Sorry, I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

Me: Will you marry me?

Him: err.

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By *hite NoiseMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"I'd drag my balls through 5 miles of broken glass just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie

"
hahaha quality!

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By *am2camhornyCouple
over a year ago

London

Does this cloth smell like cloroform to you! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You remind me of my big toe.. Cos i'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was in a bar in London with my sister and over heard a guy say to the woman next to him "I hope you like dogs cause I got a pair of sick puppies" as he proceeded to flex his muscles! We were in the horrors laughing at him

Wow just wow is all I can say to that one haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Another classic oldie..

My friend wants to know if you'll shift me

From the glory days of teenage discos I presume

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and my mate went down the pub last night and we shared our best chat up lines.

Some of his were so good I nearly went back to his place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might not go down in history, but I will defiantly go down on you!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me and my mate went down the pub last night and we shared our best chat up lines.

Some of his were so good I nearly went back to his place "
lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me and my mate went down the pub last night and we shared our best chat up lines.

Some of his were so good I nearly went back to his place lmao

Brilliant haha , glad I started this there is gold coming out of this coppers won't know what hit it Saturday haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you retarded? Because you look pretty special to me." I know it's a little politically incorrect but the first time I heard that I pissed myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Are you retarded? Because you look pretty special to me." I know it's a little politically incorrect but the first time I heard that I pissed myself "

Definitely not pc at all but not gonna lie I laughed reading it

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway

""Are you retarded? Because you look pretty special to me." I know it's a little politically incorrect but the first time I heard that I pissed myself

Definitely not pc at all but not gonna lie I laughed reading it

Himself used something similar one on me on our second date

Him: you know your really special.

Me: wow that's really sweet

Him: I mean Olympic style

Me: oh! Wait wtf??

still makes me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was your dad a chicken farmer cause he sure showed you how to raise a cock.

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

My cock died last night...can I bury it in your arse?

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By *aculty013Man
over a year ago

Dublin South

Him; have you got a coat?

Her; why?

Him; the boot of my car is freezing!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you know there will only be 7 planets left in the solar system after i smash Uranus in

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