FabSwingers.com forum: top lies told here

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Robbed this from the lounge .let's create a list of the top lies told on here . I'll start with

I'm single think this will make the top of the list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we just rob answers from the thread too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can we just rob answers from the thread too?"

Work away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i'm 100% straight"

"my wife is just in the shower so she cant go on cam"

"im an airline pilot"

"if i say ill turn up then i will"

"im non-pushy"

"looking for women and couples"

"non-smoker"

"ill go and just watch"

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

cork

Sorry couldn't find a space to park the car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have loads of stamina"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll make you squirt

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

I'm a hundred percent genuine

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By *o pants partyCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Age...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its all about the womans pleasure .. i adore giving oral . (fucking liars )

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway

My wife is ok with it.

I can go all night.

I can bring a female friend.

This has never happened before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't meet ts/tv (verified by one)

I'm an experienced swinger (here over a year never verified)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Mrs is working in the States so I can only meet on my own until she comes back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a qualified masseuse"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im just looking for n s a . remember this is n s a . (a week later a bitchy text and blocked cos id had a new meet )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course I like toes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite one from a 'couple' my wife wants to me to go meet a guy have some fun with him and then organise a meet for the 3 of us. Hardly a single guy under the disguise of a couple profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not you it's me

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By *ustjimmykerryMan
over a year ago

Limerick

I swear I am black, well most of the time anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm 'well-hung' "

Straight

Not looking for single guys

"I'm a pilot"

"If I say I show up, I will"

Curvy

Age

Height

This could go on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ms think fab should give some users a tape measure for height

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about a guy setting up a couples account to make himself sound like a sex God lol

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By *igglesAndGeekCouple
over a year ago

Galway

I can bring a female friend.

We'd be rich if we got a euro every time we heard that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'I'm a grower not a show-er'

Sigh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought Elvis karate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm well hung

I love to lick all night

I'm mature for my age

I treat everyone with respect

I won't let you down

My body type is athletic or average

I'm 100% single

My girlfriend doesn't mind

I'm tall

I always show up

I prefer big women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I ALWAYS play safe!"

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

cork

"Ms think fab should give some users a tape measure for height "

To measure lying down or standing up

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By *herry_bombshellWoman
over a year ago

northside

1 I'll travel up/down to you

2 I'm not looking for a gf (week later new gf has nearly moved in)

3 I left bc I got a gf but we've split now so I'm back (and ofc looking for you bc I missed our "chats")

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By *herry_bombshellWoman
over a year ago

northside

I travel to .... (insert county/city/town name) all the time for work

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway

I can bring a female friend.

We'd be rich if we got a euro every time we heard that one."

Same as!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ms think fab should give some users a tape measure for height

To measure lying down or standing up

Both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't lie I'm a tellytubbie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hardly i always knew ud tell the truth eventually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hardly i always knew ud tell the truth eventually

"
honest john me lol mr elvis Presley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I swear I'm not a man

That was taken last year

Yea I've loads more lingerie

No I havent been with every guy on fab

I love to swallow

I'm 5 minutes away

Did I not tell you I had a toddler

Did I not tell you my ex is just out of prison and sleeping on my sofa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I swear I'm not a man

That was taken last year

Yea I've loads more lingerie

No I havent been with every guy on fab

I love to swallow

I'm 5 minutes away

Did I not tell you I had a toddler

Did I not tell you my ex is just out of prison and sleeping on my sofa"

lord you have had no luck at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did I not tell you my ex is just out of prison and sleeping on my sofa"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone loves me.

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By *squaredCouple
over a year ago

Dublin/westmeath/kildare

"Looking for female 18 to 99" - really you would meet an eighty year old from here for fun

"I'm Bi" - you have never played with same

"We are a couple" - guy only

"I'm not pushy" - really 20 mails later

"I know how to please" - yourself yes other hmmmmm

"Hung like a horse" - under microscope maybe

"I love BBW" - well size 16 down

"I'm 100% straight" - guy vreified you

"Once you go black you don't go back" - really must have been wrong group then

"Yes its big can of not small play cans you can get for kids parties" - yes I believe ~~flying pigs~~

"I'm single" - really that's why misses or darling or honey is calling you & your only free during week or strange hours

"I'm 42" - really can you subtract DOB from 2015 & try again or just add decade

"I always go to meets organized" - We must have worst luck at only meeting people who can't

"We would love you to come to party" - hence why you never send/sent information and keep trying to come up with excuses

etc etc etc....

Wow I/we have really heard a lot of them here when you start to think if it. I /we know that there are real people here to we are just going through bad luck phase.

Ms R

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Mrs is working.. sick ... not in mood today ... at the ill kids .. so I can just , blabla. No 1 at couples

one of my kids are surprising sick .. my car broke down .. "it was today..? " ... no reaction & blocked. No 1 at Women

so I count basically more on the real life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mother nature called

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I came. Did you not feel it. Was amazing!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Looking for female 18 to 99" - really you would meet an eighty year old from here for fun

"I'm Bi" - you have never played with same

"We are a couple" - guy only

"I'm not pushy" - really 20 mails later

"I know how to please" - yourself yes other hmmmmm

"Hung like a horse" - under microscope maybe

"I love BBW" - well size 16 down

"I'm 100% straight" - guy vreified you

"Once you go black you don't go back" - really must have been wrong group then

"Yes its big can of not small play cans you can get for kids parties" - yes I believe ~~flying pigs~~

"I'm single" - really that's why misses or darling or honey is calling you & your only free during week or strange hours

"I'm 42" - really can you subtract DOB from 2015 & try again or just add decade

"I always go to meets organized" - We must have worst luck at only meeting people who can't

"We would love you to come to party" - hence why you never send/sent information and keep trying to come up with excuses

etc etc etc....

Wow I/we have really heard a lot of them here when you start to think if it. I /we know that there are real people here to we are just going through bad luck phase.

Ms R"

Is that all?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard a few whoppers in my time to many mention.

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

"I heard a few whoppers in my time to many mention."

Stop talking to yourself!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I heard a few whoppers in my time to many mention.

Stop talking to yourself!!

lol

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By *adrarfjordr VoyeurMan
over a year ago

Waterford

""Looking for female 18 to 99" - really you would meet an eighty year old from here for fun...

Ms R"

Any 80 year old ladies in the area want to get in touch and I'm there

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

Me. "I'll do what YOU want if you're Dom"

Them. "Yea, I'm Dom. What do you want to do?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me. "I'll do what YOU want if you're Dom"

Them. "Yea, I'm Dom. What do you want to do?""

PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I heard a few whoppers in my time to many mention."

And I thought you were straight Biggs!

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

"I heard a few whoppers in my time to many mention.

And I thought you were straight Biggs!

It's all right, he said HEARD not HAD!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I heard a few whoppers in my time to many mention.

And I thought you were straight Biggs!

It's all right, he said HEARD not HAD!"

I must get some glasses!

I copped that after I wrote it......

But thought fuck it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The money was just resting in my account

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I heard a few whoppers in my time to many mention.

And I thought you were straight Biggs!

im as straight as robin hoods arrow lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most used lie on here

'Wow !!! U are soooo hot'

'Sorry not interested in meeting'

By return mail

'Wouldnt fuck u if u were the last heifer left alive you ugly old cow'

Hmmmmmmm its all lies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course the photographs are recent!! Yea if recent means within 10 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I heard a few whoppers in my time to many mention.

And I thought you were straight Biggs!

It's all right, he said HEARD not HAD!

I must get some glasses!

I copped that after I wrote it......

But thought fuck it!

pmsl ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I heard a few whoppers in my time to many mention.

And I thought you were straight Biggs!

It's all right, he said HEARD not HAD!

I must get some glasses!

I copped that after I wrote it......

But thought fuck it!

pmsl ha ha ha

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By *umpsuitCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Funny enough, we got that one too.

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By *uaveGentMan
over a year ago

dublin

"Of course the photographs are recent!! Yea if recent means within 10 years"

I could name you at least 10 couples profiles using the same pictures they did ten years ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of course the photographs are recent!! Yea if recent means within 10 years

I could name you at least 10 couples profiles using the same pictures they did ten years ago. "

Name that tune!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me: I'm in town now.

Her: Dad's here to watch telly

Next day she slipped up. Had to babysit her niece

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I Take sugar in my tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a genuine guy....

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle

if it is lies that i tell myself - i always use i swear to fuck i am not a header

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm curvy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm curvy

You're telling porkies!! lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm curvy

You're telling porkies!! lol!

Lol rose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm curvy

You're telling porkies!! lol!

Lol rose

I couldn't resist!! lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm curvy

You're telling porkies!! lol!

Lol rose

I couldn't resist!! lol!

Now now rose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look sexy. No pics on my profile.

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By *en_irelandMan
over a year ago

Drogheda

"its all about the womans pleasure .. i adore giving oral . (fucking liars )"

Not all

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"I look sexy. No pics on my profile. "

That's true stick a few pics up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U cum straight away but I get hard again about 10 mins later.......

On what clock....

I'm a nice genuine lad, not interested-all the women on this site are ugly and fat anyway...

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