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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A Family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

city centre


"A Family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”"

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”"

lmao very good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It did make me laugh out loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol,keep the coming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It did make me laugh out loud "
love to be sitting round your table

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol and ran home to his wife. That night the two were having sex and found themselves in the 69 position. The man felt the urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol. The next day he went back to the doctor who asked how it went. The man answered, "Not well. When I fired the pistol, my wife pooped on my face, bit three inches off my penis, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol and ran home to his wife. That night the two were having sex and found themselves in the 69 position. The man felt the urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol. The next day he went back to the doctor who asked how it went. The man answered, "Not well. When I fired the pistol, my wife pooped on my face, bit three inches off my penis, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to the doctor the other day and he said i would have to stop wanking. . . He said it was upsetting the others in the waiting room. . .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I went to the doctor the other day and he said i would have to stop wanking. . . He said it was upsetting the others in the waiting room. . . "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went to the doctor the other day and he said i would have to stop wanking. . . He said it was upsetting the others in the waiting room. . . "

Lol,mustn't have been a Fab waiting room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”"

lmao!!! That's great!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woman goes to doctor complaining of a discharge. . . Doctor puts her on the bed lifts her skirt puts his hand in her panties and starts feeling and puts a couple of fingers in. . "how does that feel" he asks. . . "fantastic" she replies "but the discharge is from my ear". . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”"
brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Woman goes to doctor complaining of a discharge. . . Doctor puts her on the bed lifts her skirt puts his hand in her panties and starts feeling and puts a couple of fingers in. . "how does that feel" he asks. . . "fantastic" she replies "but the discharge is from my ear". . ."

Lol,cheering me up no end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol and ran home to his wife. That night the two were having sex and found themselves in the 69 position. The man felt the urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol. The next day he went back to the doctor who asked how it went. The man answered, "Not well. When I fired the pistol, my wife pooped on my face, bit three inches off my penis, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

great to hear a bit of humor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i love it, thumbs up lolli

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

Loving this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol and ran home to his wife. That night the two were having sex and found themselves in the 69 position. The man felt the urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol. The next day he went back to the doctor who asked how it went. The man answered, "Not well. When I fired the pistol, my wife pooped on my face, bit three inches off my penis, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air

"

You owe me a cuppa!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Garda ordered me to get out of my car last night. "You're staggering" he said, "you're not a bad looking fucker yourself I replied.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol and ran home to his wife. That night the two were having sex and found themselves in the 69 position. The man felt the urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol. The next day he went back to the doctor who asked how it went. The man answered, "Not well. When I fired the pistol, my wife pooped on my face, bit three inches off my penis, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air

You owe me a cuppa! "

Lol sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A Garda ordered me to get out of my car last night. "You're staggering" he said, "you're not a bad looking fucker yourself I replied.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two women out picking carrots. ....one picks up a carrot and says...this reminds me of my fellas dick.....the other asks "is it the length of it or the width of it"..... "no"says the first "its the feckin dirt of it"....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Garda ordered me to get out of my car last night. "You're staggering" he said, "you're not a bad looking fucker yourself I replied.

"
brilliant. ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Two women out picking carrots. ....one picks up a carrot and says...this reminds me of my fellas dick.....the other asks "is it the length of it or the width of it"..... "no"says the first "its the feckin dirt of it".... "

mao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”"
that's a good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite piece of equipment at the gym is the television.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I had a visitor one night… he explored my body… licked, sucked, swallowed & had his fill… when satisfied he left… I was hurt… Damn mosquito!!!

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