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"My 8 year old daughter found Rae's glass dildo....asked Grandpa who has called over what it was...... ![]() Ohhhhhhh God!!!!! ![]() | |||
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"My 8 year old daughter found Rae's glass dildo....asked Grandpa who has called over what it was...... ![]() ![]() Rae also sent my Mom a text message intended for me, about being hog tied...... My folks are rather straight laced, sensible folk too..... | |||
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"My 8 year old daughter found Rae's glass dildo....asked Grandpa who has called over what it was...... ![]() Ooooh that would have been mortifying alright! lol! I won't say how many years ago this happened to me, I was masterbating myself and I made myself cum for the first time & really enjoying, next, my sister had come into the room, she looked at me, I looked at her, she left....a moment later I continued on!! I was having multiples so I couldn't stop nor did I want to!!! I haven't orgasm'd like that since! lol! | |||
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"Was in full flow playing with my partner, needless to say she was gasping and reacting wildly to the particular act I was performing on her.. I reciprocated and went at it harder and faster... when she started slapping me and wheezing I realized she was having a full blown asthma attack ![]() Lol ![]() | |||
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"I sent my daughter to my locker to get a tweezers she brings me down a cock ring around her wrist and says mam can I keep this bracelet.... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Jazzzzuuuuzzzz ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I sent my daughter to my locker to get a tweezers she brings me down a cock ring around her wrist and says mam can I keep this bracelet.... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Lmao... very very funny... I nearly choked with laughter when I read this ![]() | |||
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"Standing at a shop counter when my daughter was about 5/6 months old on my hip and trying to get money out and she pulls my whole boob, nipple and everything right out in front of everyone... poor guy at the coounter didnt know what to say... ![]() Lol... prob the best work day he ever had... It would end up being an urban myth.. no one would believe him lol | |||
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"I sent a sexy pic to a guy who's name began with D....only it was the wrong D, I sent it to my Dad. My heart literally stopped beating for a few seconds ![]() ![]() ![]() OMG!!! ![]() | |||
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"I sent a sexy pic to a guy who's name began with D....only it was the wrong D, I sent it to my Dad. My heart literally stopped beating for a few seconds ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh my god! Lol... So ull send one to ur dad and you won't even send me one ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I sent a sexy pic to a guy who's name began with D....only it was the wrong D, I sent it to my Dad. My heart literally stopped beating for a few seconds ![]() ![]() ![]() Ooooooh FUUUUCCCKKK! Morto morto! ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Shopping in local supermarket during summer so was wearing a boobtube dress my eldest then was a year old pulled it down and screamed BOOBIES .. everyone turned to look.. i turned red picked him up and left q shopping trolley full of groceries .. " That's something I de say anyway ![]() | |||
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"Shopping in local supermarket during summer so was wearing a boobtube dress my eldest then was a year old pulled it down and screamed BOOBIES .. everyone turned to look.. i turned red picked him up and left q shopping trolley full of groceries .. " Wish I was in the shop that day... ![]() | |||
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"Shopping in local supermarket during summer so was wearing a boobtube dress my eldest then was a year old pulled it down and screamed BOOBIES .. everyone turned to look.. i turned red picked him up and left q shopping trolley full of groceries .. Wish I was in the shop that day... ![]() Indeed!!! lol! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ok guys.. getting mails about age of my daughter she's 23 so she kinda knows what they are! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 23 u say interesting very interesting ![]() | |||
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"Can't wait to see the backlash I get from my kids when their old enough ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Lol... I hope they never ask to use it ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Can't wait to see the backlash I get from my kids when their old enough ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() it's funny when the eldest was about 4 it was brought out the back and left with his toys..... Only I looked out back window and spotted it god knows. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ok guys.. getting mails about age of my daughter she's 23 so she kinda knows what they are! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Down boy... ![]() | |||
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"Can't wait to see the backlash I get from my kids when their old enough ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Was it with Woddy and Buzz... ![]() | |||
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"Can't wait to see the backlash I get from my kids when their old enough ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Lmao... innocence at its best.. he prob used it as a rocket..that's what id use it for... ignition... lift off!! ![]() | |||
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"Can't wait to see the backlash I get from my kids when their old enough ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() hahaha love it not far off ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"These are all sooo funny.. getting a great laugh out of them... thanks everyone ![]() It's making me laugh out loud anyway!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"These are all sooo funny.. getting a great laugh out of them... thanks everyone ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Me too ![]() | |||
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"These are all sooo funny.. getting a great laugh out of them... thanks everyone ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Same here!! Love the stories ![]() | |||
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"Caught my son using one of my fancy bras to carry his toy cars around in, apparently it was the perfect shape for the task in hand ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Caught my son using one of my fancy bras to carry his toy cars around in, apparently it was the perfect shape for the task in hand ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Or Ear muffs for elephants?? ![]() | |||
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"These are all sooo funny.. getting a great laugh out of them... thanks everyone ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Cheers to you for putting this thread up!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ok guys.. getting mails about age of my daughter she's 23 so she kinda knows what they are! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() A son for a daughter theres a foursome ![]() | |||
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"Ok guys.. getting mails about age of my daughter she's 23 so she kinda knows what they are! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Okay...Okay...You win!! You leave the daughter out of it ill leave the son... ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ok guys.. getting mails about age of my daughter she's 23 so she kinda knows what they are! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Had the exact same thought.... ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ok guys.. getting mails about age of my daughter she's 23 so she kinda knows what they are! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Grrrrrrrrrrrrr....BOYS!!!! | |||
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"Ok guys.. getting mails about age of my daughter she's 23 so she kinda knows what they are! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh annie u backed down too easy for him...lol | |||
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"Only just 2 hours ago I was on the phone with sky signing up for internet after I say down and was looking at fab on the phone and son (20),asks me who I was talking to I answer while I'm still looking at the phone "Fabswingers" Oops ![]() ![]() ![]() O.m.g. lol... what did he say?? I always have to concentrate when I write the word come...in case it comes out cum!! ![]() | |||
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"Ok guys.. getting mails about age of my daughter she's 23 so she kinda knows what they are! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() What ever about Cj, I'm heaps respectable..... ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Only just 2 hours ago I was on the phone with sky signing up for internet after I say down and was looking at fab on the phone and son (20),asks me who I was talking to I answer while I'm still looking at the phone "Fabswingers" Oops ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() he rolled the eyes and said no who where you talking to not who are you texting ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Only just 2 hours ago I was on the phone with sky signing up for internet after I say down and was looking at fab on the phone and son (20),asks me who I was talking to I answer while I'm still looking at the phone "Fabswingers" Oops ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Lol... so it looks like he knows ![]() | |||
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"Only just 2 hours ago I was on the phone with sky signing up for internet after I say down and was looking at fab on the phone and son (20),asks me who I was talking to I answer while I'm still looking at the phone "Fabswingers" Oops ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I knew they knew but it's just unspoken lol | |||
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"Only just 2 hours ago I was on the phone with sky signing up for internet after I say down and was looking at fab on the phone and son (20),asks me who I was talking to I answer while I'm still looking at the phone "Fabswingers" Oops ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Indeed FUCK!!! lol! ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Only just 2 hours ago I was on the phone with sky signing up for internet after I say down and was looking at fab on the phone and son (20),asks me who I was talking to I answer while I'm still looking at the phone "Fabswingers" Oops ![]() ![]() ![]() ha us that's hilarious. | |||
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"Ok guys.. getting mails about age of my daughter she's 23 so she kinda knows what they are! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I know... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Oldest girl found my wand I told her it was a massage thing told me it's like a microphone. Youngest comes down with my pink Ann summers dress mummy can I wear this. Do you like dressing up dresses too ![]() ![]() Like mother like daughter... ![]() | |||
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"Ahhhhhh the best post here in ages Makes u laugh the think where s my such a thing hidden ![]() I think after the past few days it's needed!! Fun...The way Fab should be ![]() | |||
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"Ahhhhhh the best post here in ages Makes u laugh the think where s my such a thing hidden ![]() ![]() I agree 1000% ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ahhhhhh the best post here in ages Makes u laugh the think where s my such a thing hidden ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Standing at a shop counter when my daughter was about 5/6 months old on my hip and trying to get money out and she pulls my whole boob, nipple and everything right out in front of everyone... poor guy at the coounter didnt know what to say... ![]() Haha!! That probably is what it turned into :p the other people in the shop were probably witnesses he'll never find! Hehe xx | |||
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"Ok guys.. getting mails about age of my daughter she's 23 so she kinda knows what they are! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Awe I was getting all excited not but u did start it ![]() | |||
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"Standing at a shop counter when my daughter was about 5/6 months old on my hip and trying to get money out and she pulls my whole boob, nipple and everything right out in front of everyone... poor guy at the coounter didnt know what to say... ![]() Lol... a bit like the loch ness monster.. but with nipple ![]() | |||
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"Oldest girl found my wand I told her it was a massage thing told me it's like a microphone. Youngest comes down with my pink Ann summers dress mummy can I wear this. Do you like dressing up dresses too ![]() ![]() ![]() Do u think ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"My sister has seen some of my sexy texts I sent to a particular somebody, not anybody on here.....she wasn't impressed! lol! I haven't left my phone lying about since! lol! She's very nosy! ![]() ![]() ![]() Same... ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Jeez monsters this is the funniest thread I have seen in ages , I am buckled laughing here ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Monsters Inc!!! lol! ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"A few years ago me and a girl I was seeing went to Liverpool for the weekend while we were over we went into ann summers and bought a pair of handcuffs all was fine until we were flying home and the security puller her when her bag went trough the X-ray machine, apprently you can't bring hand cuffs on to a plane, she was mortified when they took the handcuff out of her bag in front the whole que and me laughing didn't help either ![]() ![]() ![]() Pmsl!! don't blame you for laughing!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Jeez monsters this is the funniest thread I have seen in ages , I am buckled laughing here ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Jeez monsters this is the funniest thread I have seen in ages , I am buckled laughing here ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() trying to bring the fun back into fab... ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Jeez monsters this is the funniest thread I have seen in ages , I am buckled laughing here ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You sure are!! lol! Talking about funny things! Many many years ago, I got locked in a confession box....on my own....I was a wicked shy girl at the time....only for one of my sisters noticing that I was missing I would have been locked there for the nite!! lol! I can laugh now, I was mortified at the time! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Jeez monsters this is the funniest thread I have seen in ages , I am buckled laughing here ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Where it belongs ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Jeez monsters this is the funniest thread I have seen in ages , I am buckled laughing here ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Shudder the thought what you were going to confess ![]() | |||
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"Jeez monsters this is the funniest thread I have seen in ages , I am buckled laughing here ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yes I was going to make my confession, I was the last in of course, the priest presumed there was nobody in the confession box so locked the door without checking! lol! ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Jeez monsters this is the funniest thread I have seen in ages , I am buckled laughing here ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I actually have a story about confession too... but too X-Rated for the forum ![]() | |||
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"Jeez monsters this is the funniest thread I have seen in ages , I am buckled laughing here ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I wasn't a teenager then & I was wicked shy So no funny story to tell about my confession! lol! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Jeez monsters this is the funniest thread I have seen in ages , I am buckled laughing here ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Pm me the story...or I won't be able to sleep tonight wondering about it ![]() | |||
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"Jeez monsters this is the funniest thread I have seen in ages , I am buckled laughing here ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I wouldn't mind knowing the story either! lol! ![]() | |||
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"Before I got married I decided to do the right thing and confess my sins,I tried to tip toe over the naughty bits... But the priest was having none of it.... He wanted to know how many "boys" I *kissed (.. How many "girls" I *kissed*... I heard him moan more than once. . Durty bugger ![]() Lol... lucky bugger more like ![]() | |||
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"Before I got married I decided to do the right thing and confess my sins,I tried to tip toe over the naughty bits... But the priest was having none of it.... He wanted to know how many "boys" I *kissed (.. How many "girls" I *kissed*... I heard him moan more than once. . Durty bugger ![]() The dirty piece of shit more like... ![]() ![]() | |||
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"A few years ago I met a lady who wanted me to join her and her husband. It was to be his birthday surprise. He turned out to be my boss at work. " NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! OMFG!!!!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"A few years ago I met a lady who wanted me to join her and her husband. It was to be his birthday surprise. He turned out to be my boss at work. NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! OMFG!!!!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'd be morto too! What do you do in that situation! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"A few years ago I met a lady who wanted me to join her and her husband. It was to be his birthday surprise. He turned out to be my boss at work. NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! OMFG!!!!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ask for a raise ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"A few years ago I met a lady who wanted me to join her and her husband. It was to be his birthday surprise. He turned out to be my boss at work. NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! OMFG!!!!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I wonder did it Raise ![]() | |||
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"A few years ago I met a lady who wanted me to join her and her husband. It was to be his birthday surprise. He turned out to be my boss at work. NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! OMFG!!!!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ROTFPMSL!!! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"A few years ago I met a lady who wanted me to join her and her husband. It was to be his birthday surprise. He turned out to be my boss at work. NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! OMFG!!!!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Pmsl to ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Nikki...What a time to go off line and leave us all I suspense ![]() Oh yes, she hasn't told us what she did when she came across her boss!! lol! ![]() | |||
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"Nikki...What a time to go off line and leave us all I suspense ![]() ![]() Did she cum across him ![]() | |||
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"Nikki...What a time to go off line and leave us all I suspense ![]() ![]() I keep checking...lol ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Nikki...What a time to go off line and leave us all I suspense ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Nikki...What a time to go off line and leave us all I suspense ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Me too!! ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Nikki...What a time to go off line and leave us all I suspense ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() U only finding that out now ![]() | |||
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"Shopping with my brother on xmas eve in Clinton cards standing in que of about 20 people, brother walks outside and rings my phone, witch the ring tone was jingle bells jingle bells suck on my cock! Fucker set it as my ring tone was pissing himself laughing, aul dolls didn't seem to find it too funny ![]() He he ![]() | |||
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"I had a tough month in work a good while back so my line manager had received a complimentary letter about my work and emailed me it to cheer me up. I replied "Thank you for the anal earlier, it was brilliant and really made my day so much better let's hope for some more! ." ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Pmsl ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"A few weeks back had to get my da to accept a new bed delivery as i was in work, after blaming the breaking of my old one on my young one bouncing on it, which he didnt buy lol came home to find a number of anal toys i thought lost lined up by the new bed ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Nikki...What a time to go off line and leave us all I suspense ![]() He and I did what his wife told us and I found that he was rather well endowed and she was quite adept with a paddle! Never mentioned it at work obviously. | |||
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"Nikki...What a time to go off line and leave us all I suspense ![]() Not even a wink and a nudge nudge ![]() | |||
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"Nikki...What a time to go off line and leave us all I suspense ![]() ![]() No. Private life completely separate but his wife thought it was kinky and had me over again | |||
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"Nikki...What a time to go off line and leave us all I suspense ![]() ![]() Lol...I like the wife ![]() | |||
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"Nikki...What a time to go off line and leave us all I suspense ![]() ![]() ![]() lol! Were you not mortified Nikki when you saw your boss at first! lol! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Nikki...What a time to go off line and leave us all I suspense ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yes. He was mortified as well but it's funny in retrospect | |||
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"Nikki...What a time to go off line and leave us all I suspense ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Is he good looking!!? lol! ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Nikki...What a time to go off line and leave us all I suspense ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I bet bumping into each other at work gets him all hot and bothered now... ![]() | |||
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"To expand on Freddies earlier post about his 8 yr old asking her grandad "what's this" whilst waving the glass dildo in his face, his dad told her it was "just a toy".... WHO THE FUCK tells an 8yr old girl that a glass dildo is a toy?!?! Obviously she will want to know how the hell you play with it?!?!?! At that point I took it off her and said it was an ornament, avoided eye contact with my father in law and just opened the door....." It's a paper weight!! lol! ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"To expand on Freddies earlier post about his 8 yr old asking her grandad "what's this" whilst waving the glass dildo in his face, his dad told her it was "just a toy".... WHO THE FUCK tells an 8yr old girl that a glass dildo is a toy?!?! Obviously she will want to know how the hell you play with it?!?!?! At that point I took it off her and said it was an ornament, avoided eye contact with my father in law and just opened the door..... It's a paper weight!! lol! ![]() ![]() ![]() Pmsl...love it!!! ![]() | |||
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"Awhile back Mr no pants was going to England with his father for a family funeral. Missing him i decided to send him a little video of me striping and saying "Hey Sexy".Only when i sent it his dad had his phone and opened it ... spent the rest of the weekend calling mr no pants "Hey sexy" in my voice ![]() ![]() lol oops ![]() | |||
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"Met up with someone and was having some 'fun', thought she was having the orgasm of her life!!!...... Nah, she was epileptic and having a fit! ![]() ![]() Still, you had your fun and that's all that matters! ![]() | |||
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"our daughter arrived up recently and gave her mum a pair of knee high,high heeled black pvc boots saying "you could wear these at one of your "parties"mum. ![]() Kids today ,,,have no respect for their parents lol ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Met up with someone and was having some 'fun', thought she was having the orgasm of her life!!!...... Nah, she was epileptic and having a fit! ![]() ![]() ![]() PMSL!!! weak!!! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Met up with someone and was having some 'fun', thought she was having the orgasm of her life!!!...... Nah, she was epileptic and having a fit! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Of course!! lol! Who cares about the girl who had the fit... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Met up with someone and was having some 'fun', thought she was having the orgasm of her life!!!...... Nah, she was epileptic and having a fit! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm bad!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Met up with someone and was having some 'fun', thought she was having the orgasm of her life!!!...... Nah, she was epileptic and having a fit! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You make me pmsl!! Apparently he went back for more, I presume she didn't have a fit 2nd time round! ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Met up with someone and was having some 'fun', thought she was having the orgasm of her life!!!...... Nah, she was epileptic and having a fit! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Apparently ![]() | |||
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"Met up with someone and was having some 'fun', thought she was having the orgasm of her life!!!...... Nah, she was epileptic and having a fit! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oooooooh Nooooooo! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Met up with someone and was having some 'fun', thought she was having the orgasm of her life!!!...... Nah, she was epileptic and having a fit! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I think I'd have a fit if I was with the Foo a Whuuusssshhhhhiiiiinnnnnggggggggggg one ![]() | |||
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