FabSwingers.com forum: Awkward moment....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Had one today...

Daughter goes up to my bag looking for hair straightener,finds strapon and vibrator instead

Let's hear some??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walking around a shopping center at home and hear a buzzing coming from my sportbags. Was the vibe I had got Ms.innocent as a surprise. Battery had been put in so she could use it straight away

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By *reddieRaeCouple
over a year ago

Banbridge

My 8 year old daughter found Rae's glass dildo....asked Grandpa who has called over what it was......

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By *entleBeastMan
over a year ago

carshalton

Was in full flow playing with my partner, needless to say she was gasping and reacting wildly to the particular act I was performing on her.. I reciprocated and went at it harder and faster... when she started slapping me and wheezing I realized she was having a full blown asthma attack

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My 8 year old daughter found Rae's glass dildo....asked Grandpa who has called over what it was......

Ohhhhhhh God!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When father in law was given our handcuffs by one of the kids and he wondered why we had them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sent my daughter to my locker to get a tweezers she brings me down a cock ring around her wrist and says mam can I keep this bracelet....

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By *reddieRaeCouple
over a year ago

Banbridge

"My 8 year old daughter found Rae's glass dildo....asked Grandpa who has called over what it was......

Ohhhhhhh God!!!!!

Rae also sent my Mom a text message intended for me, about being hog tied...... My folks are rather straight laced, sensible folk too.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My 8 year old daughter found Rae's glass dildo....asked Grandpa who has called over what it was......

Ooooh that would have been mortifying alright! lol! I won't say how many years ago this happened to me, I was masterbating myself and I made myself cum for the first time & really enjoying, next, my sister had come into the room, she looked at me, I looked at her, she left....a moment later I continued on!! I was having multiples so I couldn't stop nor did I want to!!!

I haven't orgasm'd like that since! lol!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Was in full flow playing with my partner, needless to say she was gasping and reacting wildly to the particular act I was performing on her.. I reciprocated and went at it harder and faster... when she started slapping me and wheezing I realized she was having a full blown asthma attack

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I sent my daughter to my locker to get a tweezers she brings me down a cock ring around her wrist and says mam can I keep this bracelet....

Jazzzzuuuuzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Standing at a shop counter when my daughter was about 5/6 months old on my hip and trying to get money out and she pulls my whole boob, nipple and everything right out in front of everyone... poor guy at the coounter didnt know what to say...

- mrs xxx

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By *aterfordDomMan
over a year ago

waterford

"I sent my daughter to my locker to get a tweezers she brings me down a cock ring around her wrist and says mam can I keep this bracelet....

Lmao... very very funny... I nearly choked with laughter when I read this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sent a sexy pic to a guy who's name began with D....only it was the wrong D, I sent it to my Dad. My heart literally stopped beating for a few seconds

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By *aterfordDomMan
over a year ago

waterford

"Standing at a shop counter when my daughter was about 5/6 months old on my hip and trying to get money out and she pulls my whole boob, nipple and everything right out in front of everyone... poor guy at the coounter didnt know what to say...

- mrs xxx"

Lol... prob the best work day he ever had...

It would end up being an urban myth.. no one would believe him lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok guys..

getting mails about age of my daughter she's 23 so she kinda knows what they are!

Vibrator is ok...

But the strapon raised a eyebrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I sent a sexy pic to a guy who's name began with D....only it was the wrong D, I sent it to my Dad. My heart literally stopped beating for a few seconds

OMG!!!

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By *aterfordDomMan
over a year ago

waterford

"I sent a sexy pic to a guy who's name began with D....only it was the wrong D, I sent it to my Dad. My heart literally stopped beating for a few seconds

Oh my god! Lol...

So ull send one to ur dad and you won't even send me one

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I sent a sexy pic to a guy who's name began with D....only it was the wrong D, I sent it to my Dad. My heart literally stopped beating for a few seconds

Ooooooh FUUUUCCCKKK! Morto morto!

lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shopping in local supermarket during summer so was wearing a boobtube dress my eldest then was a year old pulled it down and screamed BOOBIES .. everyone turned to look.. i turned red picked him up and left q shopping trolley full of groceries ..

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere

Just this Xmas I text my sister who has young kids asking did Santa cum yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shopping in local supermarket during summer so was wearing a boobtube dress my eldest then was a year old pulled it down and screamed BOOBIES .. everyone turned to look.. i turned red picked him up and left q shopping trolley full of groceries .. "

That's something I de say anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wish I was in the shop that day...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wish I was in the shop that day...

Indeed!!! lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shopping with my brother on xmas eve in Clinton cards standing in que of about 20 people, brother walks outside and rings my phone, witch the ring tone was jingle bells jingle bells suck on my cock! Fucker set it as my ring tone was pissing himself laughing, aul dolls didn't seem to find it too funny

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Ok guys..

getting mails about age of my daughter she's 23 so she kinda knows what they are!

Vibrator is ok...

But the strapon raised a eyebrow

23 u say interesting very interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't wait to see the backlash I get from my kids when their old enough

I don't know how many times they have found my Massager as it's now known in this house

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By *aterfordDomMan
over a year ago

waterford

"Can't wait to see the backlash I get from my kids when their old enough

I don't know how many times they have found my Massager as it's now known in this house

Lol... I hope they never ask to use it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't wait to see the backlash I get from my kids when their old enough

I don't know how many times they have found my Massager as it's now known in this house

Lol... I hope they never ask to use it

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it's funny when the eldest was about 4 it was brought out the back and left with his toys..... Only I looked out back window and spotted it god knows.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok guys..

getting mails about age of my daughter she's 23 so she kinda knows what they are!

Vibrator is ok...

But the strapon raised a eyebrow

23 u say interesting very interesting

Down boy...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't wait to see the backlash I get from my kids when their old enough

I don't know how many times they have found my Massager as it's now known in this house

Lol... I hope they never ask to use it

it's funny when the eldest was about 4 it was brought out the back and left with his toys..... Only I looked out back window and spotted it god knows.

Was it with Woddy and Buzz...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bought one of ann summers sweetheart vibes. Mmmmmmmm. Forgot i had popped it into my handbag in a hurry. My mother sat on the handbag and nearly jumped out of her skin. Ur bag is buzzzing she yelps. Redfaced and mortified i said oh thats my phone vibrating lol. Thank god she never copped that my phone was actually in my hand pmsl

Ms innocent

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By *aterfordDomMan
over a year ago

waterford

"Can't wait to see the backlash I get from my kids when their old enough

I don't know how many times they have found my Massager as it's now known in this house

Lol... I hope they never ask to use it

it's funny when the eldest was about 4 it was brought out the back and left with his toys..... Only I looked out back window and spotted it god knows.

Lmao... innocence at its best.. he prob used it as a rocket..that's what id use it for... ignition... lift off!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't wait to see the backlash I get from my kids when their old enough

I don't know how many times they have found my Massager as it's now known in this house

Lol... I hope they never ask to use it

it's funny when the eldest was about 4 it was brought out the back and left with his toys..... Only I looked out back window and spotted it god knows.

Was it with Woddy and Buzz...

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hahaha love it not far off

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By *aterfordDomMan
over a year ago

waterford

These are all sooo funny.. getting a great laugh out of them... thanks everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"These are all sooo funny.. getting a great laugh out of them... thanks everyone

It's making me laugh out loud anyway!!!

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By *aterfordDomMan
over a year ago

waterford

"These are all sooo funny.. getting a great laugh out of them... thanks everyone

It's making me laugh out loud anyway!!!

Me too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"These are all sooo funny.. getting a great laugh out of them... thanks everyone

It's making me laugh out loud anyway!!!

Same here!! Love the stories

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caught my son using one of my fancy bras to carry his toy cars around in, apparently it was the perfect shape for the task in hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Caught my son using one of my fancy bras to carry his toy cars around in, apparently it was the perfect shape for the task in hand

they also make great hats lol

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By *aterfordDomMan
over a year ago

waterford

"Caught my son using one of my fancy bras to carry his toy cars around in, apparently it was the perfect shape for the task in hand

they also make great hats lol"

Or Ear muffs for elephants??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"These are all sooo funny.. getting a great laugh out of them... thanks everyone

It's making me laugh out loud anyway!!!

Same here!! Love the stories

Cheers to you for putting this thread up!!!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Ok guys..

getting mails about age of my daughter she's 23 so she kinda knows what they are!

Vibrator is ok...

But the strapon raised a eyebrow

23 u say interesting very interesting

Down boy...

A son for a daughter theres a foursome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok guys..

getting mails about age of my daughter she's 23 so she kinda knows what they are!

Vibrator is ok...

But the strapon raised a eyebrow

23 u say interesting very interesting

Down boy...

A son for a daughter theres a foursome

Okay...Okay...You win!!

You leave the daughter out of it ill leave the son...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok guys..

getting mails about age of my daughter she's 23 so she kinda knows what they are!

Vibrator is ok...

But the strapon raised a eyebrow

23 u say interesting very interesting

Down boy...

Had the exact same thought....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok guys..

getting mails about age of my daughter she's 23 so she kinda knows what they are!

Vibrator is ok...

But the strapon raised a eyebrow

23 u say interesting very interesting

Down boy...

Had the exact same thought....

Grrrrrrrrrrrrr....BOYS!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok guys..

getting mails about age of my daughter she's 23 so she kinda knows what they are!

Vibrator is ok...

But the strapon raised a eyebrow

23 u say interesting very interesting

Down boy...

A son for a daughter theres a foursome

Okay...Okay...You win!!

You leave the daughter out of it ill leave the son...

Oh annie u backed down too easy for him...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only just 2 hours ago I was on the phone with sky signing up for internet after I say down and was looking at fab on the phone and son (20),asks me who I was talking to I answer while I'm still looking at the phone

"Fabswingers"

Oops

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By *aterfordDomMan
over a year ago

waterford

"Only just 2 hours ago I was on the phone with sky signing up for internet after I say down and was looking at fab on the phone and son (20),asks me who I was talking to I answer while I'm still looking at the phone

"Fabswingers"

Oops

O.m.g. lol... what did he say??

I always have to concentrate when I write the word come...in case it comes out cum!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok guys..

getting mails about age of my daughter she's 23 so she kinda knows what they are!

Vibrator is ok...

But the strapon raised a eyebrow

23 u say interesting very interesting

Down boy...

Had the exact same thought....

Grrrrrrrrrrrrr....BOYS!!!! "

What ever about Cj, I'm heaps respectable.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fabswingers"

Oops

O.m.g. lol... what did he say??

I always have to concentrate when I write the word come...in case it comes out cum!!

he rolled the eyes and said no who where you talking to not who are you texting

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By *aterfordDomMan
over a year ago

waterford

"Fabswingers"

Oops

O.m.g. lol... what did he say??

I always have to concentrate when I write the word come...in case it comes out cum!!

he rolled the eyes and said no who where you talking to not who are you texting

Lol... so it looks like he knows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fabswingers"

Oops

O.m.g. lol... what did he say??

I always have to concentrate when I write the word come...in case it comes out cum!!

he rolled the eyes and said no who where you talking to not who are you texting

Lol... so it looks like he knows

I knew they knew but it's just unspoken lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fabswingers"

Oops

O.m.g. lol... what did he say??

I always have to concentrate when I write the word come...in case it comes out cum!!

he rolled the eyes and said no who where you talking to not who are you texting

Lol... so it looks like he knows

Indeed FUCK!!! lol!

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Oldest girl found my wand I told her it was a massage thing told me it's like a microphone.

Youngest comes down with my pink Ann summers dress mummy can I wear this. Do you like dressing up dresses too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hahaha...Love it Curvy!!!! I'm weak!!!

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"Fabswingers"

Oops

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ha us that's hilarious.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok guys..

getting mails about age of my daughter she's 23 so she kinda knows what they are!

Vibrator is ok...

But the strapon raised a eyebrow

23 u say interesting very interesting

Down boy...

A son for a daughter theres a foursome

Okay...Okay...You win!!

You leave the daughter out of it ill leave the son...

Oh annie u backed down too easy for him...lol"

I know...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oldest girl found my wand I told her it was a massage thing told me it's like a microphone.

Youngest comes down with my pink Ann summers dress mummy can I wear this. Do you like dressing up dresses too

Like mother like daughter...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhhhhh the best post here in ages

Makes u laugh the think where s my such a thing hidden

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ahhhhhh the best post here in ages

Makes u laugh the think where s my such a thing hidden

I think after the past few days it's needed!!

Fun...The way Fab should be

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By *aterfordDomMan
over a year ago

waterford

"Ahhhhhh the best post here in ages

Makes u laugh the think where s my such a thing hidden

I think after the past few days it's needed!!

Fun...The way Fab should be

I agree 1000%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahhhhhh the best post here in ages

Makes u laugh the think where s my such a thing hidden

I think after the past few days it's needed!!

Fun...The way Fab should be

much needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

- mrs xxx

Lol... prob the best work day he ever had...

It would end up being an urban myth.. no one would believe him lol"

Haha!! That probably is what it turned into :p the other people in the shop were probably witnesses he'll never find! Hehe xx

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Ok guys..

getting mails about age of my daughter she's 23 so she kinda knows what they are!

Vibrator is ok...

But the strapon raised a eyebrow

23 u say interesting very interesting

Down boy...

A son for a daughter theres a foursome

Okay...Okay...You win!!

You leave the daughter out of it ill leave the son...

Oh annie u backed down too easy for him...lol

I know...

Awe I was getting all excited not but u did start it

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By *aterfordDomMan
over a year ago

waterford

- mrs xxx

Lol... prob the best work day he ever had...

It would end up being an urban myth.. no one would believe him lol

Haha!! That probably is what it turned into :p the other people in the shop were probably witnesses he'll never find! Hehe xx"

Lol... a bit like the loch ness monster.. but with nipple

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Oldest girl found my wand I told her it was a massage thing told me it's like a microphone.

Youngest comes down with my pink Ann summers dress mummy can I wear this. Do you like dressing up dresses too

Like mother like daughter...

Do u think

OK I'll stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god these are too funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sister has seen some of my sexy texts I sent to a particular somebody, not anybody on here.....she wasn't impressed! lol! I haven't left my phone lying about since! lol! She's very nosy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My sister has seen some of my sexy texts I sent to a particular somebody, not anybody on here.....she wasn't impressed! lol! I haven't left my phone lying about since! lol! She's very nosy!

Same...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually. My sisters friend walked in on me having sex with my OH years ago. V embarrassing but we just carried on seconds later

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

Have had a few times where kids have discovered toys...thankfully none recently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had my wee lad who was down stairs in the brothers apartment so I thought it was a good time for a quickie little did I know hed decided to come back up. Heard him giggling looking through the crack of the door. Dont think 2 people have ever bolted so fast

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By *rsmith21Man
over a year ago

Never never land

A few years ago me and a girl I was seeing went to Liverpool for the weekend while we were over we went into ann summers and bought a pair of handcuffs all was fine until we were flying home and the security puller her when her bag went trough the X-ray machine, apprently you can't bring hand cuffs on to a plane, she was mortified when they took the handcuff out of her bag in front the whole que and me laughing didn't help either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez monsters this is the funniest thread I have seen in ages , I am buckled laughing here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeez monsters this is the funniest thread I have seen in ages , I am buckled laughing here

Monsters Inc!!! lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A few years ago me and a girl I was seeing went to Liverpool for the weekend while we were over we went into ann summers and bought a pair of handcuffs all was fine until we were flying home and the security puller her when her bag went trough the X-ray machine, apprently you can't bring hand cuffs on to a plane, she was mortified when they took the handcuff out of her bag in front the whole que and me laughing didn't help either

Pmsl!! don't blame you for laughing!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeez monsters this is the funniest thread I have seen in ages , I am buckled laughing here

Monsters Inc!!! lol!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jeez monsters this is the funniest thread I have seen in ages , I am buckled laughing here

trying to bring the fun back into fab...

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over a year ago

"Jeez monsters this is the funniest thread I have seen in ages , I am buckled laughing here

trying to bring the fun back into fab...

You sure are!! lol! Talking about funny things! Many many years ago, I got locked in a confession box....on my own....I was a wicked shy girl at the time....only for one of my sisters noticing that I was missing I would have been locked there for the nite!! lol! I can laugh now, I was mortified at the time!

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over a year ago

"Jeez monsters this is the funniest thread I have seen in ages , I am buckled laughing here

trying to bring the fun back into fab...

Where it belongs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jeez monsters this is the funniest thread I have seen in ages , I am buckled laughing here

trying to bring the fun back into fab...

Shudder the thought what you were going to confess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeez monsters this is the funniest thread I have seen in ages , I am buckled laughing here

trying to bring the fun back into fab...

Shudder the thought what you were going to confess

Yes I was going to make my confession, I was the last in of course, the priest presumed there was nobody in the confession box so locked the door without checking! lol!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jeez monsters this is the funniest thread I have seen in ages , I am buckled laughing here

trying to bring the fun back into fab...

Shudder the thought what you were going to confess

Yes I was going to make my confession, I was the last in of course, the priest presumed there was nobody in the confession box so locked the door without checking! lol!

I actually have a story about confession too...

but too X-Rated for the forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeez monsters this is the funniest thread I have seen in ages , I am buckled laughing here

trying to bring the fun back into fab...

Shudder the thought what you were going to confess

Yes I was going to make my confession, I was the last in of course, the priest presumed there was nobody in the confession box so locked the door without checking! lol!

I wasn't a teenager then & I was wicked shy So no funny story to tell about my confession! lol!

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By *aterfordDomMan
over a year ago

waterford

"Jeez monsters this is the funniest thread I have seen in ages , I am buckled laughing here

trying to bring the fun back into fab...

Shudder the thought what you were going to confess

Yes I was going to make my confession, I was the last in of course, the priest presumed there was nobody in the confession box so locked the door without checking! lol!

I actually have a story about confession too...

but too X-Rated for the forum

Pm me the story...or I won't be able to sleep tonight wondering about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeez monsters this is the funniest thread I have seen in ages , I am buckled laughing here

trying to bring the fun back into fab...

Shudder the thought what you were going to confess

Yes I was going to make my confession, I was the last in of course, the priest presumed there was nobody in the confession box so locked the door without checking! lol!

I actually have a story about confession too...

but too X-Rated for the forum

Pm me the story...or I won't be able to sleep tonight wondering about it

I wouldn't mind knowing the story either! lol!

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over a year ago

Before I got married I decided to do the right thing and confess my sins,I tried to tip toe over the naughty bits...

But the priest was having none of it....

He wanted to know how many "boys" I *kissed (..

How many "girls" I *kissed*...

I heard him moan more than once.

Durty bugger

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By *aterfordDomMan
over a year ago

waterford

"Before I got married I decided to do the right thing and confess my sins,I tried to tip toe over the naughty bits...

But the priest was having none of it....

He wanted to know how many "boys" I *kissed (..

How many "girls" I *kissed*...

I heard him moan more than once.

Durty bugger

Lol... lucky bugger more like

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over a year ago

"Before I got married I decided to do the right thing and confess my sins,I tried to tip toe over the naughty bits...

But the priest was having none of it....

He wanted to know how many "boys" I *kissed (..

How many "girls" I *kissed*...

I heard him moan more than once.

Durty bugger

The dirty piece of shit more like...

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

A few years ago I met a lady who wanted me to join her and her husband. It was to be his birthday surprise. He turned out to be my boss at work.

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over a year ago

"A few years ago I met a lady who wanted me to join her and her husband. It was to be his birthday surprise. He turned out to be my boss at work. "

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! OMFG!!!!!!!

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over a year ago

"A few years ago I met a lady who wanted me to join her and her husband. It was to be his birthday surprise. He turned out to be my boss at work.

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! OMFG!!!!!!!

I'd be morto too! What do you do in that situation!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being caught give my gf doggy style by here son just before she was about to cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A few years ago I met a lady who wanted me to join her and her husband. It was to be his birthday surprise. He turned out to be my boss at work.

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! OMFG!!!!!!!

I'd be morto too! What do you do in that situation!

Ask for a raise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good while back an ex and me were doing it in her parents house I was lying on my back holding onto the metal rail headboard.

Was really enjoying it body tensed up when I came and then realised I had bent the bloody headboard towards me.

We made more noise trying to bend it back the opposite way before we were caught!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A few years ago I met a lady who wanted me to join her and her husband. It was to be his birthday surprise. He turned out to be my boss at work.

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! OMFG!!!!!!!

I'd be morto too! What do you do in that situation!

Ask for a raise

I wonder did it Raise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A few years ago I met a lady who wanted me to join her and her husband. It was to be his birthday surprise. He turned out to be my boss at work.

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! OMFG!!!!!!!

I'd be morto too! What do you do in that situation!

Ask for a raise

I wonder did it Raise

ROTFPMSL!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A few years ago I met a lady who wanted me to join her and her husband. It was to be his birthday surprise. He turned out to be my boss at work.

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! OMFG!!!!!!!

I'd be morto too! What do you do in that situation!

Ask for a raise

I wonder did it Raise

ROTFPMSL!!!

Pmsl to

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nikki...What a time to go off line and leave us all I suspense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nikki...What a time to go off line and leave us all I suspense

Oh yes, she hasn't told us what she did when she came across her boss!! lol!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Nikki...What a time to go off line and leave us all I suspense

Oh yes, she hasn't told us what she did when she came across her boss!! lol!

Did she cum across him

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over a year ago

"Nikki...What a time to go off line and leave us all I suspense

Oh yes, she hasn't told us what she did when she came across her boss!! lol!

I keep checking...lol

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over a year ago

"Nikki...What a time to go off line and leave us all I suspense

Oh yes, she hasn't told us what she did when she came across her boss!! lol!

Did she cum across him

your Bould!!!! Pmsl...

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over a year ago

"Nikki...What a time to go off line and leave us all I suspense

Oh yes, she hasn't told us what she did when she came across her boss!! lol!

Did she cum across him

your Bould!!!! Pmsl...

Me too!!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Nikki...What a time to go off line and leave us all I suspense

Oh yes, she hasn't told us what she did when she came across her boss!! lol!

Did she cum across him

your Bould!!!! Pmsl...

U only finding that out now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shopping with my brother on xmas eve in Clinton cards standing in que of about 20 people, brother walks outside and rings my phone, witch the ring tone was jingle bells jingle bells suck on my cock! Fucker set it as my ring tone was pissing himself laughing, aul dolls didn't seem to find it too funny

He he

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

I had a tough month in work a good while back so my line manager had received a complimentary letter about my work and emailed me it to cheer me up.

I replied

"Thank you for the anal earlier, it was brilliant and really made my day so much better let's hope for some more! ."

bloody predictive text. .... He has never looked at me in the same way again

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over a year ago

"I had a tough month in work a good while back so my line manager had received a complimentary letter about my work and emailed me it to cheer me up.

I replied

"Thank you for the anal earlier, it was brilliant and really made my day so much better let's hope for some more! ."

bloody predictive text. .... He has never looked at me in the same way again

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few weeks back had to get my da to accept a new bed delivery as i was in work, after blaming the breaking of my old one on my young one bouncing on it, which he didnt buy lol came home to find a number of anal toys i thought lost lined up by the new bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A few weeks back had to get my da to accept a new bed delivery as i was in work, after blaming the breaking of my old one on my young one bouncing on it, which he didnt buy lol came home to find a number of anal toys i thought lost lined up by the new bed

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

"Nikki...What a time to go off line and leave us all I suspense

He and I did what his wife told us and I found that he was rather well endowed and she was quite adept with a paddle! Never mentioned it at work obviously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies, you're killing me here! I don't know how you could face these people again! I'd move abroad.

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over a year ago

"Nikki...What a time to go off line and leave us all I suspense

He and I did what his wife told us and I found that he was rather well endowed and she was quite adept with a paddle! Never mentioned it at work obviously."

Not even a wink and a nudge nudge

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

My girlfriend in college was 4 foot 11 and the first girl I ever brought home. It was the 90's and long hippy chick dresses were in style which she used to wear. I put hers for the craic and it came down to my knees...I went down to breakfast wearing it just to see my parents reaction.

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

"Nikki...What a time to go off line and leave us all I suspense

He and I did what his wife told us and I found that he was rather well endowed and she was quite adept with a paddle! Never mentioned it at work obviously.

Not even a wink and a nudge nudge

No. Private life completely separate but his wife thought it was kinky and had me over again

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over a year ago

"Nikki...What a time to go off line and leave us all I suspense

He and I did what his wife told us and I found that he was rather well endowed and she was quite adept with a paddle! Never mentioned it at work obviously.

Not even a wink and a nudge nudge

No. Private life completely separate but his wife thought it was kinky and had me over again"

Lol...I like the wife

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over a year ago

"Nikki...What a time to go off line and leave us all I suspense

He and I did what his wife told us and I found that he was rather well endowed and she was quite adept with a paddle! Never mentioned it at work obviously.

Not even a wink and a nudge nudge

No. Private life completely separate but his wife thought it was kinky and had me over again

Lol...I like the wife

lol! Were you not mortified Nikki when you saw your boss at first! lol!

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

"Nikki...What a time to go off line and leave us all I suspense

He and I did what his wife told us and I found that he was rather well endowed and she was quite adept with a paddle! Never mentioned it at work obviously.

Not even a wink and a nudge nudge

No. Private life completely separate but his wife thought it was kinky and had me over again

Lol...I like the wife

lol! Were you not mortified Nikki when you saw your boss at first! lol!

Yes. He was mortified as well but it's funny in retrospect

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over a year ago

"Nikki...What a time to go off line and leave us all I suspense

He and I did what his wife told us and I found that he was rather well endowed and she was quite adept with a paddle! Never mentioned it at work obviously.

Not even a wink and a nudge nudge

No. Private life completely separate but his wife thought it was kinky and had me over again

Lol...I like the wife

lol! Were you not mortified Nikki when you saw your boss at first! lol!

Yes. He was mortified as well but it's funny in retrospect "

Is he good looking!!? lol!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nikki...What a time to go off line and leave us all I suspense

He and I did what his wife told us and I found that he was rather well endowed and she was quite adept with a paddle! Never mentioned it at work obviously.

Not even a wink and a nudge nudge

No. Private life completely separate but his wife thought it was kinky and had me over again

Lol...I like the wife

lol! Were you not mortified Nikki when you saw your boss at first! lol!

Yes. He was mortified as well but it's funny in retrospect

Is he good looking!!? lol!

I bet bumping into each other at work gets him all hot and bothered now...

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By *reddieRaeCouple
over a year ago

Banbridge

To expand on Freddies earlier post about his 8 yr old asking her grandad "what's this" whilst waving the glass dildo in his face, his dad told her it was "just a toy".... WHO THE FUCK tells an 8yr old girl that a glass dildo is a toy?!?! Obviously she will want to know how the hell you play with it?!?!?! At that point I took it off her and said it was an ornament, avoided eye contact with my father in law and just opened the door.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To expand on Freddies earlier post about his 8 yr old asking her grandad "what's this" whilst waving the glass dildo in his face, his dad told her it was "just a toy".... WHO THE FUCK tells an 8yr old girl that a glass dildo is a toy?!?! Obviously she will want to know how the hell you play with it?!?!?! At that point I took it off her and said it was an ornament, avoided eye contact with my father in law and just opened the door....."

It's a paper weight!! lol!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's a paper weight!! lol!

Pmsl...love it!!!

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By *o pants partyCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Awhile back Mr no pants was going to England with his father for a family funeral. Missing him i decided to send him a little video of me striping and saying "Hey Sexy".Only when i sent it his dad had his phone and opened it ... spent the rest of the weekend calling mr no pants "Hey sexy" in my voice

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over a year ago

"Awhile back Mr no pants was going to England with his father for a family funeral. Missing him i decided to send him a little video of me striping and saying "Hey Sexy".Only when i sent it his dad had his phone and opened it ... spent the rest of the weekend calling mr no pants "Hey sexy" in my voice

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lol oops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

got called out to a boiler .. The pipes were banging and needed bleeding...upon inspection found the tenants Vibrator had fallen down the back and switched it self on..... One very red faced Tennant. .....One very happy me.....lol

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over a year ago

Met up with someone and was having some 'fun', thought she was having the orgasm of her life!!!......

Nah, she was epileptic and having a fit!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Met up with someone and was having some 'fun', thought she was having the orgasm of her life!!!......

Nah, she was epileptic and having a fit!

Still, you had your fun and that's all that matters!

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over a year ago

"Met up with someone and was having some 'fun', thought she was having the orgasm of her life!!!......

Nah, she was epileptic and having a fit!

Still, you had your fun and that's all that matters!

Yep, went back a week later when she came back from hospital!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

our daughter arrived up recently and gave her mum a pair of knee high,high heeled black pvc boots saying "you could wear these at one of your "parties"mum.

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

cork

"our daughter arrived up recently and gave her mum a pair of knee high,high heeled black pvc boots saying "you could wear these at one of your "parties"mum.

Kids today ,,,have no respect for their parents lol

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over a year ago

"Met up with someone and was having some 'fun', thought she was having the orgasm of her life!!!......

Nah, she was epileptic and having a fit!

Still, you had your fun and that's all that matters!

PMSL!!! weak!!!

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over a year ago

"Met up with someone and was having some 'fun', thought she was having the orgasm of her life!!!......

Nah, she was epileptic and having a fit!

Still, you had your fun and that's all that matters!

PMSL!!! weak!!!

Of course!! lol! Who cares about the girl who had the fit...

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over a year ago

"our daughter arrived up recently and gave her mum a pair of knee high,high heeled black pvc boots saying "you could wear these at one of your "parties"mum.

Kids today ,,,have no respect for their parents lol

lol,one of the benefits of being open about our "hobby"

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over a year ago

"Met up with someone and was having some 'fun', thought she was having the orgasm of her life!!!......

Nah, she was epileptic and having a fit!

Still, you had your fun and that's all that matters!

PMSL!!! weak!!!

Of course!! lol! Who cares about the girl who had the fit...

I'm bad!!!

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over a year ago

"Met up with someone and was having some 'fun', thought she was having the orgasm of her life!!!......

Nah, she was epileptic and having a fit!

Still, you had your fun and that's all that matters!

PMSL!!! weak!!!

Of course!! lol! Who cares about the girl who had the fit...

I'm bad!!!

You make me pmsl!! Apparently he went back for more, I presume she didn't have a fit 2nd time round!

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over a year ago

"Met up with someone and was having some 'fun', thought she was having the orgasm of her life!!!......

Nah, she was epileptic and having a fit!

Still, you had your fun and that's all that matters!

PMSL!!! weak!!!

Of course!! lol! Who cares about the girl who had the fit...

I'm bad!!!

You make me pmsl!! Apparently he went back for more, I presume she didn't have a fit 2nd time round!

Apparently

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over a year ago

"Met up with someone and was having some 'fun', thought she was having the orgasm of her life!!!......

Nah, she was epileptic and having a fit!

Still, you had your fun and that's all that matters!

PMSL!!! weak!!!

Of course!! lol! Who cares about the girl who had the fit...

I'm bad!!!

You make me pmsl!! Apparently he went back for more, I presume she didn't have a fit 2nd time round!

Apparently

Oooooooh Nooooooo!

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over a year ago

"Met up with someone and was having some 'fun', thought she was having the orgasm of her life!!!......

Nah, she was epileptic and having a fit!

Still, you had your fun and that's all that matters!

PMSL!!! weak!!!

Of course!! lol! Who cares about the girl who had the fit...

I'm bad!!!

You make me pmsl!! Apparently he went back for more, I presume she didn't have a fit 2nd time round!

Apparently

Oooooooh Nooooooo!

I think I'd have a fit if I was with the Foo a Whuuusssshhhhhiiiiinnnnnggggggggggg one

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