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By *unsterStag OP   Man
over a year ago

Limerick

Found this interesting earlier...

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe .Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece , gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet .. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 80, a man is like Cuba....ruled by nuts.

Anyone else got some pearls of wisdom?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Calling a spade a spade often results in a belt of a shovel. . . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never trust a man in a wheelchair with muddy shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black man goes to doctor with pain in his head.doc says take off all clothing and go to corner of room and go on ur hands and knees. Ok. Now other corner. Other corner says doc. Black man says what has this 2 do with pain in my head? O nothing says doc. I just bought new mahogany table and I tryin 2 decide where to put it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He who stirs the shit should be made to lick the spoon....

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

never trust a man with a comb over. if he's going to lie to himself he will lie to you too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought this was about the sperm of a wise man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its much easier to sleep with the light on rather than a hard on

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By *adrarfjordr VoyeurMan
over a year ago

Waterford

The quickest way to a mans heart is through his chest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A happy heart is a happy mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So you think I've a glorious and conquering past then

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By *unsterStag OP   Man
over a year ago

Limerick


"So you think I've a glorious and conquering past then "

And hopefully one or two glorious conquests in the future

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Man who goes to bed wit an itchy ass wakes with a smelly finger : confusious

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